Cheesewheat
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#exercise
Jun 12, 2019 12:30 PM
Cheesewheat
152770
3782
128
#exercise
RistaSRB
Psssh. I could do that too if I wasn't fat
kythorn
limbodog
There’s no sound to this, but if there were it would just be the sound of 3 boys hitting puberty like a truck crashing into a wall.
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
She's come a long way since the chocolate factory.
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
https://wp-media.patheos.com/blogs/sites/66/2014/03/veruca-salt-willy-wonka-via-crushable-com.gif
LurkyMcLurker
No kipping!
lazyhobbit
Sintacc
*muscle up
LooseyGooseyBrett
If I were her, I could do that also.
stratplaya2000
Mrs. Claus is killing it!
Shenaniganz80
I can't do that
timetomakethedonuts
She is sick of santa coming once a year.
rikity
She does have the elves, and that would make for a very interesting video
raabot0
BadPunsAplenty
Mrs Claus, totally sleighing it!
IGenerallyPostThumbsUpGifs
Snow way, man!
Cap808
Fuck you and everyone you’ve ever met. Take your fucking upvote.
maximusdorkus
You're letting down your username dropping a good one like that!
dancfontaine
I thought it was Veruca Salt
memphisfan92
Yas queen sleigh!
ivegottwolegs
acunninglinguist
This is a good pun. I expect bad puns. You have disappointed me in the best way possible.
tiger68
Me too. It made me sappy and had all at the same time.
Grim1337
TooStronkkk
Nice.
Anathema6969
danielsjack4227
Bad puns are a plenty. A bow with a tip of the hat to you imgurian.
justarandombloke
Working that north pole like a Ho ho hoe
certainlynotaweinerthatsforsure
god dammit. +1
humptyblargh
I am Jingle Bell Rock-hard.
LightingSquirrel
"Ms. Clause", that's santa's grand-daughter.
BadPunsAplenty
Are you saying she's got a little elf in her?
LightingSquirrel
"Master has given Dobby a lady pocket"
seigekreig
One for the commandant, one for the corps, one for me
Warchild1987
QUIT KIPPING!!!
egyptian316
And one for Chesty!
LordKingSalmon
I guess the Corps don't get theirs!
rikity
Yes. FMJ
Cabronmalisimo
TheEarthIsFlatbread
ThatchRoofCastle
How about we lock our fucking swaying body up devil dog?
Zipbang
I want the world I want the whole world I want to lock it all up in my pocket It's my bar of chocolate Give it to me Now!
demonsleader89
Swinging your weight does not prove muscular capability.
justLookingFromDetroit
Mack1986
Guy in black who looked annoyed "uh anyone can do that..."
coop61gt
Gymnast
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
Yep
aphallatosis
And I wanna get gym-nas-t
verticalbaconsandwich
And she weighs all of 4...
Icantgoogle
4 speed
JoshConstine
Me: 4 what? You: Weight
verticalbaconsandwich
4 kg or whatever it equates to in old world measurements.
garbohottage
Still more impressive upper body strength than you.
Arinoa
It's still a major thing. Gymnasts don't weigh a ton and aren't very tall. They have an advantage when it comes to speed and mobility.
Arinoa
in gymnastics.
AdvocateForLucifer32
"wonder if anyone's made a Santa....I'll save it for the repost"
Cortezdelanoche
Mrs. Claus got a gym membership and a new boyfriend after the divorce
PenanceArkana
The things a girl has to do to get the wrinkles out of velvet...
grabyourballsandscreamfuckit
I forgot Michael Jackson’s blonde Santa phase — thanks, @OP
Agent00Negative
MILFHAUS
Is she a gymnast? I see this move on the bars, but seeing as I’m definitely NOT one, I can’t assume lol
zykelator
must be easy when you weight next to nothing
TheCreepyGuyGnawingOnAPickleInTheCorner
It's still not easy even when you don't weigh a lot. Coming from a thin calisthenics enthousiast.
shoulkion
Marsha Marsha Marsha
DrShrinker
*Marcia *Marcia *Marcia
w0ntoan
Muscle Ups. If you can do 20 pull ups and 15 dips, you probably have the strength to do a muscle up. Only attempt on straight bar though.
MaxxZorin
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w0ntoan
I did one on a bar that comes off the side of a pulley cage. Slipped, wedged my arm between bar and cage, and fractured my forearm. Not fun.
BklynPunisher
Bet you didn’t try it again though.
w0ntoan
I have, but on a straight bar only.
DatDataDude
Can’t do this at a gay bar?
BklynPunisher
You can and might get some free drinks and a number or two.
w0ntoan
I would recommend ON a straight bar, but that can be AT a gay bar.
DatDataDude
Thanks for the clarification. Can my wife come?
MastersonWalter
I can personally attest to how hard this is. I’ve been trying to do muscle ups forever.
tigerlilytoph
What muscles is she working? It looks totally effortless, but there's no WAY I could do this right now.
JohnG34897
Those boys in the back feel very inadequate.
fbutt09
They don't seem the alpha types anyway.
neoritter
Why you gotta be putting people down?
xantous4201
Need less muscle to pull up less weight. I doubt that young lady weights over 100 lbs. and she looks pretty fit too.
swagb98623
*Aroused
LivingWaters
One day their right arm will be stronger than hers
asianmilkspray
"What the fuck is this man?" - Guy in the middle probably.
Scottchr
"I could totally do that if I wanted to. I just don't want to." - Boys in the back
DarkwingDuc
You misspelled aroused.
YourFatMother
I love your username.
gilded42
Scaroused
HodgePodgekin
Chances are they're all in the same unit, and probably at the same fitness level. It's called a group.
highfiveskittens
Sporkeldee
That kid in black is clearly in disbelief. He even holds his hand up doing the “look at this shit” motion.
HodgePodgekin
Bit of a stretch, my friend.
ThisIsNoCave
Crossfit Santa requires your cookies to be Paleo
LooseyGooseyBrett
If I were her, I could do that also.
esgedi
More likely olympic of gymnastics, because it doesn't look like she's TRYING to end up in a wheelchair.
DwightYouIdiot
She's already pale yo!
TechniqueSupport
That's a proper muscle up so it's going to be a proper regular cookie
FishSausages
Paleo is fine if you need to lose weight (I dropped a whole chin size), but if you're exercising, you're gonna need those carbs
shitheadtookmyname
Paleo isn't anti carb. You're thinking keto. Paleo you can eat as many fruits as you want
PhantomOfTheDopera
Very little kipping so I doubt it's Crossfit
shitheadtookmyname
Yeah that's not cross fit. That's just a muscle up, a standard movement in gymnastics
1trickwonder
Well...considering they do strict and kipping muscle ups in crossfit and maybe you've never seen videos of it...but whatever. She fit
PappyGeeno
This will probably get the hate, but Crossfit does, on occasion, encourage strict movements. Not everyone can do them (like most averag...
PappyGeeno
But I would venture to say, this is not a Crossfit enthusiast:
PappyGeeno
Gym goers), but there are Crossfit enthusiasts who could do bar muscle ups strict.