Thund3rbolt
188471
7236
60
A father who lost his arm in an accident six years ago has been given a new lease of life by a hi-tech bionic hand which is so precise he can type again. Nigel Ackland, 53, has been fitted with the Terminator-like carbon fibre mechanical hand which he can control with movements in his upper arm.
The new bebionic3 myoelectric hand, which is also made from aluminium and alloy knuckles, moves like a real human limb by responding to Nigel's muscle twitches. Incredibly, the robotic arm is so sensitive it means the father-of-one can touch type on a computer keyboard, peel vegetables, dress himself for the first time in six years... or even kick back and pour himself a cold one.
CyberSybar
But, can he do The Shocker?
Mist3rMuffin
We are Diamond dogs.
WaitingForCoffee
LordJerome
Make it look like the power glove and I'll go get my hacksaw.
TacoRising
Snake? SNAAAAAAAAKE!
MrTay
Now on to the exciting part attachments.
FraudulentPepsi
It's actually come a lot longer than this. This video is 4 years old. The new model makes this look prehistoric.
CKOD
So what youre saying is, is that we're definitely on schedule for 2027?
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
better not sneeze during 'alone time'
Paladinsabre
Got to test it out now!
peyjturner
"The true enemy of humanity is disorder."
Mappyskf
Metal Gear Solid V right there
Tuoni
Did he attach his brother's soul to an armor ?
keyserv
That is incredible.
Mudbud70
Funny, I just watched an episode of limitless about prosthetic arms last night
egonspenglersepididymis
I was totally hoping he would just smash that fucking bottle at the end in his amazing robot hand.
crimsonghost1
He's a synth! Get em!
robotbob123
Do you have a geiger counter?
MuttMcborkwoof
When it comes the day when those are stronger than real arms i will cut one of mine off and be a cyborg, booya
thebigdnotdallas
Waiting for the day I can replace my knees with something like this lol
walterpeck
I mean full knee replacement surgery is already a thing...
MuttMcborkwoof
Then you will be the bj champion
ShrubNinja
I hear that. The ligaments in mine are really elastic, so the pop out of place all the time.
thisbeminez
Did he try to bring back his mom?
lizardbones
Nah, the arm was to bring back his brother, AFTER they tried bringing back their mom
Sanguiluna
He's already a demon...
TXBadman
Crush the bottle! Crush the bottle! ... Damn
woefullylucid
As an amputee, this gives me hope.
Boondangle40
What are you missing if you don't mind me asking? Almost lost my leg 8 years ago
woefullylucid
My whole left arm. Lost it about eight months ago. So did they reattach yours? They were going to do mine but I was to unstable at the time.
parkourmaster
Be excited. Prosthetics like this are going to become MUCH better in the next decade or so.
allamanamedcarl
There's actually an arm that is connected to your nervous system and let's you "feel" and let's you operate by thought.
maxthyme
...I hate to be "that guy" but, can he jerk off with it?
dweadpiewitwobbits
No worrys every guy here wondered that.
QuantumSupersexposition
i was scrolling and scrolling … sometimes "that guy" means being a hero
tarataqa
Anyone can jerk off with a set of tongs...question is: would he want to?
DJScrambles
I can beat the shit out of my wife much better with it. So, maybe?
FriendlyGuyInWindowlessVan
savage
MightySumo117
Hope to God he practices with a hotdog first
FriendlyGuyInWindowlessVan
ayy
TheFaceOfDave
I need his arm. - Rocket Raccoon probably
Everdred11
Yeah, probably
ElectronicGymnast
Rocket Raccoon checked into his room, only to find Gideon's Bible.
Howdoilife
I just always assumed Rocket didn't have a last name, is that actually his last name or is it just because he's a raccoon?
TheFaceOfDave
Just because he's a raccoon.
AdeptusWolf
TheFaceOfDave
*highest of fives*
BananaForBreakfast
You're ajreal bro. +1
TheFaceOfDave
Bro-status achieved!
angrierpanda
"It's a very important part of the plan."
iSellTeenyTinyFireEngineRedBabyCoffins
RonaldBilliusWeasley
No. You don't understand. I want it more sir.
RLTmavrick
But did he ask for it?
userNamelessOne
He says never
Mycologics
Aahh damn. I thought the same thing. By the by, are you as excited as I am for the new one next month?
strangledbyaturtleneck
IT'S COMING OUT NEXT MONTH?! DJFJFJDKJFJSJDJFJIREJHE
Mycologics
Yes end of august
strangledbyaturtleneck
Oh boy, just in time for the fall semester
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
Ye boiiiii.... shame my computer probably won't be able to run it :(
Mycologics
Well I guess I'm lucky I have a PS4. Never have to worry about it. But when I finish my bachelor imma get a huge rig
egonspenglersepididymis
How are his midichlorians?
sauerteig
Over 9000!
tarataqa
420.69, brah!
OmfgImNotLurking
Thank goodness Synths can't use the Force.
WingedCrusade
Obviously not good enough if he still needs to physically pick up his drink!
cheeseguy3412
7.
PerkyPervertedPet
The midichlorians are the powerhouse of the cell.
