Jan 27, 2020 4:51 AM
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Acefowl
The Alaskan Hash Queen!
SometimesIUseAllOfMyCharactersAtOnceAndDontCareAboutTheConsequ
The Pedos! Looking at you 'Prince' Andrew!
Eddi3v
Our reptilian overlords!
gtotherizzle
Sea Bears
phillipsnelson
Drop Bears!
Gutterbuddy
Carbs?!?!
LisaSimps0nsDr3aM
Corruption
TheVampireDante
"Spider-man!"
spidermenz
What did I ever do to you?
goflyblind
he's a menace!
Problemwoodchuck
Martians?
Extrasauceplease
We need an earth shattering kaboom!
HogWashDiddler
Flat earthers.
nokers
The Mexican Inquisition
SecondAccountforDoingOtherShit
Pretty sure the cartels put a stop to that.
parsivalandthegrail
Didn't expect that
ChosenChaos
No one ever does!
Mordy9
v
Richter12x2
Que?
ProfessorLavaHot
THE JUDEAN PEOPLE'S FRONT
idownvoteyouruglycats
@NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
MasterFlippyFloppy
SPLITTERS!!!
calichillionaire
Meter maids.
burentsu
Bugs from Klendathu!
Stuntpawn5
dingdongtittytwinkle
The government!!
WombatWithWholeWheatWish
Uhm... the backward toilet paper people?
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
It's clearly "beards not mullets"
TodayIsSlapANaziDay
The forward toilet paper people!
Thecynicalspud
WAAAAAGHHHH
leanervirus
Crab people
The dang hippies!
Volimar
NotWelcomehere
Sad that she lost her career for speaking the truth...
dedpaen
The Sun. It’s been trying to kill us every time we go outside.
amagiciannamedgob
Fucking sun. I hate it too. Long live the fucking Beast.
Tooth Decay?
RandyRandalman
Nice.
rhombusrightangle
We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth!
in70x
Stan!! Where’s your brother!!
WraithTDK
He's mean and he hurts, and his name's tooth ecay!
theoriginalpc
GINGIVITIS
no, that's just scott.
whitefoxkei
He's a dick.
SarosFM
verypaulsible
Oh no Cavity creeps! look out!
tankman303
We make holes in teeth!
LatexLola
"For too long this country has been suffering a great moral and oral decay, in spirit and incisors"
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
Peoples Front of Judea.
muffinlovin
im still waiting for the reference...
joeyjojosharknado
Splitters!
SpamYarBlockers
LongoloidFartExplosion
BorkBorkasson
Bah, I'm too slow and you were faster than me. +1
@RepliRich
Rasdwatrium
HeilHasselhoff
The bourgeoisie!
Bad and boujee.
NotWrongJustNotRight
Sparta!!!!
AtsaMattaForMe
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Right! Down with Sparta!!!
SamsontheNerd
Who?
Player3hasArrived
Yes
Bogwoppit77
Greetings fellow owl.
The Romans!
samesamebutnotthesame
Descendants of the Romans
alecdshope
I thought it was the Judean People's Front.
The Romulans
Pokedthebear
I ask you. What have the romans ever done for us?
Shismouche
All hail to Caesar's Legion !
girlfartjapan
Nobody ever expects the Romans!
znexx
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS!
“Romans they go the house?!?”
postalval
Conjugate the verb boy!
One8updude
Now write it a hundred times@
The aqueduct.
DontcallmeRooster
Right. Right. The aqueduct. But aside from that, what have they ever done for us?
Itsokaytopoophere
Sanitation!
Odballl
Carthage must be destroyed!
Quessir
Carthago delenda est!
JosteinCena
Iudea delenda est!
DanceWithMeLampy
VESPASIAN HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
SL4pthePANCAKES
PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!
AggressiveChickenSandwich1
G...I...JOOOOOOOOOEEEEE!!!
And the other half is incredible violence.
