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Jan 9, 2021 11:30 PM
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OumuamuaBanana
It's from the red star Terry Pratchett talked about.
protoman007
There is a slightly smaller turtle fossil in the senate
gfuld018888
Kevin Malone helped piece it back together.
AutoAL
I'll be honest, thought it was a chocolate cookie at first
Thymantistoboggan
How many washing machines is that?
thisismybestself
Not gonna lie, the thumbnail made me think this was a giant chocolate chip cookie.
Yenaldooshi
I thought brownie at first
rambot
The perspective under that guy is weirding me out
awesomemime
are we sure that is a turtle shell? looks like a big snickerdoodle to me. #forbiddencookie
monkeyman512
Is that a standard Carlos or a metric Carlos?
Mr21782Man
teachertara
My fat ass thought it was a brownie.
idontfinishmysentences
Is the turtle going to be ok?
SLCtechie
Ummmm, sure
Stoneleigh219
Carlos is bananas.
imminentloudness
1 Carlos = 4.73 bananas
Isitjustmeordoweallthinkourcountryisthegreatest
This play on words apeels to me, why don't you slip us another one, me old fruit?
cattlegrazer82
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
jinxhahayoumissed
carLOS is bananas
TheLegionofDoom
So how many bananas equal 1 carlos?
ridetheshoopuf
How many JOSEs is that?
SuprisedPikachuFace
Reminds me of the lion turtles from ATLA
OldButtStillFat
oh no, what's holding up the earth now?
IDontWannaBeACowboy
I like turtles
wordtoyourface
Where is he?
CorydorasAfavorplease
Crazily that is not a turtle, its a closer relative to the armadillo.
xdeepsearch
I like carlos
alecdshope
I'm scared.
TheOriginalMikeMan
Smegminator
I like trains
NATObrownFOX
BooRadleyLives
Mmm....forbidden cookie...
pastapancake
I was just coming to comment that thank you.
RenaissanceFaireMan
serepta
I’d buy from this vendor!!!’
RenaissanceFaireMan
Just watch out for the hard shell tacos.
aluminumfalconjumpercables
I thought it was a big ass tortilla.
whitey211
It's about 8 washing machines big. Or 1 toyota corolla, whichever unit you prefer.
phonoodle415
Why was everything gigantic and cool millions of years ago
nojustsayitdont
Climate.
slayerX
Oxygen was way thicker or more abundant or something so everything grew way more.
Aelok
Humans born in smog cities are much shorter than average as well, with various health issues.
WilliamKeith
Yep, oxygen levels were much higher during the Jurassic era of megafauna. We literally couldn't support 3-foot dragonflies now.
JackTheRippersBrotherHowie
how do i know if carlos is 4'11 or 6'9 ?? BANANA for scale damnit!
AJ2071
Yeah but unless you show how many bananas make a Carlos this is meaningless
Dannyalcatraz
Gamera’s Grandpa!
Toiletseatpolio
Gamera!Gamera!Gamera is really neat! Gamera is filled with meat! We've been eating Gamera!Shell! Teeth!Eyes!Flames!Claws!Breath! Scales!Fun!
SmokyDoggg
We still need the banana for scale. Carlos could be a little tiny man
imminentloudness
1 Carlos = 4.73 bananas
kairbear
It's true. We have no way of knowing if Carlos is not the same size as a banana. #bananaforscale
darksideofthemoonmoon
Please tell me your not asking to see Carlos’ banana. Wouldn’t you rather see Carlos Santana??
Mockingbirb
Here you go
aChungusAmongUs
Can we bring back mega-turtles? Maybe we end up with teenage mutant ninja turtles but so what?
cardinal29
Mega turtles all the way down
StorytellingSalem
Sounds good. Go adopt some turtles today and feed them real good
Notme68
I want Dragon Turtles.
LifeConfessionguy1
Dragonfury5
Tutant Meenage Neetle Teetles!
TopHatApe
err...have you seen Mitch McConnell ? Please reconsider
TheOriginalMikeMan
Don't disgrace the turtles with by attempting to measur the pale man up to them.
aChungusAmongUs
Teenage Mutant Mcoonel or whatever
ashleytaco
+1 for mccoonel
williard64
Old Ass mutant Mitch Mcconnell
SavagePatchKids
The cadence of this is perfect
duhitspollo
Is there a way to breed turtles into giant turtles? Kind of like a liger
Daemoneyes
Not to this size but sea turtles are still pretty big. Only way to get something that big again is increasing the O2 level in the air.
duhitspollo
So like growing a turtle in a biodome with higher o2 levels?
Daemoneyes
Yupp
Daemoneyes
But that would mean either terraforming and let's not forget that other animals would grow too, you want giant insects? Or closed
Daemoneyes
environment but then they die once they leave. Also the whole process would take a few hundred thousand years at least.
Daemoneyes
Well maybe we already have the genetic tech to cut it down to a few generations but I kinda doubt the quality in terms of health.
duhitspollo
Or what about cross breeding turtles?
Daemoneyes
???=? doubt that would work
duhitspollo
Well you gotta get the whale drunk enough