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AHistoryofDrunks
He's was Harry Houdini and Evel Knievel's wayward lovechild.
therealhoward
username678
v
memepolice420
Police HATE this trick
darkavatar1183
Masterfully done!
strigonia
Downvoted. You shouldn't be showing criminals how to escape custody so easily.
sputnicht
I just went through the repost statistics comments back four posts. I am sure it goes further too. This some reposted shit!
WorldZ
victell
Holy shit he was able to run away after being summarily ejected. I wonder if he stopped for his lighter.
eazolan
Of course. You can't smoke crack without a lighter.
Obl1v1on
I will still be laughing about this way past today
bewarethecowpies
One little secret cops HATE!
Mightyguapo
Frequent repost, always funny. +1
SomewhatSarcastic
Sauce please? My friend would like to see this with a bit of context.
Nevermind. Found it! http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/08/20/suspect-ejected-from-police-car-vstan-ewoh-orig.cnn
RolandTheLastGunSlinger
I love the look of triumph when he gets the lighter out of his pocket like "yes! The magical freedom key!" Also seen this 200 times
KiLSKi66
"escapes"
QuiXiuQ
He ded.
cerpintaxt475
https://mgtvwcmh.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/11419834_g.jpg nah it's just a scratch
snappygiraffe
Full story at https://lawnewz.com/video/watch-inmate-ejected-from-police-cruiser-window-during-escape-attempt
thxoneonethreeeight
BUT DID THE LIGHTER FLAME DO IT OR WAS THAT A COINCIDENCE??????
The lighter was another sign to the driver that he needed to get this guy to his destination pronto. The rush turned into and accident.
anakedgoober
And for my next trick...
HeyyBeter
EvilWaffle
How did he get out of his handcuff?
extraordinaryagility
I am also wondering about how he did that. Could be useful information in the future.
whatevernamewhat
Hol up, was this a fatal accident?
glittalogik
Cop was severely injured and trapped in the car, but recovered in hospital. Kid ran but got caught later.
http://nbc4i.com/2016/08/20/watch-police-car-flips-over-launching-prisoner-out-back-window
Sholan
There's a reason you belt them in too...course the last cruiser i was in had depressed seatbacks to fit cuffed arms in
girafficdesign
https://i.giphy.com/media/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS/200w.gif
Apparently this isn't standard issue -
TheModernBarbarian
I really want to know what the plan was, before the other window of opportunity presented itself.
ClownExorcist
https://media.tenor.com/images/b6dbfcc7af7d165f98af02001bd0a97c/tenor.gif
News article says he was charged with public intoxication, so I'm guessing he's wondering the same thing.
Shimobe
This pun deserves a lot more attention.
Janusha
It wasnt easy putting "window" into a sentence related to the gif.
starzers
Probably gonna try to light the car on fire so the cop would have to stop and let him out to put out the fire. At this point buddy guy'd run
PuppyDontCare
Flawless plan
JosephMcCovery
As said the last few times this was posted: shit Jonesboro streets + short rain = what happened here.
ProfessorDoggo
I suppose you live in Jonesboro also?
Been through it several times. One of the parts of AR I hate driving to/through.
JohnBCook94
Fam we all from Jonesboro when this shit gets reposted
drunkinstupor
You know what I love more that gifs? Gifs with no sauce ;)
WaywardSon1996
especially when its a repost from 1000 years ago
Might be a couple years off my wayward son
raidleadergutts
3000?
JiggleWigglepp
There'll be peace when you are done
AWittyUsernameBecauseTheOneIWantedWasTaken
Ta Da!!!!
MightyMayhem
MetalPsychologist
I read that in Gob's voice as he comes to in the hospital
TherearesomewhocallmeTim
I read that in Loki's voice, since people are sharing
FatBaldingAlcoholic
What did he expect to do with the lighter?
SaturnineCult
I don't know, but it seems it worked reasonably well.
