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Just Some Russian Weddings
Wedding Photo Squat
marketstreet3
Poor people got poor ways !
CalvinMcFly
Looks fun...and those adidas pants must be really comfy.
serapheen
What's holding the dress up in #1? Willpower?
PaladinAus
These are NOT the Russian brides you are looking for.
woogawooga
Tbh most of these are extreme poverty trying to make the most of two families joining. Isn't much but usually all they have.
maito
Besides it takes a week or two to celebrate the marriage. Drunk. How well would you represent after that? :P
KnightFalling
Does Russia even know what's going on?
Hendlton
Seeing a lot of empty liquor bottles so probably not.
iupvotebadcomments
Sure this isnt Southern US? lol
CommieShillPaidBySoros
Hooray, let's further push the stereotypes that Russians are backwards hillbillies :/
snarkyslytherin
Why is it that Imgur only upvotes cringy pics from Russia? We can find just as many in the good Ol' US of A, after all.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
I have only ever known cringy Russian pics
thisusernamewilluhhfindaway
I was just about to pick up my dress track suit from the cleaners
OscarWilde1854
These are glorious, but let's be honest... crazy people are everywhere. This could easily be America, or Canada or anywhere else...
BarnabasWizardcock
Looks like Americans have a lot more in common with Russians than we tought.
ErinFromTheOffice
Jцѕт Мдяяiзd
Khanecz
Jtsst Mdyayaizd?
Hendlton
It's supposed to be Just Married, in English with Cyrillic letters that kinda look right but would it be pronounced how you spelled it.
EverydayIsMonday
I'd like to get married in Russia >_>
ultramegalisk
Holy shit them teeth, man. I don't think I need to tell you which one. And I'm doing you the courtesy of not seeing it again.
BootsCatsBeeeeeeez
Is he getting married to his sister in that one???
Rengii
A lot of these could be rural American weddings.
ItaliansDoItBetterButIAmLazy
just because it's rural Russia !
cliffordsbigredhog
We can laugh all we want. Just remember, people get married at Walmart
DocHdaCook
I wouldn't call them "people".
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Shut up! Really?
Okebel
People...
namiasdf
What.
Thispostisaboutacat
weddings take time to plan, you shouldn't be Russian.
thebearking
Not in the least surprised, but definitely entertained. Have my worthless digital point.
Fancyusernamesareforpussies
Well. They love each other, maybe ... and that is what matters
AnatolianTiger
You go girl
Fancyusernamesareforpussies
Thanks Honey
armonis
You are make fun of Russian people? This seem of not good idea to me, da?
maetryx
Non-rich people horsing around for wedding photos. May they enjoy many years of marital bliss and ignore the internet shamers.
Onerrorresumenext
The couple in #9 doesn't look that weird. To bad they both have the same hairstyle as a newborn baby.
Graylinfaux
It's like they got to 1980 and said nah we don't need to go further, this is good.
Caketarts
Is Russia even real?
zoigo
You decide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok8Xo1Bkjbc
MitchBeaucannon
According to the dash cam footage: Yes.
Ilikecats88
Classy as fuck
dumbledoresdimwits
I should put together a post of southern US weddings...
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Yesssssssss
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IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
That was flawless!!!
dumbledoresdimwits
Danke!
ItaliansDoItBetterButIAmLazy
Those are indeed not normal Russian weddings but rural places ones...
shackman
Justice of the peace and a crawfish boil with lots of rum. Sister Wedding-Galveston, TX. Lots of pic look like # 8 and 9. More ocean though.
shackman
whale just beached and died near their house. =( sad day. http://abc13.com/news/beached-whale-in-galveston-dies-necropsy-planned/1131981/
BingleyBingleyBeep
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BingleyBingleyBeep
Awe yiss....
dumbledoresdimwits
I'll put it together as soon as my new laptop gets in (next few days).
necromcr
Do not make fun of the lower class or they will done f*#k you up - Marie Antoinette
necromcr
Pardon my french.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Should we or should we not let them eat cake?
esperx
In Russia are you required to have Adidas track pants most of the time?
delaWhy
In Russia Adidas track pants require you!
boobcat
sure or maybe they've got good sense of humor and are playing up to the stereotype.
