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#funny #dragonball_z #krillin_owned_counter #dontfistandroids
Aug 6, 2018 5:01 PM
BlueLanternBraxx
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#funny #dragonball_z #krillin_owned_counter #dontfistandroids
Gorillazfan21
Surprisingly wholesome
ChadicusVile
Wholesome post
BecomeAnAstronaut
If he wanted to be cool, he should go to Frieza
StrictlyBull
also like you've learned so much by proxy you can single handedly take out frieza's army... so yeah you're that cool.
Sirsir94
"moments before the explosion, a human baby was sent to Planet Paper, where he would become the strongest in the universe"
TheyCallMeMrBoomBastick
http://imgur.com/oadxxIh
KillFax
rolobloips
Haha no it’s not, Krillin you’re a dork
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Still got two of the hottest women in the series to get with him...though one of them was filler so she doesn't count lol
terithian
The bottom two panels are obviously edited. What was the original?
17arkOracle
It's probably playing the joke straight (i.e. "Even I can't make you cool, Krillin").
dreamerofskies
Munchman347
'But I'm sweating my ass off out here!'...
Atemcyph
Dont forget he is married with the gorgeous 18
koboshi
For a second I was afraid Shenron would kill him to make him “cool”. Glad that wasn’t the pun this time.
DeadmanDevin
https://youtu.be/4uiho8HLI3A
TheVakarian
And celebrated conservationist of the majestic space duck.
smashpro1
Quack!
LizardEnterprises
QUACK!!!
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Ahh the majestic space duck.
Applepotamus
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
My database says...you’s a bitch
TheGhastHunter
HCTIB?
Omnisom
Looks like Vegeta likes to read backwards.
CensoringBot
Syke *gives krillin a leather jacket and black sunglasses*
frazzledorf
Aww :)
ShareACokeWithLeroyJenkins
IMO, Krillin's like Gramma's old buick. He's out matched and out classed, but he's reliable and still does his best despite all the odds.
ShareACokeWithLeroyJenkins
Yamcha's like a yugo though.
rcrav
I don't know what a yugo is, but it sounds disappointing.
CheeseborgarSoop
"I wish I was a Saiyan, so I could become stronger and become a super saiyan!" - A proper Krillin wish
ninty9notout
Saiyans gets stronger with each defeat. The amount of time Krillin has been whopped he'd probably solo Goku and Vegeta at the same time.
sennamaham
I believe that at this point Piccolo has died just as often as Krillin. So he's no longer the go-to guy to die for the plot, either.
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Depends on weather you count the GT shenanigans. Krillin racks up another trip to the afterlife there.
sennamaham
Piccolo too, though.
ArtArchive
That's misconstruing being "cool" with being "a great guy".
Chikanboo
how about having a wife who will remain hot forever
zachtidmore
Being a great guy is cool
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
He gets to bang 18. Im way more jealous of him than Goku or anyone else in DBZ!
rcrav
I dunno. 18 could be vanilla as fuck. I bet Chi Chi fucks like a tiger.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Considering how little she gets laid I wouldn’t be surprised. Hey guys, remember how Goku has two kids and didn’t know what kissing was?
rcrav
I don't, actually. Somehow I missed that.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE9SVwqMg2Y
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Yeah. It was a stupid detail thrown in during the Goku Black arc in Super. I enjoy the show but damn did they make Goku retarded.
rcrav
Ahh, gotcha. I haven't started with Super yet.
