May 23, 2021 10:00 PM
MithrandirGi
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Or put in re-education camps
mickison
Nice
VinnyVeritas
When your "brand" loyalty is stronger than your concern for the community or the store employees... check your values
FirstThingThatCameToMind
The point of preventive measures is to do them BEFORE there's a death toll
cdnmDECEMBER
I understand your sentiment but I’d stay away from putting anyone in re-education camps
Ababybunny
While EVERYONE working there has to wear one!
Lucky1130
You go to Whole Foods every day?
SherMattLockSmith
1,100 deaths in DC now.
mohavewolfpup
Wait, every day? How shitty is your meal planning if you have to shop every day at a overpriced grocery store?
zOriginal
Mythos is a hell of a drug.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
I'd bet $1000 dollars she runs for POTUS in one of the next 4 elections. And I'll bet $500 if she does, she wins the GOP primary. Horrific.
WeSingLalaWhileTheDevilDoesTheChaCha
Isn't she a Former Guy fellator?
Krayton29
Thank you for not cropping the date off!
Pattosaurus20xx
I had a talk with my bosses about this "masks optional" shit. Like, I literally can't afford to shop here or get sick with what you pay me.
Ihopethisisfree
What kind of asshole has the time and money to shop at Whole Foods every damn day!?
OhIfIMust
Candace Owens, for one.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
I like Stiller's response here. No flowery language, no overdoing it. Minimalist, matter-of-fact. Once you've said everything, why say more?
SpiderProof
Why do I need to keep brushing my teeth!? I don't have any cavities at all! Brushing my teeth was a waste of time!
Devylin
This is also from over a year ago. So, at the time it probably was that low. She's a piece of shit and she had her 15 minutes...
DanaConti5
She’s trying to improve her SEO by going after celebrities now.
naytorin
Ah, Candace "the only problem with Hitler was expansionism" Owens publicly displaying her idiocy again.
ALovelyTime
“We come to this Whole Foods every day” - weird flex but okay
samsonsimson
I wish I could treat a whole grocery store as my personal refrigerator-pantry.
captainfakeypants
Inability to plan more than 24h ahead is a fantastic indicator of intelligence, or rather lack thereof.
Chereazi
"measures to prevent deaths work. So why should be continue using them?!?"
ThereAreManyOthersLikeItButThisOneIsMine
"Wearing a mask just protects *other* people, not myself. Why would I bother doing that?" is more the vibe I get from these people.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Look buddy, we've done the literal least we could, under pressure from people who say we should. Isn't my perfunctory effort enough??
mastertmo
April 2020 - way back at the beginning.
ilovedarkchocolate
So she’s ok of DC has 69 abortions?
tenaciousjeebs
Why does she go to the supermarket every day?
astrangehop
I used to a lot because I'd forget lunch and need ingredients for dinner.
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
She doesn’t, but she’s certain that Whole Foods will realize how badly they need her business and will call and apologize lol
LitchLitch
To see and be seen.
Yinyang107
At Whole Foods?
Of course, anywhere rich people are.
mydogtriestoeatrocks
Down voting for manipulation. This tweet is over a year. You want to make a point, be relevant.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Ben stiller?!
Shewy92
I wonder how much it pays to be the Right's "we can't be racist, look at our one black member! "
There are a lot of black folks on the rights. The overwhelming majority are hucksters, but some are honest in their self-hatred.
Also 69 people dying of something preventable is a lot.
QuickLighting53
Hillary Clinton's investigations tell us 4 deaths is plenty to go crazy about, if it's a Democrat. GQPers in charge? 500k plus is a hoax!
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Brought to you by the Party of Forced Birth...errrr.. Pro Life™
Cassian
It's the perfect grift. Force women to give birth so they can prey on those children in unfortunate conditions slightly later on.
Its 100000000% why the majority of adoption agencies are relgion affiliated. Gotta keep the army of brainwashed christian soldiers growing.
Spinning on its axis as fast as a pulsar.
Arenlor
Pro-life, because anti-choice just sounds bad.
B3N15
Anti-Choice. I refuse to give them the title of Pro-life because they don't actually do anything to limit abortions, just shunt them...
