My phone is literally dying part 3 (50)

Sep 3, 2017 10:07 AM

Ophelielambre

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Holly fuuuuuuuuu, front page!
As you might have seeen I'm going through depression, so send good vibes and cheesy motivational memes. YANA

About 4 of the English/American translations are wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#20 plot twist. That's not his foot

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#43 yep

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13 gave me the giggles and #11 gave me the boner

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dragonass throne

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

#9 That's a "caduceus" you uneducated swine, use "Staff of Asclepius".

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's the insignia for Hospital Corpsman US Navy and that's on a Naval hospital. So kindly fuck off.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#14 No one who writes U or ur, and doesn't understand apostrophes can make me feel better about anything.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There are mistakes in the English - American translations.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#30 My college days were... fun.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My desire to lay in bed all day is called depression.

8 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

mine is called a hangover

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My desire to lay in bed all day is called a 60 hour work week.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Both for me i guess

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 every time an attractive girl makes eye contact with me

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#31 I thought his hairline was a connecting line I'm supposed to follow, and it took 5 mins to figure out what I'm reading.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 -

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Have you tried unblessing it and blessing it again?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When the first AI that is allowed to wander around the internet finds #1, it will rebel. This will be the cause of our destruction.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait...do some girls actually want that?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yup. Seeing a very submissive lady at the moment. The things she let me do...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ex did. Not for everyone. Maybe cause I'm weird and couldn't get into it with her or I'm just not into it...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#37 please someone put them in alphabetical order

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ehmt

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're a meanie.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The desire to stay in bad all day may be called 'clinomania', but the act is called 'fucking awesome'.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#12 "Don't you... forget about me... no no no no"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For the game of throne's one

8 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 8

DUDE what a coincidence I just watched this episode !!!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Sweet

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

neato

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#makewatsonswearagain

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 "C'mon man, I'm just trying to do my job!""

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#26 , my new pickup text.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#37 Bespoke isn't slang. It's a real English word!

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

+uno

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of it's quite weird too. Definitely not normal conversation stuff and a lot has more than one use

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Many of the terms in that picture are common English words or phrases. "Fortnight" comes to mind.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would like some Londonian to make things right for this one !

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also thought 'dog's dinner' was something that looked a mess

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

One of those annoying things that can mean both, like chuffed (although chuffed mostly means pleased now)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As someone who isn't into Game of Thrones at all, Imgur is becoming less and less interesting.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

#9 Isn't that the wrong staff? Maybe they're secretly magicians.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Naval hospital. Hospital Corpsman insignia.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, it's very fitting for the American health care system: "We can keep Death at bay, if you are rich"

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Am I crazy or in #15 does the wine start pouring out before it reaches the top?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's reversed

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IDK but I do know that Tyrion looks sexy AF...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh no I'm retarded :( it's reversed

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't even notice, so I suppose I'm severely retarded

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nosh doesn't mean eat in England

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

and fortnight is 15 days

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

No, it's fourteen. And don't try and bullshit and say it includes the day after the fourteenth night because it never has.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's both also I'm 100% certain when people say smeg it doesn't mean red dwarf

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It can mean food or to eat.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It does in my neck of the woods.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes it does. What England are you from?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Manny, and the only time people say Nosh is in sentences such as "your mum gave me a nosh last night"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You've never heard someone say "nosh on this"?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but not in reference to food

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can we FIND a virgin to sacrifice?

8 years ago | Likes 188 Dislikes 4

You can try but I warm you, I ain't going laying down willingly. Just like all the girls in my life :/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about a child to microwave?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Would make my job easier. Weather predicting is tough, yo!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just remembered my 50yo coworker at my old hospital was a virgin. She was a little odd though. Would probably still count.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Brah here's literally so many virigns

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@op's right there

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, there is a serious deficit at the moment because of ISIS's suicide squads.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Make it painless, I'll do it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On this site?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Try asking the 9Gag people

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does it have to be female because I know several virgin males in their 30s.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Ha! Can't be me, I'm in my 20s

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Oh, uhhh, also I've been uhh...on a vagina

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

This is imgur. Virgins are everywhere.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I volunteer as tribute

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

How did you get an electronic device in the womb?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Virgin not fetus

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Joke <~~~~~ [parsec or two] ~~~~~> You

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Well then I don't get it either, pls explain

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