JustALilChubby
Ya'll forget Uub
ghettoalpaca
DBZ forgot uub son. Goku spends years in this kids village only to never talk about him in Super
GuardianDinklage
Vegeta asks Goku about recruiting him for one of the tournaments in super (cant remember if its 6 vs 7 or power) but goku says hes too young
JustALilChubby
Technically Uub would only be an infant in super, since his appearance in Z would be during the future
ghettoalpaca
Fair point, super kinda shit on most of the ending of dbz concerning that segment of time
lordFaceGuyBanditZ
In the super manga goku and dende scout uub for the tournament from the lookout and Uub senses them. It’s cool
lordFaceGuyBanditZ
https://www.google.com/amp/s/otakukart.com/dragonballsuper/uub-finally-appeared-dragon-ball-super-manga/amp/
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Not really. There's nothing that was done in Super that negates the ending of Z...though to be fair, we are coming up pretty close to that-
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
point in the timeline. There's supposed to be 10 years between the end of the Buu arc and the final episodes of Z, and Super starts 4 years-
myr14d
... But didn't Krillin get hair after he got married and had a kid?
nesurame
Krillin waxed his head while he was a fighter, it was part of his heritage.
RealScienceMan
He shaved it again when Frieza attacked.
DoxIxHAVExTo
We don't speak of that time.
LoganFine
That title though
1drumshark
I had to go back to look. Thank you so much
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
Thisisgoingtobetheusernameinthebiggestexistenceofusenames
JsiskVillain
Applepotamus
LinwoodLTHR
So... Who's she?
youfreakinnerd
Not important. Tits are temporary.
PartyLich
Looks like Riley reid
SugarTitillates
If i had to guess it'd be the triple roast beef sandwich from arby's
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
You can almost smell it
Surely
StankVonDoom
Krillin probably does have the best life out of the dbz cast. Hottest wife and probably the strongest earthling
user843
Chi chi is the hottest :v
Doopapotamus
I wonder if he ever feels a bit bad that Vegeta is Goku's new best friend though? They went through a lot as kids that gets lost in DBZ.
LightLifter
Vegeta is the bro you go to the gym with, Krillin is the one you talk about life with. Both are Goku's best friend. For different reasons.
Lvl20GoblinChampion
How wholesome. I like it
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
Hottest wife you say?
k32000
Well 18 is on par with bulma
RandomArgumentMan
It's a shame since his cool life sometimes is a short one.
NoOpinionsAllowed
Didn't he also die like... three times?
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Yep. Once by King Piccolo's minion Tambourine (beaten to death), once by Freeza (exploded him from within) and then Super Buu (eaten).
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
*and* he's not an idiot. Not many of the saiyans can say the same.
PhenTsoksar
Well... he is no Yamcha
Illithidbane
Even though the saiyans are stronger, most of them are deranged. Krillin may be the strongest sane character besides Gohan.
aPokal
Thank Piccolos better half for Piccolo.
SpinnerMask
I've only ever watched DBZA. Is Trunks insane in the canon one?
Daedeus
Future Trunks is Sane. Kid Trunks is a little punk.
sorrycannotbraintoday
No, he's a sane half-breed, like Gohan (well, teenage/adult trunks, young Trunks is a cheeky cunt)
tokawoka
I mean he's not gonna go through the alternate timeline and come out A-OK.
NotWelcomehere
Ha...HAHAHAH Gohan is not really all that sane...when he gets backed into a corner...he snaps...and he hurts people...bad people but still.
Illithidbane
He's got some serious PTSD and anger issues, but most of his life is as a scholar and family man. Goku lives just to fight.
Z0op
He was pretty psycho during his fight against buu
aflarge
I don't think losing your temper in extreme scenarios and not being sane are even remotely the same concept
NotWelcomehere
Tell that to the courts, innocent by reason of insanity is a viable(ish) defense that covers that exact scenario.
aflarge
Well by that rationale, nobody is sane, because everyone could potentially be pushed enough to lose their temper.
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
Obviously aside from Mr. HERCULE SATAN
thatsnotmybutt
IT’S A TRICK
Kovahjin
Hercule is pretty badass. World's strongest non-ki user. That's gotta count for something.
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
It's possible that his daughter had surpassed him, but then she learned to fly so firmly left that 'non-ki user' category.
Crowlands
I mean, I wish I could be as badass as Hercule. He's only a joke 'cause of his competition.
NotADodgeBallCannon
BEANS!