TheChurchIsHere
Looks like he's trying to light the fabric/cushioning under the front seat on fire
SauceIsAwesomesauce
Just cause trouble. That's as far as he got in his thinking
kmikl
Something genuinely stupid, I'll guarantee you that.
PoeKneeTa
His best.
SalmonTheWise
He put his heart and soul into this plan.
JadeMcLeod
Potentially set the car on fire, forcing them to open the car and give him opportunity to escape.
KeeleonOhms
And certainly not beat his handcuffed ass into submission.
DirectorBright
He wasn't handcuffed anymore
Why not?
MagicSquid
He slipped his cuffs.
No I mean if you look at the clip he gets out of his handcuffs
IronicUsername
Start a fire in a vehicle he can't escape from. Brilliant plan.
VibratingNipples
because he saw it on 24 once
thehoff37
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dan_mcninja_6058.jpg
DisguisedLizardThing
They can't arrest you if you're on fire. And dead.
Talinthis
well he was already arrested so his plan failed
"Ah crap, he is in fire department's jurisdiction now! You got out of this one today..."
HuskyParty
Did not expect that :)
raulote
r/Unexpected
Benejio
Don't think he did either
slickrick9
I did because it's been reposted like 10 times already
AquaCrusher
Well not all of us live on here..... Psych!
[deleted]
Woah woah woah, let's not get crazy
Bluedrift
No one expected the Spanish Inquisition either
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
EVERYONE expected it: http://www.catholiceducation.org/en/controversy/the-inquisition/the-truth-about-the-spanish-inquisition.html
Well, not entirely true. Someone had to plan it - i.e. it's expected. It didn't just happen on its own.
ILikeCharmanderOk
Literal much?
KoldAnkel
I lasted like hundreds of years so at some point they learned to expect it.
Haubautnau
Well someone didn't expect it
DeadpoolsTinyHand
X22masterjay22x
Upvote for your username lol
SouthPaw4
Illusions
AmNotFaggot
But where did the lighter fluid come from?
AstronglywordedEmail
The man said TaDa.
bronypokey6918
who the fuck is that disgusting will arnett looking mutha fucka?!
ProstheticDong
The alliance isn't going to like this.
I’ve already been black balled.
At least you didn't blue yourself.
WhistlePig
What actually happened?
ottotravel
The cop overcorrected for about no reason. Wrecked, dude went through rear window and ran away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU_KzqY2-O4
rolandandhishawkdavid
UFO took him
Luxii
Sorry you're getting so many rude responses. I was wondering the same question so thanks for asking. ^.^
rureadyboots
Car crashed
d0o0o0d
The green flash looks like grass, car must have rolled.
BuffyTheManBoobSlayer
He used a lighter, didn't you read title?
DeputySheriffMcLawDog
Jonesboro, Arkansas. Cop was struck by another motorist, flipped. Prisoner survived mostly unharmed.
PeeterGrant
Fya!
yarngeek
https://www.google.com/amp/nbc4i.com/2016/08/20/watch-police-car-flips-over-launching-prisoner-out-back-window/amp/
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
that article doesn't explain why the crash happened tho.
FuzzyBear
"The cause of the crash is unknown and is under investigation."
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
August 2016. That's a long-ass investigation.
sarcastico
The prisoner, 19-year-old Logan Younger, was thrown out the back window of the vehicle. He fled the scene but was caught a short time later.
haiku120
Dam all that to get caught again. Bunmer
atmac
Greyfith
I dunno Joe, looks like a fukkin accident to me.
SederHishtalshelus
Hahahahha
Dragonfinger
I wish I could +1 this twice.
Bassnecker
Downvote, then upvote.
Iamlordofspuds
I got you
opkraut
The cruiser lost control at some point b/c the officer saw the suspect get loose and was trying to get to safety in a hurry
icthree
Talk about ur all time backfires
fraket
I get it. BACK of the car FIRE.
