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Feb 9, 2020 3:18 PM
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vystral
Deadspin is right though. Ted Cruz can go and eat some shit
homecooking4u
Tbh Ted Cruz has some funny twitter meme game
toolarchy5
I think the netflix and chill with ted cruz debacle inspired him to learn more. Good on him.
iamsecretsquirrel
rollsteelertide
Glad that site shut down. It was full of White Knights and wealthy liberal guilt.
gankable
It scares me that many of the comments actually think that's a picture of a young Ted Cruz playing basketball (it's Grayson Allen).
xcopperx
They have alot of balls attacking the zodiac killer like that
destinoz
Ted Cruz and Jimmy Kimmel once played the worst game of one on one I’ve ever seen.
AnnieGoolahee
Cruz is a POS. That is all.
AgainstMethod
Fuck Ted Cruz, but that was funny.
lawideas
Aww Deadspin, you got owned. Just take it with grace.
behrditz
How? They asked for a picture of him and he posted a picture of Grayson Allen.
flavivsaetivs
He has yet to live up to his promise of taking on Andrew Yang at Basketball.
khazaria
Well we're still waiting on Trump's IQ test
McFuu
Everyone that worked for Deadspin was let go or put on different sites. The site is dead, rightfully so.
SternoTesticularLigament
Did, umm, did Ted Cruz just owned this deadspin dude? Dayum
TXGodzilla
nah, the staffer deserves the credit
sarkonas
Ted Cruz is hard to like, but his twitter game seems to be on point
BrockEffingSamson
Like that time he tweeted porn by accident?
stevescubasteve
Looks like Grayson Allen
brianglass10
Don’t like his politics, but think I like him lol
rexmundi381931415
This is the comment ive been looking for.
lordFaceGuyBanditZ
Rip deadspin
Knightfall22
What happened to the basketball game he was supposed to play against Yang?
ICY1443
I’ll always be bothered for how attractive I find Ted Cruz in this photo.
buckeyes995
It's not Ted Cruz, it's Grayson Allen
ICY1443
Oh good
Bobeez
He’s still a spineless bootlicker though.
Sonicdahedgie
How so?
Problemwoodchuck
The zodiac killer now leaves old memes at his crime scenes
NZSheeps
Now I'm imagining Red John leaving "U Mad Bro" faces at the scene
kamosey
Opposed net neutrality.
gotchasucka
If you gonna troll, ya gotta roll.
behrditz
Thats Grayson Allen.
SomeCrazyNerd
Is it?
colioDiver
rudejohn
Thatsthejoke.jpg
MrMoustachioso
Hmm. I like Ted Cruz
codepink2303
And this is why assholes like him get power, a couple of memes and people forget their country destroying policies.
daddyshome66
Me too!!
BrockEffingSamson
You wouldn't if you met him. Pretty much no one does.
ICommentTheObvious
Ohh because you've met him? I don't give a shit about his politics and if you judge a person based on a D or an R you're a fucking idiot
BrockEffingSamson
Based on extensive firsthand accounts, including from his own party members. Perhaps read up on the subject before attacking me for being D.
dekket
As much as I loathe the guy, ya gotta hand it to Ted Cruz here.
daddyshome66
Just curious. Strip his political opinion, do you still loathe him? I ask because it seems political opinions and ideas are driving division
TXGodzilla
yep, listened to him chatting it up in a restaurant in Austin. He confirmed why people have such hateful opinions of politicians.
daddyshome66
Sauce?
daddyshome66
So no sauce?
Counterfit
Even other Republicans hate him, so…
JapAnus
No they don't
daddyshome66
So... is that it or did you have a valid argument?
almosteveryusernamewastaken
Lindsey Graham in 2016: "If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you"
Counterfit
Bob Dole has said similar
daddyshome66
Lindsay is a flip flop bi partisan politician. I value little of what he says. Try again.
almosteveryusernamewastaken
to be fair it was said as a joke at the Washington Press Club Foundation's 72nd Congressional Dinner, but it just goes to show ...
almosteveryusernamewastaken
...how unpopular he was and probably still is.
dekket
There is no way to strip his political opinions from his person. It is all he is as far as the public is concerned.
daddyshome66
So loath someone? The left is just so hateful. You don’t feel this way right?
dekket
"the left". Sure, I'm left of Ted Cruz, and? I'm also right of Bernie. Take your pre-conceived notions elsewhere.
dekket
And btw, the GOP stands behind Trump, whom does not mind the support of nazis, so I'd take more care in where I assign the word "hateful"
daddyshome66
I admit it. You fooled me. Took me a little while to see that you were trolling me. Bravo, you got me. I was thinking is he serious? Got me.
