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Feb 10, 2020 4:06 PM
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BassNAss
It's a Black Jack disguised as a coin pouch.
tackleboxfortools
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Is it bad i wanna be hit by this
deimosVII
Load that up with silver dollars and kill a mf
SmokyDoggg
DangerToManifold
Illegal in the uk
PunkCrusade
Someone turned Dewey's rock purse into a coin satchel and that's beautiful
Nerdextrordinaire
I just finished bingeing that show!!! (Again) +1
Ezekiel117
It was a brick wasn’t it?
badbmc
Downloaded MITM and just watched that episode. +1 for you.
maverick4970
Beaten "Centsless"
DudeHoldMyCatnip
soaksloginwood
Toss a coin to your Witcher and he'll beat the shit outta the monster with his coinpurse.
natabus
Not a Monster... but a Guard.
JckCrw
GuideWire
Very cool..... but check your local laws. I think they are also called blackjacks.
MechaNinja
STREET SMARTS
clk62
La Change-Cla
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Treblaine
yambond
Sucks when you forgot you used all your coins, then you whip out this flacid leather pouch.
RandallKavanaugh
I heard about that date... er, from a friend!
blueknot
I want one. Or several.
bikemancs
they are for sale. I own one.
PalmelaHandersan
Good ole fashioned slapjack!
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
Blackjack
GhostofBillyMays
Where's the Bobby hill "that's my coin purse, I don't know you"
SedativeComet
That’s not a new invention. Back in the 20s and 30s one of the most common street weapons was a canvas pouch filled with ball bearings
Treblaine
Second deadliest thing on the street, surpassed only by the Tommy Gun.
SedativeComet
You can see tribute to this in shows such as Batman the animated series as gangsters constantly use it
Opportunist
They didn't say it was invented *recently* ;)
volcanoduck
And the change inside would probably make it act like a dead blow hammer, magnifying the force of the hit.
Deleteded
I can't tell if you're saying that jokingly or seriously.
volcanoduck
Both dot gif
GingeraffeTW
FINALLY a kink toy for the sugar daddies.
Treblaine
If their wallet is full of pennies wouldn't that make them a "splenda daddy"?
GingeraffeTW
Yeah, but I'm going to use my collection of 1944 Steel Wheat Pennies.
manowar669
Some states may classify this as a "sap", or "blackjack", and may be prohibited.
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AdmJota
No brass knuckles. But if there's not enough room in your coin purse, I do have a pair of gloves with slots for storing quarters in.
Farpoint
Definitely illegal in many states as a blackjack.
stukajr
Yes, if you reside in California - felony since the Tong Wars. Law is old, vague and many non-weapon items fall under description.
Beardedgeek72
...But you can carry a gun? I will never understand America, it seems.
efemral
I don't think the sap lobby is as powerful
MastahPetah
Different states have different rules. Mine allows you to carry with a permit, but fireworks ar illegal. Because they're dangerous. -_-
Revelation678
A registered gun.
Beardedgeek72
What? They're afraid someone will manage to hurt the poor gun owner before he gets to shoot them? Again, this does not make sense.
MastahPetah
I dont follow your reasoning. If you were going to let people carry guns, wouldnt it be logical to have them registered with the government?
bigmuffin1
The product is called the "yes daddy"
Khornight
Or for brits who are old enough “who’s the daddy”
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
That depends entirely on how many coins you put in it before you get naked.
UnnecessaryAlgebra
You could add more as you go, easy to ramp up.
BlueCat1
370zSteve
DerkatBaron
WoAh
DeliciousUsersubClubSandwich
FerdinandDaBull
What the hell is even that!?
370zSteve
doctorwoohoo
wow
VitaminJay
AKA the 'Thank you, Daddy'.
MrBoombastic
AKA the "Harder, Daddy".
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
@BINORWAYBOY
nateglen350
May I have another.
AltoPrincess
AKA the "Another, Daddy".
Rymdblomma
It's "Thank you daddy, may I have another?" for you, Princess.
AltoPrincess
Oh. You're right. I'm sorry.
Monkeytron
AKA the ’Forgive me father, for I have sinned’
BeerBatteredandBold
AKA 'Thank you sir, may I have another? '
CorneliusCornwall
AKA *muffled screams of delight*
mydickstings
AKA the “harder, daddy!”