HowMuchMethWasInvolvedHere
Even if the kid took off the cuffs, he shouldn't be able to get out. Right? Overreaction by the officer?
jimjam2
opkraut just made up what he imagined happened. He should be ignored
Bootsy81
American police never overreact. Their reactions are always completely appropriate.
ZKrock
Oh honey, do I have some sad news for you.
byobob
Shouldn't be able to get out, but what if he started a fire or had pepper spray or even a knife? Not sure but still an overreaction I think.
SnartHelg
#notallcars
You know what, then again, I would also imagine they'd take his lighter away so maybe I'm off the mark here.
Yeah who knows, something is obviously wrong here on the officer's part.
I'd imagine he was searched for weapons before being taken into custody. I'd also imaging those things aren't stored in the back seat.
samsonguy920
Well, that lighter didn't just appear out of thin air. Whoopsee
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Then what happened
THR333
source in other comment says the cause is under investigation so who knows (this happened a year ago)
YepImTheToaster
The car crashed.
PsycheClone
Why didn't the officer search him? That lighter could have been a weapon. Officer messed up big time here it seems.
fosuno
It's situational, I've only ever been searched once before being put in the back
Yeah, it seems that mistakes were made that ultimately ended with this
Kateruddy
Subjects are usually searched 2+ times. Initial search is for weapons (knives, guns etc.) Prior to being placed in the vehicle.
My observation is that the officer failed to cuff him correctly, search him correctly, and drive safely. Not a criticism of cops everywhere.
2nd search usually occurs in booking. This is usually a property/inventory search. I usually have to conduct these at our PD for females...
Cigarettes, lighters, singular keys, chapstick etc. Are the usual finds on my searchers. Also, this guy clearly crotched the lighter.
UpVoteMonster
This is actually police protocol. When a prisoner escapes cuffs you are suppose to flip your cruiser complete over.
TaxiGhoul
Itsajoke.jiff
SierraSykes2
Um.... I feel like this might be "'shit that didn't happen' for three hundred Alex."
bellaluna
Where is that AMA cop from the other day? I need confirmation on this.
FloppyAnomaly
I rode in the back of a cop car once in my teen years. It was winter and he drove down a icy hill and spun out on the way down. Ah memories.
ImSorryThatIWasBornIdentifyingAsTheSexThatIActuallyAm
chelicerat10
Mechlai
Not sure if joking or not. I dunno. I've never been caught for anything before
I think basic logic has to take over at some point
psalad
Username lives up to the hype
JimLarsson
Nooo....well if so it seems to work! :)
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
people really think you're serious.
i....i mean.... yeah
Misfire5150
I got locked in the back of a cop car drunk on a summer day and the cop forgot about me. Almost died. He said if I let it go he would 1/2
Let me go and forget about the public urination at the farmers market. Know when to pick your battles I guess. 2/2
LittleM128
I saw this comment earlier with one reply asking if this was true, had a laugh at him and moved on. Now everyone thinks it's true? How???
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
*supposed
psytrancepixie
Is it really ?
ObnoxiousComma
Damn you trolled them really hard. Here's your +1, despite it being false.
JeepersMedia
Sauce: prisoner ejected from the back window http://nbc4i.com/2016/08/20/watch-police-car-flips-over-launching-prisoner-out-back-window/
ActionJohnnie
I got a major in Chemistry and a minor in possession.
ijustneedthistosavethings
Well I'm clearly tired. I saw the date on the article as Aug 20, and was like wtf it's only the 16?!? Dumb me. 2016...
GavinMarch
I lol'd
irlborat
In Louisana the standard protocol is just to shoot them
onlyveganreplys
for real?
JoeGeomancer
KingXBailey
?
NineByNine
quite true. He didn't "escape" so much as was thrown through the back window after the police car had a collision.
