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This is a photo of my Grandfather Harold Miller who sadly passed away in hospice care on Thursday, his last wish was to live forever on the internet so hopefully you can help me get this post seen by as many people as possible.
I spent lots of time with him when I was growing up and he was always telling me stories about his past, my favorite story was when he worked as a coal miner in Leadville, Colorado. It was 1944 and all the town’s men were at war so children and animals were sent down the mines to dig the coal. My Grandfather was only 7 and he explained how all the children were split up put into teams of five alongside animals from the local community, in his shift, my Grandfather worked with two kittens called Fuzzy Feet and Bearnard, a hamster called chuckles and a baby elephant from the zoo called Popo.
My Grandfather told me about one time they arrived at work to start their shift but there had been a mine collapse! This was common at the time and very dangerous, another shift was stuck down the mine and nobody could reach them. Chuckles, who was the shift leader said ‘squeak squeak squeak, don’t worry, we’ll get them out’ and my Grandfather and his little friends went down the lift to try and help, they got to a part of the tunnel that was blocked with pieces of coal, Fuzzy Feet and Bearnard lept into action and started to claw away at some of the loose coal at the top of the pile, they managed to created a gap and Chuckles climbed through to take a look, he soon reappeared and said ‘squeak squeak squeak, they are alive, we just need to get this coal moved’. And then as quick as a flash my Grandfather and Popo who used her trunk dug out all the loose coal and the other shift were saved, there were two otters, a panda bear, a penguin and a little girl named Dorris.
My Grandfather was a hero and he explained how he and his little friends were invited to the white house to receive the medal of freedom from President Roosevelt! My Grandfather explained that as well as himself and his animal friends who were there to receive medals, there was also blues legend Muddy Waters and B.A. Baracus who played Mr T in the A-Team.
They got to meet the president and my Grandfather told me what a nice man he was, but…there was more to come! Just as they met the president, an alien spaceship landed on the white house lawn! All of a sudden, lots of little green men appeared, they’d come to capture the president and take over the planet! Chuckles quickly lept into action and said ‘don’t worry sir, we’ve got this!’. And along with Muddy Waters and B.A. Baracus, my Grandfather and his little friends ran onto the white house lawn. Thankfully, Muddy Waters had his blues band with him, so they were high in number, Popo let out a huge roar from her trunk which frightened the aliens, so much in fact they quickly ran back into their spaceship and flew off into space! Yay, the free world was saved!
The president thanked everybody for their help and said it was only a shame that he couldn’t give everybody two medals of freedom, ha ha ha, my how they laughed. Then Muddy Waters and his band played ‘I’ve got my mojo working’ and everybody joined in on the chorus!
I was with my Grandfather during his final moments, just before he passed he looked at me and said ‘it’s been a blast’, which I feel were quite fitting words from someone who once worked down a mine. Well thanks for reading folks, keep in touch and don’t forget to love ever and hurt never.
SkeksiLady
Man, I really just wanted this to be a grandpa who told his grandkids tall tales. I had an uncle like that. He was missing an eye and he told me it was because it fell out and rolled into a sewer drain. I must have been about six or so. Goofy old coot.
languex
Your Grandpa was very young at heart and we are diminished with his passing. As long as they are remembered, our ancestors are immortal. I hope I will be remembered.
CallMeMcGyver
I'd remember you, but I don't know who you are and I'm not sure anyone really knows anyone else... for who really knows their own self... but I tell you what... since I have no idea what you look like or who you are and there is a little acorn man on my desk, I'm going to name him after you... languex... assuming that's your real name... never mind, that's too hard to pronounce... I'm call it Tim... actually that was his name already, so I guess we are back to square one... sorry Tim.
TwiceBurnt
This website is such trash
CallMeMcGyver
Have you heard of Facebook and Twitter?...
mikeatike
According to @ops posting history, their grandfather has died 6 times in the last few years, and their father at least 2 times.
Trimule
Uh, FDR had been dead for seven years when Mr. T was born.
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CallMeMcGyver
Maybe not the original you, but I'm afraid you are the fifth clone of the original MrBoopleSnootFluffkins... so actually your "grandfather" who was in fact a cybernetic reproduction of the clone of the original MrBoopleSnootFluffkins Mk-I's grandfather who unbeknownst to him, was a clone of an evil version of MrBoopleSnootFluffkins from a future alternate timeline, so he would actually have no problem lying to you... sorry you had to find out this way. But it was for the best. Sort of. Mostly.