INeverWaitForIt
And lasers! Pew, pew!
numnumz
The Murdoch media
beardedballs
This pine isn't even a joke, as a working class Aussie, I'm on board
RadicalLeftist
Oh man the reason australia has no real action on climate change and Brexit happened was largely thanks to murdoch media.
may want to add Trumps only friends, Fox and Friends
No one tell him.
tj764
i know this is ment to be a funny post, but is the dwindling effectiveness of antibiotics terrify any one else
No. We are working on a virus infection for bacteria that forces them to spend their evolution points against that. Then AntiBiotics work ag
chine
Hopefully phage therapy will be viable soon.
Good luck paying for it with American health insurance though.
DoggoASAP
It's a very real fear of mine too. It's pretty much a war no one if fighting.
XenoHorse
I wonder how much this applies to specialized antibiotics, rather than the all purpose ones.
Nah
NussKnuspermix
Everything allright man? That was a pretty harsh topic switch.
ErrorUsernameNotSetToInstanceofAnObject
Everything's not alright in our hospitals, that's for sure! MRSA and the like become more common and severe with each passing day.
its just a topic that i feel like very little people pay attention to or care about
darkdragonempress
Didn’t they recently discover a new type of antibiotic? Starts with a c but can’t recall the name. It works differently than typical 1
Nah bro, you're thinking of the corona virus ......
You are right the c was wrong. Apparently what I was thinking of is called Darobactin.
I was apparently also thinking of Nosopharm.
Antibiotics so it’s likely to stay effective. We also have more research into making the body even better at doing its job and multiple 2
Countries are getting a better handle on overuse and cleaning practices. Yes it’s scary but there’s multiple rays of hope. 3
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
The Dutch!
Habitman
Corporate greed
AmariaChan
No worries the dutch hate you too
DarkVoivod
You are right to fear us.
iJudgePeopleForALiving
Also, bring it on.
Spiderbubble
We're basically the bane of America. We have dikes (water walls) to keep all of the water out... the water... FROM MEXICO.
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
The brits! But I'm French so it will always be the same enemy.
MarshallDaemon
The Dutch are amazing.
ILieAboutWhoIAmForFakeInternetPoints
War it is. Mogen de beste winnen.
makeSX
Hate to break it to you, but Denmark doesn't exist....
BigJewishHulk
No it's finland that doesn't exist
MagicOrpheus310
Skipper? What happen to Manfredi and Johnson? That between me and the Danes Private!
zeroexistence
bolobass
You got OVC? yeah you know me!
SpikeReynolds
Living in Michigan, I can confirm this.
As a Dutch person. Bring it on. I'm kick you in the nuts with my wooden shoes.
morphire
Those wood-shoe, cheese-making, oven-having motherfuckers!
Jandegrote
I have seen the wooden shoe model only then made out of cheese does that make it any better ?
IcameIsawIclapt
Don’t forget the safe word is all I m saying
Weegie
Pineapple!
Densteef
Hahaha you'll never defeat us. We have collected almost all the spices on this world, we are all most unstoppable
JHawke
YES! We are ALL most unstoppable.
Mastrobater
And yet your food is shit lmao
Oultnil
I couldn't hear you because of the delicious frikandellen in my ears.
Gotta admit, after a long night of drinking those things are amazing
Obnoxious
I'm Dutch and now I'm offended. What did we ever do to you guys ?
DiscoveredByTheGermansIn1904
Hi, offended. I'm da... Dutch too.
Ellisd326
You ancestors murdered a generation of my ancestors.
Pretty sure our ancestors did murder a lot of of generations across the world you need to be more specific.
jeandolly
You have to be more specific than that.
HypR25
Yeah, there is a list
thefeckamisigningupwithfacebook
(Sweats in British)
pinatafarmer
There's only two things I hate in the world... https://imgur.com/4h0KFl7.gifv
Dracon27
I love Austin's turn at the end, "wait....what?"
Sageypie
I always wondered whether or not if Michael Caine was just acting here and reading his lines, or if he legit hates the Dutch. He seems a-
-secretly ridiculous man, and I feel it'd be on point for him.
BraikingBoss
Maccabi
Is that.... Bill Gates?
Yup, from a legit commercial
osnabb
CeterumCenseo
And Steve Ballmer as Dr. Evil?!
elmohateshimselfbutelmosbloodlustmustbesated
But they have that jump rope game. And the rudder thing...