BruceMan200
thats the most brilliant, definitely true thing ive heard all day
Arenta
never knew that. cool!
threnodywolf
It's a joke dingus
XaviersSnakeArm
seems like a pretty good tactic tho
fathersisterberzerker
Oh yeah, totally. What could possibly go wrong endangering your own life and everyone in the general vicinity of a rolling 2 ton projectile?
awwwwwwwwwwwwww
HowDoIBreathe
Yeah u really wouldnt risk a dying and causing more accidents possibly to others because of one escaping guy
PenguinFury
Also in the event of a manhunt in the winter it is acceptable to have a shootout.
iHveNoCleverName
Dot to Remember
billyboy3333
I remember this
Polaristars
That is too brutal for Imgur, dude.
Or10nSharkFin
But watch out, there need to be contingencies in place for winter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfgonv2UvSs
Counterfit
Cop on cop crime
illrateyourtitle
This is in Mexico haha
Efficient use if taxes :)
JebusActual
But what if not taxes?
Neither uniforms nor nice trucks if not taxes
BiscuitJesus
Yes.
shrazzer200
Retromorphic
Wat
TheUsernameChecksOutGuy
I want to down vote, but you are on -69
senseihugo
Same
420blazeitbitchez
Yer man also if they resist arrest and are black you beat them till death and say he had a gun
banacote
And technically the "resisting arrest" part is optional, though encouraged.
Typical police protocol how do you not know this
notthatdrunk
I can tell how fond you are of police by your username
I actually hold a lot of respect for the police and what they do and hate people who say how terrible they are just was making a "joke"
ColoradoSky
Yeah. Bonus points if they're killed on impact.
TheAutodidact
No witness; no crime.
koontruffle
No body; no crime.
CivitatemInkas
No evidence; no crime.
AHistoryofDrunks
He's was Harry Houdini and Evel Knievel's wayward lovechild.
therealhoward
username678
memepolice420
Police HATE this trick
darkavatar1183
Masterfully done!
strigonia
Downvoted. You shouldn't be showing criminals how to escape custody so easily.
sputnicht
I just went through the repost statistics comments back four posts. I am sure it goes further too. This some reposted shit!
WorldZ
victell
Holy shit he was able to run away after being summarily ejected. I wonder if he stopped for his lighter.
eazolan
Of course. You can't smoke crack without a lighter.
Obl1v1on
I will still be laughing about this way past today
bewarethecowpies
One little secret cops HATE!
Mightyguapo
Frequent repost, always funny. +1
SomewhatSarcastic
Sauce please? My friend would like to see this with a bit of context.
SomewhatSarcastic
Nevermind. Found it! http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/08/20/suspect-ejected-from-police-car-vstan-ewoh-orig.cnn
RolandTheLastGunSlinger
I love the look of triumph when he gets the lighter out of his pocket like "yes! The magical freedom key!" Also seen this 200 times
KiLSKi66
"escapes"
QuiXiuQ
He ded.
cerpintaxt475
https://mgtvwcmh.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/11419834_g.jpg nah it's just a scratch
snappygiraffe
Full story at https://lawnewz.com/video/watch-inmate-ejected-from-police-cruiser-window-during-escape-attempt
thxoneonethreeeight
BUT DID THE LIGHTER FLAME DO IT OR WAS THAT A COINCIDENCE??????
snappygiraffe
The lighter was another sign to the driver that he needed to get this guy to his destination pronto. The rush turned into and accident.
anakedgoober
And for my next trick...
HeyyBeter
EvilWaffle
How did he get out of his handcuff?
extraordinaryagility
I am also wondering about how he did that. Could be useful information in the future.
whatevernamewhat
Hol up, was this a fatal accident?
glittalogik
Cop was severely injured and trapped in the car, but recovered in hospital. Kid ran but got caught later.
glittalogik
http://nbc4i.com/2016/08/20/watch-police-car-flips-over-launching-prisoner-out-back-window
Sholan
There's a reason you belt them in too...course the last cruiser i was in had depressed seatbacks to fit cuffed arms in
girafficdesign
https://i.giphy.com/media/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS/200w.gif
Sholan
Apparently this isn't standard issue -
TheModernBarbarian
I really want to know what the plan was, before the other window of opportunity presented itself.
