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Jan 11, 2017 8:02 PM
halfchewedcaramel
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fuck the system
alezender
Guessing you work in a Data center?
VilsaNatriumArm
The perks of working in IT. We have got floors beneath our floors.
xxooss
Also good place to nap.
cazo
I got mine 11 months ago and haven't used it in 10 months. This makes me feel like a piece of shit :(
Wyrdthane
I call bullshit
SandyPetersen
HR has to approve your furniture?! Lame-O
ridingfunny
LowercaseG
Dude be workin' on the ceiling!
W92Baj
@OP is a big fat phoney
checksandbalancesplease
F*ck the po-lice
HilariousPepperoni
Repost...
sameoldname
That really does look like a good alternative.
CrazyZonie
@Op, did you forget that all important step of GETTING A DOCTOR'S NOTE? Also, Put that tile back where you found it...
flyingskejaquita
I modded my cubicle for a standing desk a week ago. I actually find it more pleasant than sitting
OxidizedShackleford
Fight the power
BigOlTastyTuna
Dude, sweet lava lamp.
CripPick
This isn't you this is a repost.
dj505
Exactly what I was thinking. Saw this a few months ago.
confusedsquirrel
Honest question: can you get in trouble for that /did you?
HarrumphingDuck
No. Because OP is reposting something from November.
OneBugIsFake
Legs cold as fuck.
herpopottomas
Hey mr. 3-screens-stands-at-desk, I bet you have a nut allergy that handicaps office baked good runs too. I can't eyeroll hard enough.
Victim42
Hey, I have three monitors on my standing desk. And you still have no nuts. You don't need any for hating on the internet.
dekket
Bad HR department. Standing desks are awesome for people. Healthy workforce = productive workforce.
j120
I've only had mine for a few days but I love it.
RatherRunWhenYouCantCrawl
Pretty sure this is a repost...
nymets1104
Well of course it is silly..Hes running Windows 7!
TheBritishAreComing
i'm running windows 7...
Fngary
Looks like there's a mole in company
Adthay
it's spelled hole and it's in the floor not the whole company
AutoFox
Standing desks aren't actually healthier. Actually, standing like that for extended periods can be even more harmful than sitting.
PsstImNotWearingAnyUnderwear
Yeah, but sitting for nearly 12 hours a day is the reason so many people have lower back and cervical spine issues. Need moderation.
esgedi
It's not even about the pain, but the fact that you're 5x more likely to develop heart disease.
whadafugisthiscogsugga
oi shit head, you're fucking with the cooling system by removing the tiles.
oldmate30beers69
Found the fridgie!
WhyDoesGlassTasteLikeBlood
That's actually an old server room, the removable floor aids in running cables
dogenuggets
While we don't know their office, this could be true. We have a lot of false-floors and it's all wires, nothing to do with cooling.
pc4pc
Human Resources created a resourceful human.
BudandIan
*mic drop*
sifkoh
The prophecy has been fulfilled
NtaLzr
This is fucking genius. Simple. Genius.
agumonkey
John Malkovitch
EastCookie22
theaveragefloridian
Really and truly I love this comment and your username
lintwizard
The resources are PEOPLE D:
minusunu
BEST PHOTO THIS WEEK ON IMGUR!
anehii
h73o1012
omg.u mean some bad human product in ww2?
Keeperofthe7keys
:thinking:
GeneralBullshit
HR department is not there for your best, usually
MrLackDrip
TimeWarpMashup
Oh wow I love that gif, well done
ZacWasTaken
Underappreciated comment
pc4pc
My name is Zak. Twinsies.
erik4556
But... It's top comment...
PlutosBeard
With not nearly as many points as it deserves. Still though
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Boredoom
At least where you work they call it "Human resources". Where I work at they call it "Perishable resources".
xiongmao1337
There's a first time for everything.
thegarlicawakens
Well, if this is anything like my old office, that's a security violation right there. I would do it too. Raised floors ftw!
railgap
Having a tile puller means always having handy hiding places for ... stuff. (blankets & pillows, beer, food, private coffee stash)
ImgurcomplianceisShit
If a medical physician states you need one (sleep doctors can even do this) HR generally obliges.
pronoun
I miss living in a developed country with laws that protect employees.
