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Wow! Look at that! Apparently Iran is potentially targeting the state that opposes Trump the most and is predominantly full of people against the war in Iran. /s
hsalonen3000
They would rather make a dirty bomb or some other terrorist attack. I am hoping it will be Mar-a-lago.
Pizzeption
How to say you're going to attack California and blame it on someone else while not specifically, but also very specifically saying it.
SchnekPlissken
Here comes Martial Law....and there go the Midterms
hotaru251
"as of early Feb"
that is the red flag you know its a lie....Iran isn't stupid enough to attack USA and trigger NATO. early Feb was before spray tanned shitstain started the war.
Redshadow09
Why cant they attack red states? assholes have to attack blue states EVERY FUCKING TIME attack your asshole voters.
Grimlinnan
Pedophile Trump Propaganda machine is pumping out lies by the used condom full.
SomeGeek75ygh
"Iran's missiles launched from Colorado"
eronth
How crazy is that? Current admin is so shit that I'll assume it's a false flag before I assume it's an attack.
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
President Kiddie Fucker is in charge. Failure always starts with him.
meganical
Dracology
If the threat of an attack from Iran was real, they wouldn't in a million years tell California about it
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
Now the Nazi and Pedophile regimes are attacking the Untied States of America to justify their War Crimes and try and fool the stupidest of the American People.
PunnyTiger
destroying california would eliminate 54 inconvenient democrat electoral college votes and most of the rich people that oppose fascism, and most of the guns that aren't in the hand of bigot morons
rossimus
They don't have any capacity to hit the US directly.
hellfirerains
Oh please. They will do whatever they want, without false flags. They don't care, and they don't need our approval. But hey, go vote!
Donfolstar
Yes, before the USA started a war, the other guys were totally planning to launch a drone attack halfway around the world. Probably somewhere on the West Coast where liberals hang out. This very real, very serious, very foreign threat was Iran's master plan to ... umm, we'll let you know when we come up with something. I mean, when we learn more intel on this very real threat. Don't worry about it so long as everyone stops talking about Epstein.
Firestar002
The worst part is; we would HAVE to take this seriously. If we prepare and it doesn’t happen, that’s fine. If we ignore it and something DOES happen, totally unprepared.
Firestar002
Not saying it WILL happen, but preparing will get emergency services to where they’d need to go in case there’s AN attack.
Roganisms
I can't believe they are telling everyone that they will be doing false flag crap against blue states so openly.
Blasfemur
I, for one, believe it. I also think it'll get a lot worse. Hope I'm wrong. Prepare for the worst, hope (and vote) for the best. Until the shoot-y part starts in earnest, it's all we can do in these early days of what's to come.
MotoCanuck
Oh shit, Trump's going to do a 9/11 in California
Telemapus
Google up who just bought LA's tallest tower, and then Google up what towers that same guy bought in July 2001...
MotoCanuck
That son of a fuck
Oldiewankenobie1
Didnt the dude who owned the twin towers just buy a building in California?
EatPieLander
Hmm ... how far is regime's newly gifted Qatari air base in Idaho from northern California?
spontaneous9
Not sure WHERE in Idaho that base is (Idaho is pretty tall, almost 600mi. north-to-south), but a 1500 mile range from anywhere in ID could definitely place one anywhere they want in the PNW, like Portland or Seattle, if not Sacramento or the SF Bay Area.
EatPieLander
Yup. So no Evil Iranian Navy submarine off the coast of SF needed to launch drones. Just thinkin'.
EmperorCartagia
"allegedly" "unidentified" "unspecified"
We call that "bullshit." Where I'm from.
chatawillybilly
Trump's so scared of drone attacks on the Calif coastline he ordered oil drilling to begin in the Monterey Bay National Marine Sanctuary. He doesn't give a fuck about the environment or that people enjoy oil spill free ocean waters, its just the money big oil shoves his way.
DaffydeDick
He got $10 billion for playing middleman with TikTok's sale.
hungoveratworkguy
Us Californians are more likely to be attacked by our own government because of the President’s fragile little ego tua by Iran. Also, DC & Mar-A-Lago are geographically closer to Iran than CA so why TF would they not start there?
