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Mar 24, 2017 10:50 AM
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shitinator
So you want him to have a heart attack? because thats how people get heart attacks
stevenc537
Look out for that airborne diarrhea
Onestrangeguy
Evil
SugarTulips
endisforever
Is this Daytona? I've been on that.
notinmyhousehold
I mean this could have happened https://youtu.be/vnVQjjLYaMo
snowfork
All I can think about is the guy getting clipped in the head when he bends over to pick up the bolt. He's in the danger zone.
SeaBass88
Bolt* Poor kid though...
Dickbuckles
That's a serious safety violation of start the ride when a person is standing right there.
Sassmachine
I know it's not going to happen, but every time I watch I imagine his head getting taken off by the thing as it gets released.
stevenc537
Hey my brother that's some white people stuff
OkramTheBarbarian
The best, and, the meanest, post , ever
Merisiel
@PastaRou This is the other thing I was telling you about.
PastaRou
Holy shit that would be terrifying.
annabanana333
I was in line for the American Eagle @GreatAmerica and part of the line wraps under the actual ride- a bolt hit my head and I was like Nope.
ConorWatters365
????
Marinator5000
The guy is like
DasPenetrator
Ah man. This meme is gold. Why does everyone have to ruin it by using it when it doesn't even apply
ItzEdInYourBed
Sauce?
Someonemiccat
https://youtu.be/TneTkj7pChw
lostulsterman
TheRealDurdan
Extra mean if done in Australia because some people have recently died on that
Romale
from bolt falling out or from fear?
TheRealDurdan
Shotty mechanics, yeah.
Wellfuckmesideways
I'm uncomfortable with his disregard for close proximity to a large, fast moving piece of machinery.
HoundDogSaw
Agreed, playing pretty loose with the safety rules here
skidabernackle
I worked at a water park and used to tell kids to keep their arms in or they wouldn't clear the jump, just as I pushed them down a slide.
Dogalicious
I remember as kids there'd be scuttlebut about 'kids who put razors in the water slide' there was genuine fear of getting filleted...
snowfork
That actually happened on monkey bars and playground slides in several places.
Dogalicious
Everything has happened everywhere at somepoint though in fairness.
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
You ... you magnificent bastard.
lokikismit
I went sky diving and the guy asked me if I was scared, I told him I was, and he got disappointed. He said he liked scaring "tough guys"
Dogalicious
You should have said "Well at least one of us is satisfied because I enjoy dissapointing dumb cunts"
byohzzrd
byohzzrd
https://youtu.be/Og_-il-NSKg
xWonko
any context for this?
byohzzrd
And just cuz I googled more like that.
ISometimesMissspellstuff
In case you wanna see the rest https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EY0s7fYPr0s
webberjo
Source: https://youtu.be/TneTkj7pChw
Vulkancryo
Thank you
DVeagle74
The sound is the best part!
webberjo
HA-HAAAAAA!
MarleafChef
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THE SCREW FELL OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu...
MarleafChef
...t"
nileriver117
Him on the way up, probably :
MrKrUsHeR
Beer run...classic
Chrizzlephaa
Raistline
This makes me think of things much less wholesome than a theme park ride.
BiteMyShinyMetalTopComment
So mean but so funny
snowy129
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/jZ2J5Yv.gif
KtownBCguy
Said "A bolt just fell off" to my brother on the ride at Las Vegas Stratosphere. The two guys in front of us FREAKED. Apologised profusely
HeinrichHiTheSSGuy
I am 100% sure you can get sued for that
carlofonovs
Which is ridiculous.
reverendbonobo
You can get sued for anything. I can sue you for that comment. But, like that bolt prank, it would get laughed right the fuck out of court.
AquaCrusher
Not every court, the craziest shit gets through...
usernamepolice
Oh i misread ur comment. U are correct, u can indeed sue for anything. U just wont win (like u said). My bad
usernamepolice
No u cant. Frivolous lawsuits dont really happen. Mcdonalds spent a lot of money on campaigns to make u believe that
JTX83
no, no you cant.
usernamepolice
Exactly. Thank you
theAyinOK
For doing what?
sbrtueygtphd
emotional distress
FancyGiraffes
I'm literally shaking
Ashilino
Fuckin america...
Klueee
Suing people for the slightest thing has literally become a part of American culture, and it's fucking depressing.
usernamepolice
No it hasnt. It was a smear campaign to save face for mcdonalds
TimbiquiDarkThirty
Shit happens when you can no longer duel with flintlock pistols
friggenjeebus
That would be a bolt
Agandau
From the blue?
