Dec 26, 2022 7:23 PM
zoraniko
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Thachinatown
TIP THAT MOFO'kin HOMMIE
Ovenproof
"Stop! He is already dead!"
rambot
After two scoops I thought "sweet" but I got physically uncomfortable by 7
madvin
This food looks disgusting.
RenaissanceFaireMan
That's just going to encourage a person to come back right at closing the next time.
Woolencadavers
This is just a problem
WilliamHuskerAdama
That looks disgusting.
thatgirlpiper
That’s a win
maststick
Great now I want Chinese takeaway
buzzardman2
I remember the days when panda express used to do this kind of thing all the time. I miss those days, they reheat really well too.
Bigcurly2000
I was expecting him to eat that fucker like a sandwich after closing the lid
jesusisherelookbusy
PRAY… FOR… MOJO. v
Hrafna55
OGshogun
That’s enough orange chicken for 3 days
GuyFromDeathValley
at that point, might as well fill up the cover as well and use a 2nd bowl as the new cover..
Kegmoisking
Would you like small, medium, large or Trough
ZombeyHepburn
I hope you don’t mind your food touching
buseyisgod
Even with the description and heads-up, that lasted about 6-7 scoops more than I thought it would
OhMyItsUncleJoeBiden
Same it was like: oh thats a lot, wait thats too much, oh god somebody call the authorities, then simply aghast for 5 more scoops.
Escapist83
Honestly as great a value as that is I'd prefer it to fit fully inside the container without oozing out the sides like a Chinese creampie.
terrylovesyogurt99
Damn you for making me picture a Chinese cream pie
PSUTerra
Is it weird I expected them to start using the lid portion to continue scooping food into?
Rips4w
Bullshit. "When you go to bother your friend at work to help you make a stupid video for the stupid internet."
jwillustrat
Hang on let me get my bucket.
Mithi
Size "B"?
sightlab
“It’s only, eh, wah-fair thin, monsieur”
hiromagic
Pokegeologist
Is this the cat that lives up the street from Clifford?
FireSolvesProblems
rej787810
This is how Krogers around here do it. The white people always skimp tho. But one lady (actually Chinese) does it like the vid. Love it.
BlubberMelon
And you better have eaten all of it.
ChewyTheWookie
Was 1/3rd thru when I thought "I can't wait to scroll down to comments for the discourses on the engineering and economics of take out"
Imgur community does not disappoint
beckerthorne
Mall food court Chinese food is a guilty pleasure. +1
Sunshine12345
When your family can't pick what they want to eat go to the food court. Sure it's not great but you'll at least stop delaying over deciding.
snotrocketscience
It's so good it can't be unhealthy.
It’s a guilty pleasure until I get that indigestion/heartburn feeling minutes after. Bodega yellow rice/mofongo/pork on the other hand…
parabolic000
damn, I need some nuyorican food. Can't find good mofongo around me, despite a shitton of Boricua.
It’s one of the few things I miss about Brooklyn. I had that shit right downstairs, the dudes who worked there were lovely, it was great
TearsAreGoodLube
There’s this chain at my mall called Ruby Thai, their spicy grilled chicken hurts my butt feels so bad, but it tastes so good.
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangban
Hey ill hook you up. Eat yogurt after super spicy foods and you won't burn your asshole.
Hmmm I should try that
shawnemack
I really don’t need all that. Paying for food that I know I won’t eat half of is not appealing to me.
TheAccursedHamster
I mean im happy if its something i know i can reheat and enjoy later, like a sub; but a big part of the problem also is that im terrible at
estimating how hungry i am when i buy take-out. Sometimes i dont get nearly enough, sometimes i get way too much.
Neurisko
Yeah I stopped going to buffets 20 years ago. I just can't eat like I used to when I was a teenager.
WilysRobot
I would definitely be eating that for several days.
AutismTheMusical
You could get a second box, pack most of it up, have a normal sized meal, and have lunch for the next few days. All for 10$. Works for me.
feren
I'm not sure that the structural tolerances of that clamshell permit that sort of loading.
billyrayvirus
That's why they put in in a plastic bag.
thri1
Right? I'm not putting that thing on my car seat. Not unless I get like 10 bags. Hopefully one of them wont have a hole.
UncleRat
I was thinking the same thing but more like...reaching the point of failure.
iamlamp2
Man, I like the way you said that.
dezzy435
One of the best sentences I've read in a while
jason88fr
That's what she ... Sigh
MathiasTolerain
“Ay laddie, who do you think wrote the manual. She’ll hold.”
