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It’s frosted with mashed potatoes, drizzled in gravy, and topped with fried chicken.
Apr 11, 2018 7:16 AM
oligarchy
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It’s frosted with mashed potatoes, drizzled in gravy, and topped with fried chicken.
alecdshope
I do believe I just had a heart attack. Someone find me some lettuce.
CrazyZonie
Uhg... No
gilgamesh85
Aggressively american
DirtCat
Yeah, I'd like a slice of diabetes with a side of artery clog filling.
fuckyouimguryoufuckingfuck
yum
SkamanSam
As a diabetic, this may be the death I've prepared for my whole life.
Boxingbud
cormbread
zeroversion
I really thought this would be a riff off chicken and waffles and I’m disappointed it is not.
moon35man2000
heebiejeepie
Hot Damn
KazooSwindler
Phoqup
Replace cornbread with waffle
fartharder
Who the hell puts mashed potatoes on cornbread??
samuel8866c1
Where’s mine?
fromthetempest
Was I the only one who thought “no, this is the puppies that look like fried chicken. Im not getting fooled again.”Then, I got fooled again.
dexterousgek
It looks kind of nasty, but if that's mashed potatoes then I'm sold.
NoTraceOfHumanity
whattheass
Who is this?
katirhi
Billie Joe Armstrong, front man of the band Green Day
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Maismehlkuchen / Kartoffelbreiglasur / Frittierter Hühnerbelag
jbilly90
Fuck yes
Slausher
Recipe!!!
itburnswhenupee
30CratesOfTictacs
Bree Miller's creation: https://youtu.be/EBsV5d2pgtI?t=122
JamesTotally
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imlaughin
We get it you like black guys.
Skittleballs
This...this actually pretty cool. 5/7 would diabeetus.
MoreAshyThanLarry
+1 for using diabetes as a verb
TZO2k15
If it doesn't crumble, and is sweet, it is no longer cornbread...
IWouldDoThings
I like sweet cornbread
cautiouskitten
you mean corn cake
SeekerOfTheRing
Good god I'm hungry now, I want to make this (but with tenders cause bone-in chicken is gross)
JupitersWitch
Coconut chicken tenders. Make some batter, not breading, with chopped coconut. It's divine! Top it off with homemade honey mustard.
razoree
It's important to me that you know I respect your right to have an opinion. It's also important to me that you know your opinion is WRONG!
HmmVeryInteresting
Me: that's disgusting, *reads title again* oh it's cornbread but why the icing *reads description * IT'S MASHED POTATOES amazing.
eternallytired
You and me both HmmVeryInteresting
PunchInTheDicker
I had the exact same reaction plus “omg - that’s gravy not caramel! Amazing!”
SteamyVents316
What a roller coaster, right?
TPotShax
I went through the same process while reading your comment. kinda meta
brknsoul
Ermegerd! Mershed Perderders!
FlyingButtPliers
I'm hoping the little flowers are made of butter.
IQNAProductions
I had the same reaction.
aaaaaandimdone
Nope, still looks revolting.
FlyingButtPliers
I'll have yours!
Fyba
To each their own, I'm salivating.
aaaaaandimdone
Props for creativity tho!
CziltangBrone
The whole thing is cold. These foods should be served piping hot straight from the stove/oven.
tinytimbeckybright
I'd just pop my slice in the microwave
LivingDecomposition
jhawker27
That is *violently* Southern.
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
I would violently eat this wonderful creation.
ScrewUTube
Well, this is an odd erection
authenticCAT
Hello? Yes, I'd like to report a crime.
XdelaforceX
wash it down with a gallon of sweet tea and we're in business!
jeoffshotgunjimmyjam
I am violently erect because of this cake.
uniruler
As a Southern Gentleman, I'd eat that.
OmnibusLatinName
*sick metal banjo riff*
imasneakypineapplehead
*steel guitar
OmnibusLatinName
I'd pay to hear that :)
ElbowDeepInACat
Just like slavery
IllBeDamnedifIGotoHell
I may be wrong, but I THINK slavery existed before people colonized America
Sheldonian
Yes, then in America there was a civil war, where the south became famous for wanting to keep slavery going on
jhawker27
Yeah there was some big kafuffle in Egypt a while back with a Pharaoh's adopted brother... raining frogs and rivers of blood or something...
MichaelHames
Thank you the south has it’s screw ups but it’s not like the rest of the world is perfect
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
In the words of the late, great Colonel Sanders: I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
jhawker27
Wait, does anal sex NOT in the woods make babies...?
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
.... Make them what?
SeekerOfTheRing
Be made I guess, I think he/she/attack helicopter was referencing your username
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
*it's a play on words saying that anal sex NOT in the woods would make babies do something*
fuckyouimguryoufuckingfuck
i wanna dip my balls in it
legofham
I want you to dip your balls in it too
counterfeitdreams
If it’s gonna be that kinda party ima stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
JoreckRJasra
I want a t shirt with exactly that written on it, with zero context
fuckyouimguryoufuckingfuck
a blue oxford, of course
Mommasaurusrex
TheHawkRules
Jabbaaaaaaa
nanyatenyaa
anonymousOtterbein
SmashingBrickCastration
Darkspire
Ahh yes, deep fried Spiderman and The Thunder
whatsyourpatronus
This gif is so uncomfortable to watch.
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
Personally, I just find it silly, but that's not why I'm here. I'm here to answer your question. Have a nice day.
Duffman26
darkninja2992
I know of women aroused by this
ILieForPoints
Are they thristier than Guy Fieri on a visit to Flavortown?
darkninja2992
Nah, they just have a kink/fetish for fat guys. Some even want a fat guy they can make fatter, immobile even.
darkninja2992
Seriously though, just look up "female feeder" or "FFA" (female fat admirer) though you may want to add something like BHM