alexfriedman360
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FP edit: This was my first post. Send memes.
Jul 26, 2017 9:15 AM
alexfriedman360
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FP edit: This was my first post. Send memes.
megsovereasy
I miss this game!!!!
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
Fake news on your FP edit... that was ALMOST your first post.
IM4M
wtf took you so long?
FuckMyAssAndCallMeObama
I would have been bothered by where he landed on the pole, anyway
skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
Git gud.
shasuba
PunnyTiger
And what have we learned? Yes, we have learned that Mario does not have time for your shit.
HerschelKrane
Looks like World one , scrub
KaJuN
It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.
dorrah
That is my life described in 4 seconds
alexfriedman360
same
PunnyTiger
It's funny, because it's not me.
PunnyTiger
...this time
Roboholic
I hear the death jingle in my head
BigBenThisHeresRubberDuck
I can hear the music as soon as he starts falling
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
Well, you taking that long on the first level pissed ME off, so fuck you.
comehomefransbrauder
badadoop, da da dum dum da dum, do do do
alexfriedman360
doo doo doo dadadadada da doodoodoooo
comehomefransbrauder
Great, now I want to play mario.
rockatron5000
Get to the end faster next time and it won't.
alexfriedman360
It's not my GIF, ya dingus
eyeLied
Then why did it piss you off?
chucknasty
Do better
MzArlowe
alexfriedman360
HailBaconOurLordAndMaster
Git good noob.
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
When you're trying to make it to a gas station but you're already way past the slash...
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
Well, maybe if he didn't fuck away 6:40 he'd make it.
igniteice
He was exploring the level, probably took the scenic route.
AtlasUnbound
Did he go left?
pronoun
http://imgur.com/5U9zRNJ
dcaps78
Poor Yoshi...always dying for Mario
Justforlookingthrough
ReduntantOffender
I love this! The castle looks like it's screaming when he pulls it towards him, lol!
IBentMyWookie
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
IdRatherBeOnThePlaystation
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
I didn't know I needed this until now.
ForTheSwarm
He never touched the flag...
MajyykPhD
OddlyIrrelevantUsername
IsThisFunnyOrIsItJustMe
Agreed
Valtteri
That random red Koopa from Mario 3 though
PantsGuy
It's weird, though. Most of his roles aren't evil like that to just kill someone that's annoyed him, from what I've seen.
ninthjake
Roadhog pre-nerf
Jaltjaltjalt
AtlasUnbound
*199 damage scrap shot*
JonSlade
It's the very first level. If you're running out of time, you're doing it wrong.
Mugfan
Or on purpose.
tarataqa
How else he gonna get dem sweet sweet internet points??!?
wafflestompa
I can honestly say I don't think I ran out of time that often on any level. Although I am a hacker genius.
Terx
hackerman.gif
AgainstMethod
Or you're exploring.
TheGIJoel
I laughed +1
GTalmighty
NSFWinAustin
Those Mario side quests were a bitch.
travelintimeinc
Kill 20 turtles
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
In fairness, I sometimes would piss around too long hunting coins, hidden blocks, breaking every little thing etc. My own fault though.
justino37
Back in the day, it was the only way you'd find out where hidden items were.
MrDeadsr
Explore what? Only one direction to go in
TacoPrime
You can jump too
MrDeadsr
And then you come down
DullKole
"Hmm yes. Look at that bush. Oooh what wondrous clouds!"
LordofGoats
"Wait a minute... THEY'RE THE SAME IMAGE WITH DIFFERENT COLORS! I don't even know what's real anymore!"
KaJuN
Speed runners would be halfway through Mario 2 by that point.
Newtling
The world record for Mario 1 is under 5 minutes, they'd literally have finished the entire game
AStegosaurus
Which they would need to do in order to be halfway through the next game. Reading comprehension is a skill worth picking up.
CocoaRebels
If only he could comprehend your comment about comprehending
Nodoan
Could of just took it as affirmation that it wasn't an exaggeration before insulting the guy. Oh and manners are skills worth picking up.
Newtling
That's exactly what it was, I enjoy watching speed runs so i know that its more than possible, other guys just having some lil tantrum
AStegosaurus
It is not worded that way. It would have been written "The world record for Mario 1 is under 5 minutes, so that is definitely possible." He
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goste
I think "Mario 2" would be The sequel to the original game.
SomethingSomethingDickbutt
It's early in my time zone, you didn't see this
Newtling
I saw it