LarryLevine
Fuckin' eh right Imma goddamn doctor! A Canadian doctor. So...you know...do your calisthenics eh? You lazy cunt. Sorry. Sorry about that.
GeorgeIsMyFavorite
Not mine! But only to me, not other staff... I'd like to say some choice words but I'm afraid she'll find this comment and fire me over it
DiXiTLiV3s
I tried this even though I already had a SD and wanted it moved. HR played 20 questions with my doc's office. I gave up and moved it myself.
ImgurcomplianceisShit
My employee brought me a DR note. I forwarded to HR. we used money out if our budget, bought her a desk. Installed 1 week later.
ImgurcomplianceisShit
My employee brought me a DR note. I forwarded to HR. we used money out if our budget, bought her a desk. Installed 1 week later.
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
Everyone needs one. If you don't already have back problems, you will
jrhawk42
They can still make it difficult. My last job would only allow sit/stand electronic desks ($3k) & required ergonomic training to approve.
ImgurcomplianceisShit
Varidesk.
Mithos56
The best part is a lot of time standing desks prevent back issues.
mikeatike
True. I have gout and a bad back so I'm totally fucked.
citaria
But feet hurt!
Redenbacher09
I've had my eye on this one: https://www.autonomous.ai/smartdesk-sit-to-stand-height-adjustable-standing-desk
TheNextMsFrizzle
Unless you stand wrong. Like me.
HowlingDysphoria
My spine is still probably going to curve if I stand for long enough. I like chairs that force me to sit upright (my posture sucks)
PsstImNotWearingAnyUnderwear
I have moderate scoliosis. Standing wont make your spine curve I promise. Sitting is much worse for your back. Especially the lumbar spine.
entropyk
A medical physician as opposed to...?
ImgurcomplianceisShit
Many homeopathy businesses, healer businesses, exist. And people believe in them. I added legal language for specificity.
entropyk
Without MD, they are NOT physicians. Legally or otherwise. Period. Homeopath=/=physician. or any of the others.
Wombatish
Not to mention leaving off DO (kool aide drinking or not) entirely. Or PA, NP, etc.
entropyk
DO is MD. Psych is MD . Nurse is medical worker. Anything else claiming healing knowledge or powers is quackery. Period. Good luck, see ya.
Flyndaran
Degree of alternative medicine is legally real even if about fictional nonsense.
Wombatish
As much as this ought to be true, it's just not. For ex, the Texas definition: (17) Physician--A person licensed to practice medicine *c*
Wombatish
*c* by the Texas Medical Board under Texas Occupations Code, Chapter 152... . Many states license various quacks (naturopaths are big).
Wombatish
*c* by the Texas Medical Board under Texas Occupations Code, Chapter 152... . Many states license various quacks (naturopaths are big).
Wombatish
Not to mention leaving off DO (kool aide drinking or not) entirely. Or PA, NP, APN, etc. All are legal semi-autonomous in some states.
Monkeybear
Can confirm. As a doctor I can make all kinds of ridiculous requests of employers. It's become a game to me. Plus your life is in my hands.
DwaynElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
Prescribe me some vicodin and prometizine. Thanks.
l33t4life
Would you write me an excuse for limo tint windows? The sun hurts my eyes, doc.
ZOMGNO
You sound like my kind of psycho :)
mojo69
Rectal tubes for everyone
SecSantaThrowAway
Can you write me a prescription for sex with my girlfriend, you know, for like mental health reasons or something like that?
nemises79
Oh hey look, a dot.
PangolinWranglin
The phrases "it's become a game to me" and "your lige is my hands" really shouldn't be in the same area.
axoraox12
Yeah it should lol I'm hiring her rn
DataBender
I like you.
pmmedatass
So what are you a programmer/hacker or something
DataBender
Yes. Formally known as 4chan.
pmmedatass
-.- OK well I would like to say two things... 1. Thank you! 2. Fuck you! You know know why I say this Mr 4chan
Natman247
So whats the craziest thing you been asked to dd or gotten away with?
Trecares
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RandomThingiesHere
@Monkeybear (4 weeks later) please
crencat
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ZoeyDate
Clearly they're not telling as it could harm their career.
Edunc12
Doot
pmmedatass
@monkeybear
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Anal
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Ordinaryaccount
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