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Feb 13, 2021 12:42 AM
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wlfman
see I want to know if there's an underlying story behind all this mayhem - did she hook up with the best man? did he fail to call her??
bisbob
I’m thinking the bride needs a new BFF.
SheepySleepySmuggler
If this is what the maid of honour did, what did the maid of dishonour do?
TheMajinVegeta
bippityboppitybuttsex
Sounds like the Maid of Honor is the fun one.
Hairarse
Best rehearsal dinner ever!
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
It was the always a bridesmaid never a bride that put her over the edge
Ifacatsbuttholeisonly2inchesoffthegroundwhyisitalwaysateyelevel
I knew it was Florida right away because of the mug shot. HIYA GEORGIE!
SmokyDoggg
My Dick: "Buy her a drink!" My brain:
Brokecattlefarmer
That's wife material right there!!
VC999999
At a friends wedding, one of the bridesmaids (sister of the bride) got so plastered they ambulanced her to the hospital for a stomach pump
Bystandr
Lesson; wait till after the cutting of the cake and first dance at the reception to have one too many.
k5user
Ivymantled
Maid of Horror
kennedazzle
Is it just me or are her eyes living on two different latitudes?
BilloC4
One of her eyes is trying to escape
PloppyFenis
Tell me more about running over the best man
Groovechild
Florida is a hell of a drug.
Turboslacker
itsjustplaid
Rkfinecake
Wasn't this a Sandra Bullock movie?
beerboy89
At least expose your self to the medics and assault the police!
JenkinsEar
This is just a wild-ass guess, but: Was there alcohol involved?
JenkinsEar
Oops - now I notice in the text that says she was drunk. #
Raileks
What's the equality part?
Srcsqwrn
Equality that Florida women are as crazy as Florida men, I think.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Great Value Elizabeth Moss
trelf
?
JahSureYouBetcha
Holy crap, I nearly choked on my drink.
imnotyourbuddyguy
The Handmaid’s Bail
BobaFettApproves
Dude. Nice
AlackofPotassiumcankill
Sid?
pinkmansaidthebest
I'd like to see the multiple phone camera footage of this. #letHerRip
2bithacker
https://whnt.com/news/it-was-insane-maid-of-honor-turns-florida-wedding-into-nightmare/
Crandillo
9th arrest!!!
KwaziiKat
Thank you!
ItsBobBelcher
She wasn’t on any hard drugs and nobody seemed to have encouraged her to drink. Just shitty decisions all around. Never should have been MAO
BrewBQ
Looking for this. Thank you!!!
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
No one will ever forget it. It'll be a hilarious story in 20 years.
joeyecho101
WillemHellfire
Sauce. I beseech you!
joeyecho101
Kate McKinnon encounter on SNL
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TCGreen
Absolutely. And Ryan Gosling just dying of laughter the whole time makes it even better.
DorthLous
And you guys are going to leave us with dry pasta?
AZJackeen
https://youtu.be/PfPdYYsEfAE
DorthLous
Many thanks!
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
so she's single?
metalrulercid
No dicku in curazu
assmaster4000
How about 3 fingers and a tongue?
limbodog
And a maid, so she knows how to clean. #skills
mycatsings
Sounds like the life of the party
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
you should check my profile pics
gtollie
Should have waited to post this on Monday #rhm_redhead_monday
IamfromCanadaeh1983
Sounds like the bride still is too.
tarquinious
...and she married the groom. So, nope.
Imakethingsweird
Three of her personalities surely are
GrumpyOldMillennial
captainswoopty
ProbablyDrunkAgain
That fourth one though, hope you got bail money and the sex is worth it.
harshm5772
Those eyes are ready for you to come and get her.
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
just bring bail money
LespritDeLescalier22
A pillow and a blanket
bstringrocks777
Idk, one would always be looking at other guys...
Samothspawn
Rkfinecake
Stay back she's mine. I can fix her I just know it!
NotDrunkEnoughForThis
This mindset has gotten me in more trouble than I care to admit. Needless to say..back off, I got it covered.
Darkmachete
You know and we know, you are just not drunk enough for this
NotDrunkEnoughForThis
Give me a bottle of tequila and 10 minutes and we’ll see how quickly that changes.
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
we can split her down the middle 50/50
maybeamonster
Tales from the Crypt has entered the chat.
JackOfThings
*insane ghoulish cackle intensifies*
DonKeydic
50/50/50
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
yeah .. best i can do is 50/50/50/50
Darkmachete
Four halves? Your momma musta been a big woman
MandalorianHybrid1
Florida... what's wrong with you?
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GondwanaCraton
For one, Trump lives there.
mossdude8
What? We know how to party man
Targe0
It would be quicker to list what isn't.
HopelessNecr0mantic
We're warm Alaska. Shitheads who cant stay in their states all come here.
BobaFettApproves
My navy buddy calls vegans and Floridians all people who can’t hunt.
ubatuba3000
Matt Gaetz
GeekyGamerChik
The heat boils our brains
MrSpookywasagoodboy2
This is murica
StigNetwon
If this is what we have to put up with in exchange for 80 degree weather while everyone else freezes, I'm ok with it...
zihad922
Our main issue is everything that happens here is public domain. Missouri is waaaay crazier, they just hide it
GondwanaCraton
I think WVA is also. Or at least the college paper always had a section listing a bunch of crimes in it. This was in the 90s, coulda changed
Takethejump
Fair point. Lake ozark is definitely florida level ridiculous.
JahSureYouBetcha
Love the Lucifer GIF!
dragonsluvtacos
MandalorianHybrid1
HopefullyStillYourSuperman
Nothing. This happens in every state. Florida has laws that allow reporting of such events while other states have laws prohibiting reports
HopefullyStillYourSuperman
?♂️ Floridians would rather be looked down on, but have free press than be thought orderly because an article ‘offends the public morality’
Anonypuss
Free press unless the governor doesn't like what you're reporting (like covid stats)
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
I’m sorry, but what now?!?
Anonypuss
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/12/07/rebekah-jones-covid-19-dashboard-florida-desantis/