Jun 4, 2021 3:48 PM
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Aprilmadness
The person loading the conveyor works at Aldi
ChewyCiabatta
This is actually very accurate the only thing missing though was a beaver
akeste
Still easier than US citizenship
Voric13
LateSpoilerAlert
bigasspervypanda
I'm just waiting for more and more hilarious things to come down the belt. A plate of poutine, an actual moose, etc.
rosebudthesled
That is a youtuber and hockey trainer called Pavel Barber.
TheStealthHippopotamus
ct8ball
In Nova Scotia, moved from Alberta and had to do a refresher exam because of that friggin Crosby kid
goflyblind
AumentoEroe
Not According to The Leafs
CulturallyEmbiggened
He didnt block that chair or that swiffer, terrible form
spoiledbabykitty101
Well I guess my uncoordinated ass is never going to be able to immigrate.
CouchCarrot
My dumb ass couldn't figure out why he was missing all those pucks.
VeryUnoriginalUsername
fake - the real test requires you to shout 'sorry' for each object that touches you.
jkellyone
Hate when I'm playing hockey and there's a damn chair on the ice
idontcareifthesundontshine
At first I didn't see the green puck and just thought he was shit at hitting stuff
Nyrruk
thank god i was born here because i cant skate and would fail this so hard.
CopySix
writetehcodez
Barber is a beast.
Whowhywhatwhere
Guess I'm not moving to Canada now
erdan999
Mad skills
oldandfat
How do they practice knocking someone's teeth out with a shoulder charge?
macisaac11
Fuck around and find out, that's how. That hit the other night was terrible though. Pure blind rage and the poor kid on the other end of it.
Sendrax
Should have kept his head up
BleachedPP
as a canadian.. lol truuuuuuu
LordAaron
Good thing I was born here. I'd never pass that test...?
jansenart
Leafs could always use another right winger eh?
ryansmVillain
That's the worst goal tending I've ever seen
Dumbass, he's puck handling. It's the green thing.
Appl3sSauc3
Dirty dangles!
updootyourpootsnoot
I thought this was a goalie test, and I'm still not sure it isn't
imgurianitarian
Same. I didn’t see the green puck until the end. I thought this guy is shit at hockey.
annlb
How it feels to try to get a VISA in New Zealand
busychillin
Taykaybo
Why does everyone use this fucking gif when someone says Canadian I literally see it every time
eireyrin
because we love Robin Sparkles?
Let's go to the mall...today!
RawwrrRawwrrLikeaDungeonDragon
Canadian everyday life
Ryebread91
Is he the guy that angry did stuff in his house?
BAzV
I also want a house big enough to skate in.
Theyhitmewithatruck1
Saw this and then 2 minutes later NBC Sports showed it during intermission of the Habs-Jets game.
andrewrankin1087360
Nice backwards crossovers and on carpet
EngravedToaster
This is how I learned to rollerblade the first day I opened the box.
METROlD
So every day Canadians live in multi million dollar homes?
buttonbutton
That’s like a $250,000 home in Texas.
mako925
I'm impressed he could do that on carpet.
thesupersonic
He’s scratching up those poor floors?
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
I cringed when I saw him go over hardwoods floors. That's going to leave tracks that you can only sand out.
FMswottingTottington
Can't see the tracks if it's covered in tracks
jiynxed
Depends on the floors and the wheels.
Yep, they make really soft wheels.
rotodisc
What do you think roller blade wheels are made out of?
Depends on the quality of the wheels. I've seen everything from soft rubber to hard plastics.
ZestyMelons
Pizza cutters.
Trollingstoned
No ? I mean, have you done it ? I did. No tracks most of the time, sometimes tracks that rub off easily. Not that I do it on the reg tho...
I have, left indentations in the floor. Not deep, barely visible, but they were there.
Could be quality of the wheels, I was a teen and the wheels were hard plastic.
Yeah there are many potential differences in the hardness of the wheels and the floor. Can go either way I suppose.
TheresAGif4that
v
bewareofleopard
Hahaha I was looking for this gif when the Leafs went down earlier this week! Makes me laugh every time (the gif - the Leafs make me cry)
ChristopherHallett
The way he scoots off backwards makes me laugh every time.
captainclutch
Score a fuckin goal already I'm getting the bedtime sillies
wookietiddy
Fuckin shoresey
Give your balls a tug, titfucker!
"Fight me see what happens!" "What's gonna happen shoresey?" "Three things I hit you you hit the floor ambulance hits 60."