ClownExorcist
https://media.tenor.com/images/b6dbfcc7af7d165f98af02001bd0a97c/tenor.gif
cerpintaxt475
News article says he was charged with public intoxication, so I'm guessing he's wondering the same thing.
Shimobe
This pun deserves a lot more attention.
Janusha
It wasnt easy putting "window" into a sentence related to the gif.
starzers
Probably gonna try to light the car on fire so the cop would have to stop and let him out to put out the fire. At this point buddy guy'd run
PuppyDontCare
Flawless plan
JosephMcCovery
As said the last few times this was posted: shit Jonesboro streets + short rain = what happened here.
ProfessorDoggo
I suppose you live in Jonesboro also?
JosephMcCovery
Been through it several times. One of the parts of AR I hate driving to/through.
JohnBCook94
Fam we all from Jonesboro when this shit gets reposted
drunkinstupor
You know what I love more that gifs? Gifs with no sauce ;)
WaywardSon1996
especially when its a repost from 1000 years ago
drunkinstupor
Might be a couple years off my wayward son
raidleadergutts
3000?
JiggleWigglepp
There'll be peace when you are done
AWittyUsernameBecauseTheOneIWantedWasTaken
Ta Da!!!!
MightyMayhem
MetalPsychologist
I read that in Gob's voice as he comes to in the hospital
TherearesomewhocallmeTim
I read that in Loki's voice, since people are sharing
FatBaldingAlcoholic
What did he expect to do with the lighter?
SaturnineCult
I don't know, but it seems it worked reasonably well.
TheChurchIsHere
Looks like he's trying to light the fabric/cushioning under the front seat on fire
SauceIsAwesomesauce
Just cause trouble. That's as far as he got in his thinking
kmikl
Something genuinely stupid, I'll guarantee you that.
PoeKneeTa
His best.
SalmonTheWise
He put his heart and soul into this plan.
JadeMcLeod
Potentially set the car on fire, forcing them to open the car and give him opportunity to escape.
KeeleonOhms
And certainly not beat his handcuffed ass into submission.
DirectorBright
He wasn't handcuffed anymore
KeeleonOhms
Why not?
MagicSquid
He slipped his cuffs.
DirectorBright
No I mean if you look at the clip he gets out of his handcuffs
IronicUsername
Start a fire in a vehicle he can't escape from. Brilliant plan.
VibratingNipples
because he saw it on 24 once
thehoff37
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dan_mcninja_6058.jpg
DisguisedLizardThing
They can't arrest you if you're on fire. And dead.
Talinthis
well he was already arrested so his plan failed
IronicUsername
SalmonTheWise
"Ah crap, he is in fire department's jurisdiction now! You got out of this one today..."
HuskyParty
Did not expect that :)
raulote
r/Unexpected
Benejio
Don't think he did either
slickrick9
I did because it's been reposted like 10 times already
AquaCrusher
Well not all of us live on here..... Psych!
[deleted]
[deleted]
AquaCrusher
Woah woah woah, let's not get crazy
Bluedrift
No one expected the Spanish Inquisition either
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
EVERYONE expected it: http://www.catholiceducation.org/en/controversy/the-inquisition/the-truth-about-the-spanish-inquisition.html
HuskyParty
Well, not entirely true. Someone had to plan it - i.e. it's expected. It didn't just happen on its own.
ILikeCharmanderOk
Literal much?
KoldAnkel
I lasted like hundreds of years so at some point they learned to expect it.
Haubautnau
Well someone didn't expect it
DeadpoolsTinyHand
X22masterjay22x
Upvote for your username lol
SouthPaw4
Illusions
AmNotFaggot
But where did the lighter fluid come from?
AstronglywordedEmail
The man said TaDa.
bronypokey6918
who the fuck is that disgusting will arnett looking mutha fucka?!