TehTuna
This week in structural inspections
trufflershuffler
You must be an engineer. I like you.
CloseupCaptionReaction
Clam it!
CitizenPrime
"Hey man, you're the Burrito expert, you should have told me we're reaching maximum burrito capacity"
arkuamore
I don't give a shit I'll carry that home in both hands
pigggers
Um. Phrasing.
superanth
They should use duct tape. Duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.
SexualHPanda
In the kitchens I've worked in, clingwrap/shrinkwrap is god for holding boxes shut
TheHappyHermit
We used to load up our Chinese takeout b/c the lids are concave. We could fit 3 meals worth. Later they started charging by weight
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
It's OK I got a permit
BarkingBlackbird
Cthulhuonabike
Thus is just a piece of paper that says "I can do what I want"
ThisIsYourLifeNow
Oh cool, you have the same permit, nice!
simplefishy
pizzapartyhard
v
BernieSandersMittens
Unlike your mom
MasterFishBait
broschetti
You’d be surprised how high the structural tolerances of clamshells can be when faced with the challenge of being overstuffed with meat.
Captnhwdy
TheLastBootyBender
There's some sort of your mom joke here, but I'm too lazy to make it.
b3n9
I think what you’re looking for is “the only thing more stuffed than that clamshell is your momma”
XEndeadX
Your mom sure wasn't too lazy to make you.
I'm sorry I couldn't help myself.
Zeterai
Neither could she, but damn did she just lay there. Lazy as hell, even for a corpse.
LongJuan
We would get half that meal and it would cost about $16 after tax. So expensive here.
wheredoisign
Laughs in Swiss
vicvalour
To be fair, half that would still be enormous, the whole thing should be $30
ztygs
I thought Americans considered this a starter?
iExplainTheJoke
Those two are likely weak (east coast men)
somnif
Try Panda Express, 12$ would get you one scoop of chicken on a half-full bowl of rice. I miss cheap mall food...
SquamishTerry
I would gladly pay $16 for half of that massive pile of food. I'd pay $16 for a quarter of the portion from the video.
Yeah, throw a few eggrolls on there and it's dinner for four for $44.44
Haha I splurged one time before my big Korean dinner. I took a buddy out for fast food Chinese. It came out to 35 and change. ?
I almost couldn't eat. It was just wow for me... I don't spend that kind of money often.
Cali?
betamaxforever
Above ground
IRecordYourComments
Lifer in S. CA here and we have a toooon of cheap chinese food options, at mega quantities too.
Michelinmansribbedpeepee
Trivago.
Pseudosim
Hey, I got a dope Chinese place by my uni. Don't know about you. They got volume of customers to keep their prices low and serving sizehigh.
drezrale
Cali is cheap as fuck, go to Asheville NC, that place will ruin your wallet. $9 for a small ice cream sandwich.
LAMovieDesign
I live in LA and know spots where you can get a TON of food, on the cheap.
JamieYEAH
Plz plz plz
Edmonton, Alberta. Eating out here costs an arm and a leg. I took my 2 kids and friend out for KOREAN grill. Cost me about 250.
keyblader1985
Fuck
SoftKleenex
Sounds like it’s not ayce, can add up fast
technollamatgc
Calgary here. Can confirm.
Uscombs
Did you drink??
Just the friend had 1 alcoholic drink. The rest of us had water.
I only bought the grill for 3, it was just enough for us since we're not big eaters.
phoenix071
Korean BBQ is known for being expensive though
thevortexmaster
I can get a bowl of Doenjang with rice and unlimited side dishes for around $14 Canadian including tip
Not any korean food, specifically korean bbq, a style of restaurant
TheKatodrome
Yep even groceries here, used to be able to feed 4 adults on $800 a month, now we coupon to keep it near $1200 and there's only 3 adults now
OneCraftyHooker
I used to be able to feed my family of 4 for about $600/ month and now it's closer to $1200 in Wisconsin
JackTorranceAtTheBall
What... What happened to the other adult?
Relationships change.
Try BC. Hahaha got a big mac meal and 6 nuggets the other day and it was over $18
If I ever go to mcdonald's, it's only on coupons. They always have coupons. I can't Splurge like that!
Hahah good idea!
TairyHesticals
Footlong sub at subway is $15 in Ontario. No chips, no drink, just a sub.
Woah. I think those are 12 here
Deathpunkin
Same in BC
Thachinatown
TIP THAT MOFO'kin HOMMIE
Ovenproof
"Stop! He is already dead!"
rambot
After two scoops I thought "sweet" but I got physically uncomfortable by 7
madvin
This food looks disgusting.
