Stop what you're doing and upvote this pic of Nick Offerman

Mar 25, 2016 8:59 PM

Nick f****** Offerman

I upvoted too early. Once I scrolled down to pubes I knew I had made a terrible mistake.

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No

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Forget "bush" as a description...that's a damn forest down there!

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Bush did.... Oh wait

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2/5? Where are the rest?

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I gagged a little

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Came back to downvote, you don't own me!

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TWO OF FIVE???

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That hair.

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That thicket

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Is this what we call a "merkin?"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't see what all the fuss is about. /a/cJfJL

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I'm not much into hero worship, and definitely not try hard shit like this

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Looks like he did a little damage while he was down there.

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v

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The cuts... perfect touch.

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I know more than you.

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But I was doing just that... I'm confused

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The edge of the photo was just under the bottom of my screen. Needless to say I was scared to scroll down.

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What's this from?

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My little pony

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I know what I'm about son.

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I seriously doubt it's about shaving ones belly

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This picture is beautiful

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I don't want to look but i seriously can't look away....help me!

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Do guys really have that much hair down there?!

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It'd take a while to grow out that much.

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Since nobody is actually answering: No

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

depends

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I'm baby smooth, like licking a silk coin purse.

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I've never let mine grow that much, but now that I'm single maybe I will... yay... perks

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No, but men do

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Only real men. Like Ron Fucking Swanson.

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No, men have that much hair down there.

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Yeah, shouldnt let it get that out of control though- been there dont recommend! :p

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Nah. That's Bigfoot-worthy.

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Haha alright, I was slightly terrified. Way too much hair lol

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Yeah and his looks like an eagle, it's not really common

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I don't grow hair anywhere on my body except on my head and down there... it's stupid.

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DO YOU HAVE PURPLE EYES?!

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*top of my head. Not even a beard. And my forefathers were pretty much vikings. Fucking genes, how do they work?

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Same, I'm 30 BTW.

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Do you happen to be between the ages of 13 and 20?

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I turned 21 in Januray

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My brother couldn't grow any facial hair until his mid twenties, give it time.

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The more you have,the warmer your wiener is kept. It helps prevent shrinkage when it's cold.

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what if u have a small wiener (asking for friend)

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There's no such thing as a small wiener. They're all appropriately sized for your soulmate (or your holemate).

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Do you really care about the shrinkage when it's cold?

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Poor temp regulation in the privates could lead to infertility.

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Fair enough. Today I Learned about penises, you all should be so proud lll

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Fun fact: Lioness' are baturally more attracted to lions with darker manes....but due heat the lions tend to be sterile.

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