I am currently invested in the market. I still think this rally is bullshit...

May 8, 2020 1:16 PM

Jinxis

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As wallstreet posts "best week" and "best month" headlines while main street is getting absolutely rolled, this just goes to show that the majority of federal action is still primarily to "save the market" and ensure that private money will get the best prices and disgusting returns while continuing to limit the investment capacity of the average person.

When you can post record breaking unemployment and the market rallies at the same time, something is horribly broken.

As a result, we are probably going to experience some of the worst inflation we have seen in a long time by printing the most amount of debt America has ever had that no one will be able to repay. All to save investors. I can't decide if this is horribly funny or just sad. Either way, I can't wait to pay $5 for a loaf of bread.

In before FoRwArdLoOkInG

Buy bitcoin.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See the job loss was expected so no one cares

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I mean ita already pretty damn close to $5 for bread.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Paul Krugman was on Bloomberg P&L and talked about why the stock market is rallying, like actually why and not emotional. I highly recommend

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The emotional drive of it makes me think it’s going to tank at some point in the next few months. The second wave or jobs not bouncing back.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We've been postponing a major recession/depression for a long time. It's going to catch up to us sooner or later.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best quote I heard is that the Stock Market is social distancing from reality

6 years ago | Likes 464 Dislikes 3

And here’s what really is going to one up it; all the stimulus/emergency money, guess who’s going to pay for it down the road?Yep, you and i

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think it's been doing that for a while. Every once in a while someone notices, like when WeWork tried to go public

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Lol that's pretty accurate it seems.

6 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

The stock market is a graph of rich people’s feelings.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That’s new? I thought started to happen in the 70’s with Champaign breakfasts to help start the day

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Eh. Part of the "rally" is the market equalizing after overselling. The other part is unfounded optimism.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's why we're just about halfway between the recent lows and highs.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This. It’s the savers who actually pay through inflation. Sucks but if you don’t want to get burned invest in a low cost index tracker...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And ride out the storm. And if you have zero savings then, with no jest. Good luck.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Dead Cat Bounce"

6 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 2

More of an explosive launchoff than a bounce.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also a funny comedy act!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's my favorite song from the cowboy bebop ost!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But, is Schrodinger's cat really dead or alive? Should we open the box?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last time someone mentioned a dead cat bounce was the 2018 December selloff. Their prediction did not happen.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That was a (mostly) human panic selling. This time, tens of millions globally are out of a job and GDP will be 10-20% lower.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Not sure you can call it that in this time span. Market has been pushing up since the last week of March. Bull trap at this point.

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm 90% liquid cash right now, not touching this market with a 10 foot pole.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bond market for that sweet sweet 0.2% rate

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I liquidated half of my mutual fund to buy back in. Been hit or miss across the board for me.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL a new phrase.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Note that it's not being used in correct context here. It really means a short upturn following an extended slide, followed by another slide

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I looked it up. You're right, it doesn't fit here, but I still thought it was an interesting new thing to learn.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They lower int. rates to help companies borrow money to stay afloat. I think people forget that mainstreet's retirement is in there too.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

record breaking employment?

6 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

To be fair, it could be at a record-breaking low.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol oops. Fixed. XD

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Record breaking employment of the Uns

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Was better when we had employment of the League of Nations.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you referring to QE ? For what I understood, debt is bought to allow the interest to be low so that loans remain affordable.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Your understanding is correct

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not so much a rally as the initial panic wearing off.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I hope that November doesn't see an even larger wave of infection, but I think the next few years will be difficult.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I dont know is a really important tag. Understanding the financial system and economics is mind boggling complex. Far to much to unpack here

6 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

I'm with you

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Big investors are trying to get fire insurance on a house that’s burning down. Won’t say it’s on fire until they do.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, trying to sell the house to a sucker in the meantime

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

literally EVERYONES pensions are tied into the stockmarket, including Old Age Security or whatever the US calls it. if they didnt bail out1/

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

2/wallstreet, then every old person in america would immediately lose 100% of their income. Its an Abhorrent system and it shouldnt exist

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

im talking about the way the pension system is setup, not the stockmarket..and shouldnt exist "as is" not that it shouldnt exist at all

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Social security can only invest in special US bonds. They have no private exposure.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best part is that after you pay for your groceries, you can use the wheelbarrow you brought the cash in to carry your food home.

