Mar 10, 2017 5:37 PM
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MukieK
You know you're an asshole when you get throat punched by a dog,
CheekyFinger
FullCrimsonic
Bahahahah he fucking push kicked you in the head.... Oah god... Fucking mma'd you.
SirKillsTheJoy
Stop it... stop it... stop it... BITCH I SAID STOP!
LtheGreatest
What did I say human!?
Roland191145
Stop. Stop. Quit it. I mean it. Ok fucker, last time. Did you understand that?
kelevrah
The proof... Germans are efficient, not funny...
aageek33
"What'd I fucking tell you about dogs, huh?" - Bront, probably.
jacob747
I saw this coming from a mile away
EmilinRose
let sleeping dogs lie, dude.
jbu26
If he was a cat you would be dead.
NotCaringIfItHappenedOrNot
notbadjo
"FUCKING STOP, GREG!"
AnswerLady
How many times do I have to tell you? Are all hoomans this stupid?
Natojenkins
So greg,What did we learn?
TheD007
In the dogs mind after the kick
thegirlwiththefreckles
God, why does he keep tickling him then?!
KraftyKev
Everything about this is great. Putting his foot back, the look on his face. My dog is just like this
BenStein40
My favorite part was when he kicked him
terrorofthederp
Off. Off now. Did I fucking stutter? FUCK OFF!!!
yellowtoolboxblackbag
"That's it- Kaiser Kick!...See, didn't like that, didya? You furless little bitch."
TexasYetti
Could you not Greg.. k..k.. fuck you Greg
TeelinMyself
What'd I tell you about my feet, bruh??
McJersey
That dogs kick is bigger than his bite
Thatllbuffrightout
"Do it again I fucking dare you."
surprisecreampie
This made me laugh so fucking hard
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
Me too, I used to get kicked for tickling my dog's feet as well. He was a very fun dog.
stankychicken
Me too me too
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Fuck off, Chad...
cb3ar
I swear my husband has super powers. He can be legit asleep with one door poking out of the blankets. Even if I'm totally stealthy he (1/2)
bingotown
I hate it when my door pokes out of the blankets. So cold.
still manages to pull his foot under the blanket before I can tickle it! (2/2)
Ay ay ay you settle the fuck down mate. That's a cheap shot lol
*foot... one foot poking out. Gah!
icanhearjimi
My dog does stuff like this too. But he usually throws an overhand right or head butts. He is a hooligan.
Unfortunately I feel like this is going to be under-appreciated and I hope I'm wrong
TheUtahn
"I missed your jugular by an inch on purpose, Greg. Next time you wont be so lucky."
sweatybootysweat
that guy is totally a "Greg"
wholivesathome
*snap snap snap* XD
pineapplepuppy
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SickSickIndividual
Omg I was hoping someone did this!
LordStriker7
Fucking Greg
greendogblue
That's some solid fucking continuity there
MukieK
You know you're an asshole when you get throat punched by a dog,
CheekyFinger
FullCrimsonic
Bahahahah he fucking push kicked you in the head.... Oah god... Fucking mma'd you.
SirKillsTheJoy
Stop it... stop it... stop it... BITCH I SAID STOP!
LtheGreatest
What did I say human!?
Roland191145
Stop. Stop. Quit it. I mean it. Ok fucker, last time. Did you understand that?
kelevrah
The proof... Germans are efficient, not funny...
aageek33
"What'd I fucking tell you about dogs, huh?" - Bront, probably.
jacob747
I saw this coming from a mile away
EmilinRose
let sleeping dogs lie, dude.
jbu26
If he was a cat you would be dead.
NotCaringIfItHappenedOrNot
notbadjo
"FUCKING STOP, GREG!"
AnswerLady
How many times do I have to tell you? Are all hoomans this stupid?
Natojenkins
So greg,What did we learn?
TheD007
thegirlwiththefreckles
God, why does he keep tickling him then?!
KraftyKev
Everything about this is great. Putting his foot back, the look on his face. My dog is just like this
BenStein40
My favorite part was when he kicked him
terrorofthederp
Off. Off now. Did I fucking stutter? FUCK OFF!!!
yellowtoolboxblackbag
"That's it- Kaiser Kick!...See, didn't like that, didya? You furless little bitch."
TexasYetti
Could you not Greg.. k..k.. fuck you Greg
TeelinMyself
What'd I tell you about my feet, bruh??
McJersey
That dogs kick is bigger than his bite
Thatllbuffrightout
"Do it again I fucking dare you."
surprisecreampie
This made me laugh so fucking hard
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
Me too, I used to get kicked for tickling my dog's feet as well. He was a very fun dog.
stankychicken
Me too me too
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Fuck off, Chad...
cb3ar
I swear my husband has super powers. He can be legit asleep with one door poking out of the blankets. Even if I'm totally stealthy he (1/2)
bingotown
I hate it when my door pokes out of the blankets. So cold.
cb3ar
still manages to pull his foot under the blanket before I can tickle it! (2/2)
FullCrimsonic
Ay ay ay you settle the fuck down mate. That's a cheap shot lol
cb3ar
*foot... one foot poking out. Gah!
icanhearjimi
My dog does stuff like this too. But he usually throws an overhand right or head butts. He is a hooligan.
McJersey
Unfortunately I feel like this is going to be under-appreciated and I hope I'm wrong
TheUtahn
"I missed your jugular by an inch on purpose, Greg. Next time you wont be so lucky."
sweatybootysweat
that guy is totally a "Greg"
wholivesathome
*snap snap snap* XD
pineapplepuppy
SickSickIndividual
Omg I was hoping someone did this!
LordStriker7
Fucking Greg
greendogblue
That's some solid fucking continuity there