MakerOfBadJokes
*Force
Rodltwo
Off the charts
zorbivore
"I'm sorry to say this, but you have jediabetes"
MakerOfBadJokes
Living in an Amish Paradise... I've churned butter once or twice
LimeMime565
Off the scales.
Flobmmando
OFF THE FUCKING CHAIN!!
pizzabaconator
PUT THE PUSSY ON THE CHAINWAX
Megameatloaf
Source... Always post the source for stuff like this. Or anything really.
Mtmerrick
The source is REALLY old. We have way better than this now.
Thund3rbolt
For some reason it's not showing up on the description here u go - sauce - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qUPnnROxvY
allnewuserforyou
Thx dood!
Megameatloaf
Cheers!
Thund3rbolt
Pishaw
LuckyChems
Came here to find this..
FriendlyGuyInWindowlessVan
Came especifically looking for this
XFMR
Expected to see this. Was not disappointed.
Khrome
beat me to it!
rjoseba
Br0doSwaggins
SCHDPRIME
on point. +1
tomyironmane
Needs more BOOMSTICK.
svga
you won best comment ever for most contextually appropriate gif
MordredArturus
Army of darkness?
vonkeswick
Hail to the king baby
Br0doSwaggins
Yep
MordredArturus
Groovy.
vonkeswick
It's funny, in the present, the best he was able to do was strap on a chainsaw, but in the middle ages, he made a robotic hand...
JamesKW1
and now he has the NES Power Glove.
iH8myPP
I plan on being 50 % bionic by 2020.
Dragon10449
No no, I only like ze girls... But whatever floats ur boat my friend
WhyWasentThisTakenYet
But that's when Kanye West is going to run for president.
Howdoilife
"I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation but I think it's worth it."
battery1979
Hope you have a good supply of Neuropozyne.
chrisdafish
"Don't worry I get that look all the time. I am over 70% modified I passed the point of mostly human a long time ago"
KingSwing
Hopefully 2016 will injure me just enough.
AnythingMuchShorter
Bionic means part biological part machine, the word you're looking for is bisexual.
cuteandcuddly
Yes, but only very rich people will be able to afford it. Are you one of them?
Nugemus
I'm thinking about getting metal legs, it's a risky operation but it'll be worth it.
FaceBookAI
I bet fixing your PP is your first step to becoming a cyborg
raspymorten
Fuck that shit, I'm uploading myself to a computer as soon as possible.
bisqwit
2020 is in 3,5 years.
Tywinning
I'd love to, but I bet it'd cost an arm and a leg
SexWithStrayDogs
The second these become affordable I'm cutting my arm off.
PokemonMasterTwat
T'is but a flesh wound
FuckKnows
High tech, low life.
wackywoohoopizzaman
KRIEGER! HE'S MAKING A GAY TERMINATOR!
Dimflame
Jensen is that you
Paulysium
You should star in the new Deus Ex game
Hetzer
Imagine being able to detach your leg and have the entire bed to one leg!
LonelyOneironaut
Starting with my penis *insert vibrator image here*
Pipetopo
Dos
angelquzero
Will you keep making gif tho?
iH8myPP
Gentlemen, I'll make them. I have the technology. They'll be the 1st bionic gifs. Better than they were before. Better, stronger, faster...
SirSage
I accidentally read " I am the technology ". Aaand I like it very much so it's canon to me now.
imgurane
Only until Disney buys it
ChaosandChaos
And also in VR? Hell, you could probably do that now.
SingleFlamingle
I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS
Jusmar
I never asked for this*
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
MrScud
So what you're saying is you asked for this
AquaLeaderArchie
I'm 40% bionic *clang clang
Raltsun
Be sure to consult your brother first, and make sure the armour's comfortable. He'll be there for quite a while.
tomyironmane
CorneliusCornwall
I'll get my hack saw, an old Nokia and some duck tape
ronswansonsbrother
You will never have metal legs
MechaGandalf
50%? casual
funnyboi
Username relevant
tarataqa
@MechaGandalf is right!
CrimsonFuckr
Praise the Omnissiah.
tomyironmane
GLORY TO THE EMPEROR AND MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
IdiotPatrol
I'll get my axe.
Veggisaurus
Noooooooo Can we try one of those compressor things first? We haven't seen that yet.
DM2323
and my sword!
Pieizgood
and my bow!
WithPride
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more!
ThoughtfulSatan
And my bow! Wait... this is all backwards
iSocknbop
And my dildo, I mean... What are we talking about?
Flobmmando
How robotic are needing to be?
FuckThisFuckingUsername
http://img.pandawhale.com/42800-LOTR-you-have-my-banana-gif-uIGN.gif
OriginalSyn
I keep telling my wife that science will give me a robot body by the time I need it, she doesn't believe me.
funnyboi
That's your excuse for skipping runs? Bold strategy
OriginalSyn
Mostly it's due to my genetic diseases that often prevent me from walking without crutches.
funnyboi
Would you go for a highest similarity to the normal human robot or giant destroyer of worlds robot?
OriginalSyn
10tacles
Science will make it possible. It still will be prohibitively expensive. Better start saving your money... That and robot waifus.
OriginalSyn
Im Canadian though so I also expect it will be covered by health care.
10tacles
One thing is having an artificial heart to replace your damaged one so you can have a normal life, another thing is have enhancements.