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KharnApproves
I love that if I really wanted a few thousand points, I could just repost this for the millionth fucking time
xninex
This is a recycled comment
hwyckoff
Hail Cthulhu
cummygums
newat
Mein Gott ist ein Panzer
Sheepyhead
Obviously, if my god didn't exist, Gotham wouldn't be safe
Sharkslife
Found the atheist
Uberdude100
I normally stick to favoriting tits and ass,but this can slide in.
Whoooiookojj
*tips fedora*
cheekysheikhy
Well, that's a huge oversimplification. Islam teaches that every society has had either a messenger or a prophet, which is why they all (1)
cheekysheikhy
Share some concept of God. What we see today is the evolution of the "submission to God", I.e: "Islam" (submission to God). (2)
ADroidWithAHat
@KyleRaino Didn't read the title til afterward, flying spaghetti monster came to mind instantly. Well played.
Tangodownbuttstuff
"Haha this is funny as long as it's not about Islam." - Muhammad.
dizzyplaya
*Muslim nodding intensifies*
DoubleStripperDoubleSax
It is indirectly about Islam
Tangodownbuttstuff
I may or may not be able to tell you where the direction isn't
PrimedEddy
I love it, I only believe in what makes sense. Though I hate those atheists and strong religious type who are all up in your face about it..
Armored0Titan0
Ricky Gervais falls strongly into that category.
shsbekwdjsbgaksodgqjsifdjwbekf
May the glorious Flying Spaghetti Monster reach out and touch you with his Noodly Appendage.
Yupurineutah
Ramen!
chefchris357
rAmen!
Rhymestein
Love this guy, he has some golden songs.
skobenland
AutonomousPrime
'The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.'
trashpanda88
A bird in the hand, is better than none at all.
AutonomousPrime
A bird in the hand... is not terribly entertaining.
JiveTurkeyWho
My God's got a bigger dick than your God
RetConMan
Fairly accurate. I've gotten much more peace from my faith in the unknown than in anything else.
dewdar
I think he's trying to say that he's an atheist
Sirrussel5
Could be. We'll know for sure when he says the same thing in different words tomorrow. Or the next day. Etcetera.
KharnApproves
Novel concept: don't be a dick, mind your own business and let people live their lives.
DoubleStripperDoubleSax
Define "own business".
KharnApproves
Keeping your nose out of how other people live, as long as it doesn't interfere in your life
DoubleStripperDoubleSax
Religion interferes with policy, which in turn interferes with my life.
KharnApproves
So if I believe in religion, and then don't enforce my views on you, how does that interfere with your life?
biggcack11
Being a huge phallic atheist is just as bad as being a bible thumping twat.
YouAreNotARobot
Eh, the worst bible thumping twats kill people, and lead countries into religious wars, I don't know of Atheists who do that (at least not/1
YouAreNotARobot
in the name of atheism). 2/2
Yupurineutah
I'm neither because I'm vegan.
Sirrussel5
I agree. Anyone can be a cunt regardless of what beliefs they hold.
Phenome
It's so strange to me that people honestly believe in the gods of the books we have. I just don't understand how it's possible. ¯\(°_o)/¯
rkogta
It's like people believing in Harry Potter in 100 years
Phenome
Yea. People think i'm exaggerating, but to me believing in god is like believing in Santa. Seriously. It's so counterintuitive to me.
carebearsandstares
Thats why Monotheism became popular instead of Polytheism, First have to define what God is, is God Existence or a unifying principle of ...
carebearsandstares
Force of the Universe? There are many definitions, and they all appeal to some form of reason, basic philosophy, to people ...
carebearsandstares
who have not studied world philosophy the uninformed opinion is to say God does not exist, but thats like saying existence does not ..
carebearsandstares
exist or reason does not exist, because thats what many thinkers, philosophers think of God as.
NextineX
Referring to god as a natural force of the universe is not what most religions are built on. They see him as an entity. It's different.
Phenome
Well, i was talking about the god of the holy books we have. Particularly the Abrahamic ones.
