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Jan 23, 2018 1:34 AM
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wrrnbnsn4
Children are no longer exemptions under Trump's tax bill.
BensonIsDead
I have a child...... a house... and I still don't qualify?!
Buef0rd
Good luck.........
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
H&R Block of ice
flummoxed0709
He's totally wearing g mascara right?
bs13690
Billy Zane is the man!
jessieraywilde
Can I claim my two dogs and two cats?
AlmightyDylon
You can claim whatever you want. Just don't get audited
bigblackbetty
Maybe
Eclaircissement
bunnyrut
this is my sister's ex every year. he demands to have his kids back in december so he can claim them. no. last year he claimed them and (1/2
bunnyrut
he hadn't had custody of them for almost 3 years. we all reported him for it. (2/2)
Tuvano
We should get a tax break for NOT having children.
CherylCarolCherleneTunt
Yaaaaas. My homie got 8k for his four kids a couple of years ago. I was like wtf?!?!?!
AmArschdieRaeuber
But children are future tax payers. More people=more $$$. At least in developed countries.
deathbykate
Who is the pretty man in this picture?
freakwonderboy
He's a cool guy
DrArctic
Billy Zane
deathbykate
Nice! Thank yoy
AzrielStrife
"Okay, Marge, if anybody asks, you require 24-hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie is seven people and Bart was wounded in Vietnam"
jetzzfan
"Here honey, thanks for using nuclear power!" "Homer, I painted that for you!"
KoRplussomeletters
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KoRplussomeletters
Curse you, Unicode.
Bartdoyouwannaseemynewchainsawandhokeymask
Best reply I’ve seen all day. Nice job friend
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AzrielStrife
That username tho, top notch
mentalcaries
username bears special relevance, +1
mentalcaries
SaraFourImgur
Classic
InfocalypseRising
Just don't claim a home office.
ForgeGoremann
Why not?
HurtfulTurkey
Easy way to get audited, and it's often claimed incorrectly, I.e. it's not solely used for business.
ForgeGoremann
I have a friend who does this, tho i am wary. But they say who wants to audit small potatoes?
FosterMomForKittens
When you depreciate the square footage, messes up sale of the house afterwards.
MediaMuerte
Just needs to be its own room without recreational shit in it
WastingEvenMoreTime
I have had a home office for 10 years and never got audited. It's a normal thing for my field.
HurtfulTurkey
If it's normal for your field, that's probably why you weren't audited. If a pizza delivery guy claimed one though, that might do the trick.
Cheomesh
As a parent, I do not believe I should be able to claim a deduction for having a child.
StraightRight4
Good for you.
idonthaveanaccentyouhaveanaccent
Why not? Honest question
TheDouche
It’s another person using resources. Should pay extra for that, not less.
MediaMuerte
Having children shouldn't decrease what you contribute to society. If anything, you should contribute more.
Cheomesh
Not really.
Cheomesh
People without should not subsidize my poor life choices.
Aeav8r
It's your money. If you get anything back then you paid too much in the first place.
Cheomesh
If I didn't have the child, I wouldn't get as much back.
MediaMuerte
Income tax is theft anyway
Cheomesh
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