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CheeseyPants
Nutter to the max!
peopleannoyme420
Jabokoe
Besides that person being cray cray... I wonder if your number showed up on their phone bc of telemarketer spoofing caller ID?
dascypriot
I wish I got more random texts that I could have fun with.
Rossco311
IChangedMyUsernameToDangerous
It looks like Miss Taken has a little case of the bipolar...
Chandler920
thecommenterimgurdeserves
All the ellipses had me reading like William Shatner.
FlyingTigerRose
Started to reread in Shatner's voice and couldn't finish - laughing so hard!
HappyHighway
This reminds me very much of the wife I'm divorcing.
Shoujo
Good for you, may happiness be right around the next corner!
whatwverwhatever
Well this was a hell of a ride!
forev3r
Kinda how I picture Trump acting
SamaelAravelus
It's all fun and games until you realize that you have relatives that behave in the exact same way :/
Shoujo
or fun and games until they murder bobbie based on that exchange :P
SamaelAravelus
Well that can still be fun and games for someone, technically xD
davemClickDriver
I never laughed so much.
Meilkor
Just send a selfie and be done
TheFacelessOldWomanSecretlyLivingInYourHome
Chicken SHIT!
Thebearpoker
Thanks for taking my post and not giving credit for it.
JACKYLandHIDE
Holy shit. That broad was bat shit crazy. You really pissed her off. And she put the skin cancer hex on you.
aahzmatic
I feel bad for whoever knows her in person.
itisntisit
I think it was a guy? Its very confusing
EarElephant
I thought it was an older but not elderly southern man
FuckMeFuckYou
That was a dude. Which somehow makes it even worse to me for some reason.
Trinitii83
That was wild!
KawaiiPotatoChan
Funny how just by the way they text you can tell they are stupid af
svanasiggs31415
Lmfao what a crazy old bitch and I bet she is a 60 something year old fat kunt with a mustache!!!
Shoujo
Sounds likely
whyisthissohot
I think this is fake.
joshuadbonner
Damn, that was a clusterfuck of a rollercoaster
SchmoneyDanceMillieRockWooWalk
Why....do....people....type....like....this?
CrossThreadedLids
Maybe they add ellipses whenever they take a drag off their cigarette
vondruke
I do it because grammar is dumb and requires so much unnecessary redundancies.
maggooo
Its abitual!!!!!!! Dont be suck a pycho!
RealFuckinNito
for carma you pacific ......grammer police!
modalnode
Does this whole wrong number thing happen in the USA a lot? I've had a mobile phone for 20 years, never had a wrong number text or call me.
Alighierian
I'd say it can happen to anyone as long as you enter a number manually (instead of saving it from a call/text), but get a number wrong.
chillFlamingo
GOD DAMN YOU ARE SUCH A STUPIT LIER DAWN!!! I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY AN ORANGE PALM IN FUCKING FLORIDA!!!
Debiandog
I laughed, I cried, I shook my head a bunch of times +1
SpoonyNord
Soooo basicly
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NeonArchetype
This is 100% Au.
ColumboVsPredator
What the fuck is wrong with her?!
theshrektacularshrek
Probably trypanophobia, irrational fear of injections. I have it too
FuckMeFuckYou
Wtf was that? Jesus. I know she's a kid but seriously wtf? It was like she was shitfaced or something. Damn.
choloeseguay
I'm sure plenty of adults act like this too
WhatRaySay
This is your average Trumpanzee in action; barely literate, middle-aged white people with insane inferiority complexes.
Shoujo
and entitlement issues galore!
FlyingTigerRose
Love "Trumpanzee"! I use "Trumpelthinskin", myself.
Shadehawk
i guarantee she voted for trump (if she even voted) im willing to stake money on it.
missycb
How does it finish? Does she realise she's wrong?
javer80
Nope. Just keeps insisting she won't fall for it, and at one point seems to think the person has physically stolen her contact's phone.
Assfullofbread
Link?
javer80
.. I think this is the whole thing, man. I'm just citing the post.
Thebearpoker
It's the whole thing. It happened to me and got reposted I guess.
Assfullofbread
Did she ever text back?
FussyZeus
I feel like we should re-open the whole Texas secession debate. I really think we'd be better off without everyone in that state.
SonicBoomYourFamily
HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY. Nah, you're cool. I don't want us to secede as I've really nailed the national anthem & don't want to learn a new one.
AstralMarmot
Austin is like Texas's anchor baby.
Raileks
as per the usa's annexation clause. "One bad apple spoils the whole bunch." Unless 100% of states population can get above a 50 on a 1/2
Raileks
I.Q. test, they're out.
jaydawgx7
They're all about to be under water anyway...
DoomSkuller
can we let California go, too?
APieceOfFuckingShit
As someone who lives in California, yes, please, we'll be better off on our own
FussyZeus
Hell no. Too many ports to replace, everything from China will get crazy expensive
DoomSkuller
we'll just break off their landmass and send em out to sea, then
javer80
We'll go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too.
DoomSkuller
those Alaskans might die of heat exhaustion if you bring them down there
TomDobs55
FIRE ZE MISSLES!!!
GrandalfTheGey
Wow that was INTENSE.... I CAN'T BELIEVE..... THAT HAPPENED CARMA.. YOU PSYCO crazy dawn CANCER WAAHHHHHHHHH
PedroBenecol
CARMAN
Ablus
Be more... PACIFIC.... LOL!
probshouldntsayitbut
"Your one class act" - well, what is it, we need to know!
brobrobrourboat
You....SHRIVELED UP PRINE..CANCER CAUSING NOBODY..GRAMMeR POLICE
byedone
That's two A's :)
choakid999
Seriously thought I was having a stroke the whole time I was reading
Nubstar
BIG WOW!!!!!!
AsianUsername
REEEEEE
nonstopfox
The way that person talked almost gave me an anxiety attack lmao
TheGingerBatman
PHYCO*
TheMeatWhisperer
Can save you 15% on your car insurance!
IWillAlwaysAndIMeanAlwaysUpvoteCats
Dayjo
spelguru
What is this... a gif for ants?! ... Also if there is a gif for that... Someone link it?
Dayjo
For those with glaucoma