Sheepyhead
Only specific political opinions. Being divided with fascists, for instance, is a good thing.
daddyshome66
I fear you don’t know the definition of fascist. Fascism-Dictatorship, forcible suppression of opposition, oppose democracy. So you know.
Sheepyhead
Actually fascism is quite a bit more specific and flexible than that https://www.pegc.us/archive/Articles/eco_ur-fascism.pdf
daddyshome66
Wow, that’s a long definition. Funny how in 1995, the New Yorker decided to modify this definition. I’ll stick with Webster’s
shawnemack
Ted Cruz is an awful human(?), but there are many things worth attacking him over without making up shit that doesn’t matter
MerkNowitzki41
I don't like his politics but he's a great statesman how is he a awful human. For a republican he's sure got a hell of a sense of humor
Treblaine
A worthy opponent. The Hans Gruber of Republicans.
stevechams
I agree!with ya. Too many people think, “since I disagree with you, you must be a worthless pos.”
Skeksis25
That's our culture now. We cant just agree to disagree anymore. Either you are the most righteous, knowledgeable person or a complete POS.
JapAnus
That sounds like something a fucking nazi would say /s
INeverWaitForIt
How is he an awful human being? Trump insulted his father and his wife, and Cruz stumped to phone canvassing for the guy. Think about it,
INeverWaitForIt
he was willing to let some con man insult his family and get away with it for political expedience, and then Cruz practically begged for
INeverWaitForIt
Trump's help when he was running against Beto a few years back.
shawnemack
He basically believes in Christian sharia law, thinks all poor people are lazy moochers, and sucks trumps cock after being bullied by him
MerkNowitzki41
Yeah I know he's a republican but how is he a bad human? /s
StupidFingAsshole
There is no such thing as Christian Sharia Law
daddyshome66
No
BrockEffingSamson
It's a metaphor, ding dong. Laws based on strict reactionary reading of the Bible.
dripsofgreatness
I see why desdspin quit the news business
HedonistBeard
Didn't they do that ages ago? Like, before they started?
fedoraeuphoria
Deadspin was only good for the comment section anyways
TheLegendaryBonk
Did they quit or did the Zodiac Killer strike again?
Shaows
Zodiac Killer killed their entire staff, now the site is run by repost bots and Fiver writers.
DemSumBigAssRidges
Just, for the record... That's not Ted Cruz in the Duke uniform... It's Grayson Allen.
BrockEffingSamson
Actually it was because of late-stage capitalism BS, but cool story.
awazos
Wtf why are people downvoting just to shit on deadspin? They had solid bloggers and it was bs like you said that tanked them. People suck.
BrockEffingSamson
I made the mistake of correcting a comment that had lots of upvotes or something.
GanjalfTheGray
Were you force fed paint chips as a child or did you eat them by choice?
BrockEffingSamson
Do you actually know why they shut down, or are you just reflexively attacking me because something something Ted Cruz?
IUpvoteBoxes
Is the bullshit that not enough people consumed their product (read their shit) to be viable. Even under socialism costs are a thing.
BrockEffingSamson
Why were they profitable before their ownership change? And you think we're under socialism? LOL
IUpvoteBoxes
could be that the split finally happened and the sports people left as they just got sick of it, or maybe other sites moved into their lane
IUpvoteBoxes
Profitable before, not now. A change in facebooks algorithm, increased staff, etc. I see very few sports ppl upset, many political ppl (2)
IUpvoteBoxes
Why would i go to deadspin to read about kap, when the root exists?