RenaissanceFaireMan
That's just going to encourage a person to come back right at closing the next time.
Woolencadavers
This is just a problem
WilliamHuskerAdama
That looks disgusting.
thatgirlpiper
That’s a win
maststick
Great now I want Chinese takeaway
buzzardman2
I remember the days when panda express used to do this kind of thing all the time. I miss those days, they reheat really well too.
Bigcurly2000
I was expecting him to eat that fucker like a sandwich after closing the lid
jesusisherelookbusy
PRAY… FOR… MOJO.
v
RenaissanceFaireMan
That's just going to encourage a person to come back right at closing the next time.
Hrafna55
OGshogun
That’s enough orange chicken for 3 days
GuyFromDeathValley
at that point, might as well fill up the cover as well and use a 2nd bowl as the new cover..
Kegmoisking
Would you like small, medium, large or Trough
ZombeyHepburn
I hope you don’t mind your food touching
buseyisgod
Even with the description and heads-up, that lasted about 6-7 scoops more than I thought it would
OhMyItsUncleJoeBiden
Same it was like: oh thats a lot, wait thats too much, oh god somebody call the authorities, then simply aghast for 5 more scoops.
Escapist83
Honestly as great a value as that is I'd prefer it to fit fully inside the container without oozing out the sides like a Chinese creampie.
terrylovesyogurt99
Damn you for making me picture a Chinese cream pie
PSUTerra
Is it weird I expected them to start using the lid portion to continue scooping food into?
Rips4w
Bullshit. "When you go to bother your friend at work to help you make a stupid video for the stupid internet."
jwillustrat
Hang on let me get my bucket.
Mithi
Size "B"?
sightlab
“It’s only, eh, wah-fair thin, monsieur”
hiromagic
Pokegeologist
Is this the cat that lives up the street from Clifford?
FireSolvesProblems
rej787810
This is how Krogers around here do it. The white people always skimp tho. But one lady (actually Chinese) does it like the vid. Love it.
BlubberMelon
And you better have eaten all of it.
ChewyTheWookie
Was 1/3rd thru when I thought "I can't wait to scroll down to comments for the discourses on the engineering and economics of take out"
ChewyTheWookie
Imgur community does not disappoint
beckerthorne
Mall food court Chinese food is a guilty pleasure. +1
Sunshine12345
When your family can't pick what they want to eat go to the food court. Sure it's not great but you'll at least stop delaying over deciding.
snotrocketscience
It's so good it can't be unhealthy.
sightlab
It’s a guilty pleasure until I get that indigestion/heartburn feeling minutes after. Bodega yellow rice/mofongo/pork on the other hand…
parabolic000
damn, I need some nuyorican food. Can't find good mofongo around me, despite a shitton of Boricua.
sightlab
It’s one of the few things I miss about Brooklyn. I had that shit right downstairs, the dudes who worked there were lovely, it was great
TearsAreGoodLube
There’s this chain at my mall called Ruby Thai, their spicy grilled chicken hurts my butt feels so bad, but it tastes so good.
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangban
Hey ill hook you up. Eat yogurt after super spicy foods and you won't burn your asshole.
TearsAreGoodLube
Hmmm I should try that
shawnemack
I really don’t need all that. Paying for food that I know I won’t eat half of is not appealing to me.
TheAccursedHamster
I mean im happy if its something i know i can reheat and enjoy later, like a sub; but a big part of the problem also is that im terrible at
TheAccursedHamster
estimating how hungry i am when i buy take-out. Sometimes i dont get nearly enough, sometimes i get way too much.
Neurisko
Yeah I stopped going to buffets 20 years ago. I just can't eat like I used to when I was a teenager.
WilysRobot
I would definitely be eating that for several days.
AutismTheMusical
You could get a second box, pack most of it up, have a normal sized meal, and have lunch for the next few days. All for 10$. Works for me.
feren
I'm not sure that the structural tolerances of that clamshell permit that sort of loading.
billyrayvirus
That's why they put in in a plastic bag.
thri1
Right? I'm not putting that thing on my car seat. Not unless I get like 10 bags. Hopefully one of them wont have a hole.
UncleRat
I was thinking the same thing but more like...reaching the point of failure.
iamlamp2
Man, I like the way you said that.
dezzy435
One of the best sentences I've read in a while
jason88fr
That's what she ... Sigh
MathiasTolerain
“Ay laddie, who do you think wrote the manual. She’ll hold.”
TehTuna
This week in structural inspections
trufflershuffler
You must be an engineer. I like you.
