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Ah meant to watch this
I will. It will all be book recommendations tho.
Arlanda airport, Blåkulla is where the witches fly to at Easter. Brooms are so 1800s tho.
AI?
Yellowchopsticks
#2 The one on fire hasn't actually been attacked yet. It just burst into flames on its own while trying to mount the other one.
somnif
#34 For those curious, it's a Swedish tradition/holiday thing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_witch
PapaJoeNH
#6 https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dHY1NG96ZXh5bjN5MWN4dmdvNGxqa2hkdGliZWdyYnF5aW4yYndwdiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Rs7Nf29rQNIVFGRuEL/200w.webp
jimd1954
#1 there was an item on a menu one time: All sandwiches come with cheese except peanut butter and tuna.
Sebastopol140
#2
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
Do they have Terry's chocolate orange in America?
7chickens123000
Yes! They're popular for Christmas giving
Totallyscrewedinaustin
#1 it's because there's no butter!
xlavoie
#1 clearly because it has no butter
SuperfluousMeh
#7 save this one for Mother's day 🤣🤣
Medria
#4 Thought it would be fun to see where I ranked vs that dude, let me save you the time I spent solving these. You have to pay to see your results.
ExTechOp
#34
Lulabel73
#1 no butter?! I’m out.
MadamPuddifoot
#36 really @op? You are ASKING if this is AI? 😒🙄
fartharder
#22 just one? How unfortunate
chefsoda
#1 I fully admit that I do not understand what is happening here
CouldntCakeLess
Heresy.
Slashenaar
Guys is there a chance that you're supposed to take the lettuce off and eat it *after* the chocolate orange sandwich?
Fendeezy
They took all the things going bad in the next couple of days and made a sandwich out of them, obviously.
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
No butter. Who the hell is going to eat THAT?
chefsoda
Right? If it was buttered, it'd be a normal thing!
indigenous101
Cardiff, wales. A ledge of a bloke is doing weird sandwiches for his shop.
Showsni
I mean, maybe it's nice? A Terry's Chocolate Orange is certainly nice on its own, and adding bread is just like a chocolate spread sandwich. Adding lettuce is interesting, I guess it adds some texture, and the flavour's probably not too bad.
KMakyra
#4 you get 100 for basically just existing
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
RAB806
#9
LadyNaween
What movie is the get into bed bit from?
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Lady L (1965) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059377/
LadyNaween
thank you! :)
TheBantamMenace
#4 omg ☠️
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Bottom 10% IQ convinced they are a genius. I know IQ doesn't measure everything but holy fuck.
PunkRage
#4 I don't think these tests are accurate at least I hope to fuck they aren't. I got 121 and I'm dumb as a rock and it says that's the top 8%...
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Yep. And that is 21 over the "average" of 100... this dude is 20 under 100 and in the bottom 10%. The problem is people that dumb will never realize that they are that dumb. We are smart enough to know what we are ignorant about while they are stupid enough to believe they know everything.
BastardMan1977
This was a great dump.
prepbatman
I love this nostalgia! Now I want a custom one that makes a middle finger
indigenous101
Thank you!
mormonbatman
Doing it won't solve the problem.
DebbieDangle
It will make a lot of people happy though.
SnozzBerries6969
... but it's a good start!
Bluedinosaur
#12 how I'm reading into this: if I was a screenplay writer and I have the opportunity to write myself getting railed and murdered by Christian Bale, it is my duty to do so.
LootenetDan
She's also a lesbian, so I'm not sure it's about personal gratification for her
Bluedinosaur
I actually knew that, and still attempted to make a bad joke projecting my own personal gratifications 😔
LootenetDan
Amazing. I, too, think if one has an opportunity to do it, one must
PostalHeathen
#33 As I understand it, yes. That fact is what prompted me to go looking for the Italian ancestry that I was told was there, only to learn the folly of trusting family lore. -_-
Milkarius
Thought my dad talked bollocks about French heritage. He was from the DEI after all. Turns out the family is keeping track and until recent privacy laws had a family tree website set up online dating back to the 1600s including sources. Life is wild!
johnxbear
It makes me curious because as they look for any reason to remove people against trump regardless of citizenship if i get a knock on my door where they could try to send me. Im pasty ass white boy but i am a registered cherokee.
Anfalicious
It's complex - maternal line only counts after 1948, and your ancestor can't have renounced their citizenship, which they may have done by becoming a citizen of another country, depending on when and where. It was much easier prior to the EU.
PostalHeathen
Doesn't matter anyway. It was supposed to have been my paternal grandmother's line, but that bit of family lore was dead wrong. Not a single Italian in the lot. In fact, as far as I can tell, my entire paternal line has been here since the early colonial days. No help there. /1
Anfalicious
Yeah you would've been out of luck I'm guessing, pre-1948 it only passed through fathers.
PostalHeathen
My maternal grandfather's grandfather was Hungarian and Hungary offers citizenship by descent. It's also complicated, though, and I may not qualify. I have no idea how to untangle whether I qualify or not. Even if I do, though, Viktor Orban's Hungary is no refuge for me. No help there, either. /2/
Anfalicious
An EU passport is an EU passport. You can live and work in Sweden if you get Hungarian citizenship, but it's also probably too far in the past.
deweydecibel
#1 I hate it when you buy a premade sandwich and there’s on condiments. At least slap some mustard on there or something…
bikergeek6249
I prefer it when there's no condiments, that way I can add the ones I want while not being annoyed with the ones I don't want. And unlike an ingredient you don't like, which can usually can be picked off, you can't remove something like unwanted mayo or Miracle Whip.
deweydecibel
Sure, they do it because they don’t want the bread to get soggy. But that doesn’t help me when I stop for lunch and eat in the car (I actually keep a jar of mustard in the work van now)…
mathknight
It sounds like you already found the solution, lol
deweydecibel
Yeah but I’m sick of mustard!!
SpammersAreScum
#4 It's not surprising that people misunderstand this when it says, "Your IQ is in the top 90.88%" I mean, what is that? How can you reconcile that with the other stated facts? It makes no sense.
somnif
I imagine it makes more sense when your IQ is high. 'You're in the top 5%' works, conceptually. But expanded downward it gets... weird.
SpammersAreScum
Ah, right. But when people fail to understand that 1/3 > 1/4, hence the failure of A&W's 1/3-pounder offering, it gets even trickier.
somnif
(Funny story, that story's only provenance is A&W's old CEO's biography, with no one else being able to corroborate it)
somnif
The ad campaign happened, but its failure being due to stupid Americans is likely a CEO trying to blame shift
SpammersAreScum
Interesting. Thanks, both. My faith in American numeracy is restored. Maybe. A little.