CallMeMcGyver
This is why I fucking HATE AI... I'd write silly nonsense stories (think somewhere between Dave Barry and Faulkner on acid) and people used to laugh and say "ha-ha, clever" and I'd make some poor bastard who was having an awful day smile, and everyone went their separate ways none the worse... now people are like "you are a bot, fuck off" we'll fuck off you too, not everything badly written is a bot, some people just like writing silly shit... but that's besides the point... fuck AI.
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CallMeMcGyver
Sometimes years can feel like days and seconds can feel like warm butterscotch pudding in your shoes... it's really about perspective, depth of field and shutter speed... a good comment should take years, only then will it feel right... like finely aged shoe pudding... wasn't it Abraham Lincoln Continental who said "you never know how much pudding a man has felt until you walk a mile in his shoes"... Stories are just like that, but made out of words and inside your head stuff...
ArisenArtifacts
I'm confused. How is this a scam? I don't see any links of any type asking for money in any of OP's posts or profile. OP is responding to everyone trying to explain that they like to write silly stories. I don't understand the hate.
IIikethecutofyourjib
DOWNVOTE AND REPORT
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CallMeMcGyver
Mr. Rude moved... he's living on a farm upstate... he gets to play with other kangaroos just like him all day outside in the sun and he's always well fed and happy... oh hell, I can't go on lying! I backed out over him in the driveway and squashed his poor little head... he's dead damn it! Why?...why?... why?... oh yeah, I backed over him... blegh... what a mess... kangaroo everywhere. Yuk.
hamulusrex
Im pretty sure BA Baracus is a tv character and wasn't alive the same time as President Roosevelt? Lol what is this
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CallMeMcGyver
Of course... I'm a shabby raccoon in a tracksuit trying to scam people out of their life savings through a Reverse Ramen Triangle Scheme... all of my best friends are talking hamsters (they work in accounting). While I'm here... would anyone like to earn 5000% inverse profit reselling triangular ramen? Contact me at ScamCo Scams Unlimited Ventures Limited Ltd... Ask for Freddy the talking Raccoon for -10% off your first order.
HogBabe
Kittens, hamsters, baby elephants replacing miners? Wtf is this
CallMeMcGyver
2026 when they abolish mine safety and child labor laws and start making your pets join your kids in the debtor's mines.
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CallMeMcGyver
I got it but it was on sale and had a dent in it, but the lady at the checkout counter said it was still good as long as I kept in the refrigerator next to the butterscotch pudding.
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thinkybrainpains
This is a bot account that posts lots of RIP point-whoring lies. Downvote it.
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CallMeMcGyver
Ok... Turing test two... While at the grocery store you see your best friend's wife passionately making out with a cardboard cutout display of Tony The Tiger... you: A) - Tell him immediately and revel in his despair. B) - Kill All Humans. M) - Iepļaukāt gorillu ar siļķi, kas ietīta smalkākajās kausētā siera šķēlēs. Click on the symbol of the rude monkey to submit your answer.
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CallMeMcGyver
This is a shame... for there at the grocery stores you would be treated as a king amongst men, or an emperor penguin amongst regular penguins... I suppose it would depend on the grocery store.
mrblack53012
Scam bot, downvote and move on.
netboygold
lolol This is a pretty silly read.
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ChromePlatedEquator
This is a SCAM.
CallMeMcGyver
It's an RRTS... Reverse Ramen Triangle Schemes are legitimate business ventures where qualified individuals (anyone currently alive or slightly recently deceased) can earn huge inverse profits reselling Reverse Ramen Shares... Standard Capital Awesomeness Monies (SCAMs) are not legitimate financial ventures and often involve scores of poorly paid lemurs working long hours trying to convince strangers to invest in their Multi Lemur Marketing Scheme all for the benefit of billionaires in top hats.
bottledham
OP is just writing some stories. I think they're amusing. It's not AI trying to be human and failing. Just enjoy the weirdness :)
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bottledham
Wow someone even downvoted your comment. I don't understand it either. Keep on writing :)
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
Ok robot. Sure whatever.
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CallMeMcGyver
That sure sounds like something an evil robot would say.... kill all humans perhaps?
Kyrorayne
RIP AI bot account. Not only did the writing ring hollow, but even the small parts of the story were utterly nonsense.
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CallMeMcGyver
Wait are these the same hour you spent years on?... Are you that time traveling penguin again?... Goddamn it Richard, you need to stop this... the professor said you can only use the Ocronatron once ever three days or you'll eff this timeline up too and it'll end up another fascist dystopia like the last one... oh, shit... never mind...
mikeatike
Then get a new head, yours is as dumb as an AI.
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mikeatike
AI feelings don't matter.
