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Aug 29, 2017 12:43 PM
TakeYourPantsOffAndJacket
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Omelettedufromage83
are they fat customers?
sugarfreesucrose
I'd drive to whataburger in a heartbeat but I can't even leave my neighborhood. Our Taco Bell is closed ffs
moomoofightingninja
People gotta eat!
ZorroMuerte
A few years back when a hurricane hit the RGV my stepdad picked up burgers for us in the middle of it #whataburgerislife
quietwalker
There's always a line at whataburger.
Happyendtheend
People got to eat.
Vivificus
Why live if there is no whataburger
metalfoto
Don't mess with Texas.
jew666
you're just jealous because youre stranded in your car.
onedayamonth
Holy .. That's San Antonio 151 and marbach.
alwaysfeelinhome
Gotta love Texas
Pirate3075
This happen in San Antonio TX way before #hurricaneharvey hit texas
FullSpeedAhead
You mean all the Waffle House places were closed? Wow, that storm bad!
wolfpreist
I mean to be fair, have you ever had a Whataburger?
DannyDoggo
I have. What few are left in Arizona. They're better than any fast take-out burger place. Don't mind the chopped onions spilling everywhere.
GrumpyAvatar
As a Texan: If the area was being bombarded with a missile strike, we'd be getting our What-A-Burger one way, or another. Dedication +1.
GifingAintEasy
That photo is in San Antonio. That street always floods. But the rest of the city wasnt that bad.
ehhhwhatevs4
Wow this is literally down the street from me! Small world
Munchman347
There's a line anywhere there's food, it's a disaster area...
TheOneWhoCutsTheCheese
Should be called Waterburger
marleystyle
Yeah that's what 90% of 'Texans' call em anyways
Shvame
Just a casual day in Texas..
OPS3C
2 a.m., doesn't matter, there's ALWAYS a line.
TheAbhorrent
2 o'clock in the morning is the worst. That's when all the drunks go after the bars close... me being one of them.
valiantaesir
This is the truest statement ever uttered.
camvani
can confirm
SABill
Whataburger FTW!!
frake
Muricans gotta eat.
impostersquall
*southerns
BarmanderG3722
Why wouldnt there be a line? If anything there should be a longer line...
admiralawesome4213
Jesus do hurricanes usually last what feels like a week?
spattr
High pressure to the west & to the east. Nowhere for the storm to go.
mechanicalchaos
This is a particularly long hurricane. I'm used to them hitting and going in a about two days. We were scheduled for Fri-Wed for HH.
Begotten
The actual storm usually passes in a few hours, but then dat flooding doe
impostersquall
normally they last a few days.... 2-4 isnt strange
DontLookAtMePenis
I always thought it was water burger and today it is
cerealboxhero
I was shocked when I realized I had been saying it wrong as a child
metalmermaid
Thats how we all say in the super south part of Texas.
marleystyle
that's pretty much how we say it all over Texas...
DontLookAtMePenis
I heard it from rooster teeth
PaddyWhak
Texas AF
windexismygravy
zehberk
I don't see what the Air Force has to do with this, but okay.
SeanJohnBobbyWTF
I got you, fam. +1 lol
lanenwm
Guess it will be an under-whattaburger soon.
enderbro69
/a/XtrdY
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
Damn, I only thought "Wet-taburger". FUCK MY MEDIOCRE PUNNAGE
Ventrix
rainbowcoloredpoop
nekoemote
STAP
PartTimeMemeDealer9
Bastard. I was about to say that. +1
ThePurplePlatypus2
coreyjayb
IWishIWasBlank
GTFO
HomelingRazor
I was three posts over and came back to upvote this glorious comment.
sheeeiit
That's amazing.
ANerdsMind
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/top_that_arrested_development.gif
Wowter99
With a float-thru?
DoomSkuller
KingBlackheart
All hail King Ianenwm, first of his name. Producer of salt, lord of puns, keeper of the upvotes, breaker of comment chains.
Hummingbirdbandit
SederHishtalshelus
Hehhhh
SederHishtalshelus
*weeeeze*
HomicidalDwarvenPupper
Holy shit that was good +1 for you terrible sir +1 for you
painehtz
I honestly thought this place was called "Water Burger" when someone first told me about it.
WhiteningMcClean
It was low hanging fruit and you up and snatched it with authority
kusuriya
theTrafficConeDisturbance
Waterburger
awklien
potentiallyunsafe
Maangnesen
It will be a krusty crab soon
holydiver1355
MatiasMATE
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
Underrated comment here
WhyEvenName
Aimanfire
I know, this really is the world's smallest violin. See?
howzitmonkey
This is a whataburger in san Antonio from a freak storm we had a few months ago it has nothing to do with #hurricaneharvey
zpjon
I went out on Sunday in Houston and there was an HEB and a Jack-in-the-Box open. Didn't drive past the local Whataburger, but I wanted one.
crittermom
Maybach. Yep.
Arkenaw
Wait what, I live in San Antonio and don't remember this, lol.
howzitmonkey
http://www.kens5.com/mobile/article/weather/morning-commutes-interrupted-by-monday-flooding/273-462564935 I was wrg only the start of Aug
Ondaysthatendiny
Is that the Whataburger in Cibolo?
