LordCassius
1979
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Dec 13, 2016 12:25 PM
LordCassius
1979
67
15
HeywoodJablowmie
I noticed my waitress had two black eyes, so I made sure to speak slowly and clearly because she obviously doesn't listen well.
Sexaficionado
Your mom.
Deadpool854
What's the difference between a prostitute and an onion? I cry when I cut an onion.
beenbannedb4
so you want the story of my life?
capnoreo
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair
Kahn33
KneelSaysTheDemonLightWithItsEyeOfCoal
What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke
heisencheeseberger316
Whats worse than the holocaust? 6 million jews
thevortexmaster
What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't fuck an apple before I eat it
Rectunator
Multiculturalism.
ruint
What's 12 inches long and makes women scream all night?
ruint
cot death
esbi72
How do you get a nun pregnant? You f**k her.
WeCouldAllGoPeeTogether
How do you get a Hispanic nun pregnant? You cum on her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Jenjidai
What's the difference between school and Isis training camp? I don't know, I just fly a drone.
SunshineAndNihilism
What do genders and the twin towers have in common? There used to be two of them but now it's too offensive to talk about it.
heinzb
What do 50,000 beaten housewives have in common? They just didn't listen...
HistorySchmistory
How did OP get to know that his sister had her period? His dad's cock tasted like blood.
Mulder61
What is the warmest part of a dead baby? The rapist dick
Ph1l25
What's the difference between a 3 year old boy and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't ever let the cocaine fall out of a window.
YeahDaddySpinOnMyAss
Fuuuuuuuuuuck too savage
ruint
@op from the depths of ancient internet history i bring you http://web.archive.org/web/20060508043122/http://thisisacryforhelp.com/jokes.htm
heinzb
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa... not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car..
henbykilla
what do you get a nazi for xmas? a G.I. Jew and an easy bake oven
Warriser
What was the last thing through princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
AnotherMeaninglessUsername
I had a friend knoose once, he was very clingy, and liked to hang around
LordCassius
My Gandpa died in an concentration camp, he fell drunk from an watchtower.
Awesoman66theCactusLord
Sonofabitch you stole my line
mordrul
Q: What's black on the inside, white on the outside, and comes in little cans? A: Michael Jackson
bobbynixon
What do you call a black man with half a brain? Gifted.
LordCassius
The fastest way to get the number of a jewish girl? Roll up her sleeve.
GreedyJungle
O_O
Tootsarecommon
Ouch. +1
AnotherMeaninglessUsername
What better than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.
AnotherMeaninglessUsername
What's better then*
SumOfMyParts
*than
AnotherMeaninglessUsername
ruint
Is this a cry for help?
AnotherMeaninglessUsername
Na, thanks for checking tho +1
ruint
Was a reference to where i first saw that joke: http://web.archive.org/web/20060425152940/http://thisisacryforhelp.com/jokes/babyj.htm