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Nov 18, 2020 10:40 PM
Baldeagle33
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Monkeyfists
Also the no garage crowd
Telesterionn
Ooh my God I don't miss that one bit. Long live the south!
Bullheadbelly
That was me this morning
GarryrGarry
And cop pulls them over making them even more late cuz driving too many blind spots ?
MisterLemons
drduffer
You need to add the photo of this guy driving like this and talking on his phone.
msquareed
Javert would be better.
FinishingCarpentry
Some of the worst kind of people on the roads in winter.
Themusicguy
I'm in this photo and I don't like it
ZeldaHyruleGold
I saw a guy with glasses on hanging out the window driving down the main road in our town...
UncleSlam123
Why is his head not out the window? It's just going to instantly fog back up!
woozle
heh
WigglesTheHoly
never used to have issues with hitting a snooze button. It's only been in the last year and a half or so that I've become addicted to it.
NotAPervert
needs to look more tired
MischievousDuck
bloodydingo
Usually don't have time to scrape a driving hole that big.
embodymentofgattaca
Car forever in garage, and WFH. I know not what this is...now
Schmaron
I feel personally attacked! And I live less than a mile from work. God, I’m lazy
jackburnt
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
procrastinatorsaprenticemk2
Driving like that has just been made illegal in the uk
varthftw
Or you could park inside your garage. Seems so strange that I am the only one doing this in my neighborhood
TheDrunkenWrench
That's where the summer car lives.
atozz
Fun fact: a lot of people don't actually have garages for their cars
elocin90
Lol and for those of us who live in big cities and only have street parking as an option, we drive like this haha
photosbyian1
Why put your 5k to 50k plus car in the garage when you can store 2k worth of random shit
Corvidqueen
MisterLemons
Musubi626
Born and raised in Los Angeles... I wish it was that cold... it was 80 degrees yesterday
gracefalls
It's 80 here in Miami
TheRockDude
As a Californian who's been to cold places, it gets a little (c)old after a while
vladimirtheliberator
Northeasterner here, I do that on the daily and I don't hit the snooze button.
StaircaseOfSatan
Northwesterner here: preach it
Bazzybear
You may be part of the problem. Please remove the snow from the top of your car, prior to driving.
brianthefly
Ahh, a fellow master procrastinator
Shiftybusiness
Honest question-I’m in Ohio so I deal with frost. Is the extra 2 minutes not worth your safety or those of others? This is as equally 1/2
Shiftybusiness
Irresponsible as texting and driving or not wearing a mask. It’s a simple solution.
aChungusAmongUs
I love having remote start and heated seats
ronnyhugo
Wow, manly, do you have a lift kit on it also? :P
Drives11
I have remote start, heated seats, auto climate control, and remote defrauders. remote start + auto HVAC is a match made in heaven.
Zyxs975
Heated steering wheel and windshield, that's where it's at! I do freeze my fingers off if i touch my shift knob tho, it's stainless
TheDrunkenWrench
Man, scheduled starts and starting my truck from my cell phone have changed my life.
METROlD
My car has this, but its electric, so I never know if the button works. Its like, OK its still just sitting there but I think it blinked.
ronnyhugo
Kinda like the automatic keyless entry and locking systems. You walk away and think "is that car now locked?".
METROlD
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Switching from my last car to my current, I lost heated seats but gained remote start. Don’t really miss the seats, but RS is critical IMO
mydamnkidsdontthinkimfunny
I had RS installed on my 2006 minivan. Life changing. Start it up from inside the home and the ice is all melted B4 I get in
aFadingMemory
I love heated things but I'll never get auto start in a manual and honestly if you aren't driving a manual, you're just steering.
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Theres a lot more to driving than steering and shifting. I see it as 1 less distraction. Not like I can open it up on the way to work anyway
HurtinAlbertan
I drive an 18 speed semi and have a 6 speed bike, I love the automatic transmission in my pickup.
aFadingMemory
I'm not saying you can't or shouldn't. Just that you love the pickup because you don't have to really engage in driving it, just steering.
RTG31
But no heated steering wheel? Fucking peasant
mikeluscher159
I don't have heated seats, but I do have heated washer fluid
IRecordYourComments
BentwanJameson
I miss the heated seats from the truck I just sold, but still have remote start on my old jalopy. Now cooled seats, those I REALLY miss.