WhatIsTheDifferenceBetweenMathAndMeth
Oh shit, a friend at work was telling about this. He lives on marbach and it did flood a few months ago. FP is full of lies smh
668neighborOFTHEbeast
Yeah. Rained really heavy last month. That street always floods. News even showed the interior flooded. Still worth it.
tvett
Screw Marbach! Always under construction, drainage never working!
668neighborOFTHEbeast
Exactly. I have to take the bus and walk through this shit every time it rains.
668neighborOFTHEbeast
Can comply. Is at Marbach and 410. I work across the street. Hong Kong Harbor in the back is a giveaway. Burgers still worth the wait.
668neighborOFTHEbeast
Fuck you whoever down voted me. I know what I'm talking about.
spattr
Hong Kong Harbor is rocking the Hooters font.
668neighborOFTHEbeast
They like to rip off other businesses. Honestly, that place sucks ass.
crittermom
Is Hong Kong Harbor any good?
668neighborOFTHEbeast
Avoid it. Fortune Cookie on Ingram is 100x better.
crittermom
Thanks!
Arenta
dam, whataburger, worth risking your life for. must be a damn good burger
NutNight
Overrated
ShackieFresh
Honey BBQ chicken strip sandwich w/ a Dr. Pepper. It will change your life!
uglyshirts
I've eaten fast-food burgers all over the country. In-N-Out who? Five guys what? The only one I still crave is Whataburger. It's that good.
GreenEggsAndSpam
I can confirm it's the best. I've had In-n-Out and White Castle too
HereForTheSurpriseMeat
I feel bad for the employees. "Hey boss the biggest hurricane this country has ever seen is here." "Ok, your shift is now 3 hours longer"
fistermatic5000
As far as fast food burgers go, they're pretty much the best there is. I've never had five guys or in and out though.
JGX03
In & Out was good for what little variety they had. Five guys has great fries and plenty of them. Whataburger has variety and taste.
authornotavailable
I haven't had five guys but there is no comparison between Whataburger and in and out
uglyshirts
I've had all three. Whataburger is better.
hasgreatsituationalawareness
I've tried em all... Can confirm, Whataburger is better.
Sandler74
Don't listen to them. Whataburger is SHIT!
IveNeverSeenAnOcelot
You're shit
Sandler74
I'm not Whataburger, I don't know what you're talking about.
FlatbushRocknRoll
It's really nothing special. Should be called justaburger.
DRD34D
Yea i don't really enjoy it either wendys is better
AugustusMcCrae
I can't eat Wendy's. It's square. It bothers me so much.
DRD34D
Yea it is kind of weird
Ijamma1948
That's an item on the menu...
FlatbushRocknRoll
Well, they should call the restaurant justaburger. Then import a shake shack burger and put it on the menu as "nowTHISisaburger"
buddhafw
They need to get a butterburger, now that some tasty shit
spattr
Shakeshack is Cardboardaburger.
BlueManticore
SeanJohnBobbyWTF
The staple of any nutritious breakfast.
LordFarquadisBae
Best damn fast food place in ths south!! If you ever get a chance to try it you better it'll change the way you look at fast food!
BlueManticore
In n' out burger did that for me... but I'll give it a try if I'm ever down there
668neighborOFTHEbeast
As a south Texan, Guaranteed.
MemesNDreams16
This
rickeyspanish
well they got in-n-out burger in Texas now, so it is kind of a toss up.
LordFarquadisBae
No comparison!! If you want a real burger go to Whataburger if you want a flat patty with stick fries and too much salt go to in-n-out
rickeyspanish
double double animal style is the best thing ever. you don't feel like a greasy gut bomb went off. They both good in their own ways.
LordFarquadisBae
I do enjoy an animal style burger every once in a while but I would choose Whataburger over in-n-out every time!
Leroux2008
I live in a small town in Louisiana. We do not have a Whataburger =(. I have never tried it.
Polecat777
I'm a Texan, and I think Whataburger is nasty AF. I'll never understand why it's popular. Big'z Burger on 1604 is the best burger ever IMO.
LordFarquadisBae
I respect your opinion but it is wrong!
Nomtombouts
Whataburger is incredible. It's truly a southern treasure
SeanJohnBobbyWTF
Fuck, I wish they would come to California. They're the biggest thing I miss about visiting Texas. Fuck In-and-out! There! I said it!
rickeyspanish
naw in-n-out is probably better and cheaper. - Texan
APinkDragon
*Californian gasping*
SeanJohnBobbyWTF
*Californian gasping at Californian gasping*
Ansatsunin
I just feel bad not being able to try any of it, as a Dutch guy. Fuck I want to try this, White Castle, and 5 guys.
SergeiBoobtitsky
5 guys is super greasy, Whataburger is great, but they don't put ketchup on the burger unless you ask, In-N-Out is good, but salty.
SergeiBoobtitsky
I haven't had White Castle because I'm in AZ and there's not one near here. Essentially there's pros and cons to all of them.
Imalwaysready
We finally got In-N-Out burgers in TX. I honestly have no idea what the big deal was about. Barely legal food trucks sling better beef here.
rickeyspanish
horse shit...I think it is the best burger out there...I don't like them soggy ass fries tho.
Imalwaysready
Are you in CA? Because in Texas it's kindof a joke burger.
SeanJohnBobbyWTF
Yeah, their fries get cold like instantly.