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Apr 27, 2017 12:37 AM
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justsignedupforthishit
That is actually pretty damn clever!
Cybersquaredance
What's Trojan and baby face?
hiddenwolf55
Long live the Queen!
Pegussu
The original artist with explanations of all the characters: http://silentsketcher.deviantart.com/art/Fast-Food-Mafia-final-131302790
DanMajid
Holy shit how did this find its way to the most viral page. It's only my second post ever O-o
GusTarball
I guess that makes Harmon Dobson the good guy.
ColonFilth
Mcdonalds and KFC look badass in this thing.
Oscill8s
Where's Pizza the Hutt?
AGiantTransWoman
Subway Boys seem a little too close to the words "baby face"
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
"Give 'em the Jared special." "Oh god don't molest me!" "What? No, we're gonna slim you down by feeding you to the fishes."
Eggreguyous
Wendy is obviously the most ruthless
OfficallyNotWendys
enco404
a few years ago a couple of friends and i did this for Salem's Halloween: http://imgur.com/dylDWQc
wickedflex
Where TF is Popeyes?
Cobaltios
As a Canadian... I know... about half of these.
shallowfool
was the guy who made this high? cuz I am, and this is awesome
ImBrucemanNoBatwayneFuck
Taco Bell was an easy one. Just a random Mexican guy.
TheDaharMaster
Bob?
TenaXiousB
Whataburglar
NballardPDX
KiteVincent
Hardee's and Carl's Jr.?
LtheGreatest
Carlito is Little Carl or Carls Jr. in English but in this case I think they mean it to be Taco Bell. Who knows.
QSlade
I think we've all established that Wendy is a smug anime girl
KayeFaye80
Yes, but this is her business face. Just wait until she has you in the parlor with a few armed Goons on your ass.
theweezel69
Well look at her expression. It is like someone just said something stupid and she is about to be snarky.
thatlamer
This image is at least 5 years old, so it falls short of present memery
JierdanFirkraag
Our memes have doubled since we last met, count!
boofdog
Or Wednesday Adams in color
SeparatistGeneralGrievous
You win. You've won imgur. Good job. Have a trophy!
AddictiveTendancies
I think you could've done better than "the subway boys", all things considered...
MrSkar
This image is so old it was made before all that happened.
ImpersonatingOfficerBnard
the pedophiles
waltjrimmer
I think I get all of them but the Baby Face one. What chain is that supposed to represent?
Pegussu
Quizno's. Around the time the artist drew this picture, they had commercials with a talking baby.
Lmdsmad
The Trojan?
dabomb23
Sonic I think
UnknownVD
Big Boy Burgers
JohnnyDeformed
The Trojan?
kantackistan
One mans condom is another desperate college student eager to earn some bet money to make ends meat's cheeseburger.
moondogcalhoon
He's got AIDS. Also he enjoys irony.
Buck39
and don't tell me, his weapon of choice is a magnum?
Pegussu
According to the artist, it's for Sonic. Dunno why he's called Trojan though.
kantackistan
Because... Um... Sonic is a drive in, right? And the Trojan horse DROVE IN to Troy? I am grasping at straws here.
Anokant
Trojans is the name for people from Troy. He's name is Troy. Hence "The Trojan"
helpim18whatshappening
Wendy doesn't look like enough of a little shit
OfficallyNotWendys
Maybe next time they will get the likeness right.
BroDameron
"Lol they put a hit out on us" -Wendy 2017
moondogcalhoon
The fight to take over Obecity begins...
svent
or O.B. City.
HughLaurie
Ooh, it could be "Oberon City" nicknamed "Obie City".
HeadlessBodyofAgnew
To battle!
ByTheLightOfTheMoon
You belong to Wernstrom now.
mastertmo
This comment doubles the goodness of the pic above.
moondogcalhoon
I jumped the gun. I should've gone with ObeCity: A Fry to Kill For
YeahLinguisticsBitch
"*obes... ohhhhh" -everyone
Drecasi
I didn't get it until I read your post lol
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
And i still dont.
Wildzebucxl
Obese city
Dungeongeek
There are 80s cartoons that did more with less than that
MrRandom314159
So what is it? "It's a truck..." So? "It can also be a robot."
MadDrDrillBit
hows about white Castle man? in and out? long lohn silver even. good job overall though, +1
LD2GJ
Arby's, Sonic, Chic-Fil-A?
LunarApocalypse
Competition, or at the bottom of the fishes, sleeping with the lake.
Ryanator50
I've never heard of half of these brands.
washyourassdaily
Not having the Trojan isn't a bad thing...
Pukako
Six of them I've never head of, and one I think I've heard of but never seen.
Alsenoth
Jack in the Box, McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, KFC, Papa John's, Little Caesar's, Panda Express, Taco Bell, Sonic, Big Boy Burgers,
Alsenoth
Subway, and Dairy Queen.
noblespaceplatypus
I really fucking hate Papa John, that guy is a dick
SirButcher
Aaaand you are dead.
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Papa John is a fraud
ColeTheBar
the pizza is dope tho. better than fucking dominos at least
thecomicfiend
Papa bless
TerritorialRotbart
Bo in the house!
theweezel69
What brand is Troy "The Trojan" and Katie represent? They aren't ringing any bells for me.
UnknownVD
Sonic Drive-In, founded by Troy Smith, Sr. in Shawnee, Oklahoma.
theweezel69
Seems like it should be Troy "Sonic". Also the colors and look don't for the Sonic aesthetic.
storebrandproductmascot
Weird that you have to know the founder's name to know what that one is, but not for any of the others. I've eaten at Sonic & didn't know.