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Jan 8, 2021 12:57 AM
MalePerson
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Probably a repost
skinnerspondbouy
and so it begins
butsir
didn't they arrest a bunch of people, shoot some, and are actively searching for others? this trope that no one did anything is old.
easyoneundone
LutraLazuli
It would be very annoying in 4 years time, nothing major had happened and conspiracy theorists will claim this insurrection never happened
AlakazamRemindsMeOfASlowLorisButHeHasAMoustacheAndBendySpoons
When you're the vocalist in a band and only have to pack a mic
MRatClan
Did he really leave with the podium?
Kukiniloa
He's white, he will get probation
Bizarkly
Well, that guy *is* a wood-worker: he was merely admiring the craftsmanship of the podium...
Ana5ta51a
That's a sad truth.
LucentSable
Inaccurate. One of the cops would have their knee on that dude's neck.
SiangSpaceTraveler
SiangSpaceTraveler
selfies too. Great job with nice benefits.
Clabeb
I'm surprised they'res not more attention on the guy that mocked George Floyd's death in the capitol stairs
jayar1st
Police made over 70 arrests. 56 officers were Injured in the attempted insurrection.
dogwithahumanface
70 is nothing. They arrested hundreds of peaceful BLM protesters in major cities regularly.
jayar1st
Depends on the jurisdiction and timeline. Riot control is primary about maintaining order. Arrests are a secondary goal.
jayar1st
This is especially the case when the incident catches LE by surprise.
LurkingAtTheOffice
AxlotlTank9
PoundSandREMF
Wait I thought the Onion was satire???
shotsfayed
Onion always on point.
Eldarado
Just for the gullible: this is The Onion and they make satirical news-like comedy. The story is fake.
SheepySleepySmuggler
More like:. This is The Onion while this maybe fake today, it's likely to be accurate news in the coming weeks as new video released
ephemra
I’m sorry, one second. What color was the woman who was shot and killed during the occupation? White? Just making sure.
PastureofMuppets
While 100s of others, who also broke into the capitol building of the US, werent even arrested. They just committed felonies and walked out.
yhppy
This really pissed me off
SalchichaG7
Eh did u forget a white woman got shoot there, right? Why ppl trying to make it look like racist smh stop putting hate on others ppl mind...
whytcrayon
If the terrorists were anything but white, they’d been mowed down with live rounds on the steps by no less than 250 police in riot gear
Liquidbullets
Just like when the cops shot a bunch of black protestors that took over Seattles eastern precinct.
BeFairToEveryonePlease
Who's making these comparisons? I mean discrimination is real, but this just makes a mockery of a serious issue.
MalePerson
Why is that dude not afraid to show his face? Why were the cops letting them in and taking selfies with them?
BeFairToEveryonePlease
They're deluded, 1. They thought they would make a statement and be taken seriously. 2. They thought they wouldn't get in trouble. Delusion.
HUGHgReaction
Cya in ten years
DeepThought42
criticalma55
He also said Trump was getting re-elected, so...
2020happened
dmophatty
I’ve been thinking of this skit all day... funny, yet disappointing
PatrickDiomedes
what skit?
dmophatty
https://youtu.be/xiKrWUoTq4s
sillytofu
How is this dude not identified yet
ThesePipesAreClean
He’s from Parrish Fl
wkearney99
Don't you know? That's Via Getty.
ralphie84
And he's put the podium up on Ebay
EroticZombiePants
Are we sure Trump wasn't just having a fire sale on all the crap he stole from the White House?
brexthebestpromoter711
https://m.facebook.com/home.php
dalaiyoda
Hey "best promoter". You fucked up your linkspam shit.
pluto408
NastyNashty
Hey look it’s Via Getty!
PhilFromAccounting
https://twitter.com/viagetty
Rainbowdaesh
8/10, cops aren't kneeling on the black guys neck
WackyTicTacCasualty
I was going to mention that too....
brightestdiamond
I think this is from @thefakepan on IG
Ziinuka
It is, not sure why they've cropper the photo and not credited the artist.
Maelstromboli
They arrested a bunch of white people on the ground at the capitol too- on video- but fuck an honest comparison, I guess. Downvote me.
Maelstromboli
Highlight the things that support your position and downplay or outright ignore the things that don’t. I see you.
Tomadzo
I've been hesitant to get on the ACAB train, but boy that train seems to be getting longer and longer
myotherusernameismyotherusername
Sure seem to be a lot of isolated incidents.
StarShineSurreal
dogwithahumanface
Welcome aboard. It's time people understand that policing is literally an institution of white supremacy. Cops don't make communities safe.
stondeed
In USA, possibly. In Finland the police enjoy 90-something% trust rate from population and are very respected.
Perkunas687
Forgive my ignorance: ACAB?
echoechoecho
All Cops Are Bastards
isthisthekrustrykrabnothisispatrick
All Cops are Bastards
ReferenceGameOnPoint
Well shit, I thought it was “bad” not bastards. Works
jayar1st
Police made over 70 arrests. 56 officers were Injured while taking back the capital from these insurrectionists.
Crookie281
Most of those arrests happened at night, though, right? There were only 13 arrests at the Capitol building, I thought.
starshroom108
Reports said less than 60 by this morning
jayar1st
https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/local/dc/trump-rally-arrest-numbers-from-washington-dc-police-officials-released/65-a66ab770-6289-4b1c-9c
jayar1st
83 as of this morning
RedRiotUnbreakable
whytcrayon
He’s not even a protester. He’s just taking a stand... I’ll see myself out
Darkspire
You ever get tired of being on the wrong side of history?