Northstar11
And salty licorice thing
Touwtjespringen ?
annoyedOnion
Condoms?
shadowfulcrum
And oven thing
iamtheeggmaniamthewalrusiamjohnlennon
Which oven thing?
askaglassofwater
The Dutch Oven; get someone to show you, it's fun!
"Bring it on, tiny people!" - the Dutch
TheTallDutchDude
Metallica93
As a 6'3" dude, I definitely need to find me a Dutch lady. What a country.
Zekubi
After living here for 8 years most of the woman are shorter than 6ft
Wha-!? Don't ruin it for me! D:
You be shorter then my cousin.
I mean, as along as your cousin isn't a dude.
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
I'm dutch-canadian. I'm 5'7. My dad says I'm not short. He's 6'1. Fffffff. And he's the short one on his side.
yeah same here my dad is 6.1 and both me and my step brother are taller than him.
unicdk
Dutch descent here. Managed to be the tallest of my immediate family by an at least inch. I'm 5'8"
... you could cut glass with my amazing cheek bones though.
mrtnus
Me and my brothers are 6'2 to 6'8
ImSmallPleaseHoldMe
As your neighbor: HOLY CHRIST HOW DID YOU GET SO LARGE
[deleted]
ElasticRichard
This is true.
Low air pressure
Because of the frizian people who lived and still live in the Netherlands. Only the Northern provinces have large people
sjleegketting
Milk. We dutch drink oil tankers full of that stuff and it makes a tiny calf into a huge cow in about 6 months.
Acefowl
The Alaskan Hash Queen!
SometimesIUseAllOfMyCharactersAtOnceAndDontCareAboutTheConsequ
The Pedos! Looking at you 'Prince' Andrew!
Eddi3v
Our reptilian overlords!
gtotherizzle
Sea Bears
phillipsnelson
Drop Bears!
Gutterbuddy
Carbs?!?!
LisaSimps0nsDr3aM
Corruption
TheVampireDante
spidermenz
What did I ever do to you?
goflyblind
he's a menace!
Problemwoodchuck
Martians?
Extrasauceplease
We need an earth shattering kaboom!
HogWashDiddler
Flat earthers.
nokers
The Mexican Inquisition
SecondAccountforDoingOtherShit
Pretty sure the cartels put a stop to that.
parsivalandthegrail
Didn't expect that
ChosenChaos
No one ever does!
Mordy9
Richter12x2
Que?
ProfessorLavaHot
THE JUDEAN PEOPLE'S FRONT
idownvoteyouruglycats
@NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
MasterFlippyFloppy
SPLITTERS!!!
calichillionaire
Meter maids.
goflyblind
burentsu
Bugs from Klendathu!
Stuntpawn5
dingdongtittytwinkle
The government!!
WombatWithWholeWheatWish
Uhm... the backward toilet paper people?
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
It's clearly "beards not mullets"
TodayIsSlapANaziDay
The forward toilet paper people!
Thecynicalspud
WAAAAAGHHHH
leanervirus
Crab people
spidermenz
The dang hippies!
Volimar
NotWelcomehere
Sad that she lost her career for speaking the truth...
dedpaen
The Sun. It’s been trying to kill us every time we go outside.
amagiciannamedgob
Fucking sun. I hate it too. Long live the fucking Beast.
Acefowl
Tooth Decay?
RandyRandalman
Nice.
rhombusrightangle
We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth!
in70x
Stan!! Where’s your brother!!
WraithTDK
He's mean and he hurts, and his name's tooth ecay!
theoriginalpc
GINGIVITIS
goflyblind
no, that's just scott.
whitefoxkei
He's a dick.
SarosFM
verypaulsible
Oh no Cavity creeps! look out!
tankman303
We make holes in teeth!
LatexLola
"For too long this country has been suffering a great moral and oral decay, in spirit and incisors"
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
Peoples Front of Judea.
muffinlovin
im still waiting for the reference...
joeyjojosharknado
Splitters!
SpamYarBlockers
Splitters!