IUpvoteBoxes
In a socialist society something like deadspin would be shut down cuz its a net drain and say, housing. Tons of reasons why it could be (1)
BrockEffingSamson
Oops, you confused socialism with centrally-planned communism. And then you confused that with our capitalistic system. How embarrassing.
TyphoonMuscles
No it wouldn't. It would be allowed to operate as long as the workers(writers and site maint. in this case) owned it together.
seedye
Don’t know why the downvotes. A billionaire’s feelings got hurt, sued the parent company out of existence. Site sold & resold. New owners 1/
seedye
decided to revamp the site into another boring ad farm with annoying pop-up and autoplay video ads. Then they told the writers to 2/
seedye
change their winning format, and eventually wound up with all the talent resigning. I’m no business expert, but pretty sure killing 3/
seedye
your brand and losing your top talent are not sound moves. But not atypical. 4/4
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
MrXistentialCrisis
So did some temp/intern get blamed for this?
alphacarotene
I thought it was pretty adorable that the pornstar in the vid he watched looks a lot like his wife.
magicrhombus
Is that the actual one he posted?
jefffoTraveler
Corey Chase.
iamsecretsquirrel
AceVenturasConfidant
algoth00r
Thats zodiacs mom!!
FreebaseCatnip
It’s his not mom
g0st
Her name is Corey Chase and ohh ho ho yes, she do...
apbadogs
Yeah, I’m gonna need a name
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
Corey Chase
AlaskanX
Meh. They’re too fake.
apbadogs
But those abs, holy shit
TeddyDaBear
And you are too round to even have a shot. So sit back, relax, and just enjoy or don't, whatever floats your boat.
MisterRaunchyMudslide
CPatricoo
Gif/jpg combo. As is tradition.
TwoBadMiloshDead
This is the way.
LogicAndEmpathyOverGod
HOLY FUCK, I ACTUALLY WATCHED THIS EXACT VIDEO YESTERDAY. I'm so happy, I'd like to thank my friends for support and the internet as well
ProbablyISIS
How does it feel to share the same taste in porn as the Zodiak Killer?
LogicAndEmpathyOverGod
Look, even Hitler wanked it
LogicAndEmpathyOverGod
She is seeing a guy fucking some chick in a shower, then calls his name to tell him to clean his room. He goes in, she's naked, threesome
Stranger117
dude wtf... Spoiler alert.
Sonorum
Who is this, and why is she relevant to Ted Cruz?
HitTheSackJack
Tedcruzdidnothingwrong
Randomman96
Corey Chase, pornstar. Ted Cruz's twitter account had liked a tweet with the video the above gif is from for a time.
RF2019
its the video he masturbated to
stew9703
Ted Cruze accidentally pressed the like/share button on one of her porn videos.
CPatricoo
Its almost certain that it was a staffer, but it was still pretty fucking funny.
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
From the porn he liked on his Twitter account.
Fogtripper
Apparently a man finding a woman attractive is vorboten in tyool 2020.
cyno01
Its funny cuz she does mostly incest porn.
AlaskanX
Not many actresses around that are almost 40... she’ll be moving into gilf territory soon
cyno01
Yeah, also shes older and has had a little work done, but not enough to be gross, which is uncommon in women her age in porn.
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
Corey Chase is her name.
kingfossil
.
aperturef334
diggerwoods
saving this as a favor to a friend of mine.
SercMoodle
The greatest step mom ever
PuppersAreWhyILiveNow
Honestly, there are a couple others that may be better imo
heXonyou
Mandy Flores
PuppersAreWhyILiveNow
Heather Vaughn
PuppersAreWhyILiveNow
Vahn*
AlexRoczniak
Veronica Vaughn?
PuppersAreWhyILiveNow
Nah, I think shes a little lesser known. You can find some stuff on the hub
Stranger117
.
PuppersAreWhyILiveNow
Lol
JimJonesKoolAidSurvivor
I like jodi west but she gets stuck everywhere. The tub, under the bed, kitchen sink, dryer, and other places
gmoney1504
Sure
PuppersAreWhyILiveNow
Step-Brotherrrrr I'm stuck in the washing machine
KainSama
Xev bellringer