TOMMOEX
Yes. it's their equivalent to a suit as well
DonutJustice
sometimes stereotypes have validity
youdonegoofed
Yes. You can't wear two stripes to a wedding, that's just disrespectful.
NotAIIHeroesWearCapes
You basically superman your addidas track suit. It's always under your clothes no matter what you are wearing.
Mimsey
If I lived in cold ass Russia, I think I might do the same.
whyteraven74
Da
fizzlebuns
Add in a black leather newsboy cap, popping a squat with a cig and a Jaguar and you've got Slavic Heaven.
ZachPutland
You have been visited by the SLAV OF SQUATTING Good knees and vodka will come to you But only if you post Na zdrowie, Igor!
ZachPutland
You have been visited by the SLAV OF SQUATTING Good knees and vodka will come to you But only if you post Na zdrowie, Igor!
greenroom628
and have short, close cut hair. i thought this was some weird stereotype, but after going to russia - it's real. everyone has that haircut.
OverpricedCrayon
I worked with a girl from Russia here in the US and she was super hot but had the WORST haircut. Just took scissors and went straight across
IdeletedmyoldaccountandIneedanewonetoupvotethings
Long hair is impractical and takes time away from drinking.
ScopesMouthwashTrial
In Soviet Russia, track suits you.
SpiderKiller
Track pants and Vodka in hand, yes.
Charlescopperpot
I'm pretty sure that is how they come out of the womb when born
LostInAudio
They are given to you on your 13th birthday
theunicorninyourkitchen
By law you can be fined 3000 blyats for not being in possession of a pair of track pants for at least 12 hours a day
zoigo
how many cykas would that be?
Hendlton
No, money's not that common over there and they're really cheap.
UncleIrohnman
but they better be white on special occasions
EserX
our imgur names pretty similar
esperx
I've been around longer so stop copying me :P
travelbuddy
When the Soviet Union fell apparently adidas were hard to come by but if you had them you were the shit. You had to know someone to get some
zoigo
It is also looks sporty as a message that it is not without consequences to fuck with you.
travelbuddy
Apparently u had two suits one for everyday and one for special occasions
travelbuddy
My bf is from Bulgaria and he just explained that to me!
TheSilentCritic
Asked my Russian friend, he says most are too poor from cigarette and vodka habits to buy anything decent. Not to mention Russia is poor af.
illprobablyjustgetbanned
Russians seem like a lot of fun
TheCoolSideOfYourPillow
They are. Stupid political as well.... can talk for days but fun over all!
TzarCowski
Im Russian and live in Canada. People have a hard time keeping up.
nocturnalrob
I don't see enough Adidas in these photos.
OkNowKith
They are all informal weddings... Adidas is only for weddings more upscale...
Cal1te
They are. Great to party with even when you dont speak a word of their language :D.
Stacyanna
until they are sober
AndreyVladimirov
U can't even imagine..
boobcat
and no BS, no fake politeness, forced smiles or PC. And the girls are stupidly beautiful.
jontaylor07
If you're going to die young, might as well enjoy your life, huh?
boobcat
a common saying is "well I suppose I'll be dead tomorrow"
tony555888
Until you play csgo :(
CaptainVader
RASH B NO STOP NO STOP
Kaelol
or any survival game
ThatsNotMickeyMouseThatsJustTitDirt
CYKA BLYAT
boombanana
Have nice day!
VladimirIlyichLenin
Bless you
SomewhatAsian
CHYORT YOU FUCKING EVEN KNOW HOW TO SHOOT?? YOU SHOOT LIKE GAY MAN!
poudgers
GIVE. ME. M.V.P.
RussianBear1942
We are.
VladimirIlyichLenin
Da
grumpylizbean
Heck yes