Tavarix
118882
5210
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Probably a repost but it warmed my cold dead heart!
Edit: Holy crap my first time on most viral! Thanks and send chix....parm recipes!
Dec 13, 2019 1:41 AM
Tavarix
118882
5210
74
Probably a repost but it warmed my cold dead heart!
Edit: Holy crap my first time on most viral! Thanks and send chix....parm recipes!
nojustsayitdont
Back in 1973, that dollar would get you into the movies, two chocolate candies, and two boxes of hard candies.
JohnnyCreamer69
Defacing currency is a federal crime.
jaakkopaakkonen
I will be so disappointed if this doesn't lead to guys asking "lemme hold ya dolla" from the girls they like
Esdog
I too choose this man's wife
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
this wholesome story sickens and enrages me
redindian3922718
Lovely. Love is Grande
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Got this GBC for a dollar from my family's church's yard sale a few years ago
abortionwrench
@MrPuckett
monkeyfly
I also got this guy's wife for a dollar.
LanceHol
Gee, not sure I want to admit this, when I was really young my dad could get 6 gallons of gas for $1.00.
GuW69
When was this? I remember dad getting a litre for $0.1 in 1974, 6gallons would be 22litres
mimomisu
That would be a great Mastercard commercial
LadyMoto
I bought a horse for a dollar. I got 2 best friends out of it.
UbiquitousPixel
This reminds me of that old Extra Gum commercial with the wrappers
SeymouraButts
If I weren't so jealous that'd be adorable.
nosoupforoldmen
Awesome, this wouldn't work in Canada though
OhhHaiMark
That’s cute... I mean fuck you and your happiness but that’s still cute
ahorseelbowdeepinme
I also choose this guys dead wife
RCN1138
ahorseelbowdeepinme
SchoolOfHardKnockers
JayEnfield
As a Canadian, I was a lot more impressed with the story when I thought the dollar was a coin.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
a loooooonie
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
And the two dollar one is called a two-nie!
hastThouTheHolyHandGrenade
admiralawesome4213
Put that hope away. People like us dont get that :p
hastThouTheHolyHandGrenade
ThisNameIsNotAboutYou
I forgot that dollars were paper and this entire story played out with me imagining a coin stuffed inside a gum wrapper - more impressive
Fejerro
I also choose those guy's wife.
referNoodleSmuggler
Lucky you, she's only a dollar apparently
StormtheGiant
There it is!
TheBIFFALLO87
Dead wife**
Sirtopumhat
Now you need an alibi.
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abortionwrench
So I’ll be honest I know what this is but I forgot the whole story can somebody link it
alhazad
That's dumb, I choose Randy Savage.
Drewbeedoo
number2commenter
TairaMai
Hallmark scriptwriters are creaming themselves right now
KashiofWavecrest
Yeah, but was she a busy career woman from the city and he a ruggedly handsome general store owner in a small mountain town at Christmas?
LeftRightThere
jinbee
Ohhh Alison hannigan, I would disappoint the hell out of her and steal her flute.
gregorclegane
MechaMarkimus
Then everyone clapped.
SpanWolf
And they were all named Albert Einstein.
Kiore
This is.. not even far-fetched? Two kids joked around, fell in love, got married and had kids?
CrazierConspiraciesThanTrump
Wow the best a dollar ever got me was aids. Never buy dollar store prostitutes
theTwiz
Never buy Dollar, store prostitutes. Great financial advice for tough times ahead.
Toomuchbrew
This is why I read the comments. Thank you for not letting me down.
mrui
best? so whats the worst?
biigjc
I see you too did the bareback sex tour of Central Africa.
WonderfunkJones
A dollar should tell you how much she's worth.
ButMetal
You could have gotten the aids from me for free.
Metals4J
Living up to your user name!
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Do they take returns?
Megaspoon
They take anything, for a price.
SpaceTaco22
I don't understand. Did they get married when they're like... 18 or 19?
WellThatHappened
He never said when they started dating. Could've been like 18. Then married 4 years later
KRS101
The dollar thing started in jr high so sounds to me like they got married right out of hs
EroticZombiePants
Yeah. Some people are weird and marry their high school sweethearts.
DomerPyle
Do those stories ever end happily ever after?
UrGrammasMonkey
Yup. I'm 15yrs in, parents are 35yrs in, in-laws are 44yrs in. Everyone's happy. There are many divorces as well on both sides.
Kiore
This one did. I have one set of friends who it worked out for. I think there's chance involved, but some people still chance on a match.
Hajaj
My parents were High School sweethearts. 58th anniversary next week.
SilentHowling
Back in the day? Most of em. These days? Not as often.
EroticZombiePants
Back in the day, divorce was much more taboo.
PooPculture
Yeah well a dollar got me a junior bacon cheeseburger at Wendy's bitch
SaItamontes
Wendy's WHAT?! Sounds more like a name for a prison cafeteria! Who comes up with this stuff?
wobblecopterrrr
Porkchop01
I like you now
lewaq
Gettingold
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
StJiub
EmeraldMoreLikeUninstall
AtsaMattaForMe
nice
IrrelevantlyColorBlind
There's not much here that makes me laugh anymore. Just sensible chuckles. But this made me laugh very hard well done
clide005
ThailandExpress
ProfessorMatt
Well, that's one way to make change.
korvkiosk
Snooj
Dude, you shouldn't post your dollars on the Internet. Now someone can steal your serial number and spend it.
coffeebaby
Omg that's funny hahahaha!
SuperLudo
Best laugh from Imgur in a while
MidnightOclock
You ain’t shit for this.
wobblecopterrrr
TheActualDonKnotts
holy fucking shit my headphones were up all the way
Pax13
When the reply is better than the post
JruqsJr
It without the post what sense would the comment make?
DanAndsome
A perfect comment.
Chriztyle
Lmao I died
TheDogEnd
Thorinori
That.... is a strangely appropriate reaction for what the image is
Antisha
Top of the comment section and deservedly so.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
NickRivieraMD
"u want sum fuk"
ClearCoatedNutz
I’m +1 666
Mechame
jetzzfan
I wish I had more than one upvote to give.
DuelingBrothers
Well played you bastard
pixelpuffin
Monster! Love it!
bobsvagenecatsdogsredheadscosplaypuffins
Fractional Reserve Banking.
SchoolOfHardKnockers
So do they each get 50 cents or split custody of the dollar?
optionone
99 cents and the guy gets 1
kodiak931155
The wife gets 75 cents, the husband has to pay a dime a month for the rest if his life and he only gets to see his wallet every 2nd weekend
asianmilkspray
True story.
quattroformaggix4
Americans seem super bitter when it comes to their views of love, marriage, divorce and gendered treatment.
kodiak931155
Not american
dennisbatt
Aaw sheet that's a kick in the nuts.
TheDogEnd
kodiak931155
I wont deny it