JackScagnetti1
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Happy birthday you old boy
Apr 4, 2017 6:00 PM
JackScagnetti1
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incorporeal5
Happy birthday, sir.
Ssssssssssss
Nice work, doggo.
Promethianfire
Sweet old dogs are wonderful.
PizzaSlutForever
Happy Birthday you sweet old codger x .
lenpng
oh my goodness, is that a standard dachshund, or a mix with that breed? i had a wonderful boy who looked just like!
candystud
I'm sorry i downvoted cause i have big fingers but i imediately up voted after, don't hate me for.that
Pabloblibli
Woof, woof, ruff!
LotsaCheesePlease
Give that good boy a treat right now!
Borkineggandcheese
Happy birthday pupper!!!!!!!
GreyDoxieGuy
Happy birthday buddy! Many belly rubs and behind the ear scratches!!! ^_^
LoyaltyAndLegacy
Old pupper. <3 grey hairs, gnarly farts, making sure they have soft food bc they only have five teefs left. Happy birthday, pupper.
hispanicyankee
Happy birthday doggo!
Jmac0511
Your dog has nice handwriting.
awesomeflyingunicorn
Happy birthday doggi! Thank for making everyone happy. You deserve to be loved <3
nomatta922
Hau`oli Lā Hānau!
HeartOfTheSunrise
I had a milennium doggie too. He left us in 2015. RIP Mogul. http://imgur.com/0JE0MLt
fieldoflettuce
Looks like he was a good boy.
HeartOfTheSunrise
He was, thanks.
gerby123
This dog has seen more than some of the kids on here.
2000boxes
he also already knows how to be nice
cityofthefireflies
he is 22 days older than me
thebestimgurian
from a very low perspective
imfromcoloradohehe
My old lady turned 17 today too!!
northernwanderings
What a lovely lady! Happy birthday to her!
imfromcoloradohehe
I will let her know, thanks!
pandalabcoat
My boyfriends dachshund is going to be 20 this November
Ferrumkit
Would you say that pup is ... stretching it?
GreyDoxieGuy
Omg! Pix!! Damn you, I NEED pics! But, have a +1 fellow dacshund lover!
Shetrubble
Does he have a name? The birthday song is awkward when you don't know their name.
ohmegatron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzXO_5e8oO0
licensetoillite
https://imgur.com/R3zG2nn
UsernameAttempted
"Happy birthday, good boy. Happy birthday, good boy..."
Shetrubble
Well played
Ryansbk
This makes me sad.. mine passed last November at almost 9. Wasn't her time yet.
holycheeseandcrackers
It's always too soon...I'm sorry.
OMGgerms
Hope my wiener lives this long!
TheTrueQuarian
Phrasing!
SomeCrazyNerd
Hehehee.
NoIdidntsayAbeLincolnIsaidHeyBlinkin
Upvote for puppy tag. All dogs are puppies. Fight me.
ivebeenwatchingyou
sirdude103
Your dog has great handwriting.
cvnk
That dog doesn't have any hands, you insensitive clod!
Rosertnom
That dog has excellent pawwriting.
icanhearjimi
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD ASS DOG!!! We have one going on 14 now and I hope she can make it to 17.
DefinitelyProbablyPooping
Mannnn i got one going on 16 and she won't turn down
Sinus23
You mean 17 years more! Minimum!
yuyufan43
Pffft! You can hope higher than that! :p
TheMaestroYohan
Wait what's an ass dog?
snohman
Like a wiener dog, but not.
SXRO
Me too
InquisitorOctaviusoftheOrdoMalleus
Our current dog's mother lived to be 20 so I think she has good genetics
CrimeThinker
That's only like 1/7th of the way through its life you got plenty of time relatively. :)
skyricq
We had a mutt that lived past 21 years. My sister got him a few years before I was born. We let him rest when he stopped getting out of bed.
Bloorigard2
Thank you. You have given me some hope that my 11 year old dog will live longer.
LeiserGeist
My husky is 13, that gives me hope, thank you
DJSassySam
My dad had a cat live that long. It's nice having so much time with them
DanzasCubanas
I've had one of my cats my entire life. He's actually older than me but he likes me the most so he's mine now <3 (I'm 17).
ElephantSizedDuck
On a proper diet a stuffy recently found that most dogs should live into their 20s
rapetron4000
Lmaoooo
icanhearjimi
I've never trusted a stuffy in my life and I'm not about to start now
ElephantSizedDuck
Woops I meant study
DefinitelyProbablyPooping
Did ya?
trashpanda88
Stuffy shows; peoples on the internets dont be editn there sentenceses. Your doin grate thougueh
Bloorigard2
He did.
DickeyJim
I feel you dog... today is my 52nd birthday. My best days are behind me, too.
koide
It's my 29th today too and this post is all so relatable...
Dogespuder
Wow, that's an old dog!
HenryHolmes101
Oh, my 48th and I was asked for ID at a Liquor Store. And not for sympathy. Best gift ever
motenny
keep up ya head aome begin to time travel with 60;
HenryHolmes101
My 48th
SardonicGrin
I'm downvoting you because of that's true then I'm a goner at 51. And my poor SO might as well just laydown and die at 61.
bobbyp21
Happy Birthday!!! I'm 53 and totally agree with you. Hope you have a great day anyway :)
MyDobieCastor
Happy birthday, Brother. I'm 52 as well and man it doesn't alway get any easier, does it.
