Jul 29, 2020 11:24 PM
loctrizzle
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trennerson
I am.
Molliculez
In soccer during high school I got a yellow card for being too rough, and later in the game the girl bit me. I still have a fucking scar.
RocketNewman
The pink mist
YouTestedMyReflexesAndItTurnedOutFINE
Well if faking can get you a penalty kick which can win a game then the system encourages this behavior.
SsnakeByte
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
v
Rauca
Georgia Page
BeerCir
gavinluke
So sadly
willbailey226131415
She hot
WeirdStealth
When you aint got time for drama because you have a fucking game to win.
JonKratzArtz
airbornecombatengineer
I want to marry her
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Dats hawt.
privateeyeswatchingyouwatchingme
Fuckon eggsy!
OnlyHyperbole
Women are tough as balls. Tougher, even.
erbiumyttriumytterbium
Rugby versus football. Although you DO have to get bandaged up if you're bleeding.
ZombieDK
FINISH HER!!!!!! "No!"
miertam
Professional Women's Soccer vrs Men's.
imsurroundedbyassholes
Its college actually
cogitoro
Rugby is a different sport from soccer. In soccer, world-class sprinters go all-out in an open field. An intentional foul can cripple.
Therefore, contact is treated much more seriously. Because of this, soccer players have a rule that they can exploit.
Some people work hard. Some people cheat and exploit the rules. Champions do both at all times to the best of their ability.
hjf2011
but this is a website for memes and people who never watch any sportsball think football is what they saw in a meme
zeacorzeppelin10
Rugby is intense!
A7XArbalest
As someone who plays, yup. But damn, it's so fun!
herefortheboobies
And rugby girls are wild. Dated one, went to after game drinks saw a lot of lady parts from about 15 mins in and they lost the game.
or this
Deadpoolio7
That’s, that’s not a dive. Do you have any idea how painful it is to miss a half volley like that?
Traja01
Iirc he tore something doing this. Not a dive.
ItsNotPizza
We ladies are quite adept at dealing with pain.
KittieJellybeanToes
Happens when you bleed an average of 10 years of your life. /flex
zerozolo
And have the ability the push a little person out of you. I don't think guys could ever really deal with that.
ExileonDaytonStreet
When lesbians don’t take the week off
HaveYouConfessed
This is why I can't take Ronaldo seriously. He's such a little ball sack.
oumajgad
Did you took him seriosuly when he was elbowed in the eye, was playing almost half of the game almost like Rocky and still scored GWG?
Nope
And then there's Maradona playing with an ankle swollen as big as his leg. But this site thinks all football is dives because of memes.
dodo158
That were the good times ... Coked up, chain smoking players who kept themselves alive with pain killers during the game
ambitiouscouchpotato
A Lindenwood U. Women’s rugger. She was on the sevens team when the bloody nose happened
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
Thank you for bringing the sauce.
justabasicwhitegirlonimgur
STL represent
nescapade
shes from st charles? thats kinda awesome.
An Aussie who went to the university
WellWhatTheHeck
Soccer bores me anyway, but that flopping is utter bullshit.
kyylye
I hate flopping, but touching the face is always a foul in soccer. Just trying to get the refs attention. Could lead to a goal
Just as well this was rugby then, eh?
ShotgunPauley
You probably don’t watch basketball either. Or American football.
Correct. I don't watch any sports.
So might be your problem is with sports and not flopping.
Oh I dislike sports. But the flopping seems especially egregious.
Lilly64
Fans of soccer/football hate flopping to, it’s a problem with how the game is refereed
BlasphemousPigeon
No, it's a problem with how the league governs it. Make it an automatic 5 game suspension/forfeit pay and that will solve it.
jds101
Serious question... why is nothing done about it. In hockey, you'll get a penalty for delay of game, not to mention the scorn of all fans
A) If you wanna sell a product make it controversial ... it makes People argue and debate for days sometimes B) there are cultural ...
