Jun 4, 2021 8:16 PM
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CrapsMcgee
none shall pass!
NapoleonDynOmite
Got you card number. Thanks bro
mexicanben
Pussy only deals in cash...
mechanicalchaos
Do you mind
uchihaTaker
Cat was there first.
PraiseApollo
"Move along, sir" - Cat
shaggynuts78
Good luck telling your boss why you're late.
Icantbelieveitsnotbutlers
MTA Cat says "don't be square, skip your fare!"
clarecyp
냥 웅냐웅!
Glasgow351
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
BlancheFromage
Crankypants
GadenKerensky
I would absolutely stand there giving the kitty scritches if it let me. Kitties are life.
anotherIngloriousHandle
"you may NOT stick that up my ass"
tigercheesesteak
Read the room
Fendeezy
You can tell it's a friendly cat cause only soft meows and no hissing.
SpanishLisp
I said no buttstuff! I don’t care how much you can pay! Now fuck off!
idiotcube
"And I only take cash anyway!"
silentwolf1999
No we don't take Discover.
globalt38
"Sorry folks - the park's closed! The cat on the turnstyle out front shoulda told you"
uebermacht
in Istanbul Cats are king
Squelchtone
he was giving it a cat scan
kerms
Cat's like "you can use any of these open gates, I'm not in your way, quit fucking with me"
IxnayOnTheOttenRay
LAUNCH THE KITTY!
StarlesChanley
Hahaha! What!? Found the imgurian
Bubbells
This reminds me of the story where the dude's cat got stuck to a glass table after vet visit, they had to shave part of its rear area and
The cat sat down and somehow managed to get vacuumed to the glass
xyxyxyxy31
You've heard of credit carding a friend, well get ready to metro card a cat
dingofdong
I... actually haven't heard of that
RuffleMyFluffles
pervert
khp041000
He was just after some pussy
hwatL4bloopy
Prevert
TheNamesAshHousewares
Postvert
Daaabloons
Purr-vert??? Come on!
kdl3000
this is gold
imgurmage
Thanks for the card number
charlotteeloise01
Yeap I paused it right where the numbers are clear to read. Lucky I'm a good person and dont care
raulote
Yeah you're now welcome to enter the Istanbul metro
massholesome
I'm sure Bank of Istanbul will honor the charge.
factcheckmate
Atabank
butthurtnevergetsbetter
This is why my bank now insists on messaging me with a code whenever I try to pay by CC. Derpies gave me 2FA.
cfbshank36
Like when you’re paying at the cash register or just for online purchases?
IGrillEverything
It’s for your own good.
zanaria
To be fair, you'd be annoyed too if some stranger tried to stick a card up your butt....
ObliqueRay
I don't know, man, I've had an internet connection since the 90s, I've seen some shit.
blumpk1npie
I've let strangers put bigger things in my butt ;)
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
I mean, you're kinda asking for it placing your butt where cards go.
AFrugalMoogle
#mewtoo
Glen69
I made this mistake at a strip club once
Haha I'd like to see this. Didn't turn out well for Quagmire. In strip clubs in the UK it's no touchy unless you pay big money
InsanityKiwi
How did he react?
ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode
Meows and claws
He was pretty good about it to be fair
CrapsMcgee
none shall pass!
NapoleonDynOmite
Got you card number. Thanks bro
mexicanben
Pussy only deals in cash...
mechanicalchaos
Do you mind
uchihaTaker
Cat was there first.
PraiseApollo
"Move along, sir" - Cat
shaggynuts78
Good luck telling your boss why you're late.
Icantbelieveitsnotbutlers
MTA Cat says "don't be square, skip your fare!"
clarecyp
냥 웅냐웅!
Glasgow351
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
BlancheFromage
Crankypants
GadenKerensky
I would absolutely stand there giving the kitty scritches if it let me. Kitties are life.
anotherIngloriousHandle
"you may NOT stick that up my ass"
tigercheesesteak
Read the room
Fendeezy
You can tell it's a friendly cat cause only soft meows and no hissing.
SpanishLisp
I said no buttstuff! I don’t care how much you can pay! Now fuck off!
idiotcube
"And I only take cash anyway!"
silentwolf1999
No we don't take Discover.
globalt38
"Sorry folks - the park's closed! The cat on the turnstyle out front shoulda told you"
uebermacht
in Istanbul Cats are king
Squelchtone
he was giving it a cat scan
kerms
Cat's like "you can use any of these open gates, I'm not in your way, quit fucking with me"
IxnayOnTheOttenRay
LAUNCH THE KITTY!
StarlesChanley
Hahaha! What!? Found the imgurian
Bubbells
This reminds me of the story where the dude's cat got stuck to a glass table after vet visit, they had to shave part of its rear area and
Bubbells
The cat sat down and somehow managed to get vacuumed to the glass
xyxyxyxy31
You've heard of credit carding a friend, well get ready to metro card a cat
dingofdong
I... actually haven't heard of that
RuffleMyFluffles
pervert
khp041000
He was just after some pussy
hwatL4bloopy
Prevert
TheNamesAshHousewares
Postvert
Daaabloons
Purr-vert??? Come on!
Daaabloons
kdl3000
this is gold
imgurmage
Thanks for the card number
charlotteeloise01
Yeap I paused it right where the numbers are clear to read. Lucky I'm a good person and dont care
raulote
Yeah you're now welcome to enter the Istanbul metro
massholesome
I'm sure Bank of Istanbul will honor the charge.
factcheckmate
Atabank
butthurtnevergetsbetter
This is why my bank now insists on messaging me with a code whenever I try to pay by CC. Derpies gave me 2FA.
cfbshank36
Like when you’re paying at the cash register or just for online purchases?
IGrillEverything
It’s for your own good.
zanaria
To be fair, you'd be annoyed too if some stranger tried to stick a card up your butt....
ObliqueRay
I don't know, man, I've had an internet connection since the 90s, I've seen some shit.
blumpk1npie
I've let strangers put bigger things in my butt ;)
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
I mean, you're kinda asking for it placing your butt where cards go.
AFrugalMoogle
#mewtoo
Glen69
I made this mistake at a strip club once
blumpk1npie
Haha I'd like to see this. Didn't turn out well for Quagmire. In strip clubs in the UK it's no touchy unless you pay big money
InsanityKiwi
How did he react?
ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode
Meows and claws
Glen69
He was pretty good about it to be fair