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How drunk girls look at 3 am waiting for their carne asada fries.
Mar 7, 2017 5:30 PM
DylanMinJaro
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mayotech
Original concept for "The 40 Year Old Virgin"
Idrinkyourmilkshake64
Those are the best
thequeenishome
Now, come on. Give her the Waikikiki sneaky between the cheeky.
Bean0341
Mrwildcatdog
HP4PO
https://media.giphy.com/media/Vccpm1O9gV1g4/giphy.gif
reason22
Hey peanut butter cups
KommentarBauer
Sharks are like dogs, they only bite when you touch their private parts.
NorthWeastNotNorthEast
I read this in his Hawaiian accent
DarthGuyFawkes
Are you... are you in the englewood CO area? Are you talkinh about tacos rapidos?
SurfingLlamas
Believe it or not, this my good eye
Hadr619
mmmm fish, right on!
imlyinginmybedsurroundedbycrumbs
For my Australian bros they meant to say HSP
UAteMyRocket
Right onnnn
Jerlymanzin86
Sharks...they only bite when you try and touch they private parts.
CorgisandWafflesMakeTheWorldGoRound
'I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat. But my favourite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat'
RafaelPiccinelli
What the hell is carne asada fries?
VoltisArt
Fries with grilled beef. For future reference: http://www.google.com
madman604
One of my favorite movies cuz Hawaii. One of the few romantic comedies ill actually watch.
ComplexComplex
"Ooh fish,right on!" Best line in the damn movie.
theblumpkin
Karen?
whydoidothisallday
FILIBERTOS!!!!!!
ShamelessUpvoteWhore
YOU CAN DO IT!
wildcatfan4life
Rob Schneider was the perfect side character.
Loatiwastaken
Where I live that would be at 7am. At 3 we are still getting wasted
forgotmyoldusernameclassic
Rated PG13.
HeyKidsWannaSeeADeadBody
Heard it in that voice.
IBentMyWookie
stoneyman
Jew can dew et....
sideswipeBL
ME GUSTA
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Have to admit, that was a decent Adam Saddler movie.
OzmaAsimov
He and Drew Barrymore have a weird chemistry. It seems like it shouldn't work, but it does.
RichardSqueeze
Aquariums make me super horny.
Nightwing1984
The one movie line that I quoted once and no one got it. Tough to come back from that one.
jinxhahayoumissed
"Smell my fingers?" "ooooo, fish... right on!
Theonlynameicouldreallycomeupwith
dirkdigglersstuntman
Rob Schneider is a stapler....rated pg-13
BubblesSayingDecent
And now, he's about to find out that being a stapler isn't as easy as it seems
skooksies
Diddly derpdeederp
thxph
Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dum
metalfoto
Always upvote Rob.
MathewMara
Derp
ScrewUTube
shtapuhr
darthnawsty
Rob Schneider is a carrot! Rated pg-13.
AriBoBari
Rob Schneider is... KEEEEENNY
ThisIsGod
I want to recreate every Rob Schneider movie, with the only difference being that Rob is replaced by a homeless man who kinda resembles him
KeeleonOhms
Wait this isnt Rob Schnieder?
ThisIsGod
Yea, as it turns out, there's a reason I don't make movies.
ThisIsGod
And only just kinda looks like him, and his smell has to visibly effect the cast throughout the shooting, ruining scenes.
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
So, Rob Schneider?
ThisIsGod
Yea...I didn't think that through
hyptosis