Thank you Sir
... differences. So was ist more or less accepted in Germany as part of the game but when German players switched to English Clubs like ...
... kliensmann, they became ridiculed for diving. It was more of a Gentleman/hockey mentality ...
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
As an obnoxious American, this is why rugby is the one non-American sport that I like.
Rodvitner
Also less CTE.
NameyMcUsername
Hurling is pretty neat too
DarkSock
In rugby if you allow blood to leave your body you’re accused of flopping
surelyoneoftheseusernamesisavailable
Soccer is 90minutes of pretending you're hurt; rugby is 80minutes of pretending you're not.
insongwhang
Are you talking about sports originating from USA or sports played in USA? Rugby is getting pretty big over there.
Thickinthewarm
You haven't seen hurling then?
No not Curling, but Hurling.
No, not vomiting. Hurling.
MERGATROYDER
As an American and multiple season playing Rugby player in my youth, I’m offended.
ZachariasWolfe
It's just not very popular here professionally, it's not UN-American.
shadefang
We play it here, but we can't really claim it as ours.
ghotioguts
If you have a national team then I would say you are a rugby nation. And the USA 7s team is pretty good.
I get what you're saying, what I was moreso saying is that it's not particularly popular, and not generally associated with our country.
ThePowerOf42
Ever heard about Aussie Rules Football? https://youtu.be/MVUpKtrWihs almost makes rugby and American Football look like a crocket match
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DukeDarkwood
Is that meant to be cricket or croquet? Or did they invent a hybrid of the two?
MattLantis56
That's terrifying... I love it
feanoreldar
Come on mate. AFL is for pretty boy joggers. Come meet us in the scrum for tough sport.
/a/dza5L55
stinkingyeti
AFL is a bit tough yeah, but it's more like a game for marathon runners rather than brute force
Brunitski
Slim hipped show ponies! all credit to Roy and HG.
Scrums are not that hard! But I am a flanker, so there's that =D
Well come try the front row then, fly boy.
I've had to try that as I'm listed as a front row eligable, but I am perfectly happy as a loose forward!
pollywog73
gonna watch the game in a couple hours...
Who's playing?
Power and Demons....PA is putting it to them hard
chinaPieCreator
Ronaldo and his ilk have destroyed the game, there used to be a lot of Gentlemen’s Rules that didn’t allow for this cheating
He's not cheating tho. The other guy touched his face. Big no no
Sxualhrssmntpanda
Ok mr Neckface
I never said he started it, he was my favourite player when United signed him from Portugal, watched every game he played for us
It’s cheating, no matter how you dress it up
Can you explain what is cheating about getting the refs attention from a clear foul?
He’s trying to get another player sent off, the guy hardly touched him yet he’s going on like he’s been king hit
Plus, it’s not the players job to bring the refs attention to a foul, he’s trying to influence the referee, let me guess, you’re American
Vulteratu
As a non-soccer fan, what did Ronaldo start? I thought He was a good player.
Diving and cheating, it’s been around for years but he took it to another level, culminating in getting Rooney sent off in the World Cup
Ever heard of Italians?
Yes, and when the Premier League got rich and started buying them they brought the cheating and diving with them
He’s probably the greatest player to ever play and he didn’t start anything. This dude’s just ignorant.
He’s not! Best was streets ahead, So was Pell, I saw them play so not ignorant at all you fucking shithead
Then you’re just an old romantic fool living on nostalgia too myopic to recognize his own obsolescence. Shame really.
Messi is also better, Ronaldo is not as good as he thinks he is, also, why did Nani get sent off for doing the same as Ronaldo just did?
Why do you say he’s the best player ever yet wet your nappy when I bring up players from the past who were better?
trennerson
I am.
Molliculez
In soccer during high school I got a yellow card for being too rough, and later in the game the girl bit me. I still have a fucking scar.
RocketNewman
The pink mist
YouTestedMyReflexesAndItTurnedOutFINE
Well if faking can get you a penalty kick which can win a game then the system encourages this behavior.
