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Aug 13, 2023 6:28 PM
TheEnbyInTheCloset
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Source for you read more like this: https://moringmark.tumblr.com
Shaodyn
I seem to remember I really did throw my neck out once with a sneeze. It was a pretty forceful sneeze, though.
DrSchlepenstein
I get so mad when I wake up in pain from sleeping wrong.
lurkmoarjono
I pull muscles just sneezing. It's no joke.
kojenk
It's my fucling neck that gives me trouble half the time. The cost of being taller than everything around me is built to accommodate
TastyBrainMeats
This one is too real, too damn real.
wurth
This is literally my life right now. I never know when I sneeze if it's going to be fine or have me reeling over for pain in my lumbar region. 50/50 shot. Chiropractor visits did nothing.
Shade169
i was washing a spoon and sneezed...threw my back out just like that
Mcmaclassie
My back once went out on me when I was literally just sitting in my computer chair. To this day I have no idea how the hell that happened.
johnvilnis
I am this old.
Yellowchopsticks
Is she more upset about her back or about Eda being right?
myotheralt
Luz hates her back, but dreads that conversation.
zalurker
This is why you need to keep your core strong. I don't go to the gym to work out. I go to stop my hips, back and shoulder from acting up.
Filanwizard
Wait is she calling the witch doctor on a crow?
ATerribleArtist
I was doing the dishes a few weeks ago and threw my back out just reaching into the sink. The human body sucks. And so do chores
xizar
Sometimes my sneezes pop parts of my spine back into place.
JohnBluehill
The young never know how good they have it
ryry1237
You never truly know how good you have anything, until you no longer have it.
Drix1942
That I've had to find a "safe way of sneezing" makes me feel older than I am.
TheEnbyInTheCloset
Thanks @theredking1 for giving me the link to these comics, if you want to be notified on more Owl House stuff like this, join @theredking1's Owl House Parliment! :D
3Davideo
oh my god they had a KID! SQUEEEEE!
DarkBusterBaron
Not officially but MoringMarks fan comics are so high quality and he gets the characters so perfect that it's widely accepted fanon.
MidoryMoon
Her name is Ayzee!
4vie
This might have more to do with my general fitness, and I should honestly have picked up on it the first time it happened.. but...
4vie
Show of hands? Who threw their back out as they put on their socks? Like, standing up, leaning forward a little to put the sock on? *crack*?
zappyguy
Phew, I've yet to have this happen, though I do have two minorly bruised bursas, a week of lifting makes me feel like my arms are going to fall off.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Are there healing runes/spells in the Boiling Isles?
MidoryMoon
There's a healing coven, Viney was under that in the show. Luz never discovered any healing glyphs combos; they probably existed though.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Getting old sucks.
Crazyaussiecanadian
It beats the alternative though.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Getting young rules! /s
Longbowgun
I have 4 screws and 2 steel rods in my back: I shaved my face "wrong".
modus0
What were you doing, cirque du soleil?
Longbowgun
I was leaning over the sink. That's it. That's all. Had to have a discectomy. Most painful experience of my life.
LordKitchenersValet
When you feel a sneeze coming on, try to postpone it until you've got the best posture possible and you're loosey-goosey in that posture.
The701
RatoMolhado
We're closer to 2050 than to 1990.
The701
Ow.
RatoMolhado
Toomuchsheep
Once coughed so hard, my stomach decided the pressure means we are vomiting now.
GrumpyOldMan55
Raise your hand if you've sneezed and cracked a rib.
RICHARDJOKES
I fell asleep in a weird position and cracked a rib. I still have no idea wtf I did, but god damn did it hurt when I woke up.
InappropriateElephant
herniated disc @ L3/L4 and L4/L5
DatButch
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
I've sneezed and almost shit myself, but never cracked a rib.
AsianLeprechaun
I've sneezed and my whole chest hurt for a little bit
MelodyLightfoot
I coughed and blew a blood vessel in my eye once.
KaminoNeko
Never broke a bone, but threw out almost every muscle in my body, from my neck down to my calves.
Skipadedodah
I coughed so hard during Covid I pulled a muscle away from a rib. Now I have a lump in that spot cause it healed poor and it hurts in damp weather or when I lift reality heavy stuff
myotheralt
Is that what I have been fighting for the last 6 months?!
Freak0zoid
StopCallingMeIAmNotYourBrother
How about laying on the floor and herniating a disc?
sircowdog
Not a rib, but I did hurt my neck so bad standing up from the couch, that I was out of action for a week.
myotheralt
I set my cat down on the couch and he gave me a Vulcan neck pinch.
TMccl
Pre-30 you can just let 'em rip but after that you better assume the correct sneezing posture or you risk something between your neck and your hips.
zenoshogun
No, but I've sneezed with cracked ribs, that sucks.
guardianzero
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
I've sneezed and had intense pain in my left arm and groin before.
TheEnbyInTheCloset
Not a rib...my neck. I moved it too fast on a sudden movement....
4vie
... What were you doing!?
TheEnbyInTheCloset
Sneezing...why?
4vie
.... How hard did you sneeze?!
TheEnbyInTheCloset
...How am I supposed to judge that...Lets just say, I was sick back then and it was a very bad one, took 2 weeks to go away. So ya.
BoboTheIceMan
Sneezed? Hell I sleep wrong and hurt my back. and sleeping is the one thing I was good at.
ryry1237
Ya'll need some calcium and yoga.
TheAccursedHamster
not cracked a rib but it royally fucks up my neck
djrinni
Didn't crack a rib but I sneezed laying in bed and put myself out for 3 days
SatanOfCourse
I’ve cracked a rib from laughing too much, honestly felt so affronted by the very idea of it, couldn’t go a single day without advil for a month
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
Does a moderately bad groin pull/sprain count?
bunnyishungry
>___> what the...I'm 30 I've never had that
NotaCPA
IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!
bunnyishungry
Noooooooo
unknownmale
does it coun't if it wasn't mine?
GrumpyOldMan55
unknownmale
then I believe so... the person next to me got such a fright that they flinched hard and we heard a crack before he clenched his side and wimpered... I was about to start first aid as if it was a heart attack when he said "it's just my rib... it happens"
CorrectMostOfTheTime
It happens?! What poor misfortune has befalled this dude
unknownmale
I felt so bad.