AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
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Mario Kart IRL
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Aug 31, 2017 7:12 AM
AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
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Source https://www.instagram.com/p/BYb-OVzjR_j/?taken-by=get.sendy
parttimewizzard
How people drive on the freeway
Makinbrosmadonimgurandnotgivingafuck
http://imgur.com/iEzauCO
DemmyDemon
I'd NEVER do that without elbow pads.
TerrRawrSaur
This Rotorua?
skittootles
yes
Denamic
Man, I would die. I wanna do it!
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Til someone throws a blue shell.
ShinyMatador
And friendships are ended. Forever.
bannyd
Today I Lea...oooooh ... UNTIL someone throws a blue... got it...yah...
moneybagsmalone
teaaffany
butt is clenched
the5H1tsh0w
I didn't see the word "poomp" when they landed.
AgreeToDissagree
How many die a year ?
LeJsGarden
C'est la luge de montagne au Mont-Tremblant ! It's the mountain go-kart in Mont-Tremblant, Québec, Canada !
Dimflame
Ayyyyy I thought so! haven't been there in yeaars
Sendthecanadiannudes
Holy fuck that username is glorious!
ChristmasCookieMonster
Another quality post by abortedfetusnecrophiliac
kmikl
Use the big-boy voice. :)
NCRLoyalist
AdeptusCannibus
https://youtu.be/vWvBxIEgL44
Diem104
I'm taking my turtle shells and banana peels with me
IvorTheEngineer
TIL that Monet also painted gifs
101Medic
Well, that's like, just your impression, man.
syferrr
Kiwi mario kart. Done it twice now. Love it ????
isthatusernamereallystillavailablequestionmark
Rotorua NZ?
peamupbubber
Hey I did this there
rezurok
Reminds me of this ancient relic
bioaid
Wtf is this
justjukin
GAS GAS GAS, I WANNA STEP ON THE GAS.
usersubbordercontrol
Hey there's @AbortedFetusNecrophiliac !!! How's it been?
PostmasterG
something something mario cart
ZappaFrank
AHuddy
What the fuck is this and where the fuck is this? Answer as I pack my bags.
DeezN00tz
F-Zero '17?
101Medic
Aaaaand the song from Big Blue will be in my head all day now.
CocoaSandwichCookies
The guy filming must be a lot bigger than everyone else lmfao
eirebadboy
How is he going so much faster??
Grimbby
Gopro probs on top of his helmet
Grimbby
Or he's legit huge XD
hoefty
That's not what makes him go faster if that's what you mean. He did a good job of reducing collisions so he could accelerate more
twozerooz
Really seems like hes doing the opppsite
TheBalto
The camera position appears to be a bit taller than the helmets of others.
Jonsse
He's taking the corners much straighter than the group in front and thus was able to get more speed in that section. That's why he caught up
QU13TT
That has nothing to do with it. He rode the apexes.
Mgdavis85
My boy scout derby car club would differ with you sir.
Exileddude
Derby cars are about friction area and weight distribution.
Prebez
It looks like pain, bruises and scrapes. That's what it looks like!
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
The track surface is like the average skin color of everyone who has ever gone down it.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Don't threaten ME with a good time!
rkaksdeekaks
Check username
IntelliSlap
Seriously speaking, at least wear gloves and elbow pads!
LupusIgnis
YouHadMeAtAsian
Bigger scars make better stories.
Varenvel
and broken bones
TheCouldHaveBeenKing
you want to live forever?pain is temporary*. (some exceptions may occur)
Treblaine
shhep
Roadrash and broken bones.
varge
Yeah, like OP said, fun.
vaktmastare
You're not having fun enough if you don't hurt yourself a bit
kepattRunner
When I was about 8 years old my two brothers and one of their friends raced in a league. They wouldn't EVER let me drive because 1. It was-
kepattRunner
Dangerous and I was the little sister, and 2. I got hurt a lot. One day they let me drive one. I ran over our neighbour, broke his leg in -
kepattRunner
Five places. I got a concussion. There was a knot of my forehead that was the size of a goose egg. I couldn't talk straight for two days. -
kepattRunner
It's been 20 years and I still have a scar and a bit of a knot on my forehead. But I have my own go cart now.
DeathsDeathOfRats
I gouged out my shin on one of these. Needed surgery & 40 stitches. You are right.
Th3H1ghlander
...but was it worth it? :) Seriously though, looks like death-carting!
DeathsDeathOfRats
Probably not worth it as did it on the first go. So didn't even get to have fun.
Th3H1ghlander
Broke my wrist on mountain first time out snowboarding in Austria :( I know how you feel.Have since been back to mountains & succeeded :)
TheDodoIsAlive
Well considering that one day we'll be dead, I think most thinks are worth it
SmokeTagger
You don't go out much, do you?
DownvotesAreFun
Going out is one thing, but those cars are something different.
shhep
He does, you don't, seeing how you forgot RL mario kart can be dangerous.
Verytallhuman
Im proud to be a NZer
Loflof22
I wish I could be
rufustmiers
me too!!
wenchyfooziemoo
P. North- woooo go all blacks lol
Ashilino
Me n my mates had the biggest crash there, fuck it was loose
Ryknel
Papamoa represent
WuTangoReinhardtUnchained
We used to have one at Aussie World. It was the only ride worth going on and they deemed it too dangerous
GotHereThroughaWormhole
Me too. many a demolition derby were attempted on that course by my friends and I.
ZombarttheTastyTart
I did this when I visited New Zealand. It was amazing.
BimodalGrain74
Chur. Gonna have a crack at this on Tuesdee
WhatTheFrog
Only ever done Queenstown's one, is Rotorua's better ?
LillithNZ
Definitely , pretty sure they're longer tracks too
WhatTheFrog
Ye looks like!
Derroth
Kiwi pride.
dave234234
Rotovegas
Ryknel
It could always be worse, you could be in hamilton
Ethanola
Hey we may live in a hole, but its a nice hole
TheGreatPeru
That freaks me out. Ya'll be haulin' on some tiny little wheels.
filthystink
First place winner gets a free neck brace.
Whatismypurpose
Imagine hitting a rock or piece of glass and sending it flying into someone's face or eye
Immobilized
No elbow protection, no knee protection, and the curb on that track, damn
Poprocket77
Same could be said for OP's username.
BobKelsoDoesntGiveACrap
pjcraxford
I wouldn't trust a go kart I didn't build myself
Arrrrgggggghhhh
I wouldn't trust a go kart I did build myself...
blechinger
I wouldn't trust a go cart.
SeventhParadox
Last time I built a go kart, it snapped in half when I was going 20mph
blooregardqkazoo
Are you a man or a mouse?
Kohpi
Are you a man or a schnitzel?
SayLightlyFriedFishFilletsOneMoreTime
Arthur Puty
thislooksfun
cutiepatoodiepumpkinbooty
Johnny, play that one 'bout falling down th' stairs