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Sep 25, 2018 8:28 PM
IFartMoreThanHim
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YourFriendlyNeighborhoodJackass
First cum, first serve bitches
grovberg
Buy you guys are really getting a lot of mileage out of this one entitled person.
AmArschdieRaeuber
I agree that she is wrong, but why exactly are we giving her that much attention?
RedNumber9
The real tragedy here is the fix. Magenta over canary yellow? Paintbrush? What did they use, mark up on their iPhone? Good Lord.
ciduarte
If you can’t laugh to that image and get offend to the point that you have to “fix it” you need to sit down and think about who damage you
Cougar92
Her problem would be solved easier if she got there earlier.
Sionas
Nope you get to suffer with everyone else.
Evergrey
Other people do not owe you because you regret your own decisions.
intashu
If your a mom... And can afford coffee shop coffee, your doing fine.. Wait in line or make it at home.
awesomesassypants
I find the butt hurt reactions to this photo hilarious. It's a joke, it's not a real demand. Like I said reactions = hilarious.
ArmedWithANapkin
I really hate that smug "just sayin'!" Look on her face too
PedophilesAreNotEvenHuman
Makes me think of the expression of a low functioning autist trying and failing not to shit himself.
Maelstrom88
Why is everyone on the "criticize this woman" bandwagon? Read the entire fucking thing. You can see she is against it too.
jmulderr
As someone who definitely does not want to be around a stranger's screaming children before my first coffee, this fixes nothing.
Nugz727
Bitch please...its just a joke
AlysonWonderland7
Fuck anyone that thinks they’re better than anyone else.
LuciusNeedful
I think I am better than Hitler. Your move!
stinkytarantula
I'm a mom and agree with waiting in line. People are fucking starving to death. Your Gucci cup can wait.
CletusJonesJr
Why is everybody losing their mind over this dumb shit?
Lifk
Because its dumb shit. And also because people are prompt to deal some "justice". I will say she choose what is happening.
CuttleFishOfCthulu
It was just a joke meme.
APairofDocks
That's disgusting! I have a Mom and nobody ever came inside her.
engine76
I think a bunch of priests/rabbis/clergymen may be looking for you... run!!
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Having a child is your choice. No special treatment, no extra help, choices have consequences. Deal with them.
engine76
You must be fun at parties...
MachoMadnessComingAtYa
Man this is why I gotta find a girl who doesn't want kids... So far, unsuccessful
shepardcommander07
We exist lol
MachoMadnessComingAtYa
DarkEvilSoul
Technically I want kids, just the kind that have 4 paws and unconditional love.
TheOtherBojackHorseman
Where are these well rested 22 year olds of which you speak?
LuciusNeedful
Right? When I was 22, I was a full time student, with a full time job, and two part time jobs. 10 hours of sleep? HA!
ElbowDeepInASnake
I dunno my average is probably 5.5 hrs with a variance of 1 hr
Dranton12
I don’t remember sleeping 10 hours ever when I was 22. I was working 3 jobs. I was happy to manage 7.
creatineisasteriod
Seriously! who the fuck is she, spoiled sorority brat.
MeridaIsMySpiritAnimal
Right?! I'm 26 & commute an hr for grad school full time while working 2 part time jobs. My ass does not sleep even close to 10 hrs a night
emkev
I worked awake overnights and went to college full time when I was 22. Fuckin sucked.
pwnz805
Was literally just thinking this like yeah at 22 I was busting my ass daily. Literally no days off plus full time school.
Usernamedies
I really feel like this chick was joking about how parents get no sleep then a bunch of people took offense and it blew way out of 1\
Usernamedies
Proportion. In the process make people with kids seem like theybare entitled assholes. I havr kids and also have never met anyone else 2\
Usernamedies
Who have kids that feel this way. I'm to busy raining a tiny human to feel entitled in any way if the line is long i wait or if I can't 3\
Usernamedies
Due to the kids I leave and go somewhere else. I can't wait till the day people don't get so offended over jokes & make it into a huge deal
MeridaIsMySpiritAnimal
I mean, yah she's joking. She's still putting down an entire age of people who are mostly very overworked by adding to the shitty stereotype
MeridaIsMySpiritAnimal
that 20 something's are ungrateful & lazy & therefore shouldn't have their opinions valued by anyone older. Decently worthy of criticism.
AnnieBahde
Yup. No way this was a genuine proposal and not a stupid joke posted to get likes from her followers which are likely other moms.
swearingmom
ShamalamaDingDing
People at the store or other places r nice to my wife when she is struggling with our toddler. It’s nice but I wouldn’t say she deserves (1)
ShamalamaDingDing
extra niceness or extra help just cuz she is a mom. (2)
failedtodelete
I'd slightly disagree. It's a social game, we're all playing it. Unless you're going to be a dick, a mum and kids deserves a bit more help
failedtodelete
just because they're ever so slightly more in need of it than other people might be.
MeridaIsMySpiritAnimal
Agreed & it doesn't say "if you're a mom WITH a child with you" just a mom in general. If you're kids not with you, you get treated the
MeridaIsMySpiritAnimal
same as everyone else. I get special consideration if you're dealing with children at the time (not demanding it tho), but not just existing
swagswagvinegarfag
I'm just going to say what everyones thinking... that women's a bit of a tool...
stinkytarantula
Is she a blog personality or something?
