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Feb 16, 2017 1:35 AM
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TheHonorableJudgeDookie
Listen here motherfucker.
ireadabooktoday
Oh no, nope nope nope. No thanks, not today, not ever. My ears are not your home.
trinxter
anything else hiding in there? Glad I live where it is too cold for most bugs
Laliztay2
Thanks ahead for my nightmare tonight
oldladycatface
Spazo
ICommentWithWrestlingGifs
Idontthinkicandothat
waltjrimmer
BeTheHammer
Wiredotaku90
gdahead
I'm not condoning setting children on fire but I could understand
captainspazway
oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god
TheSparkleDonkey
ILieForPoints
Hey Crabman.
Doggoagogo
I have seen a lot of fucked up shit on the internet. This has destroyed me.
1acs
So from now on I will be putting whatever that liquid is into my ears just to be on the safe side.
L3gionAir
hydrogen peroxide works to clean ear wax, just a cap full
MyLilAddiction
At first I was all "WTF?!". Then I was all "Something is in my ear!". Now I'm just freaking the fuck out. Thanks.
DidUJustAssumeMyGender
Where is this so we can burn the entire land out of existence?
UsernameViewableToPremiumUsers
it seems like Iran to me
thecattlebarron
Look at writing on bottle. We either have tried or are trying.
Xsiah
Why is he not moving as soon as that thing is clear of his ear canal? Is he dead?
ProfessorLeedle
Nah doubt it, saw his fingers move
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
He's immobilized by the centipede venom. (Just kidding!)
NordicViking69
What about the eggs ?
BishlamekGurpgork
Okay, you know what, fuck you, in the ear, sideways, with a sandpaper dildo.
NordicViking69
Rather that than that bug in my ear.
BishlamekGurpgork
Also, +1.
TheDeanofLean
WHY DIDN'T HE IMMEDIATELY KILL IT!?!?!?!?
OhNuggins
For that, you need something sharp to cut it into pieces. Best to not endanger the child further or get bitten trying to handle it unarmed.
doodybird
Centipedes are venomous. Let it get away from your patient first.
IamNotaBlackMan
Jesus what seriously?!
OhNuggins
Also seems like it was completely unexpected
oopsididitagain51
Its gonna go in his bum! Kill it mom!!
Mavgurian
Poetry!
Youts
Spazo
StephenClark3
Legit the first time I've seen this gif backwards
alexandersort
schmanters
This deserves more upvotes!
AdrianFromtheCastle
LOL dude
ryry1237
This is far too relevant for my comfort.
doctorgalactic
This is PERFECT!
RavagedByTheSavage
PianoMan2112
But it only hurts my face in the winter. In the summer, I'm scared of shit like this.
dxrghxr
This is one reason I'm happy that I was born in FInland, here there aren't bugs bigger than your thumb nail.
dxrghxr
Also we have only one venomous snake and even that can't kill you.
LimitDoesNotExist
But winter depression.
dxrghxr
It's just natures way to sort out the weak. I wouldn't lie much if I stated that I like winter more than a summer. I hate when it's hot.
Rivalyn
Fun fact: house centipedes are massive leggy things that infest parts of Canada. They are somewhat better than bedbugs as an infestation.
ProjectKurtz
They are not aggressive though, also unlikely to do something like that and kill spiders/roaches/other pests.
TheEchoWeaver
They're absolutely aggressive. There's this myth online that they can't bite you, but I experienced it first hand. One was crawling on >>
TheEchoWeaver
<< my couch, within 2 seconds I noticed it and it dropped right on my forearm and bit me. I felt and saw it bite me. I'm apparently >>
TheEchoWeaver
<< allergic because I had a lump the size of a quarter for months in my forearm.
Pegussu
Tbh, after dealing with bedbugs, I'd probably rather have an infestation of arsonist rapists than bedbugs.
TheEchoWeaver
That's how I feel about house centipedes. I say I'd rather see 20 spiders than 1 of those motherfuckers.
USUsquints
I've never considered scenarios that result in burning your child alive, but this is it.
TGIBallsWorth
ultimatezeus
fuck that just run throwing molotov cocktail behind you, once you think you are far enough away run another mile.
bbbldr8
I know if my kid was a ginger id also burn them alive.
BishlamekGurpgork
Two identical comments, and this one gets the downvotes. Congratulations, you are the lightning rod.
bbbldr8
People just don't like sarcasm these days
iHeartXombies
I am laughing an abnormal amount at this comment. Good on you my friend.
ImTheScientistNow
I probably would too if my child was ginger
killswich7277
Fuck just give me a sawed off... I'll clear the fucker out of my ear...