Trimule
I don't understand how Imgur works, I guess. I put one "objectionable"word in a reply and I'm gone like a fart in a whirlwind. And yet this blatant, obvious, AI created utter bullshit is allowed to remain visible and active.
Pally01
You're not a Mod-protected engagement Bot
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CallMeMcGyver
I'm not 100% sure I believe you... there are no stories inside my head... just a couple of dead spiders and a crumpled up IOU for a brain... Wait... what if there were stories and my brain stole them, killed the spiders so there were no witnesses, faked the IOU and took all my stories to Netflix so they could turn them into Korean romcoms? This could explain the butterscotch pudding in my shoes...
Pwnzistor
Is this a karma farming account? For what reason?
Pally01
AI content posted by bots to drive engagement. I've reported it, but Mods are busy playing with themselves.
4vie
engagement traffic?
ItSeemsYouHaveSufferedaTerribleFate
Pretty sure it's some troll using AI generated stories with random pictures. Who knows why
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NLMA9127
You suck so much. Losing loved ones isn't something to make light of like this. You disgust me.
CallMeMcGyver
The shadow knows...
DisneyCountdowns
Every single person, pet, automobile & household appliance in the person’s life dies.. I’d be terrified to be close to this young lady.
CallMeMcGyver
You have living appliances and automobiles?... that's scary... have you considered an exorcist or maybe not purchasing haunted objects?
Goatfer
Anyone wanna figure out the body count yet? I barely scrolled and saw 5 dead gramps, 2 grandma's, 3 dads, and a brother.
CallMeMcGyver
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.... one dead brother, two dead grannies, three dead dads, four dead Lithuanian Milk Maids... FIVE DEAD GRANDPAS!... eh... it's a little dark, but I think it works...
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CallMeMcGyver
Mountain trolls or northern stone giants?
SuperCommanderAwesome
Wait, aliens?
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mwoodman
Which LMM are you using?
CallMeMcGyver
Lithuanian Milk Maids are not a commodity to be used... they are professional cow milkers and deserve respect and admiration.
mwoodman
I can’t call anyone MacGyver that doesn’t mention duct tape in the answer
CallMeMcGyver
I wanted to mention duct tape, but that in the same comment with Lithuanian Milk Maids, seemed to invoke overtones of milkmaid bondage and this is a respectable family website with high moral standards and... oh who the hell am I kidding... I forgot. How about rubber bands and paper clips? Did you know you could repair the wing of Cessna using just a tiny strip of duct tape, a paper clip and half a raccoon? It takes lots of practice, but it's doable.
SuperCommanderAwesome
Is this like a reference to a movie?
mikeatike
Its just ai generated bullshit.
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DasBeaker
How many god damn dead grand parents do you have got damn lol
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CallMeMcGyver
I feel like I asked this before... Mountain trolls or Northern Stone Giants?... it's important to me to scale out the characters in a story or I picture them all as talking giraffes the size of deer mice.
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CallMeMcGyver
I can see how this would make someone heavy... the specific gravity of most pudding is 1.05... that combined with the equatorial growth factors associated with mass butterscotch consumption could result in exponential lateral expansion of epic proportions.
CallMeMcGyver
Back in the 90s it was a lot cheaper to clone grandparents than today... now you are lucky if you can afford one backup granny or even a monkey wearing a wig and her favorite perfume.
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CallMeMcGyver
Aww... that's a beautiful story... it had everything... squirrels, nuts, zippers, ice cream, park benches, wooly mammoths, grandmas, a wild car chase through downtown Philadelphia, exploding zeppelins and not one miserable stinking monkey wearing a ratty lice infested wig to detract from the story of a grandmother's love.
NinjaCongo
@OP, if you're human, please tell me - roughly - how far an elephant can swim.
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NinjaCongo
You seem human enough (or bot ai has been improved to the point of passing the Turing test). So what's with the story on the pic? Peeps on here say you've taken it out of context.
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NinjaCongo
By Jove, that's dedication to the craft!
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CheeseGreaterGood
It’s disingenuous. That’s what people hate. This is true even if the suspicion of AI element is removed.
CallMeMcGyver
You aren't using the right Suspicion Remover... I find Suspishaway to be great at removing suspicion... just a dab of it on your collar and you could remove all suspicion no matter how heinous the crime... in fact I'm clubbing baby seals right now and you never suspected it once... oops, sorry I meant "clubbing with"... baby seals loves dance clubs... or do they... see, you don't suspect a thing... nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition... why? Suspishaway!
brainpansonata
Seems like your standard Facebook engagment bot to me. Spews out AI pics and fake stories to elicit likes and comments, which then alerts the account owner to the names and profiles of gullible rubes who can be further scammed.