6 years ago | Likes 718 Dislikes 5

This is going to be way, way worse than it has to be because of who we have decided to be as a nation

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The old joke is, guy brings wheelbarrow full of money to buy a hammer. Goes back to check on it, money's there, wheelbarrow is gone

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, for healthy inflation, it means you can pay your debts easier. But not for really bad inflation.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just wait until the wheelbarrow IS the cash for the bread

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Legitimate issue in Venusuala from what I remember hearing

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Money is not moving. They print it, big banks hold it and, with any luck, deflation gives them even more spending power.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine if the student loans dont adjust to inflation

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do you need a wheelbarrow for a single load of bread?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The real question is why aren't you better at math!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The implication was that a whole wheelbarrow of cash would only buy a single loaf of bread, and you wouldn't need it to carry food home.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes but you see this was a...... Never mind I get it thank you.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Were you saying that one wheelbarrow of cash wouldn't be enough?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wheelbarrow is for the cash, I only went for a single bottle of milk, the 2nd wheelbarrow of cash arrives in a bit.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Look at the big spender over here!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, post war Germany. It offers so many ways to look back and say "let's fucking avoid that".

6 years ago | Likes 219 Dislikes 0

Yes, let's avoid having land devastated and also having huge debt in nominated in hard or foreign currency. Those are necessary conditions.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That history is a optional class in many systems astounds me: surely knowing what is gonna happen next is pretty key to life?

6 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

'Elect an egotistical man with an outlandish hair style and you probably get something like fascism'

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When an Economy gets that bad, what can be done to fix it? Ya know, without getting all dictator-y, rampaging war, and screwing the lil guy

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A general strike would go a long ways.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me trying to avoid reading the asinine comments on this one.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can't really see the pain in his face until you open the full image, btw is that Tom Holland?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This decoupling is necessary - as soon as wall street stops getting money, we hit a (probably major) recession, and that needs to come 1/

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Depression*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That bailout should have gone straight to the consumer. They would have spent it, not hoard it, like those that actually got the bailout

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Speak for yourself, my bailout went into my retirement and paid some debt off

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Talking about corporate bailouts not stimulus checks.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many billions did you receive in bailout? Btw, your cr card debt is deferred PMT on consumables.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Then you shouldn’t have gotten it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was talking about the $1200 stimulus. I guess not technically a bailout

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When we're ready, not now - think of it like flattening the infectivity curve for cov19

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Thank you

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What indicators identify that we are ready for it, just curious?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's hard to say - I'm not an economist - but probably a more normal fiscal climate, such that our established mitigation strats can be 1/

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Applied in a predictable way - I'd probably keep a close eye on unemployment levels, tbh

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As they drop back to normal, the hope is that the stock market recovers naturally, but if it doesn't, that's probably when the drop'll occur

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is the equivalent of an overcrowded ICU in your analogy?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Inability of viable firms to secure capitol or credit and dying unnecessarily.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stock market has been increasingly devoriced from any rational valuation measure since 2008 (at least). It's just incredibly obvious now.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Rigged AF. I was studying the forex market 2 months ago thinking its time to invest then the pandemic happened. The numbers dont add up.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So are you keeping your money in or taking it out

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As someone with 25-30 years until retirement, I’ll leave it in. If interest rates ever go up, I’ll consider putting it in CDs.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Stay in, buy index trackers or blue chip dividend paying stock with a strong balence sheet who will weather the storm at discount

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have sold some positions, but there are solid dividend payers that I will be keeping; green energy, utilities, communications

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's because it's all doofus has got these days

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

Trump has prioritized the economy over American lives. Billionaires are gonna billionaire

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Now get these peasants back to work already. My house servants need their hair done.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

'The markets' are driven by computer based trading. if stock & bonds=unpaid debt, money has been imaginary for a long, long time

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

In the USA, since '76 with the removal of the gold standard. Since then value seems to be based completely on Confidence & relative GDP #'s

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Insert cheeky Fiat car .gif

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, I am by no means an expert, so if there's anything you could add I'm happy to check it out :D

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lately GDP has been out of the equation. With low money velocity GDP tanks. Right now USD on balance sheets is pouring into financial assets

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

computer based trading is a bit misleading, since a lot of people mentally translate that to "not tied to fundamentals somehow"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well to be fair stocks frequently disconnect from fundamentals. Too many piling into the same space creating absurd multiples. See SHOP

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure but thats not necessarily computer derived. traders being irrational/trading on momentum etc happened before, it's just easier now

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 in 5 people are unemployed, Dow is up 300 points. It’s all bull and the people are beginning to figure it out.