MightyMayhem
ProstheticDong
The alliance isn't going to like this.
DeadpoolsTinyHand
I’ve already been black balled.
ProstheticDong
At least you didn't blue yourself.
WhistlePig
What actually happened?
ottotravel
The cop overcorrected for about no reason. Wrecked, dude went through rear window and ran away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU_KzqY2-O4
rolandandhishawkdavid
UFO took him
Luxii
Sorry you're getting so many rude responses. I was wondering the same question so thanks for asking. ^.^
rureadyboots
Car crashed
d0o0o0d
The green flash looks like grass, car must have rolled.
BuffyTheManBoobSlayer
He used a lighter, didn't you read title?
DeputySheriffMcLawDog
Jonesboro, Arkansas. Cop was struck by another motorist, flipped. Prisoner survived mostly unharmed.
PeeterGrant
Fya!
yarngeek
https://www.google.com/amp/nbc4i.com/2016/08/20/watch-police-car-flips-over-launching-prisoner-out-back-window/amp/
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
that article doesn't explain why the crash happened tho.
FuzzyBear
"The cause of the crash is unknown and is under investigation."
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
August 2016. That's a long-ass investigation.
sarcastico
The prisoner, 19-year-old Logan Younger, was thrown out the back window of the vehicle. He fled the scene but was caught a short time later.
haiku120
Dam all that to get caught again. Bunmer
atmac
Greyfith
I dunno Joe, looks like a fukkin accident to me.
SederHishtalshelus
Hahahahha
Dragonfinger
I wish I could +1 this twice.
Bassnecker
Downvote, then upvote.
Iamlordofspuds
I got you
opkraut
The cruiser lost control at some point b/c the officer saw the suspect get loose and was trying to get to safety in a hurry
icthree
Talk about ur all time backfires
fraket
I get it. BACK of the car FIRE.
HowMuchMethWasInvolvedHere
Even if the kid took off the cuffs, he shouldn't be able to get out. Right? Overreaction by the officer?
jimjam2
opkraut just made up what he imagined happened. He should be ignored
Bootsy81
American police never overreact. Their reactions are always completely appropriate.
ZKrock
Oh honey, do I have some sad news for you.
byobob
Shouldn't be able to get out, but what if he started a fire or had pepper spray or even a knife? Not sure but still an overreaction I think.
SnartHelg
#notallcars
IronicUsername
You know what, then again, I would also imagine they'd take his lighter away so maybe I'm off the mark here.
byobob
Yeah who knows, something is obviously wrong here on the officer's part.
IronicUsername
I'd imagine he was searched for weapons before being taken into custody. I'd also imaging those things aren't stored in the back seat.
samsonguy920
Well, that lighter didn't just appear out of thin air. Whoopsee
[deleted]
[deleted]
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Then what happened
THR333
source in other comment says the cause is under investigation so who knows (this happened a year ago)
YepImTheToaster
The car crashed.
PsycheClone
Why didn't the officer search him? That lighter could have been a weapon. Officer messed up big time here it seems.
fosuno
It's situational, I've only ever been searched once before being put in the back
opkraut
Yeah, it seems that mistakes were made that ultimately ended with this
Kateruddy
Subjects are usually searched 2+ times. Initial search is for weapons (knives, guns etc.) Prior to being placed in the vehicle.
PsycheClone
My observation is that the officer failed to cuff him correctly, search him correctly, and drive safely. Not a criticism of cops everywhere.
Kateruddy
2nd search usually occurs in booking. This is usually a property/inventory search. I usually have to conduct these at our PD for females...
Kateruddy
Cigarettes, lighters, singular keys, chapstick etc. Are the usual finds on my searchers. Also, this guy clearly crotched the lighter.
UpVoteMonster
This is actually police protocol. When a prisoner escapes cuffs you are suppose to flip your cruiser complete over.