TrumpRapesAndEatsChildren0002
Especially since lots of people showed them on the map where M.A.L. is...
Sironagold
What do you think the chances are that you do get attacked by your own government because of the president's fragile little ego and they claim it was Iran?
hungoveratworkguy
95% chance. Trump and his sycophants are that evil
Sensiblyinteresting
If it was a Venn diagram I think you would almost just be one circle
Kennleth
I mean they seem to know all about the plans, so if it happens that just means they're at the very least incompetent, right?
MaybeIllDisappear
And if it never happens that means they successfully stopped the attack /s
That drone was going to kill you.
What drone?
See I saved you, I am a hero.
Sidewaysgts
This is what I tell people about my crocodile repellent here in Las Vegas. “But there’s no crocodile in Las Vegas!” Exactly. You’re welcome.
OhIfIMust
I want to buy your repellent!
duktayp
if they were to bomb an elementary school, kill a couple of hundred kids ... Then bomb the first responders 40 minutes later (that's called a double tap)...That would earn them the condemnation of the world, right?
Niagaran
You'd think but I've still gotten downvoted for pointing out that the members of the military are war criminals and that they never "refused illegal orders".
PrincessWasabi
Well they are, you ain’t lying
Niagaran
Yeah but the US puts the military on a weird, sacred pedestal. If you don't "support the troops", you're unpatriotic which, as a non-American, seems batshit crazy. The worst, most racist, POS guys in my high school couldn't wait to sign up.
Sigge1981
Of course! You can't do something like that to white people! It's only okay do do it to brown people
MirroredImage
Pretty sure killing a bunch of kids is the only thing we wouldn't notice
wargames
weakest false flag
phoenix0path
Guess we know where those four "missing" drones are going to be shortly...
YouEatYellowSnow
Just happens to be in a state Trump does not like. Surprised they are not saying Minneapolis.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
10 bucks says the attack will come with a fake letter of confession in arabic.
livingonagiantfireball
Than he can force nato to join the war in iran
Sensiblyinteresting
Amazing how they have these drones that can somehow cross the Pacific
suggestedCleverUsernameGenerator
Drones shaped like tomahawk missiles?
blzbob
Drone carriers. But apparently we already destroyed them. Schrödinger’s drones.
Level21Magikarp
Ship born drones but still California over say DC makes zero sense.
YouEatYellowSnow
Or over Mar-a-Lago.
fractalsphere
Drone carrying ships would have to make it near the west coast first, right? And why would they attack California instead of any military target or even the east coast/DC?
BobRossHB
Maralogo
duktayp
Check...and mate, round earthers
FlaccidHamster
LA is our largest port and we do have military facilities along the coast, also california is known as our largest tech hub
witheredspoon
Take out maralago
Vamp13
its war, they could just put drones on any random non iranian flagged oil tanker and attack, like, they dont HAVE to get a military identifiable vessel close enough to the US. they just need a few drones on a random civilian ship, that they put any flag other than iran on, and hope for the best. its totally doable.
NKato
I think Iran might just use the playbook from Ukraine and rig up a few cargo containers with attack drones and shuffle them through the global cargo chain before it lands on a ship with a manifest placing the cargo containers on the top layer, and the ship passes by the Lago or DC.
The rest you can imagine.
shalafi71
Shahed drones have a range of 1,500 miles, don't have to be anywhere close. As to the coasts, I'm guessing the West is easier to approach?
fractalsphere
Well, a range of that far changes my impression of things. I think the West coast is technically farther but yeah likely easier to reach vs thru the Suez canal to the East coast.
TK421isAFK
It's even easier to reach from a Chinese or Russian port that is friendly to Iran.
isetprettygirlsonfire
There are a lot of military targets on/near the coast in CA. For example, I'm going through Vandenburg Space Force base via train in a few hours.
Also clearly we didn't need a false flag to attack Iran when we have psychos in charge.
georgejimmydoodle
True. But to declare martial law, an attack sure helps.
kurastwolf
Nah but stationing "extra security" at polling places against California government's wishes requires something to validate it.
donthaveonebrojustlurk
Coast Starlight?
isetprettygirlsonfire
Yup
donthaveonebrojustlurk
Cool