Melonfish
AKA "I couldn't find the jumper cables"
Benegesseritwitch75
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
flarflarf
ok but it's illegal in most states just fyi
OaksParcel
Mugging is illegal everywhere
flarflarf
nothin gets by you
ItzRickGrimz8itch
Why exactly?
fdgftajhgdajgjgfajkahg
weighted weapons are illegal, like blackjacks
flarflarf
it's primary purpose is to sneak up behind someone and knock them out, and it's hard to really come up with a legitimate use for that
Stankpail
Same reason as switchblades and stilletos- archaic laws targeting ethnic groups.
Dagordae
A sap is an easily concealed weapon that’s been extremely popular with criminals for centuries. And doesn’t really have a purpose beyond
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
But guns tho nah they dont purposely build guns thatbare made to be easily concealed like the phone gun
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Shoot .380 its a deringer pistol
Dagordae
Sneak attacks, as an actual weapon it’s pretty terrible. Hard to use effectively in a fight, no reach.
SaItyEuropean
ya a Glock is way better anyways
Mikehippop
Beating a pickpocket with your pocket. What a time to be alive.
hairytrigga
Bruh you dropped your pocket.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Times are a change'n
Treblaine
"Gimme your money!" "You want my money... okay... you'll get every penny!"
BlackDeku
"You already have my money... IN THA FACE!!!"
ImChrisHansen
My pickpocket story. I was pickpocketed in Brussels. I gave chase & saw him take the cash out of my wallet & put It in his hoodie. (1/2)
ImChrisHansen
(2/2) I caught up pulled the cash out & took back my wallet. In the end I ended up with more cash than before. I pickpocketed a pickpocketer
amyhadalittlepond
Where do you stand legally with that? Are you a thief?
KotimainenKayttajanimi
Nah, you can take some interest from the asshole for your time and trouble.
ImChrisHansen
I’d say the law of karma applies and I’m innocent
amyhadalittlepond
Morally yeah, but legally?
dolkas07
Or the pickpocket picks your pocket and you get socket with your picked pocket
kmikl
*sock-it
yonderway
He is speaking the language of the gods
iamfarha
yesthisisdogmeow
Honestly, if a pickpocket is good enough to pick a pouch full of jangling coins off my waist belt, that “socket” is well deserved.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
SideEffectsOfJuice
Socket? Socked? Is "socket" some sort of verb appropriate here I am unaware of? I must know, for I hunger knowledge
ObiWanShalomi
Non-native speaker here, I think it's 'socked'.
SideEffectsOfJuice
I'm not native to English either, I do know of "socked" but perhaps there's more than I know, heh
ObiWanShalomi
I read the initial comment, and I now understand what you mean, and I have the same question :)
Novasrubbercheetah
Except in the USA. You whip that bad boy out, and the mugger will just shoot you.
SpringToMyWinter
Or sue you
Mikehippop
Luckily if you are in the USA you can just shoot the mugger.
Novasrubbercheetah
That too!
marsgoose
Unless you are in a gun free zone, then you just die.
Mikehippop
I always carry. There are no gun free zones. It's easier to surprise someone if they don't see the gun.
Greenshield
For the same reason, I've never understood the hard-on some people seem to have for open carry...
mcbotulism
*Offer not valid in California, New York, Massachusetts, or Washington D.C.
Mikehippop
Unless you are a criminal. Then you can do whatever you want so long as there are no witnesses.
caledric
Don't forget Chicago
IZ42
Idk about you, but I'm not risking drawing a weapon if the mugger has a gun pointed in my direction. He can have my wallet, I ain't dying to
IZ42
Be some cowboy ass idiot.
Mikehippop
Never draw on a drawn gun. You wait for a distraction and then you draw.
Mikehippop
As it so happens, wallets are very distracting.
Dagordae
Also: Don’t do that either. You aren’t a trained gunfighter, if he’s less distracted than you think then you’ll get shot. Evaluate: Is your
IZ42
Even then, there's exactly nothing in my wallet that I view as worth someone dying over (be it me or them) or even carrying a firearm for.