Sage042000
I dunno bruh. Vegeta's pretty well setup. One of the strongest people in the universe, AND has a hot, genius, absurdly rich wife.
lordFaceGuyBanditZ
Ace at changing diapers too
rcrav
Also, strongest human is pretty fuckin' cool. As much as we like to shit on him, Krillin's a badass.
ThatIsMyPassword
Krillin's got no nose and no sclara and is still alive, he definitely isn't human. Yamcha is the strongest human, for better or worse.
VrryBurntpork
Strongest pure-blooded Earthling*
CaptainPawfulFox
Agreed. (also, just curious, but does Tien not count as human?)
Drefanator
Depends. Dragonball called him half human/Triclops. DBZ called him Human who had awakened his Third eye. (I think)
Alphahi
The fact that he survives being within 3km of any of Goku's ft ights is impressive.
SwungCookie
Even tho Tien trains 3million times more than krillin, it's sadly true krillin is still the strongest somehow
Noodlesocks
He is easily top 50 most powerful beings in his universe.
TheGouldFish
The strongest human has to be Chi-Chi. Everyone is scared of her and she takes a pounding from Goku and asks for seconds!
digiorno88
Human yes, earthling Idk. I think Tien is stronger
Crowlands
Tien is A: Human ("The three eyed clan" are a type of human in the DB 'verse) and B: weaker (Due to Guru unlocking Krillin's potential).
digiorno88
Do you remember the cell saga? Tien held off cell a lot longer than Krillin. Not bashing him by any means, but Tien could take Krillin
Crowlands
That's due to using "Kikoho", a move that sacrifices your life to fuel it. If Krillin used Kikoho instead of Kamehameha, he'd do better. 1/2
Crowlands
But he doesn't want to, since it, y'know, kills you. It's a stronger move, but if they both used it, Krillin would win. 2/2
Elonth
Its stupid that toryama declared krillin stronger. Dude took years/decades off of training while Tien trained non-stop.Even started a school
DaWade
I think it's more Krillin has the highest potential of any human. Probably because his was unlocked. His cap is higher and easier to reach
Elonth
and tien trained with king kai. Dragon ball kai was declared cannon and in kai we see the dead Z fighters fight the Genu force.
Xanpheon
Well technically Tien is arguably stronger than him.
AnOceanOfStars
*Strongest earthling. The strongest true human (with two eyes and a nose) is your friendly neighborhood Yamcha.
MisterD90
Said no one ever.
BannedbyastupidMod
Not anymore.
RealScienceMan
Is that still true? Haven't they said that 18 is stronger than him, and they wished to make her human?
NotMyUsualOnlineName
She's technically a cyborg, which is why Shenron couldn't make her a human. So Krillin wished for the bombs inside of her and 17 to be
NotMyUsualOnlineName
removed instead. Then he let her play with his power pole and dragon balls.
RealScienceMan
Fair enough
SaintCody
Yamcha is the real krillin
Nenstuff
I thought Roshi was the strongest? Or does he get by on skill and tricks?
Nopearope
Roshi was the strongest... before Krill came of age and survived/came back from some crazy shit. IIRC.
BeesechurgerProductions
Roshi has the most *experience* but he is not the strongest.
DaWade
I'm pretty sure Krillin has been stronger than Roshi since the start of Z. Bulma read both their power levels and Krillin was 1.5x stronger
Z0op
Even back in db he has stated that krillin and goku have far surpassed him, he was picked for the tournament of power for his tricks
takhat
Roshi is great but more skills and tricks in his old age
JustBoone
Also didn't he drink from the fountain of youth at one point and is basically immortal in terms of dying from age? Or am I crazy...
GIHunter6
He's still old as fuck
inyourheadunderyourskin
Everyone knows Hurcule Satan is the strongest and most badass!
anonwhymouse
To be fair, being the strongest human seems kinda mundane when your best friend becomes a god
UserNamesArentEasy
Assuming Tien is not human. They never say what he is.
pokos33
They nerfed the shit out of Tien in DB Super. He got his ass beat by a rampaging Master Roshi so I think Krillin is now officially stronger.
dragonsscorn
I think it's funny since any time we see Tien in DBZ or Super he's training or fighting. and when we don't see him he's off training.
