Not the astronaut we need, but the asstronaut we want.

Mar 22, 2019 2:12 PM

silentpterneas

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I'd tronaut her ass for sure!

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Someone show this to Elon quick.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jamesart.com Mike James is a photographer specializing in pin-up.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Futuristic gun.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get that booger hook of that trigger.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cameltoe in spaaaace!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can spot his stuff a mile away.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheryl Peterson on Aliens, Space & SF, Pinterest.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn I need to do more squats

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She looks healthy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor trigger etiquette ?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a rocket she might like.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I lost my heart to a starship trooper..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Space force!!

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SPACE PANTS!

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Turn around

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skintight lycra on ladies..... myfetish :)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that’s quite tight indeed.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not a geologist, but I'm like 60% sure that her "space suit" is not airtight.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like she has a garden gnome for a boyfriend...

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Cover image by Mike James, Azimuth Designs for Rocket Babe: Fallen Angel by Stephen R Dearman.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dont think that outfit is suitable for space travel

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Hmmm, you're right. She should probably take it off.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

“See, the side of your gun says REPLICA, whilst the side of my gun says, Desert Eagle, point-five-oh”

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I understood that reference!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

duh ya leik dags?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

FAKE! In the year 2090 People don't wield Desert-Eagles anymore.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well yeah, a conventional fire arm works off combustion, which doesn't work in space as you need oxygen.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They wield LAZAH BLASTAS!!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who dat.?

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Think her name is Rei. Check out Jamesart.com to maybe decide for yourself.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Chris Hadfield on his day off.

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Man, gravity really works wonders

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

To boldly go where no toe has gone before.

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

To boldly toe where no camel has toed before.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There used to be a comic called 'I Was Kidnapped by Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space'.

7 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 1

That is a mouthful

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Aluminum foil covered doot doot*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does it not exist anymore?

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It died about five years ago due to a copyright dispute between author and publisher. You can still find it, but not through legal means.

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aww...i used to read that :( Loved her other one about the dream world too

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Smash

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If she farts the gas will be sucked into the helmet.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If she fires those thrusters she'll burn her ass off.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nuka girl !

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This is the worst and best EV suit I have ever seen.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I hate to see her go but I love to watch her leave.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Came here hoping for Nuka Girl. Was not disappointed.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Helmet is a perfect fit

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

None of the void can go inside, it's a win.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mine would be....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What....

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Head has been photoshopped. Original: Sorry, could not find bigger resolution.

7 years ago | Likes 176 Dislikes 2

who is that?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He freely admits it is part of his process.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way better!

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Think I found the purpose behind the photoshop... https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1417825663l/23677531.jpg

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The one with black hair looks a lot better than blond

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Thought something looked fucky about it..

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And the gun?

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A spray-painted super soaker.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No, the guns exactly the same silly.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Gun and hand, too.

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Not necessarily... Jamesart.com.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

Dude, the wrinkles are exactly the same. It's photoshopped.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just look at the hair reflecting in the suit it's clearly the blond.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Okay...(sniff)...But i love the brunette....

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