EarringDaddy
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#funny #aww #lol #memes #pinterest
Aug 9, 2017 4:03 PM
EarringDaddy
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#funny #aww #lol #memes #pinterest
VoidIncarnate
Every time I see this I think it's a guide to butcher cuts. Sue me, I'm Asian. (Also, jellyfish are delicious)
kidtutty
"Try" +1
LongDongShiverGiver
Useful information.
MrTurnip360
I have pet a jellyfish, (not the tentacles, obviously) and it is such a fun experience and definitely recommend it.
LandOfTheFreeBecauseOfTheBrave
Only for pro's... ????
Weelildragon
Nice some new ones. Usually it's this one: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a4/9b/7a/a49b7a929053da306455a931b713dea3.jpg
CrossBetween
My cat loves a belly rub, but it must be done right. Screw it up and end up bleeding.
Skunkettes
For skunks, it's their tail :)
Sketchanie
Not true about the belly for cats, mine absolutely loves belly rubs.
IIIsunshine
To add, cats love under-chin scratches almost as much as butt scratches
tcgl
My husband's bird (parrotlet) loves to have his beak rubbed.
YourPalProtoGal
As a recovering Goat Farmer I can say that last one is inaccurate.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
That jellyfish one depends on the species, some are perfectly fine to give some petting boops
Nyxish
My cats love bellyrubs. i don't know what happened there. They never got the aloof memo i guess. None of the 3.
seemill
Goats love head scritches.
MostlyMad
Cow is wrong. If you hand raise cows they love being scratched on their legs, especially udders. They have a hard time doing it themselves.
ThirstyRabbit
Based on sheep, that goat would probably love being scratched at the top of his head, his forehead and the sides of his head underneath
ThirstyRabbit
the eyes. Also anywhere on his back/sides if you get deep enough into that wool to scratch him with your nails.
shesaidwellanyway
"Only for pros"
Varusa
My cat actually likes belly rubs
betarho
My cats love belly rubs and scratches on the top of the head
Nostraanus
Where are my advices for the female body?
BurningChaotic
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anonwhymouse
Just imagine a silhouette of a woman with the word no inside
BurningBrains
My cat loves belly scratches
malfunctionm1ke
You might think it is a meme, but i can smell that mountain-goat from here...
azazyel
My cat actually likes belly rubs and when I zerbert him he starts licking my hair
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
My dog is a pro at butt scrunches - come in head first for the head-scritch, and quickly spin around for the butt scratch. Works every time.
H0PP0
No part of a sheep is off limits to a welshman
SchlafEin
Apparently the story behind this is back then people were stealing sheep all over the place so when caught they started saying something 1/2
SchlafEin
Like "I wast stealing it I was shagging it" and it caught on so people would use it as an excuse, then the English heard about it and 2/3
SchlafEin
Started doing it themselves but hey ho it's just something I heard and yes I am from north wales
Ithoughtshesaidannul
So wtf do I do with a cat that flops over onto its back when I'm petting it?
abyll
Don't fall for the trap.
Kimberoo
You can actually touch the top of some jellies. Feels like a soggy mushroom.
TroelsyTwo
Plenty types of jelly fish are harmless. We used to throw them at each other while bathing at the beach here in Denmark.
Kenona
Its all fun and games until the Swede wants to join in on the fun and starts chucking Portugese Warships at you.
RigoryMorty
This kills the jellyfish... but on the other hand, you don't even know what fun is until your buddy chucks a random jellyfish in your face.
TroelsyTwo
I'm not even sure I can find them disgusting. They are practically just water in a membrane. lol
RigoryMorty
Well, not really. It's actually a living animal with a gelatinous body. Just floating around, swimming, doing their jelly-things.
TroelsyTwo
I'm aware. I'm talking about their composition.
LMNOParis
Every time this is posted, the dog one is corrected. Dogs love butt scratches. Tail and legs are the only parts off limits.
HappyJello
My dog also doesn't like blowing into his ear. But he loves licking my ears
YouWillNotLikeThis
my old dog, and a lot of dogs i have met during my time on this planet, enjoyed a tail scratch
Sirsir94
Molly has a strange way of asking for butt scritches, when I'm not reclined she will put her head down, push into my chair and let her front
Sirsir94
fall down, leaving only her back end up in petting range.
LoquaciousDude
Can confirm, every time(any dog I have met) get's a butt scratch their legs decide to be retarded, uncontrollably
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Yup, they get their head under your hand so you'll start petting them, then they slowly move through till your hand is at their butt.
CanineHelpYou
Works every time.
DancingPanther
BUTTSCRATCHA???!!!?
TheOriginalBenson
Butt scratcher!!!!
YourPalProtoGal
BUTTSCRATCHA!!!!
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
My doggo likes paw massages
glitterlady
Mine, too. She also just likes to sit by you and hold hands.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
:3
LMNOParis
Ok so usually off limits :)
Pherae03
Also, most cats I've petted love a good belly scratching.
DnoopSogg
Said the ghost, clearly joking.
Pherae03
No no, its true. They also love baths, vacuum cleaners, and trips to the vet.
Gammelfar
Belly scratching a cat is 'nice, keep going, I like it, I will now kill with bites and kicks'
tcgl
My boy is like this, but he gets a certain look in his eye before he goes into murder mode, so I can safely scritch if I watch for it.