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
I was just thinking that I wished that was a thing, and now you’re telling me it is?!
HurtinAlbertan
2013 Dodge Ram can confirm
BentwanJameson
They are glorious! My old '03 Saab 9-5 had them, but they're becoming more and more common on new vehicles. Say goodbye to summer swamp ass.
pezzle
Even better when the ice is on the inside ;)
jjsjosCreator
i use a credit card for the inside
clutchthepearls
If that's a problem you can buy huge silica packets to put in your car for like $10.
jjsjosCreator
silica crystal cat litter in paper or cloth bags
7CentsVern
Only 1 car I've ever owned has done this. It was also the only car I bought new too
Mother0fCats
Same.... now im suspicious
lronMaiden
Put coating of Rain-X to the inside surface
RTG31
This or using windshield washer fluid to clear the windshield on days where it’s hovering around 0 (32F for our American friends)
Cutwail
If you're surprised how often you need to change your wipers, that's the reason.
bassaro
You're not supposed to use hot water to get that ice off?
Mrbishi187
0 to about —5° is fine to do that, it usually doesn't refreeze as quick with good fluid, -30° doing 120 doesn't work with just a few squirts
Blimymyhat
Gasoline and burn the ice off.
Endocrom
That reminds me, I need to use up the regular stuff and put in the deicer kind soon.
captainswoopty
Nahhh, see, the most effective is boiling water out of the kettle
RTG31
New windshields for sale!
Updoodilydoo
Maybe it's only in the midwest, but washer fluid does have some anti freeze compound in it, usually good to -10/-20F
TiredOfTheBS
Thanks for converting this to pre-developed nation units
RTG31
And then playing the game where you keep using fluid while ice crystals form until the heat kicks on
oprahslovechild
Alcohol works pretty well to prevent that.
TheIsopod
Wouldn’t it get on the paint and say duck you to the clear coat? Or duck with plastics
dancinshroom
So an alcohol, like methanol. Which is whats in windshield water fluid
purdhapley
If there were any alcohol left, I wouldn’t have been hitting the snooze button.
BIGMEAL
Top comment right here.
MrTay
Like you pour it on or you fuck up the rubber on your wipers every time you spray? Most cars don’t allow just spraying.
DoYouWantAntsBecauseThatsHowYouGetAnts
Guilty
RTG31
It will spray if you get the winter fluid, good to -40
veteransgrow
I think they are saying on most cars, when you turn on the wiper fluid it also turn the wipers on and having ice on your windows is not good
texasdean
I think he meant most cars force the wipers on when you spray.
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
You use the wipers, yes. Not sure how much it “fucks them up” though. Frost’ll definitely wear them more than rain, but they should be fine
MrTay
It shreds them fast
neos501
I like to start the car in the garage then snooze while sitting in there, helps me fall asleep for some reason.
VulcanWithoutLogic
LordOkoto
And you woke up from this..?
Liechsowagan
Yes, because in the spirit of laziness, they also forgot to get gas the day before. That decision saved their life...
TheLetterJeigh
Make sure you unplug your monoxide detector, mine always seems to go off on me during morning car naps
neos501
Hahaha my man
dwaynetichinel31415
Just hit the snooze button
HeraldofOmega
Yeah condition your body to sleep when behind the wheel.
anotherdickat
Honestly, my greatest fear. I used to have a 3 hour commute each way, exhausted after work was the worst, especially in the dark of winter
queen0fthenight
There’s a more immediate risk based on what they’ve said, but that was the joke (carbon monoxide)
SkyLukeWalker123
Falling asleep in the garage with the car on? That’ll help you sleep forever.
DonKeydic
Think you missed the joke.
CurbYourClassWar
Or wake up in extreme pain and with brain damage
pyr0chaos
Farinhadefigo
DISCLAIMER! Do not attempt. I feel like someone had to say this here.
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AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
You ok now bud?
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AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
It might seem hopeless sometimes. God knows the way the world is now seems hopeless for a lot of us. But never forget there's always tomorro
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
Make sure you keep the door closed and rev the engine a little to really get the heat going.
HawkeyeEric
SB993
counterintel
If its really cold run a hose from the exhaust into a cracked window and revel in the warm embrace
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Bioman998
Bruh, the carbon monoxide
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