PennyIsMyName
Whatever. You're still a young buck!
Neekrhael
Like hell they are! You can make more. There's always time.
manamalyistic
Woah this website does have some pretty old people. Happy birthday, sir! Hope you had a wonderful day :D
superatheist
Dude the president is like 70, you may not have peaked just yet
BrontTheGoodBoy
Happy birthday! Have an amazing day!
shezatrip1
C'mon I'm a 53 year old female and i think I'm getting hotter! Turn your heat up????
sexytangerine
Some people would kill to make it to 52. Rejoice!
deschutron
Which is kind of weird, really. I keep telling them "aging isn't a zero-sum game", but they want it so bad, they just keep killing.
littleBreaker
Disagree!!!!!!
NotACatUsingImgur
Happy birthday! Your future isn't written so far. Maybe you will encounter shark-tornados in 1 week. Who knows
DickeyJim
From your lips to God's ears...
gr8snd
I'm 54, watch your mouth. lol
tranquilomeng
Yes, probably true.
TexxasTerror
Just had my 52nd last week, and I tell you brother, life just keeps getting better!
Thrice1825
28 years old. Lots of us needed to hear this.
shezatrip1
Me too! Getting better!
Whwat
lol no.
hyptosis
It is threads like this where you can see who has money and who doesn't.
QuixoticelixirMama
Happy birthday! Today is my 26th. You're 2 times as awesome as me!
Dalylah
Consider this: If you live to be 100 you are only middle aged. Keep smiling my friend.
ButteryBagels
I plan to go grey at 80, then after twenty years being a silver fox, my hairline can recede over the next 60 years. It's good to have plans.
Dalylah
Sounds like a wonderful plan. :)
imnotwhatyousee
Just think of it this way, 17 in dog years is 119 in people years. To him, you're still a pup!
DickeyJim
All good. I'm upright with lots to do, good longevity genes, retirement & gaming computer. Enjoy ur youth, it goes fast. Plan 4 your future.
supersmashsisters
Good advice
VolvoSupportTeam
A retirement computer sounds very futuristic. Just plug all the old farts into the Matrix.
NathanThorpe
Just remember, growing old is mandatory, growing UP is entirely optional!
orp0piru
I'm 55, the best behinds daze me.
shezatrip1
The best behinds date you?
rated2nd
Hey man just remember Richard Gere didn't even start acting until he was 60. Or maybe it was Harrison Ford. I'm not sure, I made this up.
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ButteryBagels
Yeah but he had so many slave plantations to run, being a southern gentleman isn't easy
ButteryBagels
I've only just realised that Harland Sanders was not fictional. I take that back about the slaves. He started KFC at 62 tho, not 65
SardonicGrin
What?
TheAngryBang
U bastad
MaggGyver
But some people have gone on to great success late in life.
MrDrWatson
Michael Clarke Duncan, Danny Aiello, Brian Dennehy, Joe Viterelli, Steven Seagal...
glenlochie
Much anecdotal research has shown that 57 - 58 is the period when "old" starts. Balanc, eyesight, and hearing go into a decline .
glenlochie
Overnight shrinking of ligaments and tendons cause joint aches in the a.m. Takes 10 - 15 min to get out of bed
glenlochie
Strange bumps and splotches . All that fun shit
Ausmerica
Happy fucking birthday, lad! Git you a beer and have a wank, you earnt it.
paldrichyo
Let's leave source control technologies out of this.
WaddupMyGlipGlops
Can't tell if comment meant for dog or for human....
fribbled
why not both
ThreeGoatsinACoat
This is by far the worst dog shaming post I've ever seen.
armorhide406
https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/dog-shaming-pictures-31.jpg?quality=65&strip=all&w=548
Wadzirra
Ahh, but you have seen it though.
NikoLorenzio
Why are you still alive? We want a new puppy already?
Mindlessavant
I Fing LOVE dogs, and I STILL thought this was funny! LMAO
NikoLorenzio
Lol. Thanks, I know it was wrong, just couldn't resist. I just downvoted myself after posting it and ran away lol.
yourself458
Jesus Christ. What the fuck.
NikoLorenzio
I know, I know, I downvoted myself right after posting it. Ever done something evil as a jk and slapped yourself? No? Ok. :(
1stLtObvious
Santorrr
Laugh all you want but it's the Turians and Salarians who laugh last
DickButterFace
Krogen?
dizzyturtle
Than you haven't seen this:
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ForgetAboutMe
Thats an ugly ass dog ????
teddyboops
L is for loooooossseeeeerr!
smurfalurfalurfalurf
Are all those yellow spots bananas? Because that dog is fucking huge and so is that hand
shamusaran
That used to be a wolf.
ClaustrophobicOxtopus
Smol
BewilderedJedClampett
Then*
shamusaran
That used to be a wolf.
treefiddypumpchump
I'm a straight male, and I just let out the most womanly "AWWWWWEEEEE" as loud as I could.