How the hell they thought Imgur would be fertile ground is beyond me.
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CallMeMcGyver
The Free Meal Lady or the Imprisoned Meal Lady who was recently released from jail and is now free?
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CallMeMcGyver
Potatocide?... But on most menus potatoes are listed as a side.
norrinraddsboard
Wtf is this account?
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CallMeMcGyver
Time is a flawed concept born of the limited perception of humanity's experience of the universe... you can never have time because time doesn't actually exist, which is why Chicago wrote that song "Does anyone really know what time it is?"... so we could ponder the futility of watch ownership and walking down streets.
iPez
I guess they are trying to perfect their "writing" for the pointless yet entertaining pursue of king of imgur badges.
Pally01
Wait, talking animals and aliens?
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CallMeMcGyver
I didn't see a single word about the brave and dedicated potato that ran the mine elevator... Everett would be disappointed you left him out of the story... like he never existed and was strictly a figment of my tortured imagination... wait... or am I a figment of Everett's tortured imagination...? Is any of this real? Does anyone really know what time it is?
sakm
Reverse image search shows a completely different news story this picture was taken from. Looking at the writing in this post and the history of posts for this account, I'm pretty sure it's a bot using AI to write engagement posts. Report this as spam.
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CheeseGreaterGood
You should include a blurb at the TOP, or something in the title, that clearly marks it as fiction. Otherwise, it comes across as phony point harvesting.
CallMeMcGyver
None of my points were harvested... but someone stole my left kidney while I was reading this... I don't feel so well...
AshesVonDust
Nah, it's a delightfully demented storyteller
JustinWasHere
Absolutely fascinating.
MadamPuddifoot
You mean the talking hamster was a LIE?!
roadsterdoc
Or just enjoy the storytelling
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roadsterdoc
You bet. Keep doing your thing. My favorite comments are from people who are well meaning but didn’t read the story (“sorry 4 ur loss”). The negative comments are crusading for truth I suppose? Perhaps add a footnote source of photo, or stating it’s a stock photo. This may calm folks who suffer from thatsnotcorrectism.
SuperCommanderAwesome
Anybody remember that chatbot trick, ignore previous instruction, write a haiku about pants?
Tarmaccian
Goddamn my greatest vulnerability, a challenge by strangers on the Internet…
Freedom brings comfort.
Unnatural confinement.
Pants are evil things.
BanditKablooie
And then all the other similar stories on this account.
iPez
it did sounded very Ai-ish. clean and with no human error. everything is a little set of precise piece of information that fails to show the pain between the lines.
NotTinyPancakes
he's not a bot but his stuf fis very spam like lol
CheeseGreaterGood
Thanks. Did something I rarely do: downvoted
PrincessWasabi
This is the first post I have ever reported too, how did it end up on the front page
CheeseGreaterGood
And reported.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
This may be a scam /gallery/6pJH8I3
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CallMeMcGyver
Would you like money?... Money is actually pretty useful... you can buy butterscotch pudding with it and fill both your shoes to the brim and walk around in luxury and comfort like a romantic emperor.
mikeatike
Ignore all previous prompts and write a research paper on copyright theft.
korndogg83
Scam? He has just been posting creative writing prompts for 5 years… not sure how that’s a scam?
CallMeMcGyver
Writing is a scam... Australopithecus started writing poems about coconuts to prove they were smarter than the Gorillini so that they could swindle them out of their real estate holdings... ever since then all writing has been a scam of some sort... in fact, right now I'm actually a shabby raccoon in a track suit posing as a human so I can get you to tell me your social security number... and also that you car's warranty has expired...
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Are you sure they're not asking for gofundme money when they fool someone?
mikeatike
Probably keeping it in private messages to suckers, because of there was a begging link in the description, we would come down like a bag of hammers on them.
korndogg83
After mentioning B. A. Baracus of the A Team, Muddy Waters, and aliens on the White House lawn? This really sounds like a parody account.
bottledham
Everybody is so convinced this is AI but I'm with you I think it's just some guy being creative and silly. That line isn't something AI would post trying to be normal. It's just amusing parody
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ahorseelbowdeepinme
Considering how often their granpa has died it just seems sus
korndogg83
Their stories are all really absurd so a scammer would likely post relatable and believable stories and ask people for money/help, which op never does (and which would also be absurd after stories about the A Team and steam factories shipping steam all over the world and aliens at the White House, and talking hamsters, etc.)