SugarTitillates
He was downgraded unreliably. All he did for 30 years was train to catch up to goku. Krillen and roshi dicked around. Still weaker than both
SugarTitillates
And it wouldnt even make me mad if in DB tien didnt hold down ugly cell while krillen got knocked aside.
pokos33
I think the issue with that was the the Tri-Beam allowed Tien to far surpass his limitation at the cost of his life.
DaWade
I always thought that was only because of the nature of Tien's Tri-beam tho, not a power factor. Like it's an slamming move vs a cutting one
mahtax
Tien also stops of of Buu's beams later on. He's always been stronger than Krillin - at any point that they were compared directly.
EkisuCaliba
i thought krillin was stronger than tien. irc tien himself called krillin the strongest earthling.
PeccableTiming
DBS has a massive hate boner for Tien. I don't know anyone who knows why, but that series hates him with a passion.
Elonth
its complete shit that krillins stronger. Toryama just hates him. Hes trained non-stop through out the series. Krillin took tons of breaks
WeAreTheBentusi
So did Vegeta...and he's still second to Goku despite being smarter fighter.
rcrav
Vegeta's smarter, but he's not a strategist. He likes to clash directly and doesn't resort to "clever tricks" to gain the upper hand.
Elonth
Vegeta is smarter hes not the smarter fighter. And also goku trains constantly as well.
lordFaceGuyBanditZ
Tien is half cyclops or something
SuperSaiyanYamcha
3/1sts cyclops.
PenguinDickSucker
No, he got the third eye trough meditation. Its in the comics.
lordFaceGuyBanditZ
Nice name +1
WeAreTheBentusi
Tri-clops....and an upstart one at that.
DukeDarkwood
Kikohow-ya-doin'?
DisgruntledFerret
They actually do: he's a descendant of the Three Eyed Clan. We don't know anything about them other than that they had three eyes, though.
DisgruntledFerret
(Given that there are a bunch of animal people and dinosaurs though, Tien is still pretty normal for Dragon Ball world.)
lordFaceGuyBanditZ
Yeah that’s right. I thought he was half cyclops but that doesn’t make sense
RealScienceMan
IIRC the president of the world is a cat thing.
lordFaceGuyBanditZ
Psh that’s ridiculous...it’s a dog king
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
They’re still humans, just mutates. That, or Toriyama literally forgot he wrote that Tien awakened his third eye through meditation and-
dragonsscorn
The Three Eyed Clan is supposedly descended from aliens who came to earth, but Toriyama also pulls explanations out his ass when he forgets
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Or he straight up retcons shit whenever he pleases for no good reason. Still mad about that Vegito/Potara bullshit in Super.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Training in a reference to Taoist religion...which is not impossible considering Toriyama straight up forgets shit all the time.
DisgruntledFerret
Apparently Tien opened his third eye through meditation, but he can't use its god-tier sight powers due to being trained by an evil man.
Rogahar
You write something with 300+ chapters, you can be forgiven for forgetting some shit. :P
AnythingMuchShorter
It's basically like if an unmodified, non-magic human just trained their ass off till they could rival superman.
Lilly64
Isn’t that Saitama’s thing? Being the strongest brings only frustration for him
AnythingMuchShorter
Only the accomplishment is dwarfed because in that time superman got 100x more powerful.
KillSteal
I wish tien did half his cool shit anymore!
Bivorski
I always loved the part where he threw the destructo disc at Nappa. I wish that swole Q-tip tried to catch it.
cheeseguy3412
Humans seem to be the force multiplier of the DBZ universe. if an alien fucks us and has a kid, that kid gets way fucking stronger.