IZ42
Everything is easily replaceable or not worth much and I carry fuckall in cash.
CompletelyUniqueUsername
I think you're making a mistaken assumption that if you give them everything in your wallet he will necessarily not harm you.
Mikehippop
Then you have no problem throwing at them. Aim for the face, put some coins in there so it stings a little. Act like it's unintentional.
woozle
secondgoaround
I’m sorry, Charlie Murphy.
xlugiax
What did the five fingers say to the face?
xlugiax
SMACK!
RejectedCrab
I'M RICK JAMES BITCH
shortwarrior
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
anusBrokenInstructionsNotClear
What did the small change say to the face?
MsUnderstoodAk
First thing I thought of
TagAlongMan
CaptnMurica88
Now that you mention it. I think I'm bleeding inside my chest
KalleGusta
”Charlie Murphy!”
Schleemikron
"I'm Rick James, bitch!"
zappagirl
UNITY!
LarfleezePlz
CaptnMurica88
MissSpelledTattoo
vikingvampireangel
That's called a Sap. They've been around a very long time. Used to just fill them with iron sand.
HitlersArtTeacher
Ah that’s where the rogue spell comes from then
PersonalityFire
https://imgur.com/wgReHN3
Khrome
AN ILLUSION! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? A lil Suramar reference there for the kids.
Hackmastergeneral
"you're that drunken posse! Can I join?" "I don't know, can you swing a sack of doorknobs?" "CAN I?"
purgethefilthyheretics
Oh fuck I’ve always wondered what the crooks used in all the old Donald Duck comics
kkanne20
yep...read about em in many a detective/adventure story, lol.
IdiotSavantTinker
Read about them in some of Terry Pratchett's books.
Yote1963
Back when police brutality was widely accepted
wulf97
Mine had a lead puck in the end, can buy em at Walmart lol
dghammer
And shot.
sjphilyvt
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
You're a sap.
circlebreaker
no u.
vikingvampireangel
Only watching Bambi.
macon317
Slap Jack
textilelover
And alas, there are no rules for sapping in 5e.
Amesang
Apparently keeping track of "non-lethal damage" was too much work for them…
ToasterDent
"Iron Sand" was the original title of that Jimi Hendrix song "Purple Rain"
TexasRed19
Purple Haze? Or Prince’s Purple Rain?
StewedTomaters
If you like Hendrix's "Purple Rain," you'll love Prince's "Raspberry Fields Forever"
MsUnderstoodAk
In addition, their new posthumously recorded album, "When Doves Made of Sand Cry" is AMAZING
betterthanexpected
Iron sand. That's so metal.
rxartisan
What is iron sand?
Khrome
its what the peasants call iron filings.
rxartisan
Oh. Does it have a purpose?
MouVou
It's heavy in a small volume
rxartisan
Ty
Khrome
Used as a weight in some things, when mixed with aluminum powder it makes a powerful compound called Thermite which can melt through steel.
rxartisan
Thermite is wild! Thanks for the info.
flarflarf
they're also illegal in almost every state.
Alfa799
My dad had one, but then he was a cop.
DocWino
Very illegal for a cop to have.
Alfa799
He was a small town cop. He confiscated the blackjack and kept it.
DocWino
A cop has my switchblade
ChillaAquila
But guns aren't, what a time to be alive
IdiotSavantTinker
Oh, I'll just carry a gun then. :-/
onthe6ball
so is mugging.
OnoMichiosCharmingHassakuFace
Source?
flarflarf
‾\_(ツ)_/‾
cousteau
The problem's that mugging is only illegal when it happens; these are illegal even if you don't use it. In both cases, though, >
cousteau
> they're only illegal if you get caught.
flarflarf
same with mugging
InvalidAsh
That's why you don't own a blackjack. You own a replica blackjack shaped paperweight.
vikingvampireangel
Eh. Not so much any more. Straight clubs like truncheons and blackjacks have mixed legality. Saps are generally unregulated.
vikingvampireangel
Definitely jurisdictional though. Always be aware of your local laws!
