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MightyZephyr
MetalPsychologist
His associates said they would go to the funeral if lunch was served.
fnoigy
You know how that used to just be accepted by all as the reasonable moral to absorb, instead of now where half the country is brainwashed and are like "you don't deeply care for the poor billionaires?!!"
cheidiotou
Ya know what, I think this is probably the best response to any boot lickers decrying the internet reaction to this. "Remember Ebenezer Scrooge and the ghost of Christmas future?..."
thebigbaka
RainbowFlerken
Tis the season
Orc6000
Are there any leftover bed curtains?
grabthembypuss
A lot of care with given to how to deliver this event to shareholders on that fateful day, just saying a medical emergency happened to him, not so much care to even one of their peers.
conniecpu
Thank you very much! https://youtu.be/Dkq7WZTzkLQ
MagicOrpheus310
I'm reminded of France and their, ahhh "strategic" use of guillotines haha
GCRust
People tend to forget though that they threw out "strategic" in short order.
Against the revolution? Guillotine!
Suspected Monarchist? Guillotine!
Left Handed? MOTHERFUCKIN' GUILLIOTINE!
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
There will be a sad irony if his life insurance doesn't pay out if they find out it was a murder for hire
Frustaz
And now the guy who did it is a ghost.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Let's stop talking about whoever it was this time. They're not important as an individual.
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
Did the guy do bad things or was he just rich? I haven't followed it one bit
GCRust
United Healthcare has one of the lowest "pay outs" for its plans in the business. So it's a fantastic business model if the goal is to get people to pay you for health care that you will then deny.
nesurame
the CEO championed a program that let an AI deny 90% of all claims... so basically a form of fraud that has yet to be legally recognized.
OhIfIMust
b0tticelliw0man
Thank you very much!
ConstantlyonYoBack
You's could start a community run healthcare system run like a credit union.
tachyx
Half the money in the work is in a handful of people's bank accounts.
happyrabbitzz
quade
That gif has gotten so glitchy... must be all the billionaires siphoning off all the pixels when normal people aren't looking.
blockberd
Have an upgrade:
Zalure17
Unfortunately for this CEO he didn’t receive any visitation warnings because the 3 Christmas Spirits were out of network.
eronth
Every single person has had warnings in the form of A Christmas Carol where you watch Scrooge, a stand-in for any heartless businessman, receive plenty of notice about how little people care about him.
fortytwoembers
PrettyPrettyPrettyPrettyGood
LychFinderGeneral
A man so vile he didn't even have one friend who cared about him like Jacob Marley to beg the spirits to save him
easytigger
He WAS visited by the three spirits, Deny, Defend, Depose.
686f7065
FYI likely referring to this book title
airbreather
Yeah, sorry, visitations come out of your preventive care benefit, which was already maxed out because you got a vaccine at CVS four years ago.
capnwillard2
He ended up like Jacob Marley. Maybe he'll warn the others what will happen if they don't change their ways.
MrRandom314159
That we know of.
keelindsey
He was visited by the Ghost of Christmas Lead.
Vamp13
i still feel bad for his family and friends. :\
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Vamp13
Even Ted Bundy was loved by some people.
Bigblackdick69
just4thelolz
’Tis the season.
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
Mobile, lead-based, guillotine
bearatrooper
thebigbaka
SwagicalYololord
They canceled the policy literally today…. Wonder why.
Noahbalboa82
WabittSeason
I concur
majorPUFFEN2
ATastyCorpsesicle
"""Kinda""", they say. Get a load of this jokester.
Richter12x2
mondeca
All the posters underneath that one say the same thing.
historycat
Billionaire season, CEO season
MagicTortoise
They're the same picture
shehdbeuebw738373
Actually, the CEOs are kinda like house slaves. They often didn't come from crazy rich families (just rich families) and are only mere millionaires. Their billionaire shareholders give them scraps (millions) so they can keep the rest of the working class down.
myotherusernameismyotherusername
A black slaver is lower than a head house midget.
myotherusernameismyotherusername
I'd post that one speech from django but I don't wanna get banned.
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I fully understand how terrible it is to be gleeful at the murder of an individual. Murder is wrong. Period. Brian Thompson shouldn’t have been murdered. The killer should be punished. However. The Brian Thompsons of the world need to realize that their actions have consequences. Their pursuit of shareholder profits at the expense of people is what led to this. You cannot fault an individual who was hurt directly because of UHC’s actions. The killer likely lost a love one because of UHC. 1/2
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So while I understand that we cannot resort to vigilante justice, we also need to start holding corporations accountable for their actions. Otherwise we will have a revolution and violence. And I don’t want that. Corporations need to contribute to the betterment of society too. Otherwise we will see more violence
ttm2
There is no justice in the USA. If there was, Trump would be rotting in prison.
tachyx
That really isn't going to happen. The American people elected fascism. The weak are expected not to survive.
rubypilgrim
Scrooge actually paid Cratchit better than minimum wage workers get today. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2022/02/08/fact-check-bob-cratchits-salary-higher-than-us-minimum-wage/8987313002/
Gryphonosiris
"However, that wage would put the Cratchits below the federal poverty line of $44,660 for a family of eight. "
Robbann
wait, that was a family of eight?
OhIfIMust
"Surplus population."
Gryphonosiris
Bob, Mrs. Cratchit, Martha Cratchit, Peter Cratchit, Belinda Cratchit, Tiny Tim Cratchit, Two unnamed children. Bob needed to get off of his wife once and a while...
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What other entertainment venue did the victorians have?
crateo
Theater, sports, pubs, reading... Quite a bit, actually
wademcgillis
public hangings