Aug 19, 2012 5:45 PM
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Umbra1
Diehydrgen monoxide
Hackenchop
watch out for that dihydrogen monoxide
DuluthMNhockeyguy
Water..ver I'll leave now
fedeh
But it doesn't have electrolytes!
PIPELINE3
so that's why Bear Grylls drinks his own pee?
blueknot
Ah, the sinister Dihydrogen Monoxide!
Juicemouse
Dihydrogenmonoxide kills!
sah2
I still need proof before I believe that ALL the drug dealers have admitted to drinking water
plumbo
Water? You mean like from the toilet?
SubstituteReality
+1 for Idiocracy reference, best brain cells suicide I ever committed
imthejuggernautbeotch
I guess the movie Idiocracy was on the right track.
semperfio6
*Ingredients
BayzieBonez
This is how I see political commercials
BemusedBystander
It has to be diluted with whiskey, then it's OK to drink.
callipygia
And then there's this: http://imgur.com/MmxNI
dergrimm
also so strong it oxidizes metal
Anakrias
Fact: We have not asked all serial killers if they would admit to drinking water.
Hypnoticcow
Must be FOX news reporting
Jastak
Oh man, that was freaking hilarious. So original too!
ImmortalAzrael
No, this is more factual than anything Fox has ever reported.
pankyake
FACT! Every drowning on record has happened near a body of water.
biscuitthief
Not true. Unless you make up a contorted definition of "near" and "body of water"
nanciesweb
dihydrogenmonoxide
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Drowning is the #1 cause of drowning-related deaths.
saltslug3
i got water by being a rocket surgeon.
btlmstr
FACT! Ryan Lochte probably pee'd in it!
obsoleteattribute
Go ahead and ban it. See if I care. I can quit anytime I want to, anyway.
FostersHome
IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE
jackbos
+1 for Idiocracy
goat0064
beat me to it - was going to do a brawn-do comment.! you beat me to it good sir......a tip o' the hat - and good day
I like sex and money!
abott
Electrolytes!!!
gildedphoenix
Ban Di-Hydogen Monoxide now!
bigwig8
I remember when my Chem teacher told the class about DHMO and, as gullible high school students, we all believed him.
Skiafluff
I hope this is a Penn and Teller reference, and if it is I'm +1ing you. BUT SO HELP ME IF IT'S NOT!... I won't do anything.
I appreciate the honesty of your threat.
[deleted]
Thanks actually. Sadly, it was a typo.
davidtennantsvoice
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry
mrvoid
Sign the petition: http://www.petitiononline.com/h2o/petition.html
bitemygloriousgoldenass
i don't want to live on this planet anymore! also to be killed list.
TheIronMaiden
Well then I suggest you go ingest some deadly DHMO.
RoboNickBot
It's most deadly when inhaled
i did already i had it with dinner.
upvotersfortruth
DHMO was humorous; the above photo is stupid.
AskMeAbout3DPrinting
*Dihydrogen
tylamo
GATORAAAADDDEE.....
BecomeDizzy
You're drinking the wrong water.
richardnixongoesAROO
Water tastes good, glub glub (i know wrong movie)
ivioo
That movie was filmed in my town :)
baldguy
It's got what plants crave
RickyTheCricket
BRAWNDOOOOO...
efyz
electrolytes
CapnJackHarkness
+1 anything Idiocracy, ever.
itispronouncedimager
Where's the gif??
HeWhoHathKilledKenny
WATER SUCKS, IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS...
BillClinton
http://imgur.com/LHyqF
monotoonz
UNH UH!
PizzaPugIsMyDrug
That's some high quality H2O!
H2O!
noneanymore
GATORAAAAADDDEEEEEEE
montag
H2O!!
WAAAAAATER SUCKS, IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS, HWAAAAATER SUCKS, IT REALLY REALLY SUUUUUUUCKS
Legatia
FACT! Hitler drank water!
myfortunecookiesucks
Fact: Justin Beiber drinks water
looseseal
Reductio ad Hitlerum
kamisan
Haha I'm still thinking about mountain dew
JoshMatos
GASP!
tugg
Hitler did nothing wrong.
lordsleepyhead
FACT! 100% of people who evoke Godwin's Law drink water!
talkthroughtables
See I've heard he didn't do anything wrong. Mountain Dew lied to me?
shapirate
Mandrake, have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?