WookieWookieWookie
Or just beat the muggers ass and leave.
flarflarf
the distinction between a sap and a blackjack is gonna be up to the arresting officer
flarflarf
and honestly I'm not 100% sure on the difference, if any.
flarflarf
most of the data i'm finding treats them as synonyms
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
saps are considered a subcategory of flail type weapon in texas which makes them illegal in almost every county
Giveemtheaxe
Cant you have nunchucks in Texas? Those seem pretty flail like.
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
they are, and are illegal to use as weapons in most counties. inprovised weapons in general (like saps) can turn a few months in jail into
vikingvampireangel
Or lead.
Dagordae
Or rocks. Or soap.
MeteorD8
Or tiny guns.
MagicAndDuctTape
Watchkeeper
On the end of a spring, wrapped in leather. Will break a bone or induce some surprise sleep.
vikingvampireangel
Yep, the nice ones use spring steel. Although some just have leather. Non-lethal in the same way a baseball bat is non-lethal
pancakesplz
The best kind of sleep is the sleep you don't know you're about to have :D
vikingvampireangel
Ah. I remember my days in the sorority.
pancakesplz
*is concerned*
TonyStarksDeadDadHoward
My dad and I found a blackjack in my grandpas things after he died. Now that’s a cool self defense weapon.
TheFluteFromBandCamp
Knuckle duster hidden behind my grandad's cutlery
butIdontownasuitJudith
Only way to win an argument with grandma.
KLUSTENATOR
I'll give you 21 reasons why that's a bad idea.
LunarEntropy
Now a days we prefer the term African American Jack.
supergreenpasta
Thats what i was thinking, remember having to liok it up when reading the hardy boys.
HINMAN
A what?
Private4160
a truncheon
pancakesplz
An attitude adjustment device.
fastjeff
Him and his dad founded something about blackjack and hookers
YourIceCreamMan
Blackjack- Basically a Sap- the same as the thing OP posted-
DeusExSpockina
It’s a fantastic way to crack someone’s skull and/or give them a major concussion. Easy to hide, carry, make and dispose.
otirrub
Reminds me of thief
QuackWok
Great game. It's super cheap right now too I just bought it from the PS store for $3
DryHuskOfAMan
I named my child Garrett because of that game
otirrub
That's amazing. Such a cool game that broke so much ground for dynamic and atmospheric video games
TechnicalDrift
It's a good name
ISnoggedMadamedePompadour
That's awesome. My grandfather was a Texas ranger and after he passed we found the Crossbow and nightstick they issued him.
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
The Rangers issued crossbows?
ISnoggedMadamedePompadour
Apparently they did back then. I didn't think they did, I'll post the photos to my profile later to show the stamp on the side of both
experiencemike
His name wasn't Walker was it?
ISnoggedMadamedePompadour
No but IMO, he would kick the shit out of the bearded Ninja if given the chance
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Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
My dads version was a timing chain from a car wrapped in friction tape. Agreed, vicious.
YangKoete
Old Irish way, I see.
DasMutt
Same, but it was me doing it for me. "Weapon? No officer, that's my tire thumper."
Pokegeologist
Was he a trucker?
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
My dad just used jumper cables.
itsppearsyoucanindeed
So I keep reading on reddit
Beezlebubble
My dad has a hard rubber hose. Won't break bone, won't break skin, but you'll be in a world of hurt. (No evidence)
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barnwolf
It's called LARPing.
Bignizzle656
Hard rubber hose filled with hot melt glue. When it breaks just warm it up. The hose not the skull.
pancakesplz
bar o soap in a sock will do that too. Source: was on the receiving end of this.
IllOnlyForgetThePasswordAgain
'a hard rubber hose' and definitely *not* a dildo.
Importaku
Bar of soap in a sock works great too
MemeElder
Raise with steel ball bearing in a sock.
Gooberiffic
or a padlock in a sock.
tweakbz
I bet it'll leave a bruise
Beezlebubble
True true.
EvilVicious
My dad has a 20 foot long set of jumper cables, breaks and hurts the skin, but they all learn to tolerate it like I have over the years.
SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
My dad made us pick out the perfect switch. Had to be thin and green. I STILL have scars from those damn things.
thatguy10095
K4ptain
I was waiting for it
Gooberiffic
THERE he is
Hurro
*whap* "This hurts me more than you!!" *whap whap*
weerdo
My dad has a very hard penis.. oops wrong topic