TheGrubinator
IT'S SO TINY!!!
treefiddypumpchump
That it is
Zeebaeatah
*then
dizzyturtle
Than is used to make comparisons. Then is for time.
Zeebaeatah
*then
dizzyturtle
Is it then? I need an English teacher to respond please.
damndev
Asian here. 'Then'
Zeebaeatah
*then
Zeebaeatah
*than
blitherypoop
Settle for the daughter of an English teacher and a newspaper proofreader? It's "then".
Zeebaeatah
*than
Schtubby
Good boy since 2000
Nonjudgemental
My boy almost made it to 17... left us last month. ... He was a good boy. Give me lots of hugs and ear rubs for me pal.
Nyabby22
Me too
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Mrmtndew76
Girl you working with some ass, yeah You bad, yeah
dutron
GoodBoy2000 nice thanks for the new username woo
TimBus
OGB!
KervensAtis
Now I'm missing my dawg I had back in 2000
claynipple
Damn milenials
Cacapeepeepoopoo
OMGGGGG!!!!!
TheRealJonSnow
The best pupper
warmyourbeans
12/10
ColBiff
Y2K Pupper!!!
Cereaza
An innocent time, also holy shit.
AlexanderSaah
4th
Evern
One of my old dogs was a 2000 model, but sadly she only made it to 2010. Glad to see this one is still doggin' on.
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Always get the extended warranty
Evern
Man I wish that was a thing. We've had shit luck with dogs as a family, but my cranky old tabby cat lived forever.
heterosexualsnowflake
looks like one of those "got caught doing something bad" pics. LOL he's precious
whyareyouwearingthatstupidmansuit00
Holy shit. How has it already been 17 yrs since 2000.
pnutzgg
we'll be able to look at all those 2020 predictions soon
BendersEvilTwin
These types of comments are so boring and uncool now.
echonite
There are kids in highschool that weren't alive for 9/11. Feeling old yet?
BSailor
I turn 17 in December
AsSeenByMacaroni
Ten years since Mr brightside
somanyfeels21
Weirder still, you're going to die someday.
SweetChiliHeat
Ready to feel old. us 2000 babies are graduating highshool next year
PejorativeMoniker
Your getting fucking old, on that note I recall listening to Nirvana at a my 2nd apartment when it first came out.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
Yeah some of us are getting old, you are Way a head of us on that
helpusdrzaius
2017 - 17 = 2000. The math checks out, but, I don't know.
TheCouldHaveBeenKing
I'm suspicious
latch1993
Thank you, i didnt go to math school so it was tough for me
Sidthislefitz
As a math major let me look at that. I'll be right back
MrMineHeads
Well... We're waiting!
Sidthislefitz
dejavutoyoutoo
That took me longer than it should have to realise that's true. I have done nothing significant in 17 years. Good grief.
LamarTheHeadhumper
Sweet Peanuts reference Grandpa!
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
Did you Did anything before?
dejavutoyoutoo
I didn't did nothing before.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
we are closer to 2030 than we are to 2000
MilDravin
you stop that
cookiesnatcha
Fuck
apittsburghoriginal
Noooooooooooooo
guilhermedidi
WHAT THE....HOLY SHIT
CrystalMethamphetameme
hpski
As someone who is turning 20 this year...it's a bit odd to think of it that way. Time really does fly...
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
Yeah i will be 36 this year
Shervheim
Ayyy I turn 20 next month
hpski
*high five*
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
I thought "Fuck, everyone here is old as balls" but shit, im 20 in a couple of days.
flygonbreloom
I still remember using ball mice.
IloveHockey
20... Hahahaha.. I wish i was still 20:(
Toothlessgiraffe
Still remember getting a NES.. It was a fantastic time
StunnedGoofy
And me too... Me too...
whyareyouwearingthatstupidmansuit00
teknoman117
I remember being a little kid at the turn of the millennium. My dad told me this new years was special and wouldn't happen again for 1/n
boywiththehappypenis
1/n - think I'll use this in future, thanks!
teknoman117
For a long time. Asked him if I'd see the next special one and he told me, "well, wouldn't that be nice." man, at that point in time I 2/3
teknoman117
Had no concept of how insignificant the human life span is compared to the vastness of space and time. 3/3
apittsburghoriginal
You never know, we might have the tech to get to see the next millennia. Doubtful, but not out of the question
ZibZabZaboomafoo
That tech would only be in the hands of the elite for a very long time.
indramonmon
Are you ok man? Wanna talk?
GRA2itous
canipleasejusthaveanameforonce
I AM ZE TERM-INATOR
potatowarior
Literally I got knocked on the head with chalk by my teacher back in elementary school
CreamAndShit
I got caned by by the piano teacher.
IllegalDuckling
I was never hit and am a bitch now.
Illumifati
My teacher used to make you stand at a blackboard and throw the eraser past you, so all the dust got all over you. He was accurate has hell
AlexisWalker
I feel sorry for the one kid with asthma in your class... Rip
W0RST
You guys are lucky when I got in trouble my teacher had anal sex with me
Rip901
You were home-schooled too?