SsnakeByte
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Rauca
Georgia Page
BeerCir
gavinluke
So sadly
willbailey226131415
She hot
WeirdStealth
When you aint got time for drama because you have a fucking game to win.
JonKratzArtz
airbornecombatengineer
I want to marry her
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Dats hawt.
privateeyeswatchingyouwatchingme
Fuckon eggsy!
OnlyHyperbole
Women are tough as balls. Tougher, even.
erbiumyttriumytterbium
Rugby versus football. Although you DO have to get bandaged up if you're bleeding.
ZombieDK
FINISH HER!!!!!! "No!"
miertam
Professional Women's Soccer vrs Men's.
imsurroundedbyassholes
Its college actually
cogitoro
Rugby is a different sport from soccer. In soccer, world-class sprinters go all-out in an open field. An intentional foul can cripple.
cogitoro
Therefore, contact is treated much more seriously. Because of this, soccer players have a rule that they can exploit.
cogitoro
Some people work hard. Some people cheat and exploit the rules. Champions do both at all times to the best of their ability.
hjf2011
but this is a website for memes and people who never watch any sportsball think football is what they saw in a meme
zeacorzeppelin10
Rugby is intense!
A7XArbalest
As someone who plays, yup. But damn, it's so fun!
herefortheboobies
And rugby girls are wild. Dated one, went to after game drinks saw a lot of lady parts from about 15 mins in and they lost the game.
SsnakeByte
Deadpoolio7
That’s, that’s not a dive. Do you have any idea how painful it is to miss a half volley like that?
Traja01
Iirc he tore something doing this. Not a dive.
ItsNotPizza
We ladies are quite adept at dealing with pain.
KittieJellybeanToes
Happens when you bleed an average of 10 years of your life. /flex
zerozolo
And have the ability the push a little person out of you. I don't think guys could ever really deal with that.
ExileonDaytonStreet
When lesbians don’t take the week off
HaveYouConfessed
This is why I can't take Ronaldo seriously. He's such a little ball sack.
oumajgad
Did you took him seriosuly when he was elbowed in the eye, was playing almost half of the game almost like Rocky and still scored GWG?
HaveYouConfessed
Nope
hjf2011
And then there's Maradona playing with an ankle swollen as big as his leg. But this site thinks all football is dives because of memes.
dodo158
That were the good times ... Coked up, chain smoking players who kept themselves alive with pain killers during the game
ambitiouscouchpotato
A Lindenwood U. Women’s rugger. She was on the sevens team when the bloody nose happened
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
Thank you for bringing the sauce.
justabasicwhitegirlonimgur
STL represent
nescapade
shes from st charles? thats kinda awesome.
ambitiouscouchpotato
An Aussie who went to the university
WellWhatTheHeck
Soccer bores me anyway, but that flopping is utter bullshit.
kyylye
I hate flopping, but touching the face is always a foul in soccer. Just trying to get the refs attention. Could lead to a goal
Rauca
Just as well this was rugby then, eh?
ShotgunPauley
Traja01
You probably don’t watch basketball either. Or American football.
WellWhatTheHeck
Correct. I don't watch any sports.
Traja01
So might be your problem is with sports and not flopping.
WellWhatTheHeck
Oh I dislike sports. But the flopping seems especially egregious.
Lilly64
Fans of soccer/football hate flopping to, it’s a problem with how the game is refereed
BlasphemousPigeon
No, it's a problem with how the league governs it. Make it an automatic 5 game suspension/forfeit pay and that will solve it.
jds101
Serious question... why is nothing done about it. In hockey, you'll get a penalty for delay of game, not to mention the scorn of all fans
dodo158
A) If you wanna sell a product make it controversial ... it makes People argue and debate for days sometimes B) there are cultural ...
jds101
Thank you Sir
dodo158
... differences. So was ist more or less accepted in Germany as part of the game but when German players switched to English Clubs like ...
dodo158
... kliensmann, they became ridiculed for diving. It was more of a Gentleman/hockey mentality ...