CloseupCaptionReaction
Clam it!
CitizenPrime
"Hey man, you're the Burrito expert, you should have told me we're reaching maximum burrito capacity"
arkuamore
I don't give a shit I'll carry that home in both hands
pigggers
Um. Phrasing.
superanth
They should use duct tape. Duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.
SexualHPanda
In the kitchens I've worked in, clingwrap/shrinkwrap is god for holding boxes shut
TheHappyHermit
We used to load up our Chinese takeout b/c the lids are concave. We could fit 3 meals worth. Later they started charging by weight
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
It's OK I got a permit
BarkingBlackbird
Cthulhuonabike
Thus is just a piece of paper that says "I can do what I want"
ThisIsYourLifeNow
Oh cool, you have the same permit, nice!
simplefishy
pizzapartyhard
BernieSandersMittens
Unlike your mom
CitizenPrime
MasterFishBait
broschetti
You’d be surprised how high the structural tolerances of clamshells can be when faced with the challenge of being overstuffed with meat.
Captnhwdy
TheLastBootyBender
There's some sort of your mom joke here, but I'm too lazy to make it.
b3n9
I think what you’re looking for is “the only thing more stuffed than that clamshell is your momma”
XEndeadX
Your mom sure wasn't too lazy to make you.
XEndeadX
I'm sorry I couldn't help myself.
Zeterai
Neither could she, but damn did she just lay there. Lazy as hell, even for a corpse.
LongJuan
We would get half that meal and it would cost about $16 after tax. So expensive here.
wheredoisign
Laughs in Swiss
vicvalour
To be fair, half that would still be enormous, the whole thing should be $30
ztygs
I thought Americans considered this a starter?
iExplainTheJoke
Those two are likely weak (east coast men)
somnif
Try Panda Express, 12$ would get you one scoop of chicken on a half-full bowl of rice. I miss cheap mall food...
SquamishTerry
I would gladly pay $16 for half of that massive pile of food. I'd pay $16 for a quarter of the portion from the video.
vicvalour
Yeah, throw a few eggrolls on there and it's dinner for four for $44.44
LongJuan
Haha I splurged one time before my big Korean dinner. I took a buddy out for fast food Chinese. It came out to 35 and change. ?
LongJuan
I almost couldn't eat. It was just wow for me... I don't spend that kind of money often.
zoraniko
Cali?
betamaxforever
Above ground
IRecordYourComments
Lifer in S. CA here and we have a toooon of cheap chinese food options, at mega quantities too.
Michelinmansribbedpeepee
Trivago.
Pseudosim
Hey, I got a dope Chinese place by my uni. Don't know about you. They got volume of customers to keep their prices low and serving sizehigh.
drezrale
Cali is cheap as fuck, go to Asheville NC, that place will ruin your wallet. $9 for a small ice cream sandwich.
LAMovieDesign
I live in LA and know spots where you can get a TON of food, on the cheap.
JamieYEAH
Plz plz plz
LongJuan
Edmonton, Alberta. Eating out here costs an arm and a leg. I took my 2 kids and friend out for KOREAN grill. Cost me about 250.
keyblader1985
Fuck
SoftKleenex
Sounds like it’s not ayce, can add up fast
technollamatgc
Calgary here. Can confirm.
Uscombs
Did you drink??
LongJuan
Just the friend had 1 alcoholic drink. The rest of us had water.
LongJuan
I only bought the grill for 3, it was just enough for us since we're not big eaters.
phoenix071
Korean BBQ is known for being expensive though
thevortexmaster
I can get a bowl of Doenjang with rice and unlimited side dishes for around $14 Canadian including tip
phoenix071
Not any korean food, specifically korean bbq, a style of restaurant
TheKatodrome
Yep even groceries here, used to be able to feed 4 adults on $800 a month, now we coupon to keep it near $1200 and there's only 3 adults now
OneCraftyHooker
I used to be able to feed my family of 4 for about $600/ month and now it's closer to $1200 in Wisconsin
JackTorranceAtTheBall
What... What happened to the other adult?
TheKatodrome
Relationships change.
thevortexmaster
Try BC. Hahaha got a big mac meal and 6 nuggets the other day and it was over $18
LongJuan
If I ever go to mcdonald's, it's only on coupons. They always have coupons. I can't Splurge like that!
thevortexmaster
Hahah good idea!
TairyHesticals
Footlong sub at subway is $15 in Ontario. No chips, no drink, just a sub.
thevortexmaster
Woah. I think those are 12 here
Deathpunkin
Same in BC