6 years ago | Likes 234 Dislikes 6

People wont figure it out until the big investors are positioned to profit off a crash. That’s what has been going on.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dow isn't inflation adjusted.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The best explaination I have heard is that the socks market is there expectation if how much wealth the rich can extract.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

With all this surplus labor, they expect to extract a great deal

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Adam Ruins Everything did an episode on it about the stocks and unemployment rates. DOW shows top 30 good companies. Drop and it's kicked.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

cant find it on episode guide, could you tell me the season and episode please ? ths

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Season 3 episode 11. Adam Ruins the Economy. Starts with why we can't have free tax filing, ends with manufacturing jobs are dead.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe if you look at one day but it is down considerably from the ytd high

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It just seems to be waving like the tide, really

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For sure. There is no real rationality in the market

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

300 points doesn’t mean a whole lot

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stocks are more emotionally driven than logically driven. Thats why tesla is worth what it is despite not posting profits until recently

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

only to an extent. The market can stay irrational for awhile, but not forever. and while tesla is overpriced, not posting profits is 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not inherently problematic on it's own, since stock prices are supposed to account for future earnings as well

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also sorry, don't want to be that guy but we're at 14.7% so 3 in 20. Rounding stats like that has always felt misleading to me. 14.7% is

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Super alarming considering we doubled in such a short span. 2008 peaked at around 11% and 14.7% is the highest for decades

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Stocks are anticipated future earnings. Investors think it will get better soon, not that it's good now.

6 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 2

That’s a cute sales pitch designed to do one thing: get some sucker to hold the bag.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Investors know that many companies are re-envisioning their biz w/ far fewer employees. Meaning huge savings which means bigger profits.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait until wave 2!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gambling. It’s legal gambling.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Only in the sense that predicting future outcomes is "gambling"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn’t that the definition of gambling? If you put money on a team, you’re predicting that outcome.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It depends. If I predict that when I press the spacebaritwillfuckthisistheworsttiming.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They think they are getting another bailout

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Lets not act like it's just shitty Trump giving our money away. Obama bailed these scumbags with our money too! We need a revolution!

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 11

Obama was a bad president but that bailout didn't happen under him :p

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Uh, no, he didn't. Or are you going to blame TARP, which was passed in October 2008, on Obama?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Obama wasn't in office yet for the bank bailout in 2008. Care to try again?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Buy Bitcoin

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If you took this advice when it was posted you are doing very well by now

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're wasting your time. Imgur is permabear on bitcoin and downvotes anything btc related. Sucks for them. The gains are real.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doubled since the stock market crash smh

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's really not that complicated. Unemployment figures report the past, the stock market speculates on the future. These figures were 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

expected the instant the gov announced they would be requiring the majority of companies to close due to the virus, and so the market had2/3

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

corrected for it in Febuary and March.3/3

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s a sales pitch to get people to keep markets up and buy crap while the large players position themselves to profit off a crash.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it crashs again like it did in feb then the stock market will be the least of your worries.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do I have to be worried about?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unpopular opinion. Yes. Rich people are in The Stock Market. But the Majority are Working People with private retirement plans.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

100%. People don't understand the market. They say teachers are underpaid, but don't care if their pension goes to $0.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Ppl can't tell the difference between owners and executives

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For sure, and no one is saying people pensions should die. But this V sling shot mostly only benefits traders. Volume has been quite low.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"All to save investors" = Those investors include pension managers. "Save the market" = The market holds middle class retirement.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hoping for a a slow recovery so I can invest at reasonable prices with dollar cost averaging

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But this is betting on recession, which sucks.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We are not going to experience "the worst inflation we've ever seen". Please go read some basic economics primers, there are plenty.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The money isn't being spent. The CPI doesn't move over money going into stocks.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The suggested 2k/month stimulus WOULD cause some % inflation, but that isn't a bad thing, we could stand to have a bit more inflation-

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Insofar as it would only be replacing temporarily lost pre-existing spending it probably wouldn't cause any inflation over the short term.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Which is part of the problem. Inflation used to be a way to reduce the real cost of debt. Now it's not.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So all the money the gov's are splashing carries interest, the more splashed the more interest. the more interest the more debt...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sooner or later, that becomes unsustainable. When, I don't think anyone knows, but at some point.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, no, first of all the Fed isn't "the government", and second, the Fed tends to make a return on liquidity loans

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0