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
As an obnoxious American, this is why rugby is the one non-American sport that I like.
Rodvitner
Also less CTE.
NameyMcUsername
Hurling is pretty neat too
DarkSock
In rugby if you allow blood to leave your body you’re accused of flopping
surelyoneoftheseusernamesisavailable
Soccer is 90minutes of pretending you're hurt; rugby is 80minutes of pretending you're not.
insongwhang
Are you talking about sports originating from USA or sports played in USA? Rugby is getting pretty big over there.
Thickinthewarm
You haven't seen hurling then?
Thickinthewarm
No not Curling, but Hurling.
Thickinthewarm
No, not vomiting. Hurling.
MERGATROYDER
As an American and multiple season playing Rugby player in my youth, I’m offended.
ZachariasWolfe
It's just not very popular here professionally, it's not UN-American.
shadefang
We play it here, but we can't really claim it as ours.
ghotioguts
If you have a national team then I would say you are a rugby nation. And the USA 7s team is pretty good.
shadefang
I get what you're saying, what I was moreso saying is that it's not particularly popular, and not generally associated with our country.
ThePowerOf42
Ever heard about Aussie Rules Football? https://youtu.be/MVUpKtrWihs almost makes rugby and American Football look like a crocket match
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[deleted]
DukeDarkwood
Is that meant to be cricket or croquet? Or did they invent a hybrid of the two?
MattLantis56
That's terrifying... I love it
feanoreldar
Come on mate. AFL is for pretty boy joggers. Come meet us in the scrum for tough sport.
feanoreldar
/a/dza5L55
stinkingyeti
AFL is a bit tough yeah, but it's more like a game for marathon runners rather than brute force
Brunitski
Slim hipped show ponies! all credit to Roy and HG.
insongwhang
Scrums are not that hard! But I am a flanker, so there's that =D
feanoreldar
Well come try the front row then, fly boy.
insongwhang
I've had to try that as I'm listed as a front row eligable, but I am perfectly happy as a loose forward!
pollywog73
gonna watch the game in a couple hours...
feanoreldar
Who's playing?
pollywog73
Power and Demons....PA is putting it to them hard
chinaPieCreator
Ronaldo and his ilk have destroyed the game, there used to be a lot of Gentlemen’s Rules that didn’t allow for this cheating
kyylye
He's not cheating tho. The other guy touched his face. Big no no
Sxualhrssmntpanda
Ok mr Neckface
chinaPieCreator
I never said he started it, he was my favourite player when United signed him from Portugal, watched every game he played for us
chinaPieCreator
It’s cheating, no matter how you dress it up
kyylye
Can you explain what is cheating about getting the refs attention from a clear foul?
chinaPieCreator
He’s trying to get another player sent off, the guy hardly touched him yet he’s going on like he’s been king hit
chinaPieCreator
Plus, it’s not the players job to bring the refs attention to a foul, he’s trying to influence the referee, let me guess, you’re American
Vulteratu
As a non-soccer fan, what did Ronaldo start? I thought He was a good player.
chinaPieCreator
Diving and cheating, it’s been around for years but he took it to another level, culminating in getting Rooney sent off in the World Cup
oumajgad
Ever heard of Italians?
chinaPieCreator
Yes, and when the Premier League got rich and started buying them they brought the cheating and diving with them
Traja01
He’s probably the greatest player to ever play and he didn’t start anything. This dude’s just ignorant.
chinaPieCreator
He’s not! Best was streets ahead, So was Pell, I saw them play so not ignorant at all you fucking shithead
Traja01
Then you’re just an old romantic fool living on nostalgia too myopic to recognize his own obsolescence. Shame really.
chinaPieCreator
Messi is also better, Ronaldo is not as good as he thinks he is, also, why did Nani get sent off for doing the same as Ronaldo just did?
chinaPieCreator
Why do you say he’s the best player ever yet wet your nappy when I bring up players from the past who were better?