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
Cut off too soon. You missed seeing the animals he has to avoid: beaver, moose, bear, and a ton of salmon
schocker28
I was really hoping for the kitchen sink.
Strategicgnomer
We're supposed to AVOID those? Damn, I might lose my citizenship...
scroobiusgav
Honestly a full size moose coming down that treadmill and just fucking him up would have been the perfect ending to this.
phunkiejunkie
Final boss:
LordOfZajo
And Owen from Total Drama Island
TormentedPenguin
Final boss is the Goose!
The salmon would be swimming the other way though
TheMonkeysAngst
only once to fuck and die. the spend most thier lives at sea though
NoNameFred
They keep adding more and more items until you eventually fail. The real test whether or not you then apologise to the examiner...
ciel712
sauce?
Spectre4Prez
Just. So. Many. Salmon.
You must have gone through the British Columbia gauntlet. Ahhh, good times
TinkererOfTerror
A moose bit my sister once.
Did she turn into a were-moose. Those things are intense
Billis75
He had to wristshot it into a Tim Horton's cup taped to the ceiling fan.
I just assumed everyone already knew that part.
TinaEveFox
Salmon swim upstream.
only once, they live in the ocean though
BattleSalad
Don't forget the wolverine
Thornappley
You can't dodge a wolverine, wolverines are inevitable.
crimpitdown9001
ThankYouForYourTime
What, no geese? What kind of Canadian citizenship test is this??
paperfanman
KanzenChowa
They save the geese for the prime Minister elections
MrStick
Don't fuck with the Canada gooses v
youaresoverywrong
mono, it's accurate. There is no avoiding the wrath of goose.
TheRealBrebby
So you haven't dealt with this fuckers have you? You think they will let you whip them down a treadmill
If the beaver, moose and salmon are just gonna take the yeet then the goose might too
RtsWillH1Mself
We all know NO ONE can dodge the Canadian Goose. That's ok though. The chosen one has not come yet.
darkninja2992
I've knocked one out before
I apologize, I didn’t know aboot the spiritual nature of the Canadian goose.
BarryTheCyborg
So was Gretzky just a prophet then?
He never dodged the goose. He never tried. Could have been. The one will come.
Aprilmadness
The person loading the conveyor works at Aldi
ChewyCiabatta
This is actually very accurate the only thing missing though was a beaver
akeste
Still easier than US citizenship
Voric13
LateSpoilerAlert
bigasspervypanda
I'm just waiting for more and more hilarious things to come down the belt. A plate of poutine, an actual moose, etc.
rosebudthesled
That is a youtuber and hockey trainer called Pavel Barber.
TheStealthHippopotamus
ct8ball
In Nova Scotia, moved from Alberta and had to do a refresher exam because of that friggin Crosby kid
goflyblind
AumentoEroe
Not According to The Leafs
CulturallyEmbiggened
He didnt block that chair or that swiffer, terrible form
spoiledbabykitty101
Well I guess my uncoordinated ass is never going to be able to immigrate.
CouchCarrot
My dumb ass couldn't figure out why he was missing all those pucks.
VeryUnoriginalUsername
fake - the real test requires you to shout 'sorry' for each object that touches you.
jkellyone
Hate when I'm playing hockey and there's a damn chair on the ice
idontcareifthesundontshine
At first I didn't see the green puck and just thought he was shit at hitting stuff
Nyrruk
thank god i was born here because i cant skate and would fail this so hard.
CopySix
writetehcodez
Barber is a beast.
Whowhywhatwhere
Guess I'm not moving to Canada now
erdan999
Mad skills
oldandfat
How do they practice knocking someone's teeth out with a shoulder charge?
macisaac11
Fuck around and find out, that's how. That hit the other night was terrible though. Pure blind rage and the poor kid on the other end of it.
Sendrax
Should have kept his head up
BleachedPP
as a canadian.. lol truuuuuuu
LordAaron
Good thing I was born here. I'd never pass that test...?
jansenart
Leafs could always use another right winger eh?
ryansmVillain
That's the worst goal tending I've ever seen
jansenart
Dumbass, he's puck handling. It's the green thing.
Appl3sSauc3
Dirty dangles!
updootyourpootsnoot
I thought this was a goalie test, and I'm still not sure it isn't
imgurianitarian
Same. I didn’t see the green puck until the end. I thought this guy is shit at hockey.
annlb
How it feels to try to get a VISA in New Zealand
busychillin
Taykaybo
Why does everyone use this fucking gif when someone says Canadian I literally see it every time
eireyrin
because we love Robin Sparkles?
eireyrin
Let's go to the mall...today!