NextineX
I can see existence and reason existing. We can demonstrate them. We have no demonstrations of an all powerful deity.
built4speed
Oh, this again. *swipes left*
DoubleStripperDoubleSax
Oh, this again. (takes time to leave a comment) *swipes left*
TheGreatAnhey
It's just simple logic
erictron
That's not logic. If there's 100 theories, or a thousand theories, it doesn't mean yours isn't correct. It could be.
KharnApproves
No it's just an unoriginal opinion. Let people live their lives and mind your own business.
TheGreatAnhey
What opinion?
Shadehawk
"let people live their lives unless they want an abortion or are attracted to the same sex!" there fixed it for you.
KharnApproves
You're assuming I'm a religious conservative. I'm actually an agnostic and fairly liberal. Not being an ass is just being nice.
MyMindRuns
I don't believe in god or the church. But why be a douche about it. Let people believe and worship what they want. If it makes them happy.
AroAce
The problem is when people use it to justify their actions.
Sirrussel5
This is reasonable. Of course as long as nobody tries to force it upon another. Most reasonable believers don't though.
MyMindRuns
I also see a lot of non-believers forcing their "beliefs" upon others. Goes both way.
Sirrussel5
Oh yeah, I wasn't trying to imply it doesn't.
NextineX
Because their beliefs dictate their actions and their actions dictate the society we all have to live in. Discussing beliefs is important.
Galactasaur
Because we have the conservative right trying to force it in laws. Im sure there would be less anti theism if it wasn't for that
zytrcs
So much edge I could shave my balls
masterli
Contrarian anti-edgyness is the new edgy
HorseGirlErection
No, not every piece of atheist commentary is edgy or fedora-tippy. I'm sick of people dismissing conversations like this.
Shellphone
It seems to be based off the Stephen F Roberts quote. The only edgy thing about it is that the pseudo intellect Ricky Gervais typed it.
Galactasaur
Now just looking for fedora comments and then we can have two unsubstantial arguments.
Lolzorski
I like how atheism is somehow edgy now. Good going imgur.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
"There really is nothing like a freshly shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it." - Dr. Evil
INeedAboutTreeFitty
Holy shit I love that entire monologue
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elvianempire
mainstream views? on this platform maybe, but not society in general.
sifkoh
Definition of edgy: at the forefront of a trend; experimental or avant-garde. What he said is not edgy as it is not an uncommon view.
DrSquanchy
I don't consider this edgy. It's true
Thewhitestofprodigies
Better get that anti-itch cream on standby
ratfaceddog
Just wait til they drop.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Edgy, yet true.
CeydaFarhi
And so patently obvious it deserves all the attention of a sneeze.
MechaNinja
Well, obviously MY god is real and the rest are fake. Are you saying Ricky is talking only to me? http://imgur.com/tvv2hJE
lovemesumfemdom
It offended people! Surely it must be edgy!
Awesoman66theCactusLord
EverythingIsAConspiracy
/a/r3rbx
Tredecim
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/835/062/621.jpg
WolfgangDeLinks
Jusmar
LET THE BAIT HOLD ME DOWN
Deadpoolio7
boobphysicist
insert angry comment because someone has a opposite opinion
Sirrussel5
insert random insult to your lineage and sexual habits
fuckshitfannywanktosscockbuggerarseholefart
Surely you mean: http://www.chromeautoemblems.com/images/Fish%20Hook%20Car%20Emblem.jpg
RetConMan
There's no bait on that hook! Oh, goddamnit! Bated.
FuckYeahImAwesome
Not exactly difficult to offend people these days
igotmad
It's kinda the person's fault to be offended in this case; he's "insulting" the god, not the person or whatever.
PULLMAN464
Fuck you
FuckYeahImAwesome
Ooh talk dirty to me
PULLMAN464
Lol!
myr14d
My God Exists. My God raises me up when I am down. My God gets me through a slow day. I drink of him and am awakened. My God is Coffee.
iDrawStuff
All hail the life giving brown liquid.
neochiken1
This should be a meme
temujin9
I, too, am Orthodox Javacrustian.
fuckshitfannywanktosscockbuggerarseholefart
You barista worshipping heathens! The Church of English Tea is the only true beverage religion.