SilverNicktail
That's him *counter protesting BLM*, you lying liar. Lie less, fascist. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErJnBtSXcAMIO3V?format=jpg
SilverNicktail
Even in your fucking picture the BLM protesters are on the OTHER side of the cop line. You liar.
RedRiotUnbreakable
The pic is pointing out he is an antifa/blm not a trumptard you shoe...
SilverNicktail
Did you even read that comment you stupid knob?
SilverNicktail
Did you look at the comment where I showed you him at that protest wearing his MAGA hat? You stupid knob?
snikpmupgnihsamseht
That dude is going to be in history books... and prison.
Enigma3780
But the podium is on ebay
WhatTheDormouseSaid
I'll believe it when i see it.
Animorphs
He has the same name as me. :(
gwenniechan
Hopefully
TheUnrealFire
What about those police?
FlissFloss86Gaming
He reminds me of Chip from Fixer Upper. You know, other than being a terrorist
NinjaGrizzlyBear
Maybe he needed the podium/lectern for one of his remodels?
NateOfAmericans
I highly doubt it.
HeywouldJablowme
With such a photogenic mugshot.
beachbum273
You know better than that
Ardback
Prison ? ha ! I bet that any of those fuckers are going to be arrested
Trankia12
Honestly would we even know if they sent him to prison? Its not the kind of info that gets reported freely.
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Trankia12
I don't think they'd give us names do they? They'd just give us a number of how many arrests. Only family would get names.
bwav8
Possibly death row. Two deaths because of a crime he was part of
Cheomesh
He will never face charges.
gurlsnuggler
After 5 deaths and vandalism? It’s a certainty.
ShamanOfHigh
If he put it back and didn't damage it, it might be disorderly conduct rather than vandalism and if he didn't attack anyone might get off
gurlsnuggler
No. He’s fckd.
ShamanOfHigh
prove it?
ABillionDucks
Dude, some states wanted to pass bills to make it legal to run over protestors.
gurlsnuggler
beachbum273
There really is a treet for everything
ShamanOfHigh
*unless they get pardoned
gurlsnuggler
He can’t but it would be scary if he could.
The1WhoDoesntPost
He will, you know he will because " there's always a tweet." It's like math, or physics. There cycle must be complete.
ShamanOfHigh
the people he already pardoned were jailed for war crimes, what makes you think rioters would be any more difficult for it :P
gurlsnuggler
Even pardons have their limit. This is one of them.
gurlsnuggler
Can’t pardon people for things he’s involved with. He incited this, 2 cabinet members have resigned because of that.
PunkyPicc
Lol, and he will have dicks and mustaches drawn on him by school children forever.
FuzzyNutSak
Hopefully
noproblllama
..... ...thank you I needed that.
ph4i1
No just once. The school will use the same book forever
bwav8
He will have his teeth knocked out. Soft little nancyboy is about to find out convicted felons don't like any sort of traitor
Badmusick
I love this comment
EVERYB0DYP00PS
The most severe of punishments.
NoRoutesFound
I mean... I will say that I'll never forget certain instances of defiled textbooks. 20+ years and I still chuckle about some of them
LyraTheLycan
I loved the goose chases through the book "turn to page 47" "now page 23" etc, only to end up on a rude drawing or a message
hannaFitPrince
In my old lecture theatre someone had carved a button onto a desk with a pen, labelled "press here to eject lecturer"
RelartOfGivia
fiddlewheelx
It really rubs me the wrong way seeing him smile like that. I can't put my finger on why.
Dogmom2008
So he’s antifa right? At least that’s what all of my conservative friends are saying...
EternalSunshineOfTheSpotlessMind
As an Adam, fuck that guy for besmirching my name.
alyssazcs101
Fucking Florida
ironman3010
Am I the only one who thinks he looks exactly like a young Richard Branson?
StorytellingSalem
Who makes these? I wanna congratulate them!
ButterLube
These aren't terrorists. Terrorists open fire on crowds and use explosives indiscriminately. Stop using language wrong.
DanielAraiza
they're terrorists. a person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation in the pursuit of political aims.
ButterLube
No they're not. Theyre a bunch of idiots who were protesting without any sort of police presence to contain them. The police failed doing...
ButterLube
Their jobs. Terrorists would have shown up with AR's and either started shooting or took the building and took hostages. Using terrorist
FeverandAgue
Real douchebag but really a great photo. Agreed, most definitely will be in history books.
OtherErinFromTheOffice
I think the confederate flag picture will be in the books for sure. This one is a fifty-fifty shot i'd say.
eshay
i hate everything about everyone involved in the storm on the capital, but it’s a hilarious photo
philthechamp
Makes me very upset because he captures such a cheerful innocence while either totally unaware of or actively getting off on the true
philthechamp
Evil behind the attempted coup at the capital.
BisAndThighHighs
It really does prove "A picture says a thousand words."
buttbuttpartywagon
Florida man...
graehall
Haha. I saw the picture and said aloud "The ultimate Florida Man"
NonstopRampage
the reddest of necks.
KesselRunner101
I'm not critiquing your intention but would like to point out the term "redneck" originated in coal country of Appalachia. It actually
KesselRunner101
Referred to red bandanas worn around the necks of those fighting in the miner wars in the early 1920s for fair labor practices and unionizat