DaWade
I think that's just Saiyans since their race gets stronger due to emotions. As a warrior race they aren't in touch with them, but humans are
Z0op
Pretty much, gohan, trunks, goten, should all be able to surpass goku, its just nobody is as battle crazy as goku is, not even vegeta
PlesiosaurWithElementsOfAnIdeaOfTheLochNessMonsterBoy
Goku is the autistic savant of fighting.
Z0op
Headcanon: (half)humans are capable of inheriting the current power level of their parents when they are conceived
whatsintheTATAbox
Wasn’t it stated at one point that Gohan was inherently stronger and had more potential than goku? Could be wrong here.
Z0op
Explains why gohan was so strong, why trunks and goten were even stronger at that age, and why pan already can control ki as a baby
Z0op
(And possibly even already went super saiyan at the beginning of super to power goku as ssj-god)
Ferrumkit
"Don't you let him power up Goku" " But I want a -good- fight! :D" "We're doomed..."
GuardianDinklage
Now we just need Dende and and Gohan to hook up and make a super namekian
DukeDarkwood
Namekians look at humans and be "I really wish we reproduced sexually so we could get some of those genes."
mtlvmpr
I thought we shit on Yamcha?
SuperSaiyanYamcha
Hey! I’m trying man!
speedstorm
I dont know what this Yamcha is but it sounds like raditz.
rcrav
Always, no buts about it!
DorthLous
When your girlfriend leaves the guy that dies to protect Earth to go date the guy that tried to destroy it...
HappiestBear
fucko yamcha over here
sorrycannotbraintoday
nobody fucks Yamcha but life
bananhammock
And bulma way back when
WildeKerrade
We always shit on Yamcha. Such a useless bro dude lol.
GuardianDinklage
bananhammock
Still got the run tho!
highoverlordxenu
I don't know what this Yamcha is, but it sounds disappointing.
BetterDeadThanRed
Doesn't he say "it sounds like Radditz"?
MattTalarek
Nappa does but the line they quoted was from Guru
BetterDeadThanRed
Ah, that's right!
muffinmurderer
Not anymore. Yamcha pick as a strat won a recent dbz fighting game tourny
rcrav
Sometimes picking a low-tier fighter that few people use is a good strategy because others don't know the counters.
WeAreTheBentusi
That just means another person can fight better than Yamcha...when using Yamcha's moves.
sorrycannotbraintoday
Video game balance...or you do really think he stands a chance against Perfect Cell?
DukeDarkwood
"Honestly, I'm just happy to be included."
butteredtoast789
damn, he cant even survive the comment section!
Kovahjin
To be fair how many of us have made it out alive?
WarlocknLoad
GuardianDinklage
Powerstranger
DukeDarkwood
The only reason Krillin got the Owned Counter is because Yamcha isn't around enough.
Dimestream
I just found out today that in DBZ Super, Killin has hair again and I'm not sure how I feel about that.
CamelSpotter
He shaves it off when Freeza comes back to life and again in preparation for the Universal Survival Arc.
Dimestream
Of COURSE Freeza comes back to life. Permadeath is a foreign concept to Akira Toriyama
DukeDarkwood
"You can't die! Not until the grosses go down." -D. Madigan
CamelSpotter
It made sense in that the remnants of his empire went out of their way to bring him back as the empire was crumbling without him.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
You know what though? They make it work. The resurrection F arc in Super is trash, the movie is a fun ride though. And then again in the-
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Tournament of Power he’s a key player. I was really skeptical too, but I think they played their hand well. Now that Vegeta has gone full-
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Hero, its nice that Goku and Vegeta have a villainous rival.
SirBoomstickofHouseWilliams
Tbh we havent heard about Cell in years. Depends on who it is
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Can cell even be revived? He’s pure biomechanical android through and through. Not withstanding that goofy filler bits with him in hell.
Dimestream
Did they ever properly kill Buu, or is he still gone on a wish?
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Fat Buu is still around. They wished away the memories of everyone so they wouldn’t fear him. Kid Buu is reincarnated as Uub now.