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Christmas
Nov 2, 2022 3:06 PM
secretstadiumsauce
104968
1716
61
Christmas
ballsoutflyer
UpvoteSobriety
Ovwr 92,000 and counting...
Rimok224
Meanwhile people lose their shit over Halloween early every year and no one bats an eye
mrmobkiller
As someone who has played Dwarf Fortress before, i approve of the removal of elves.
Thewulasvegas
Witnessed
AddledVoice
Every rational North American *knows* thanksgiving is on the 2nd Monday of October. November is for remembering fallen soldiers
DeercSnissassa
Ah... That explains viscera clean up detail: Santa's rampage
MiniMegaOfParagonCity
You just mentioned it.
nat300Lord
Good. Let em die.?
pkosmicki
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas!
MachoMemeRandySavage
"forced to"
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
Nah. It's fine after thankgiving, per the black friday agreement.
i0nlyUseFuturamaGIFS
Rigby2015
Shhh, let people enjoy things if they want to!
ran76
so you just murdered an elf...
callocosplay
SmoeAhsolse
Relevant song by The Killers https://youtu.be/cglLJJ0Czo8
TheeKingsWit
Fuck that, I'm not doing a soft opening for Christmas this year, I'm coming in hot. We all need a little Christmas.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
If it makes you happy. Do it
spattr
Rather than kill them he should banish them, put the elf on a shelf as it were.
MacKelvey
Magically trapped inside a dolls body, forced to be the eyes & ears of an aging bitter Santa who can’t keep up surveillance traditionally.
WSilvermane
Sounds so much better then death!
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Here's the original. Source is Jim'll Paint It.
epicurusaquinas
+1
thesmelge
See, this is why Chutney did it.
Veezora
"I thought the December red snows were a natural phenomenon!"
AlexanderElcazorro
I thought he did it because they couldn't compete with Amazon.
Splitlicker
Comet260
What's that movie again?
Splitlicker
Violent Night.
llamallamadingd0ng
Cannot wait for this movie!
Splitlicker
Me too!
duktayp
ooooo that's not how you hold a shotgun
Northwindlowlander
It's alright, he's resting it on his beard
Zreen
It's a magic shotgun
epicurusaquinas
It's a zero-point energy Stark Industries model. Dark energy & Casimir effect negate the recoil. You can shoot with your tongue if you like.
SoftKleenex
He's looking around to be aware of his surroundings first
cheezeweazel
gonna print this out and leave copies around walmart
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Please do and please post results. If you look professional they won't even notice. Just assume you're part of some campaign.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
LordProudspire
Santa will be very busy coming November
leaderofmars
why did the post crop out the rest of the story? this is so much better
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
All his stuff is amazing.
JustMe4455
So does this count as an elf killing?
Dionysus187
Santa is an elf. If we say it enough he'll off himself. Point-blank, broad daylight. No more midnight sleigh flights.
Oxymuncher
Elf in an unmarked grave, the not so popular sequel to elf on a shelf
eggmuffin
What else would it be?
Wolfmor
What elf*
realbluesofa
Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas
xxdayoffatexx
Meandme2
Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas
narniasreal
JacobJenkins
Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas
JacobJenkins
Almost twice as many dead elves of you abbreviate
Richter12x2
Mushroom mushroom
thescroz
You underestimate how many elves there are or how very little their master cares for them.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Now let's see that fucker get anything done with a worker's rebellion at his hands.
Cranbananarama
What rebellion? These people are wiping out the elves!
UrbanShire
https://imgur.com/L6vIUNM.mp4
ArkoneAxon
The night Santa went crazy... the night Saint Nick went insane...
Aldante92
Realized he was getting a raw deal. Something fin'lly must've snapped in hiiis brain
Kafna
IrishCyko
admiralawesome4213
Sauroctonus
Christmas.
duktayp
no no no, Santa, gotta put your shoulder into it, like this
TheIronSavior
A gas operated shotgun. Shiny!
YertIeTheTurtle
Bet she's gotta tiny dick...
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Ok, someone's played Tomb Raider as a kid.
Jgold101
That tube is longer than the fucking barrel.
magitek
CyborgScribe
Loaded and fired 8 shells in 9 or so seconds. Impressive.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Oh. That is back pain level of boobage.
Skumbo
that's one long fuckin' shotgun
muramaza
clay competition/bird guns get even longer. it's pretty amusing
ThaWhiteRanger
That's what she said
hell0
Aefinn
hell0
THANK YOU!