ILikeTheMovieOfficeSpace
So did the person that killed Hitler. Just saying.
haadyy
Well, he was obsessed with healthy living so he drank mainly (bottled) water and imposed a ban on cigarette smoking in public.
PZUU777
But... wait a minute...
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
I want to downvote you because I can only see this being a genuine argument and missing the joke or a bad joke in response. I won't though.
It's a joke in and of itself as Adolph Hitler committed suicide.
WibblyWobblyTimeyWhimeyStuff
Yeah but so did the person that killed the person that killed Hitler
UsernameIHardlyKnowHer
Don't forget, fish have sex in it!
nyctophobia
Me too, sometimes...
Isobelllll
I can handle all the pooping and whatnot. It's the giving birth that gets me when I think of the sea...
ImGonnaGrapeYa
And pee. Lots and lots of pee.
buttfondler
you mean fertilize their eggs in it http://youtu.be/gdNrs9RLn_Q
ClockWorkComp
Ben Wa
afetai1011
Balls....
stevetehpirate
REEEGGGIEEEE!!!!
Dylanb
Do fish have... sex...?
It's actually more that they masturbate into water which is actually more gross because none of it stays inside the girl fish.
they reproduce... which leads to fish sperm in the water... we shouldn't dwell on this too much.
wowowowowong
zoology fun fact! some fish are hermaphrodites, but the ones that aren't just ejaculate on eggs, which is disgusting.
eyesonly
Damn, you beat me to it.
sorry, have an upvote. (and yes I am Canadian)
Well then you have an upvote too. I'll take it you're an Archer fan then?
Just the tip ;)
"Oh, I never drink the stuff. Fish fuck in it." This is a famous rational coined by the comedian, actor, and proud drunk, W.C. Fields.
Umbra1
Diehydrgen monoxide
Hackenchop
watch out for that dihydrogen monoxide
DuluthMNhockeyguy
Water..ver I'll leave now
fedeh
But it doesn't have electrolytes!
PIPELINE3
so that's why Bear Grylls drinks his own pee?
blueknot
Ah, the sinister Dihydrogen Monoxide!
Juicemouse
Dihydrogenmonoxide kills!
sah2
I still need proof before I believe that ALL the drug dealers have admitted to drinking water
plumbo
Water? You mean like from the toilet?
SubstituteReality
+1 for Idiocracy reference, best brain cells suicide I ever committed
imthejuggernautbeotch
I guess the movie Idiocracy was on the right track.
semperfio6
*Ingredients
BayzieBonez
This is how I see political commercials
BemusedBystander
It has to be diluted with whiskey, then it's OK to drink.
callipygia
And then there's this: http://imgur.com/MmxNI
dergrimm
also so strong it oxidizes metal
Anakrias
Fact: We have not asked all serial killers if they would admit to drinking water.
Hypnoticcow
Must be FOX news reporting
Jastak
Oh man, that was freaking hilarious. So original too!
ImmortalAzrael
No, this is more factual than anything Fox has ever reported.
pankyake
FACT! Every drowning on record has happened near a body of water.
biscuitthief
Not true. Unless you make up a contorted definition of "near" and "body of water"
nanciesweb
dihydrogenmonoxide
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Drowning is the #1 cause of drowning-related deaths.
saltslug3
i got water by being a rocket surgeon.
btlmstr
FACT! Ryan Lochte probably pee'd in it!
obsoleteattribute
Go ahead and ban it. See if I care. I can quit anytime I want to, anyway.
FostersHome
IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE
jackbos
+1 for Idiocracy
goat0064
beat me to it - was going to do a brawn-do comment.! you beat me to it good sir......a tip o' the hat - and good day
sah2
I like sex and money!
abott
Electrolytes!!!
gildedphoenix
Ban Di-Hydogen Monoxide now!
bigwig8
I remember when my Chem teacher told the class about DHMO and, as gullible high school students, we all believed him.