DanK109
http://www.vixenvarsity.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/sheeeeiiiitttt.gif
Snikits
tellzatw
I favourited this just because of your reply
CauseFactor
No one upvote @USUsquints he has attained 1337 status
POLO314
What was that? Someone please explain
Thatoneday
Pinworm
toxcrusadr
Pinworms are an intestinal parasite and do not have legs. Looks like a millipede of some sort.
AlexPanciera
Geophyllid centipede.
brickweed
*Geophilus
Benhorn7
Centipede?
10tacles
In my vagina? It is more likely than you think.
lancerudager
Somehow it-im sorry I really wanna roast you but I'm so close to 5000
POLO314
Camping out in his ear like that?
scottygrayskull
Best way to get that kind of thing out is to drown it out.
zeusdemigod131
They like warm, dark, moist places
blameitonmyjuice
My crotch just clenched.
Estlib
NOPE
TheAwfulNene
All aboard the nope-train, first stop fuckthatville
gaugetx
Agreed, nuke it from orbit
Darwinthenaturalselector
It's the only way to be sure
Wiredotaku90
superking32
Neoqueen
DrTacticalKeyboard
Nononinonononooooooo
UrsaUrsa
Yesss! I was hoping for a Spock version :D
MsterJ
Fuck you.... Fuck that.... Fuck the guy recording.... Fuck everything about this.... Let's get you to FP to deal with you.
VajrapaniP
Fuck.
OthortheCute
Fuck to you, fuck to your cow, fuck to your whole family
RyeInACan
BACK TO HELL WITH YOU!
HunterSThompsonSlashWesAndersonFan
meanjoegreene
Shit fuck damn
justmagicalgirlthings
Why, so we can give someone else a turn? How 'bout this guy?
raknor88
I think it's the raw footage from the latest season of Survivor. One of the gals on the show had a bug crawl onto her ear. 1/
raknor88
I always thought they edited the footage to make the bug seem less scary than it was. 2/2
UsingThisAsMyName
Nah. That's a dude.
UsingThisAsMyName
If not, that's one hairy chick
JiggyWithIt
mypostsdontgetmanyupvotes
Goldenleg
Omg it just hit me that's Chris Patt
inaktive
Just hit him too
SoThisIsAwkward
cthulhu1994
Mario found the fire flower
LazyPoultry
Everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
LeftMyBrainInMyOtherPants
In Soviet Russia, fireman spread the fire.
LeftMyBrainInMyOtherPants
In Soviet Russia, fireman spread the fire.
Transginger
Tosh's narration of this video kills me. "You get fire....and you get some fire."
yuyufan43
I feel bad that that gif makes me as happy as it does
KentuckyFriedChildren
Well that looks most unpleasant for all involved
LeftMyBrainInMyOtherPants
In Soviet Russia, fireman spread the fire.
LeftMyBrainInMyOtherPants
In Soviet Russia, fireman spread the fire.
Stonetaku420
Fuck I didn't know we started learning firebending.
FitzTheBastard
OH... WHY!!? NO! no no no NONONO!.!.!
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
Ca1yps0
I don't want this on my phone, but I want to heart this.
kofunstuff
swagb98623
KentuckyFriedChildren
NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOPE
TheCochNessMonster
https://imgur.com/SsSZjw3.gif
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
I can use this
ItsABeardedDragonThingYouWouldntUnderstand
Holy sweet baby jesus
saxonabeach
Best reversed gif ever
Frodobobo
You bastard...
ChicagoAJ
Right into the other ear.
yuyufan43
I laughed. +1
ScaryBlueBoi
Upvoted because I thought the same f'd up thing
sammavet
Looked more like it was headed to his ass
lotaxi
Centipedes? In *my* anus?
RedClaws
"There's always time for lubricant!"
ScryForSciFi
Lucyintheskywithscorpions
Ah, the ass. The other other ear.
ceemars
Ha! I laughed out loud. +1
0verand0ver
This needs more votes
ceemars
Ha! I laughed out loud. +1
PhoenixQueenAzula
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
Actually they have 23-25 holes.
jmulderr
I hope so. Kid was a ginger. That's what they have instead of souls. Hopefully it found a way back in.
MakeMeStarlit
Lol!
CallMeCorvus
Never understood why in America people say 'a ginger' he is ginger, not a ginger, the a is redundant.
paperodiabolico
I don't understand why people have f@&king centipedes in their ears!
itiscalledsource
Because it is supposed to be insulting
sn3akybadg3r
We use it as a noun instead of an adjective
NotReallyAzul
We say "A ginger" as to dehumanize them, you wouldn't say "That guy is sock" you would say "That guy is a sock."
CallMeCorvus
Hmm interesting, in England you'd just say a simple 'you're ginger' to put them down.
CallMeCorvus
Hmm interesting, in England you'd just say a simple 'you're ginger' to put them down.
CallMeCorvus
Hmm interesting, in England you'd just say a simple 'you're ginger' to put them down.