The Super Guppy is a curious vessel.

Mar 4, 2026 2:49 PM

That's the plane they use to deliver balloons for parties. They don't weigh anything (lighter than air) but take up a lot of room.

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Nice disguise, Roger

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All that on one small hinge?

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It occasionally stops at Pueblo Colorado. What they are shipping there, I have no idea.

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I saw this guy in Jurassic world Rebirth

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Style-wise, it's the diametric opposite of the Concord.

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Up to the nose pivoting in the way. That's very astute thinking.

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Lived at Edwards AFB in 1970 (4th grade). We used to see it flying over school playground on way to runway. I recall being told at the time it was built to transport the Apollo 3rd stage to Cape Kennedy

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Another exciting outsize transporter aircraft: The Airbus A330-743L BelugaXL

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The plane she tells you not to worry about.

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Imagine it was full of water and they opened it up and the water had guppies in it

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"A sniper's dream."

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Does not appreciate SouthWest radio banter

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"That boy's head is like sputnik, spherical but quite pointy at parts!"

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hydrocephalopathy.

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Minor technicality: The wings don't fold on a T-38, but you could remove the wingtips (not easily) and get it under the 25 foot width of the super guppy. But...I'm with the Southwest guy on that. Pulling the wingtips is a lot of sheet metal time, when a major reason that NASA has T-38s is to maintain flying time for astronauts.

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NASA doesn't remove the wingtips, though. Two T-38s are loaded onto a frame that rotates them 20 degrees, and that frame is loaded onto the Super Guppy

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fun fact: they have to check the wind and turn the plane accordingly before they can open the cargo 'door' so it won't be blown over.

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I assumed they'd just do that inside a hangar.

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may not have one tall enough everywhere

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I mean Fans

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Ow! My giant blue head!

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My grandma says I'm handsome.

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More like a beluga.

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big brain jet

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Where is the jet?

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Inside, apparently

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Well well! Check out the big brain on Jet!

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Friend of my dad used to work at Aero Spacelines. Also a dad of my friend flew in them when they transported Apollo space capsules. I was too young to appreciate this stuff at the time.

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but what about friend of dad's friend?

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He was no friend of mine

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Airbus used the Guppy to transport the airplane pieces from one manufacturing plant to another for the final montage in Toulouse before they booked the even bigger Beluga
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbus_BelugaXL

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*built (stupid autocorrect)

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It's crazy to me that it's powered by prop engines.

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Too much drag to fly at jet speeds.

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That makes sense. It's just bananas to look at.

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I don't think I'd want to fly with an airline pilot that seems to be unaware of the existence of large cargo aircraft and what they might be used for.

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Or how the parts forming the very jetliner he's piloting are ferried across the country to the assembly plant.

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Looks like a giant Beluga whale

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Marine mammals have been a source of inspiration for aviation a few times

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... if a beluga whale had, like, wings and propellers.

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She'd be a bicycle!

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why fly two small planes when you can fly one big boy

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It opens like a 1980's playset that also stores your figures.

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Perfect description.

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Damn, doesn't even look like the wings need to be folded up.

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"hey don't look but that person over there.... I said dont look!"

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but..couldn't you just...fly them somewhere? Surely its more fuel efficient than that giant ass forehead plane?!

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It's not

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Somehow that's not how I expected it to open.

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Hell of a hinge aint it? Yet we can't even get a fridge door hinge that doesn't sag from the weight of a bottle of soda.

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While I never had a fridge door sag... try to put a little wheel under it, like the super guppy has.

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I thought it went up the butt

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Yeah for some reason that's how I thought it'd work too. Like most other cargo aircraft.

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Sort of like trucks transporting supercars from one track to another.

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or like big freight vessels transporting a bunch of smaller yachts...

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or like possum mothers

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Couldn't you just ... fly 'em somewhere?

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You could

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ooh kay....

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Fuck me why is this funny

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Since I was curious...it's not a common thing they do and it's only when they are retired and are being relocated to be scrapped for parts.

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Small planes didn't have a very big flight radius.

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I mean ... it must be common enough that the ATC specified the Guppy carries "T38 and satellite parts".

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Couldn't they just have their pilots fly them to that location, and have the pilots take a commercial flight back? Seems like an awful expensive aircraft to fly. This bears looking into..

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You could

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Why would you train a bear to do all that? That's pretty sus....

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Well, do you know when EXACTLY your car turns to a paperweight? I assume maintenance for them is expensive. And if they find something that costs more to repair then its worth it, they get transfered. Same for your car. Car breaks, you bring it to the mechanic, they check it out, costs xxxxx moneyz. Would you pay thousands to just drive it to the scrapeyard? no, you call a transport who does it for a few hundred.

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Maybe with better planning? I presume they needed repairs to become airworthy and that would be more expensive than using the super guppy. But yeah, seems like maybe they could have flown them to the scrap yard before they became un-airworthy.

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Better planning? From THIS administration?!?

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Little jets like that have pretty terrible range (about 1 hour or so), use a lot of fuel to do it, and are very expensive to maintain.

It's a bit like asking "Why are Formula 1 cars trailered between races? Why can't they just drive them there?"

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