LongoloidFartExplosion
Splitters!
BorkBorkasson
Bah, I'm too slow and you were faster than me. +1
idownvoteyouruglycats
@RepliRich
Rasdwatrium
Splitters!
HeilHasselhoff
The bourgeoisie!
calichillionaire
Bad and boujee.
NotWrongJustNotRight
Sparta!!!!
AtsaMattaForMe
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Right! Down with Sparta!!!
SamsontheNerd
Who?
Player3hasArrived
Yes
Bogwoppit77
Greetings fellow owl.
SamsontheNerd
Who?
MasterFlippyFloppy
The Romans!
samesamebutnotthesame
Descendants of the Romans
alecdshope
I thought it was the Judean People's Front.
Stuntpawn5
The Romulans
Pokedthebear
I ask you. What have the romans ever done for us?
Shismouche
All hail to Caesar's Legion !
girlfartjapan
Nobody ever expects the Romans!
znexx
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS!
MasterFlippyFloppy
“Romans they go the house?!?”
postalval
Conjugate the verb boy!
One8updude
Now write it a hundred times@
AtsaMattaForMe
MasterFlippyFloppy
The aqueduct.
AtsaMattaForMe
DontcallmeRooster
Right. Right. The aqueduct. But aside from that, what have they ever done for us?
Itsokaytopoophere
Sanitation!
Odballl
Carthage must be destroyed!
Quessir
Carthago delenda est!
JosteinCena
Iudea delenda est!
DanceWithMeLampy
VESPASIAN HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
AtsaMattaForMe
SL4pthePANCAKES
PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!
AggressiveChickenSandwich1
G...I...JOOOOOOOOOEEEEE!!!
HeilHasselhoff
And the other half is incredible violence.
INeverWaitForIt
And lasers! Pew, pew!
AtsaMattaForMe
numnumz
The Murdoch media
beardedballs
This pine isn't even a joke, as a working class Aussie, I'm on board
RadicalLeftist
Oh man the reason australia has no real action on climate change and Brexit happened was largely thanks to murdoch media.
phillipsnelson
may want to add Trumps only friends, Fox and Friends
amagiciannamedgob
No one tell him.
tj764
i know this is ment to be a funny post, but is the dwindling effectiveness of antibiotics terrify any one else
Rasdwatrium
No. We are working on a virus infection for bacteria that forces them to spend their evolution points against that. Then AntiBiotics work ag
chine
Hopefully phage therapy will be viable soon.
chine
Good luck paying for it with American health insurance though.
DoggoASAP
It's a very real fear of mine too. It's pretty much a war no one if fighting.
XenoHorse
I wonder how much this applies to specialized antibiotics, rather than the all purpose ones.
gtotherizzle
Nah
NussKnuspermix
Everything allright man? That was a pretty harsh topic switch.
ErrorUsernameNotSetToInstanceofAnObject
Everything's not alright in our hospitals, that's for sure! MRSA and the like become more common and severe with each passing day.
tj764
its just a topic that i feel like very little people pay attention to or care about
darkdragonempress
Didn’t they recently discover a new type of antibiotic? Starts with a c but can’t recall the name. It works differently than typical 1
beardedballs
Nah bro, you're thinking of the corona virus ......
darkdragonempress
You are right the c was wrong. Apparently what I was thinking of is called Darobactin.
darkdragonempress
I was apparently also thinking of Nosopharm.
darkdragonempress
Antibiotics so it’s likely to stay effective. We also have more research into making the body even better at doing its job and multiple 2
darkdragonempress
Countries are getting a better handle on overuse and cleaning practices. Yes it’s scary but there’s multiple rays of hope. 3
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
The Dutch!
Habitman
Corporate greed
AmariaChan
No worries the dutch hate you too
DarkVoivod
You are right to fear us.
iJudgePeopleForALiving
iJudgePeopleForALiving
Also, bring it on.
Spiderbubble
We're basically the bane of America. We have dikes (water walls) to keep all of the water out... the water... FROM MEXICO.
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
The brits! But I'm French so it will always be the same enemy.
MarshallDaemon
The Dutch are amazing.