OrangePanda
Our Lady of eternal caffeine.
ashmenon
Good god.
blooregardqkazoo
All hail Kaldi, patriarch of coffee.
makethingsbetter
legit enuff
AntTrapHouse
What is awake may never sleep. Coff be with yee
malachitedragon
I must not drink decaf. Decaf is the mind killer. Decaf is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
ratfaceddog
Decaf is definitely not the little death.
Boopbeepbeep
Amen
AutonomousPrime
The only good God is one you can uniformly disintegrate with sharp, fast moving blades before dumping near boiling water over it and...
AutonomousPrime
taking its essence into you.
devasto
Preach on!
AutoFox
But... but what about tea?
myr14d
Coffee is my personal god. It does not begrudge you your god, as inferior as it is.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0a/e9/c3/0ae9c3c9d67c9b72deb50e2885899efd.jpg
myr14d
BEANS FOR THE BEAN GOD. MUGS FOR THE MUG THRONE!
rossimus
This is my favorite thing now YES +1
FreeRickSachez
Doger?
RaultxO
I found the World Eater guys!
v3rmilion
Fun fact to ruin your day, they aren't beans.
myr14d
It's in common colloquial use and that's enough for me.
happiergnome
A THRONE OF DIAMONDS AWAITS ME AT THE END OF THE BLACK TUNNEL. I MUST FEED THE OWL GOD. ONLY THROUGH HIS EYES MAY I BE WITNESSED.
MohamedAlsaidi
Ah yes the comments. Where everyone cries when someone doesn't believe in their made up fantasies
rollercostarican
dont think they cry when you dont, they get mad when you walk into their face and tell them that their faith is a made up fantasy.difference
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Imma upvote you, so you can prepare for the storm of the religious people.
erictron
Go to r/atheism and see where the douches hang out.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Or people who are annoyed be douches.
erictron
"If Christianity is for those afraid of the dark, atheism is a fantasy for those afraid of the light."- John Lennox
ratfaceddog
So, there!
Sirrussel5
"This is a quote, so it's all meaningful and proves a point. It has more impact because of the quotation marks and whatnot. Yeah." - Zeus
dizzyplaya
I saw that Zeus concert live. Fuck. That was good meth.
erictron
Eh. I'm just saying atheists rely on wishful thinking. They get offended and emotional when we try to present cold hard facts.
Sirrussel5
You argue the same if literally any group of people regardless of what similar trait they possess. It's pretty basic human nature.
erictron
It is, just atheism is overly emotional, and seems to despise scientific facts like the big bang.
Sirrussel5
Also, give an example of such a fact.
erictron
Sure. DNA. Thousand of lines of code that work together just perfectly. Now you give evidence God doesn't exist, if you have any.
CripPick
I mean isn't that what faith is? You believe what you believe.
erictron
Well, faith is reason based upon evidence. I believe my wife loves me because I've seen the evidence. 1/2
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
What dizzyplaya said. You really missed the mark on that definition.
erictron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NzFr4lM-lc only if you'd like to see another athiest owned. It's easy and fun to expose them to logic!
dizzyplaya
That...that isn't what faith is.
erictron
It sure is. Faith is belief. Hit up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHiGsL4bzmM&list=PLKqGRcpYAuATJ6DnKLRMLQJZbWk_rfBbh to see.
dizzyplaya
Faith is belief. It is not belief based on evidence. It is belief despite evidence or reason. Youtube videos don't define words.
erictron
Yes, YouTube videos do. Dictionaries do too. I mean, don't you have faith your belief is true? Your belief is faith bud.
erictron
2/2. Blind faith is a little different - like believing there is no God when you don't have evidence to back it up. Then getting defensive.
