Not quite The Red Sea.

Jun 8, 2022 10:22 PM

dickwitfo

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Or just walk in a puddle, you have shoes on. I can't imagine being this wasteful for no gains, but I am broke so there's that.

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Moses has returned

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Jose and the Parting of the Oily Puddle.

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its a me walkie brand lolol

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I’m surprised they haven’t used that in an infomercial

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The old Moses manoeuvre

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What climate crisis?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now I'm curious what it would take to do that with the ocean.

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I own a pair of rubber boots for these situations

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Lol this is pretty good

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Makita Moses Maker

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Blowses

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Not quite Moses either

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moses makita

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Noice

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I got that same Makita, it will blow gravel 25ft.

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Yeezus?

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Navies hate him

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Let my people go … pee

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Dad level #1000

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*that scene from Bruce Almighty when he parts his soup*

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Can I get a spooooo*choking*onn, nevermind, I found one.

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Dads everywhere like

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My socks and sandals can stay dry now without using garbage bags.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Needs more K-Swiss

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can confirm

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I'm conflicted I am a dad but this always would have been super cool to me

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My first purchase for like garden stuff was a good leaf blower

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shiiiiiiit I just bought myself one of these and the power... it's CORRUPTING!!

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Blowses

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v

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Wow, 120p video quality AND only 2fps! 2022 is amazing.

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I can't fucking wait for 24p and a jpeg every 4 minutes. I WANNA HEAR THE DIAL UP

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He's the anti-BabyFarkMcGeeZax

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Was literally watching this scene as I read your comment. Amazing timing.

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You know whats funny? The video track has actually 59.95 fps and Audio. Like somebody wanted the worst of 2002 with the features of 2022.

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