[deleted]
[deleted]
TaxiGhoul
Itsajoke.jiff
SierraSykes2
Um.... I feel like this might be "'shit that didn't happen' for three hundred Alex."
bellaluna
Where is that AMA cop from the other day? I need confirmation on this.
FloppyAnomaly
I rode in the back of a cop car once in my teen years. It was winter and he drove down a icy hill and spun out on the way down. Ah memories.
ImSorryThatIWasBornIdentifyingAsTheSexThatIActuallyAm
chelicerat10
Mechlai
Not sure if joking or not. I dunno. I've never been caught for anything before
UpVoteMonster
I think basic logic has to take over at some point
psalad
Username lives up to the hype
JimLarsson
Nooo....well if so it seems to work! :)
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
people really think you're serious.
bronypokey6918
i....i mean.... yeah
Misfire5150
I got locked in the back of a cop car drunk on a summer day and the cop forgot about me. Almost died. He said if I let it go he would 1/2
Misfire5150
Let me go and forget about the public urination at the farmers market. Know when to pick your battles I guess. 2/2
LittleM128
I saw this comment earlier with one reply asking if this was true, had a laugh at him and moved on. Now everyone thinks it's true? How???
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
*supposed
psytrancepixie
Is it really ?
ObnoxiousComma
Damn you trolled them really hard. Here's your +1, despite it being false.
JeepersMedia
Sauce: prisoner ejected from the back window http://nbc4i.com/2016/08/20/watch-police-car-flips-over-launching-prisoner-out-back-window/
ActionJohnnie
I got a major in Chemistry and a minor in possession.
ijustneedthistosavethings
Well I'm clearly tired. I saw the date on the article as Aug 20, and was like wtf it's only the 16?!? Dumb me. 2016...
GavinMarch
I lol'd
irlborat
In Louisana the standard protocol is just to shoot them
onlyveganreplys
for real?
JoeGeomancer
KingXBailey
TaxiGhoul
?
NineByNine
quite true. He didn't "escape" so much as was thrown through the back window after the police car had a collision.
BruceMan200
thats the most brilliant, definitely true thing ive heard all day
Arenta
never knew that. cool!
threnodywolf
It's a joke dingus
XaviersSnakeArm
seems like a pretty good tactic tho
fathersisterberzerker
Oh yeah, totally. What could possibly go wrong endangering your own life and everyone in the general vicinity of a rolling 2 ton projectile?
Arenta
awwwwwwwwwwwwww
HowDoIBreathe
Yeah u really wouldnt risk a dying and causing more accidents possibly to others because of one escaping guy
PenguinFury
Also in the event of a manhunt in the winter it is acceptable to have a shootout.
iHveNoCleverName
Dot to Remember
billyboy3333
I remember this
Polaristars
That is too brutal for Imgur, dude.
Or10nSharkFin
But watch out, there need to be contingencies in place for winter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfgonv2UvSs
Counterfit
Cop on cop crime
illrateyourtitle
This is in Mexico haha
illrateyourtitle
Efficient use if taxes :)
JebusActual
But what if not taxes?
illrateyourtitle
Neither uniforms nor nice trucks if not taxes
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BiscuitJesus
Yes.
shrazzer200
Retromorphic
Wat
TheUsernameChecksOutGuy
I want to down vote, but you are on -69
senseihugo
Same
420blazeitbitchez
Yer man also if they resist arrest and are black you beat them till death and say he had a gun
banacote
And technically the "resisting arrest" part is optional, though encouraged.
420blazeitbitchez
Typical police protocol how do you not know this
notthatdrunk
I can tell how fond you are of police by your username
420blazeitbitchez
I actually hold a lot of respect for the police and what they do and hate people who say how terrible they are just was making a "joke"
ColoradoSky
Yeah. Bonus points if they're killed on impact.
TheAutodidact
No witness; no crime.
koontruffle
No body; no crime.
CivitatemInkas
No evidence; no crime.