KingTrell
Or believing there is a God when there is no evidence
erictron
The Big Bang, DNA, and fine tuning are evidence bud. Now where's your evidence God doesn't exist?
iliketosaysomethingandthenjustbanana
You also don't have any evidence that I can't fly or shoot lasers from my eyes. That's right. I AM SUPERIOR!
erictron
Sure do. You can't prove it. Same as you can't prove God doesn't exist. Seriously. Gah.
Vesarret
I think you need to look up a little something called proving the negative, and why it's not on atheists to disprove anything.
erictron
It kinda is. You make a statement like Australia doesn't exist, or God doesn't exist, and it's up to you to prove it.
Vesarret
That's not how that works. There's a difference between trying to disprove something we have evidence for and something we don't.
erictron
That's exactly how this works. I can provide evidence australia exists, you can't prove it doesn't. Same thing with God.
Vesarret
You really need to look up a bit on basic logic. Your thinking skills are mired too heavily by your blind faith.
erictron
Technically, you have emotionally driven blind faith. I have proof God exists, you have none to the contrary. Yet you still don't believe.
Hypen
That's not true. Faith is absolute belief in something with or without evidence
erictron
Do you have faith your statement is true?
Hypen
well I don't have "Blind faith" that's for sure. x
erictron
Yes you do. You have blind faith the earth popped into existence uncaused. You have way more blind faith than me.
AroAce
Burden of proof lays by the person who made the claim not the one who can´t disprove it.
W1ggleButt
Boom. Hitchen's Razor. +1 for you.
erictron
Hitchens got his ass kicked in every YouTube debate he was ever in.
AroAce
Proof ?
erictron
So you claim God doesn't exist. Proof please.
AroAce
No it is a claim to say that god exist. Also by that logic I could say flying rabbits exist and you have to disprove it.
erictron
All claims are both a positive and a negative. Prove God doesn't exist, prove atheism is true. Can't weasel out that easily.
erictron
Still though. Need to you prove Atheism is correct. Of all the world views, you really think yours is correct?
TripleDeuce
I mean the point is valid, its just a shame Ricky is such a huge douche canoe
ozeBuDDha
Is that you, Jane?
ProfessorSandwich
Agree
TablesBobbyTables
Don't know him. Why is he a douche?
WowSoSparkly
I used to adore him but holy shit his twitter feed is repetitive. Yes Ricky, you have offended some dude and god is made up LOL (ಠ_ಠ)
MagicUmbrellas
Religious ppl are pretty condescending too
HithereJimHerald
Meh, the guy is a total cuck these days. Had to unfollow him, his posts just turned into the same thing over and over.
BananaForSale
How does that make him a cuck?
UndeadGentleman
Do you know what that word means or do you just like to use it because you think it sounds like a good insult?
erictron
The point isn't valid. You can say that just because there's 100 different views, one isn't correct.
Gguyer
Agreed. I remember really enjoying his stand up routine, and then around the time he lost weight, he got super preachy and overly offensive.
igotmad
I haven't seen much of his words, but this tweet of his isn't offensive at all.
EClaire1073
So you're saying people should stop losing weight? ALRIGHT BOYS, PACK IT UP! WE'RE GOIN TO MCDONALDS!
Gguyer
Moistrectum
If you are easily offended you should blame your parents for raising you to be a priss.
erictron
Or an atheist.
TripleDeuce
he doesn't offend me. He is just a giant pile of douche most of the time. Makes it hard to take him seriously
clairelights
Well said tripleDeuce. Though full disclosure I initially read your name as tripleDouche
CeydaFarhi
What about school, friends, media? Family may be the foundation but there's plenty of blame to go around nowadays.
temujin9
Ah, the North American dude-bro. You can smell the Axe and irrelevance from here.
CeydaFarhi
Plenty of people outside of north America think humans are getting too thin-skinned. Your cultural centrism has a special stench too.
temujin9
I like how you complain about "people being thin-skinned", and then provide yourself as an object example in the very next sentence.
temujin9
"Waaaah, he didn't think of the assholes outside of North America when he humorously dismissed that guy! I'm gonna tell him off!"