...behind a curtain and make care incredibly difficult and risky for women.
Yup. Welcome back to back-alley abortions.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Thats the point. The pro birth movement only happens when women started getting equal rights. Its meant to disenfranchise them.
SimiKusoni
I think the worst part is that it isn't *meant* for anything, the GOP don't even believe in it. It's just a voting tool they can rally
behind that they don't actually give a fuck about, but will capture some dumbass voters that'll make it an us vs. them thing.
frischcode
As of today the total deaths in D.C. is at 1,125 from COVID. That's more than 69. I wish you had worn the damn mask Candace.
boyRenaissance
Fucking, thanks, Candy
rutheyinabq11
Maybe it's Karen.
picklesue
Tweet is from April last year
Relusion
That's his point. If people weren't so adverse to masks maybe some of those deaths could've been prevented
Hornsoup
Candace, get any worse?
ColdfreezeZero
Some people call those low numbers, but that's 1,125 people too many, every death is too many. :(
poundingCode
That number would be perfect if it included all of Congress
Magjee
It's going to end up 1 in 500 people. That is insane
PMMeAnimeThighs
I thought it was insane when it was 1/2000. The fact that we as a society let it get this bad is just disappointing.
Ccnati
I think both statements are true. 1125 is a low number but it’s still way higher than it should be
Zero is a low number. Everything else is quite high.
TheDogEnd
2,977 people died in 9/11 and the US changed their entire society almost overnight. At one point they had a 9/11 every day. GOP=crickets
My state alone has had about 17 9/11s in total and my governor is mandating that gov't bodies DON'T require masks.
yifin
Texas?
Texas. Abbott is trying to get us all killed.
ThePartyLeader
20$ said she made this up to play a victim
[deleted]
PinkyTheUnicorn2
She makes up lots of things. What's one more?
TwoWheelsGoodFourWheelsBad
It IS a little dated.
Bigemedic
I might not care under other circumstances...but this sentiment is uncomfortably close to: I don’t care how many I kill.
That's pretty much her full time job. And to give the republicans someone to point at to claim they're an ally.of black women.
ThatTransformersDude
She's Aunt Tammy
LazyTheAssCat
Googles Candace Owens* Books: Blackout: How Black America Can Make Its Second Escape from the Democrat Plantation Fucking what?
creamyt
There is a 0% chance any manager's going to call the COPS on someone without them being verbally or physically abusive, or refusing to leave
spaghettiThunderbolt
Eh, you'd be surprised. But unless it gets, or is about to get, physical, it goes to the bottom of the call queue. In cities, that queue can
get incredibly long. Something like this would almost certainly have a lot of more important calls ahead of it without a physical element.
I could believe Candace Owens would do any of those three. Candace Owens is a bitch.
tpanyS
It's the "Refusing to leave" part she's 100% leaving out of her story lol.
DeathLemons
Karen's gonna Karen
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
No bet.
PerpetuityPhoto
Yeah, that's basically all she's good for. She failed as a journalist iirc, so now she's trying to make money as a provocateur.
I guess Putin pays well.
PoopsMcGoo
No way. Its totally normal to go to the supermarket EVERY DAY.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
I mean, I do. But it's a 5 min walk away, and I only ever buy as much as my backpack can carry
AstynaxPie
I do too, but that's because I'm terribly disorganised ?
Shhhhh, don't expose my lies
The party of professional victimhood playing victim?! SHOCK!!
johnvictor
Gaslight. Obstruct. PROJECT HARD MOTHERFUCKER.
Mimsey
This IS overwhelmingly a Republican problem but there are some professional victims in other circles, too. /1
A few years back some toxic people praying on progressives would go kick hornets nests like 4chan by saying insanely stupid shit like.. /2
"Samus' power armor is misogynist because it hides her femininity, and her zero suit clothes are misogynist because they show her figure."/3
Then they'd kick back, wait for the trolls to pour in and spam them with threats and hate, screenshot it, then run to twitter with it. /4
mickison
Nice
VinnyVeritas
When your "brand" loyalty is stronger than your concern for the community or the store employees... check your values
FirstThingThatCameToMind
The point of preventive measures is to do them BEFORE there's a death toll
cdnmDECEMBER
I understand your sentiment but I’d stay away from putting anyone in re-education camps
Ababybunny
While EVERYONE working there has to wear one!