ILieAboutWhoIAmForFakeInternetPoints
War it is. Mogen de beste winnen.
makeSX
HeilHasselhoff
Hate to break it to you, but Denmark doesn't exist....
BigJewishHulk
No it's finland that doesn't exist
MagicOrpheus310
Skipper? What happen to Manfredi and Johnson? That between me and the Danes Private!
zeroexistence
bolobass
You got OVC? yeah you know me!
SpikeReynolds
Living in Michigan, I can confirm this.
BigJewishHulk
As a Dutch person. Bring it on. I'm kick you in the nuts with my wooden shoes.
morphire
Those wood-shoe, cheese-making, oven-having motherfuckers!
Jandegrote
I have seen the wooden shoe model only then made out of cheese does that make it any better ?
IcameIsawIclapt
Don’t forget the safe word is all I m saying
Weegie
Pineapple!
IcameIsawIclapt
Densteef
Hahaha you'll never defeat us. We have collected almost all the spices on this world, we are all most unstoppable
JHawke
YES! We are ALL most unstoppable.
Mastrobater
And yet your food is shit lmao
Oultnil
I couldn't hear you because of the delicious frikandellen in my ears.
Mastrobater
Gotta admit, after a long night of drinking those things are amazing
Obnoxious
I'm Dutch and now I'm offended. What did we ever do to you guys ?
DiscoveredByTheGermansIn1904
Hi, offended. I'm da... Dutch too.
Ellisd326
You ancestors murdered a generation of my ancestors.
Jandegrote
Pretty sure our ancestors did murder a lot of of generations across the world you need to be more specific.
jeandolly
You have to be more specific than that.
HypR25
Yeah, there is a list
thefeckamisigningupwithfacebook
(Sweats in British)
pinatafarmer
There's only two things I hate in the world... https://imgur.com/4h0KFl7.gifv
Dracon27
I love Austin's turn at the end, "wait....what?"
Sageypie
I always wondered whether or not if Michael Caine was just acting here and reading his lines, or if he legit hates the Dutch. He seems a-
Sageypie
-secretly ridiculous man, and I feel it'd be on point for him.
BraikingBoss
Maccabi
Is that.... Bill Gates?
Dracon27
Yup, from a legit commercial
osnabb
CeterumCenseo
And Steve Ballmer as Dr. Evil?!
elmohateshimselfbutelmosbloodlustmustbesated
But they have that jump rope game. And the rudder thing...
Northstar11
And salty licorice thing
Obnoxious
Touwtjespringen ?
annoyedOnion
Condoms?
shadowfulcrum
And oven thing
iamtheeggmaniamthewalrusiamjohnlennon
Which oven thing?
askaglassofwater
The Dutch Oven; get someone to show you, it's fun!
bolobass
"Bring it on, tiny people!" - the Dutch
TheTallDutchDude
Metallica93
As a 6'3" dude, I definitely need to find me a Dutch lady. What a country.
Zekubi
After living here for 8 years most of the woman are shorter than 6ft
Metallica93
Wha-!? Don't ruin it for me! D:
Jandegrote
You be shorter then my cousin.
Metallica93
I mean, as along as your cousin isn't a dude.
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
I'm dutch-canadian. I'm 5'7. My dad says I'm not short. He's 6'1. Fffffff. And he's the short one on his side.
Jandegrote
yeah same here my dad is 6.1 and both me and my step brother are taller than him.
unicdk
Dutch descent here. Managed to be the tallest of my immediate family by an at least inch. I'm 5'8"
unicdk
... you could cut glass with my amazing cheek bones though.
mrtnus
Me and my brothers are 6'2 to 6'8
ImSmallPleaseHoldMe
As your neighbor: HOLY CHRIST HOW DID YOU GET SO LARGE
[deleted]
[deleted]
ElasticRichard
This is true.
IcameIsawIclapt
Low air pressure
Densteef
Because of the frizian people who lived and still live in the Netherlands. Only the Northern provinces have large people
sjleegketting
Milk. We dutch drink oil tankers full of that stuff and it makes a tiny calf into a huge cow in about 6 months.