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1. When a products packaging says 'indestructible', that isn't a testament to its durability, it's a challenge.
2. It's perfectly acceptable to get overly excited about absolutely everything.
3. Don't eat charcoal briquettes.
4. There will always be someone who forgives you, regardless of what you've done.
5. When meeting new people yelling at them while hiding behind your favorite person in the room is the proper way to establish dominance.
6. There's no such thing as waking up 'too early'.
7. Sometimes all you need to be is a good listener in order to help someone.
8. Womens shoes are evil and must be destroyed.
9. Womens underwear is also evil and must be destroyed.
10. There is such a thing as unconditional love.
I love you Kira!
JollyGreenJellyBean
Good Doggy! Er, well good in the sense that you're goofy, cute face keeps me from staying angry at what you did. And also you love me.
JollyGreenJellyBean
*your
dentista320
Pet him! Pet him good!
botanicink
She's a her lol, but you can bet your ass that she gets all the pets.
dentista320
*Pet her! Pet her good! (Sorry, my mistake. I am low on caffeine) PS: Well done.