BONERHAVER
you're right, now its funny
KentuckyKlondikeBar
Actually I think that's a pin, because there is no threading.
OverSpiced
PenisOfDeath
FlynyrdSkynyrd
Not necessarily. A bolt joins two unthreaded parts and uses a nut. If the part being joined is already threaded then it's a screw.
AttackPenguin666
As someone that is doing Mechanical engineering...it's a no from me
FlynyrdSkynyrd
As someone else that is doing mechanical engineering, do a Google Search.
AttackPenguin666
I just did to confirm. A bolt is a fastener that takes a nut and has a head for a wrench; meanwhile a screw does not.
Trecares
Actually no. Bolts go into nuts or threaded holes.
FlynyrdSkynyrd
https://www.google.com/search?q=bolt+vs+screw&oq=bol&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j0j69i57j0.1396j0j4&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&
lucillethelooseseal
Always bring spare bolts to a theme park so you can pull them out on lift hills and loudly announce "Do you think this is important?"
GolFoehammer
As someone who has done just that, do NOT get caught, otherwise you play 20 questions with park security and local law enforcement.
lucillethelooseseal
I wouldn't have the guts to do it. As fun as it would be, I wouldn't want to risk getting caught.
GolFoehammer
in retrospect, it was a stupid stupid idea. They tend to take inciting a panic rather seriously.
Mediocre00Rebel
Really could only play it on a friend or relative.
lucillethelooseseal
As they should...
GolFoehammer
I agree completely
reverendbonobo
Keep some severed body parts around, so you can ask "Now who didn't keep their head and arms inside the ride at all times?"
Falos
I usually carry around severed body parts anyway.
ItsAmaliaB
Actually, never do this. My brother is a ride-op, and this is probably the last thing he, or I, for that matter would want you to do
ItsAmaliaB
as he, and the other workers, need to call security in to report you for distressing other guests. (Yes, it is a park policy) 2/3
ItsAmaliaB
(They have those "no loose articles permitted" signs for a reason, ya know.) 3/3
reverendbonobo
I'm pretty sure that having a severed head in my possession would be a bigger problem than "distressing the guests."
DunnoWhatToPutHereOrHowToSpellit
Where the fuck is the rest of this?! How dare you not include the ending! Bow your head in shame!
WhoDoesntLikeTacos
They ded. The end.
markfebruary
They yell "Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!" and disappear far off in the sky with a glint of light.
DogGirlinCatWorld
There's an ending? I always thought this was it o.o
KeeleonOhms
Some say theyre still being slungshot to this day.
selftaughtgenius
"Slungshot". XD
tstonedup
It's "slangshat"
KylesCousinKyle
He's about to get a golden shower from above after pulling that stunt
IAmYourGodNow
Maybe that's his fetish.
SqueakyCleanButthole
I thought this was for real
AntemOfPhopera
Yeah, that guy, kinda, looked like R Kelly. But then they all look like R Kelly hahahahaha
degenerator
His hijinks should earn him some kind of reward.
BrontTheGoodBoy
That sounds much more magical than it is.
SlabGizor117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJLxl71g5tQ
TwedsyT
As opposed to a golden shower from below?
UseTheSource
much harder to perform, but not impossible. The side is a decent compromise.
DeathBeUponYou
sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TneTkj7pChw
Jasflo7
Or some chocolate rain
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Better pull away from the mic to breathe.
Bluedrift
Some stay dry, while others feel the pain
battlestargingerpubes
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/30/I_move_away_from_the_mic_to_breathe_in.jpg
psychologicaltrap
♪ Chocolate Rain
Bluedrift
A baby born will die before the sin
16ajans
♪ Chocolate Rain
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
Is it because he's black?
techfreak243
because shit is brown
Bassaker
hey hey, no need for racial slurs, friend.
techfreak243
When you shit it's mainly brown. Add in diarrhea and your in a chocolate rain
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
Not mine.
IllegalDuckling
Mine's ultra violet.
IsNice
shuttlecockinakumquat
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HickoryDickoryDoc
A RP and a comment?! You mf point whore
HurtinAlbertan
Lift off
Mintytwang
This is a thing of beauty
TheEmZ
mattsamp
xScubaxStevex
Damn son this version is perfect
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
This one is much better.
MexImgurian
you're da real MVP!
basball6969
Bye bye!