CeydaFarhi
I didn't complain about that. Careful with that strawman.
TheEffingLizardKing
The only thing worse than uber Christians are uber atheists who can't let people just live their life.
MeowWoof
I'm fairly sure you just divided by 0.
Spongybunny
The only reason my religious mother and I get along is because we keep our beliefs to ourselves and just follow the golden rule.
Shadehawk
as soon as christians stop breaking the law and trying to force their religious views AS laws, well stop bitching about it.
Freecheeseballs
Wut? Westboro Baptist Church - Protest at soldiers funerals. Worst atheists - Question why you believe in god. Yeh so much worse
CeydaFarhi
You forgot uber-everything else. Zealotry is just bad, no matter what ideology it stands for. Unless it is for Aiur, then it's OK.
KroniK907
Death to all extremists
Magsnificent
That sounds a little....extreme.
BranOfTheNorth
En taro Adun!
DeliciousToastedDoors
My life for Aiur. You went too soon Zeratul... too soon...
Xoniac
En taro Zeratul
Xoniac
:'(
erictron
I dunno. In my experience, atheists get way more defensive than christians when you challenge their beliefs or ask them to back it up.
Freecheeseballs
Back up what? Back up that there is next to no evidence to believe in a god?
erictron
Well, I'm not about the no evidence. If there's no evidence, then I don't see a reason to believe it. There's no evidence God doesn't exist.
AroAce
By that logic you could say there are flying rabbits and just because you can´t disprove it means they can exist. The burden of proof 1/2
TripleDeuce
im not sure i have ever seen a bunch of atheist picketing anything.. or flying a plane into anything. or murdering anybody. but maybe
erictron
Good point. But when I talk to an atheist friend, say ask them to prove there is no God, they start freaking out. It so emotional.
SufferNoFools
Countless events can be summed up as "uber Christians massacre heretics," but uber atheists don't kill people for believing in god.
Hypen
Some have. I've heard of dome threatening them
Gwego
I'm pretty sure Mao Zedong killed many people for believing in god.
Freecheeseballs
That had nothing to do with atheism and everything to do with a power crazed man killin every enemy he could think of + Great Chinese Famine
Gwego
In this case you could say the same about many religious massacres ("it's not about religion, it's about power and crazy people").
JonnyTHM
https://xkcd.com/774/
thecolonels
I'm sorry? What is the worse thing don't in the name of atheism?
Talligan
You mean communist Russia?
Talligan
Jeffery Dahmer
Talligan
Kim jong il of North Korea
Talligan
Khmer rouge and communist China were also atheist states
Talligan
Mussolini
Freecheeseballs
cbf to respond to all of your comments: Just because they identified as atheist doesnt mean they did terrible things in the name of atheism
Talligan
I agree. That's my point. If someone with strong religious beliefs does something terrible, its not necessarily because of their beliefs
RegulatorRWF
I'm not sure if you're serious, but I'll answer as if you were. Stalin, Mao Zedong, Nanking. Your pick.
SomeoneSomewhereOrSomething
Dictators taking out their competition(churches) isn't really doing something in the "name of atheism".
ps283206
Maos cultural revolution, Soviets, pol pot, hitler believed in nothing after death...a lot of the 20th century's horrorshow
igotmad
Hitler was catholic, nazis were belts with something about God. Stalin brainwashes his citizens to think of him as a god. #religion&dictator
eclect0
Atheism is not a cohesive group so yeah, not much of anything is done "in the name of atheism," but it's pretty well established that 1/
eclect0
atheists are equally capable of committing genocide and stirring people up with a religious-like ferver to do terrible things. 2/2
Galactasaur
http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/25646-with-or-without-religion-you-would-have-good-people-doing
thecolonels
Done*
Jrax02
Apparently you get downvoted for a perfectly reasonable question. I too am curious about an answer to this.
Talligan
And let's not forget the general asshatery towards people who are religious
thecolonels
Compared to the general execution of atheists for hundreds of years?