Waking up unemployed again to the kindnesses of my fellow degenerates

May 28, 2022 2:16 PM

Thank you guys for the coffee

I'm thinking that the riding crop and the bridle were too much for them at the last party.

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What happened?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, there's nothing like waking up to a fresh, hot cuppa in the morning! https://ko-fi.com/elbowdeepinahorse

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

We like you. One of us... One of US. ONE OF US.

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Liquor and smokes... excellent choice

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

And raw potatoes straight from the sack

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Why not name and shame? It helps other workers to know what companies are abusive.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mostly because I don't want to doxx myself

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That makes sense. Have you visited /r/antiwork? There’s a lot of good resources there for workers that got shafted.

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Maybe go ElbowDeepInACow?

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Oh god no, haha. Cows are diarrhea factories.

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Only If you're lactose intolerant

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Im well aware, worked with calfs years ago. Nothing like getting hosed down with brown water.

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What... what exactly did that one find?

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It has the same coloring as mama's eye... Maybe a fake eye? I dunno.

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It looks kind of like a billiard ball.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, you know what? I bet they were looking for mama's "8-ball"

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I'm glad they didn't find the "real" one. It's too early for that!

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I've been unemployed since February. I've had no luck in interviews. My old job called me back asking me to return. It's a toxic place...

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And I don't really have much choice other than to go back to it, otherwise I would lose my house. I hate this, but I need the income.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

*very big hugs* Keep hunting even if you go back. Nobody should have to choose between toxicity and homelessness.

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As always, go to https://www.findhelp.org/ for anything having to do with survival, including food, shelter, and job assist. US only.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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Most of those collect your email and sell it to spammers which sucks about that

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