BarryAllensSole
Ya I was wondering about that. I haven't seen anything about her or comments on the "aftermath" or anything like that at all.
CuttleFishOfCthulu
It was just a joke. Of course the kind of people who say "why cant you take a joke??" are the ones that are so butt hurt over a silly meme.
MeridaIsMySpiritAnimal
I mean, it's still putting down anyone who is young &/or not a mother. I know many 22 yr olds that are overworked as hell & living on coffee
CuttleFishOfCthulu
How many snarky memes do we see all the time? How about the 911 ones that get so many upvotes and "lols"? Its a dumb one, sure. >
CuttleFishOfCthulu
< But, its also harmless and not to be taken seriously. Put a guy im there saying something similar and Imgur would love it.
FightingTree
How does she jump to the conclusion that 20 year olds get 10 hours of sleep a night? I work/go to school and today im running on 45 minutes.
ClayBones548
She's probably always had things easy and just assumes everyone else does too.
NoisyPulsar
Because she's a cunt
MeridaIsMySpiritAnimal
Right?! I'm 26 & commute an hr for grad school full time while working 2 part time jobs. My ass does not sleep even close to 10 hrs a night
MeridaIsMySpiritAnimal
Plus, she does't say only 22 yr olds should defer to her, she says moms should get to skip the whole line...so teenagers to elderly should
MeridaIsMySpiritAnimal
just bow to the existence of her motherhood & give her special treatment. She doesn't even look much over 22. I'm a bartender & I'd card her
dottedglass
She probably got pregnant at 18.
chromofoam
I would stop doing that soon. Someone who is chronically sleep deprived has the same reaction time as someone who is drunk. Don’t drive.
creatineisasteriod
I got bad chest pains running on that kind of sleep try 5-6 hours min., if you can manage that but if not stay away from energy drinks fr.
FightingTree
I normally get more and I was responsible today and took the bus!
chromofoam
If you have audible check out Why We Sleep by Matthew Walker - fascinating book and made me re evaluate my sleep habits!!
uhOhValetarton
Man these 1st world problems are getting out of hand
EmCeeMiNacion
“Seriously Kaitlin? That’s where you draw the line?”
ScrollThum13
Out of line even
degenerator
Wait, is complaining about 1st-world problems getting out of hand a 1st-world problem?
LuciusNeedful
#FWP
candiedhotdogs
These problems are getting worse all the time.
DukeDarkwood
First world, FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwvlbJ0h35A
homoneurotic
I thought that too :)
TheNarwhalicornsDick
Hehe out of hand and into uterus
awesomespeler
1st world problems would make an excellent boat name
LiberalViking
I will steal this name... but I just put huge letters on the puddle jumper...
CantStopTheNipple
Doing this; will update.
ILostIt
I feel kinda bad for people who post pics like this to social media. clearly they don't have much going on in their lives to do this stuff.
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
...He said posting a reaction to a post the OOP who will never see. Ironically just shitting in the wind himself.
BrutalApathy
Everybody sucks
HammerParty13
Especially those who downvoted this comment
TairaMai
You don't really know why / But you want to justify / Rippin' someone's head off
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BeeeardedMan
He’s so right about every fucking thing.
TheShusher
Username checks out?
SeamusMCMXCVI
Fuck the whole world
waitdoyounot
Actually if they sucked they wouldn’t be moms
dwilson0725
Did not dissapoint
FuManLu
and some swallow :)
ToastDNA
If she had done that instead she wouldn't be a mom.
koops
whiteanon
That can't be true if they became moms...
itotallyagreewithwhatyousaid
But.. you are everybody
BrutalApathy
Yup, and I suck
ruralLingrist
Good, gotta suck to blow yourself up somewhere. Can’t keep sucking.
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
#metoo
PokoOnoandtheJamJams
Username confirmed
DontWannaCloseMyEyesCauseIMissYouBabyAndIDontWannaMissAThang
"Report everyone on this team... including myself."
Higge
I just asume anybody who uses "honey" that way is an utter cunt.
TedTheMan
Oh honey, you are a little too sensitive...
aBastardNoLonger
Seems like a safe assumption
Whiteoak789
Also I haven't slept 10 hours since high school and I have no kids. Just work a lot.
MeridaIsMySpiritAnimal
I only use it in response to someone being one. You act disrespectful & rude, you're gonna get treated like it
MeridaIsMySpiritAnimal
Even then I think 99% of the time I only say it in my head or when retelling the story & what I WISHED I'd thought to say at the time...
eromitlab
It's a fairly typical southern thing. Rep for being nice and hospitable, but there's a lot of passive-aggressive "niceness."
LongPorkRockyMountainOyster
“Bless your heart.” We all know what that means.
fluffleupagus
It's a word that has multiple meanings depending on exactly how you say it. It can be sweet, exasperated, insulting, or sympathetic.
Dionysus187
like 'jew'
AsinusAdLyram
All in the same sentence sometimes.
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
'Honey' is about par with calling someone 'chief', 'pal', or even 'bucko'.
AnythingMuchShorter
It depends on tone. If a waitress in SC says "what'll ya have honey" I just order my chicken, biscuits, and sweet tea and take no offense.
Superchief86
No way. Not in Australia. Chief, champ, boss. All good things. Also mate, buddy, bro, cob.
KennyBlankenshipandVicRomano
Whatever you say, slick.
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irritatedursula
I'm not your buddy, PAL.
Emjayen
I'm not your pal, champ.