RawwrrRawwrrLikeaDungeonDragon
Canadian everyday life
Ryebread91
Is he the guy that angry did stuff in his house?
BAzV
I also want a house big enough to skate in.
Theyhitmewithatruck1
Saw this and then 2 minutes later NBC Sports showed it during intermission of the Habs-Jets game.
andrewrankin1087360
Nice backwards crossovers and on carpet
EngravedToaster
This is how I learned to rollerblade the first day I opened the box.
METROlD
So every day Canadians live in multi million dollar homes?
buttonbutton
That’s like a $250,000 home in Texas.
mako925
I'm impressed he could do that on carpet.
thesupersonic
He’s scratching up those poor floors?
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
I cringed when I saw him go over hardwoods floors. That's going to leave tracks that you can only sand out.
FMswottingTottington
Can't see the tracks if it's covered in tracks
jiynxed
Depends on the floors and the wheels.
EngravedToaster
Yep, they make really soft wheels.
rotodisc
What do you think roller blade wheels are made out of?
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
Depends on the quality of the wheels. I've seen everything from soft rubber to hard plastics.
ZestyMelons
Pizza cutters.
Trollingstoned
No ? I mean, have you done it ? I did. No tracks most of the time, sometimes tracks that rub off easily. Not that I do it on the reg tho...
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
I have, left indentations in the floor. Not deep, barely visible, but they were there.
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
Could be quality of the wheels, I was a teen and the wheels were hard plastic.
Trollingstoned
Yeah there are many potential differences in the hardness of the wheels and the floor. Can go either way I suppose.
TheresAGif4that
bewareofleopard
Hahaha I was looking for this gif when the Leafs went down earlier this week! Makes me laugh every time (the gif - the Leafs make me cry)
ChristopherHallett
The way he scoots off backwards makes me laugh every time.
captainclutch
Score a fuckin goal already I'm getting the bedtime sillies
wookietiddy
Fuckin shoresey
ChristopherHallett
Give your balls a tug, titfucker!
wookietiddy
"Fight me see what happens!" "What's gonna happen shoresey?" "Three things I hit you you hit the floor ambulance hits 60."
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
Cut off too soon. You missed seeing the animals he has to avoid: beaver, moose, bear, and a ton of salmon
schocker28
I was really hoping for the kitchen sink.
Strategicgnomer
We're supposed to AVOID those? Damn, I might lose my citizenship...
scroobiusgav
Honestly a full size moose coming down that treadmill and just fucking him up would have been the perfect ending to this.
phunkiejunkie
Final boss:
LordOfZajo
And Owen from Total Drama Island
TormentedPenguin
Final boss is the Goose!
idontcareifthesundontshine
The salmon would be swimming the other way though
TheMonkeysAngst
only once to fuck and die. the spend most thier lives at sea though
NoNameFred
They keep adding more and more items until you eventually fail. The real test whether or not you then apologise to the examiner...
ciel712
sauce?
Spectre4Prez
Just. So. Many. Salmon.
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
You must have gone through the British Columbia gauntlet. Ahhh, good times
TinkererOfTerror
A moose bit my sister once.
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
Did she turn into a were-moose. Those things are intense
Billis75
He had to wristshot it into a Tim Horton's cup taped to the ceiling fan.
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
I just assumed everyone already knew that part.
TinaEveFox
Salmon swim upstream.
TheMonkeysAngst
only once, they live in the ocean though
BattleSalad
Don't forget the wolverine
Thornappley
You can't dodge a wolverine, wolverines are inevitable.
crimpitdown9001
ThankYouForYourTime
What, no geese? What kind of Canadian citizenship test is this??
paperfanman
KanzenChowa
They save the geese for the prime Minister elections
MrStick
Don't fuck with the Canada gooses
v
youaresoverywrong
mono, it's accurate. There is no avoiding the wrath of goose.
TheRealBrebby
So you haven't dealt with this fuckers have you? You think they will let you whip them down a treadmill
ThankYouForYourTime
If the beaver, moose and salmon are just gonna take the yeet then the goose might too
RtsWillH1Mself
We all know NO ONE can dodge the Canadian Goose. That's ok though. The chosen one has not come yet.
darkninja2992
I've knocked one out before
ThankYouForYourTime
I apologize, I didn’t know aboot the spiritual nature of the Canadian goose.
BarryTheCyborg
So was Gretzky just a prophet then?
RtsWillH1Mself
He never dodged the goose. He never tried. Could have been. The one will come.