Skiafluff
I hope this is a Penn and Teller reference, and if it is I'm +1ing you. BUT SO HELP ME IF IT'S NOT!... I won't do anything.
gildedphoenix
I appreciate the honesty of your threat.
[deleted]
[deleted]
gildedphoenix
Thanks actually. Sadly, it was a typo.
davidtennantsvoice
mrvoid
Sign the petition: http://www.petitiononline.com/h2o/petition.html
bitemygloriousgoldenass
i don't want to live on this planet anymore! also to be killed list.
TheIronMaiden
Well then I suggest you go ingest some deadly DHMO.
RoboNickBot
It's most deadly when inhaled
bitemygloriousgoldenass
i did already i had it with dinner.
upvotersfortruth
DHMO was humorous; the above photo is stupid.
AskMeAbout3DPrinting
*Dihydrogen
tylamo
GATORAAAADDDEE.....
BecomeDizzy
You're drinking the wrong water.
richardnixongoesAROO
Water tastes good, glub glub (i know wrong movie)
ivioo
That movie was filmed in my town :)
baldguy
It's got what plants crave
RickyTheCricket
BRAWNDOOOOO...
efyz
electrolytes
CapnJackHarkness
+1 anything Idiocracy, ever.
itispronouncedimager
Where's the gif??
HeWhoHathKilledKenny
WATER SUCKS, IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS...
BillClinton
http://imgur.com/LHyqF
monotoonz
UNH UH!
PizzaPugIsMyDrug
That's some high quality H2O!
BillClinton
H2O!
noneanymore
GATORAAAAADDDEEEEEEE
montag
H2O!!
CapnJackHarkness
WAAAAAATER SUCKS, IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS, HWAAAAATER SUCKS, IT REALLY REALLY SUUUUUUUCKS
Legatia
FACT! Hitler drank water!
myfortunecookiesucks
Fact: Justin Beiber drinks water
looseseal
Reductio ad Hitlerum
kamisan
Haha I'm still thinking about mountain dew
JoshMatos
GASP!
tugg
Hitler did nothing wrong.
lordsleepyhead
FACT! 100% of people who evoke Godwin's Law drink water!
talkthroughtables
See I've heard he didn't do anything wrong. Mountain Dew lied to me?
shapirate
Mandrake, have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?
ILikeTheMovieOfficeSpace
So did the person that killed Hitler. Just saying.
haadyy
Well, he was obsessed with healthy living so he drank mainly (bottled) water and imposed a ban on cigarette smoking in public.
PZUU777
But... wait a minute...
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
I want to downvote you because I can only see this being a genuine argument and missing the joke or a bad joke in response. I won't though.
ILikeTheMovieOfficeSpace
It's a joke in and of itself as Adolph Hitler committed suicide.
WibblyWobblyTimeyWhimeyStuff
Yeah but so did the person that killed the person that killed Hitler
UsernameIHardlyKnowHer
Don't forget, fish have sex in it!
nyctophobia
Me too, sometimes...
Isobelllll
I can handle all the pooping and whatnot. It's the giving birth that gets me when I think of the sea...
ImGonnaGrapeYa
And pee. Lots and lots of pee.
buttfondler
you mean fertilize their eggs in it http://youtu.be/gdNrs9RLn_Q
ClockWorkComp
Ben Wa
afetai1011
Balls....
stevetehpirate
REEEGGGIEEEE!!!!
Dylanb
Do fish have... sex...?
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
It's actually more that they masturbate into water which is actually more gross because none of it stays inside the girl fish.
UsernameIHardlyKnowHer
they reproduce... which leads to fish sperm in the water... we shouldn't dwell on this too much.
wowowowowong
zoology fun fact! some fish are hermaphrodites, but the ones that aren't just ejaculate on eggs, which is disgusting.
eyesonly
Damn, you beat me to it.
UsernameIHardlyKnowHer
sorry, have an upvote. (and yes I am Canadian)
eyesonly
Well then you have an upvote too. I'll take it you're an Archer fan then?
UsernameIHardlyKnowHer
Just the tip ;)
eyesonly
"Oh, I never drink the stuff. Fish fuck in it." This is a famous rational coined by the comedian, actor, and proud drunk, W.C. Fields.