Lucky1130
You go to Whole Foods every day?
SherMattLockSmith
1,100 deaths in DC now.
mohavewolfpup
Wait, every day? How shitty is your meal planning if you have to shop every day at a overpriced grocery store?
zOriginal
Mythos is a hell of a drug.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
I'd bet $1000 dollars she runs for POTUS in one of the next 4 elections. And I'll bet $500 if she does, she wins the GOP primary. Horrific.
WeSingLalaWhileTheDevilDoesTheChaCha
Isn't she a Former Guy fellator?
Krayton29
Thank you for not cropping the date off!
Pattosaurus20xx
I had a talk with my bosses about this "masks optional" shit. Like, I literally can't afford to shop here or get sick with what you pay me.
Ihopethisisfree
What kind of asshole has the time and money to shop at Whole Foods every damn day!?
OhIfIMust
Candace Owens, for one.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
I like Stiller's response here. No flowery language, no overdoing it. Minimalist, matter-of-fact. Once you've said everything, why say more?
SpiderProof
Why do I need to keep brushing my teeth!? I don't have any cavities at all! Brushing my teeth was a waste of time!
Devylin
This is also from over a year ago. So, at the time it probably was that low. She's a piece of shit and she had her 15 minutes...
DanaConti5
She’s trying to improve her SEO by going after celebrities now.
naytorin
Ah, Candace "the only problem with Hitler was expansionism" Owens publicly displaying her idiocy again.
ALovelyTime
“We come to this Whole Foods every day” - weird flex but okay
samsonsimson
I wish I could treat a whole grocery store as my personal refrigerator-pantry.
captainfakeypants
Inability to plan more than 24h ahead is a fantastic indicator of intelligence, or rather lack thereof.
Chereazi
"measures to prevent deaths work. So why should be continue using them?!?"
ThereAreManyOthersLikeItButThisOneIsMine
"Wearing a mask just protects *other* people, not myself. Why would I bother doing that?" is more the vibe I get from these people.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Look buddy, we've done the literal least we could, under pressure from people who say we should. Isn't my perfunctory effort enough??
mastertmo
April 2020 - way back at the beginning.
ilovedarkchocolate
So she’s ok of DC has 69 abortions?
tenaciousjeebs
Why does she go to the supermarket every day?
astrangehop
I used to a lot because I'd forget lunch and need ingredients for dinner.
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
She doesn’t, but she’s certain that Whole Foods will realize how badly they need her business and will call and apologize lol
LitchLitch
To see and be seen.
Yinyang107
At Whole Foods?
LitchLitch
Of course, anywhere rich people are.
mydogtriestoeatrocks
Down voting for manipulation. This tweet is over a year. You want to make a point, be relevant.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Ben stiller?!
Shewy92
I wonder how much it pays to be the Right's "we can't be racist, look at our one black member! "
LitchLitch
There are a lot of black folks on the rights. The overwhelming majority are hucksters, but some are honest in their self-hatred.
Shewy92
Also 69 people dying of something preventable is a lot.
QuickLighting53
Hillary Clinton's investigations tell us 4 deaths is plenty to go crazy about, if it's a Democrat. GQPers in charge? 500k plus is a hoax!
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Brought to you by the Party of Forced Birth...errrr.. Pro Life™
Cassian
It's the perfect grift. Force women to give birth so they can prey on those children in unfortunate conditions slightly later on.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Its 100000000% why the majority of adoption agencies are relgion affiliated. Gotta keep the army of brainwashed christian soldiers growing.
MithrandirGi
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Spinning on its axis as fast as a pulsar.
Arenlor
Pro-life, because anti-choice just sounds bad.
B3N15
Anti-Choice. I refuse to give them the title of Pro-life because they don't actually do anything to limit abortions, just shunt them...
B3N15
...behind a curtain and make care incredibly difficult and risky for women.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Yup. Welcome back to back-alley abortions.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Thats the point. The pro birth movement only happens when women started getting equal rights. Its meant to disenfranchise them.