Kkenn
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ShackledMason
Classic double dip.
ImmaculateDegenerate
Sabenar
Well he made it through anger and denial
ThinkOfSomethingCleverOhFuckShitDamn
I love how the Username on your comment is (OP) IsNice Is Very Nice!
IsNice
Haha, cheers. Too bad I can't ThinkOfSomethingCleverOhFuckShitDamn. Well, enjoy your free internet point.
lmons
Thank
switters810
This is the top comment every time that gif is posted.
MisterNesbitt
DemSumBigAssRidges
At first, I wasn't gonna upvote, but literally said, "I wish I had the frame by frame"
NPCommentator
dropkickprime
The many stages of oh shit...1. What? 2. The? 3. FUCK? 4. no 5. No 6. NO. 7.D{OGKSDPKGS
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IsNice
:D
moonXbeam
made me lol
fuz54
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MrSmilingDeath
"Put it all in you post..."
T3HB1GC4T
Why not make this part of the post?
KimfromNorway
seinfeld/doubbeldipp.gif
StoicJ
It's called Double Dipping. 2 years ago you would have your entire profile downvoted for it. These days it's celebrated
ThatShiftyMonkey
no one really cared two years ago either.
ashmenon
For that sweet sweet double dipping, young one.
PoppinLochNessHopster
What difference does it make?
StoicJ
No one likes a point whore
IsNice
more fake internet points
KeeleonOhms
Im so proud of people who are honest about themselves.
YacoXocaY
Here, let me help you
IsNice
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Worth it.
Arrowpuppet
I want some!
IsNice
Enjoy the +1.
amyrose
At least you're honest
Redwolf2495
+1 for honesty.
IsNice
+1 for everyone. Enjoy!
ilikebadpunsandpolitics
Username checks out!
skeletundra
at least he admits it. don't do that next time. not all of us are nice c:
IsNice
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jakabob101
You smooth taking bastard. Take the goddamn point
CrystalMethamphetameme
Clever
QueenNefertiti
Double dipping in style!
IsNice
And here's an upvote for you, +1.
Vaanhalen
Honestly it's funny enough I'll give you a pass
IsNice
Cheers bro.
DontBeSheep
I was coming to call you out haha, I live honesty
IsNice
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DontBeSheep
Love*
IsNice
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KhajiitHasDoneNothing
Fucking double dipper. Well at least you confess.
IsNice
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BeExcellent
IsNice
Dammit, wish I could give you more than a point for that.
BeExcellent
I don't deserve it. I liberated the gif
Squanto229
IsNice
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CocaineAndSelfPleasure
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IsNice
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IsNice
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theAyinOK
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IsNice
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screamingyetii
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IsNice
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DrumDealer
IsNice
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Ant4N
IsNice
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Grevling89
Thanks in advance
IsNice
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CommentsWithGandalf
BobtheMongoose
IsNice
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UsernameNotTaken2
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IsNice
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lamiae
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IsNice
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TheLlamaPotato
Jakester4316
IsNice
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pixarpizza
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pudgychicken
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IsNice
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DoctorSuess
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IsNice
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midnightman163
IsNice
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IncognitoCactus42
Hi
IsNice
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madguy50
Hello, yes, I identify as a Loch Ness Monster.
IsNice
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Vaanhalen
IsNice
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TerraformTrent
What's your opinion on this knife wearing a jacket that I drew?
aceebro
You triple dipping bastard. +1
IsNice
And here's your upvote, kind sir. +1
Sciddian
Im here for 2 things; To comment on this post, and to receive fake internet points. And i just finished my comment.
IsNice
Well then, I am here for 2 reasons; to reply to your comment, and to give you fake internet points. And I just finished my reply.
mareli82
yes ?
IsNice
Enjoy n.n
SloppyJimbo
No
IsNice
Yes.
usernamepolice
U get some anyway. Deal with it
bunnyrut
when going on a roller coaster have some screws. hand them to the person in front and tell them they fell off their seat.
IsNice
Haha, pure evil +1
SonOfIris
Sometimes the abyss stares back
IsNice
+1
IncognitoCactus42
IsNice
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Dorsk84
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IsNice
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IsNice
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UpvoteGenerator
Dot
IsNice
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klinch3R
this doesnt work.
IsNice
Yeah it does. Here's your +1.
ICareAboutYou
Well at least you're honest
IsNice
Thanks for the feedback TeslaModel404, enjoy the upvote.