SimiKusoni
I think the worst part is that it isn't *meant* for anything, the GOP don't even believe in it. It's just a voting tool they can rally
SimiKusoni
behind that they don't actually give a fuck about, but will capture some dumbass voters that'll make it an us vs. them thing.
frischcode
As of today the total deaths in D.C. is at 1,125 from COVID. That's more than 69. I wish you had worn the damn mask Candace.
boyRenaissance
Fucking, thanks, Candy
rutheyinabq11
Maybe it's Karen.
picklesue
Tweet is from April last year
Relusion
That's his point. If people weren't so adverse to masks maybe some of those deaths could've been prevented
Hornsoup
Candace, get any worse?
ColdfreezeZero
Some people call those low numbers, but that's 1,125 people too many, every death is too many. :(
poundingCode
That number would be perfect if it included all of Congress
Magjee
It's going to end up 1 in 500 people. That is insane
PMMeAnimeThighs
I thought it was insane when it was 1/2000. The fact that we as a society let it get this bad is just disappointing.
Ccnati
I think both statements are true. 1125 is a low number but it’s still way higher than it should be
Yinyang107
Zero is a low number. Everything else is quite high.
TheDogEnd
2,977 people died in 9/11 and the US changed their entire society almost overnight. At one point they had a 9/11 every day. GOP=crickets
PMMeAnimeThighs
My state alone has had about 17 9/11s in total and my governor is mandating that gov't bodies DON'T require masks.
yifin
Texas?
PMMeAnimeThighs
Texas. Abbott is trying to get us all killed.
ThePartyLeader
20$ said she made this up to play a victim
[deleted]
[deleted]
PinkyTheUnicorn2
She makes up lots of things. What's one more?
TwoWheelsGoodFourWheelsBad
It IS a little dated.
Bigemedic
I might not care under other circumstances...but this sentiment is uncomfortably close to: I don’t care how many I kill.
QuickLighting53
That's pretty much her full time job. And to give the republicans someone to point at to claim they're an ally.of black women.
ThatTransformersDude
She's Aunt Tammy
LazyTheAssCat
Googles Candace Owens* Books: Blackout: How Black America Can Make Its Second Escape from the Democrat Plantation Fucking what?
creamyt
There is a 0% chance any manager's going to call the COPS on someone without them being verbally or physically abusive, or refusing to leave
spaghettiThunderbolt
Eh, you'd be surprised. But unless it gets, or is about to get, physical, it goes to the bottom of the call queue. In cities, that queue can
spaghettiThunderbolt
get incredibly long. Something like this would almost certainly have a lot of more important calls ahead of it without a physical element.
TheDogEnd
I could believe Candace Owens would do any of those three. Candace Owens is a bitch.
tpanyS
It's the "Refusing to leave" part she's 100% leaving out of her story lol.
DeathLemons
Karen's gonna Karen
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
No bet.
PerpetuityPhoto
Yeah, that's basically all she's good for. She failed as a journalist iirc, so now she's trying to make money as a provocateur.
PerpetuityPhoto
I guess Putin pays well.
PoopsMcGoo
No way. Its totally normal to go to the supermarket EVERY DAY.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
I mean, I do. But it's a 5 min walk away, and I only ever buy as much as my backpack can carry
AstynaxPie
I do too, but that's because I'm terribly disorganised ?
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Shhhhh, don't expose my lies
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
The party of professional victimhood playing victim?! SHOCK!!
johnvictor
Gaslight. Obstruct. PROJECT HARD MOTHERFUCKER.
Mimsey
This IS overwhelmingly a Republican problem but there are some professional victims in other circles, too. /1
Mimsey
A few years back some toxic people praying on progressives would go kick hornets nests like 4chan by saying insanely stupid shit like.. /2
Mimsey
"Samus' power armor is misogynist because it hides her femininity, and her zero suit clothes are misogynist because they show her figure."/3
Mimsey
Then they'd kick back, wait for the trolls to pour in and spam them with threats and hate, screenshot it, then run to twitter with it. /4